Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第六季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、准备好了吗是的Areyouready?-Yes!不宝No,babe.准备好了吗Areyouready?是吗Yes?我被Sweetums基金会开除了IgotfiredfromrunningtheSweetumsFoundation.都是我的错抱歉了又一次Thankstome.Sorry,again.嘿因祸得福啊Hey,blessingindisguise.我在这个会计公♥司♥接受了一份新工作Itookajobatthisaccountingfirm,他们已经三次想雇我了我终于屈服了theyvetriedtohiremethreetimes,Ifinallygavein

2、.但我入职之前还有一周Butvehadaweekoffinbetweenjobs,所以我策划了一个挺大的东西andIvebeencookingupsomethingprettybig.上次他暂时失业的时候他陷进了黏土动画里Thelasttimehewasinbetweenjobs,hegotdeepintoclaymation,SO4E11TheComebackKid所以这应该不太一样希望是sothisshouldbedifferent,hopefully.隆重介绍“邓夏尔之锥”PresentingTheConesofDunshire,全新的游戏体验8到12名玩家abrand-newgamin

3、gexperience.8to12players.两个术士一个独行侠仲裁人两位战士Twowizards,amaverick,thearbiter,twowarriors,一个下士和一个总账师acorporal,andaledgerman.嗯总账师只是计分的而且能戴这顶帽子Now,theledgermanjustkeepsscore,andhewearsthishat.哦天啊Oh,boy.现在目标是积累锥子Now,theobjectistoaccumulatecones.四个锥F就赢但需要得到锥子你就得建造一个文明Fourconeswins,butinordertogetacone,youhav

4、etobuildacivilization.另一个有意思的事情是挑战玩法Theotheramazingthingisthechallengeplay.实际上让我跟你再讲讲琐事卡Actually,letmetellyoumoreaboutthetriviacards,因为你需要首先知道路障是什么,causeyouregonnaneedtoknowaboutroadblocksfirst.啊无所谓r挑战玩法的关键Nah,nevermind.Thethingaboutthechallengeplay是它基本上是这个游戏isthatitsbasicallythegame.的反转inreverse.然后

5、你撒三个骰子来看你需要撒多少个骰子Thenyourollthreedicetoseehowmanydiceyourollwith.哦16完美有很多选择Oh,16.Perfect,lotsofchoices.好的每一轮都是掷骰购买♥♥行动Okay,eachturngoes:Roll,buy,action.我是说很明显真实游戏里这个会高很多Imean,obviously,thiswouldbemuchtallerintherealgame.但下土有否决权Butthecorporalcanveto.这应该也是绿色的啊这是怎么发生的Thisshouldbegreentoo.

6、Howdidthishappen?这些锥子是隐喻吗嗯是的也不是Aretheconesametaphor?Well,yesandno.这这玩意儿叫啥来着“邓夏尔之锥”Whatis-whatisthiscalledagain?TheConesofDunshire.哦天啊独行侠应该可以交易木材换取农业积分的Oh,myGod,theMaverickshouldbeabletotradelumberforagriculturecredits.我之前怎么就没想到呢HowhaveInotthoughtofthisbefore?这啥也不是对吧Thisisnothing,right?你什么时候回去工作来着Whe

7、ndoyougobacktoworkagain?明天没事的这些我扔进垃圾堆就行Tomorrow.Itsfine.lljustthrowthisinthegarbage.公园与游憩公园与游憩第6季第9集第6季第9集只要Knope一走这些玩艺儿就在会议厅里挂满AssoonasKnopeisgone,thesearegoingupalloverChambers.Jamm投中三分Jammforthree!哈哈咋你这个投不中的是想喂垃圾桶吗Haha!What,areyoutryingtobuildahousewiththosebricks?哦那个女孩子在攻击我Ooh!Thegirlisattacking

8、me.休会之前还有其他事务吗Anynewbusinessbeforeweadjourn?是的我有一件-Yes,1haveone-Pawnee公园thePawneeCommons.哦天啊Oh,boy.Pawnee公园又名实际上未来最棒的公园ThemoneyforthePawneeCommons,akathegreatestfutureparkintheworld,又名我的个人梦想项目akamypersonaldreamproject.又名Aka.的资金现在正在自♥由♥决定状态Iscurrentlyinadiscretionaryfund.我想把它移进保险箱保证为那个项

9、目所使用dliketomoveittoalockbox,toensurethatitisusedforthatproject.情况是Leslie这种决定是-Thethingis,Leslie,thiskindofdecisionis-已经由不得你了it,snotreallyuptoyouanymore.因为选民们用技术上的政♥治&hearts沐语讲Becausethevoters,touseatechnicalpoliticalterm,用臭靴子给你踢走了gaveyouthestankyboot.但我们会保证你资金的安全的宝贝姑娘Butwellkeepyourmoneysafe,

10、babygirl.怎么你觉得我会用来在我办公室新建个石灰石淋浴吗What,youthinkImgonnauseittoputanewlimestoneshowerinmyoffice?是啊现在我觉得了Yeah,nowIdo.我提议我们搁置这项讨论直到我们看Knope走的那个时刻Iproposethatwetablethisdiscussionuntil,let,ssay,thesecondKnopeisgone.回见了团子头们打板1.ater,bunheads.Glass!视频点播RonVideoRondemand.你拿着什么呢好哥们Whatyoucarrying,mydude?该是卖&hea

11、rts;♥掉我小屋的时候了Thetimehascometosellmycabin.但我没找到合适的买♥♥家ButIhaventhadmuchluckfindingabuyer.出♥售♥小屋地点森林Forsale.Smallhouse.Location:Forest.1有点冗长了不觉得吗Itsalittlewordy,dontyouthink?“现任房♥主不会清理猎枪弹壳或动物残骸”Currentownerwillnotcleanupshotgunshellsoranimalcarcasses.你什么毛病啊Swa

12、nson-行我清理猎枪弹壳Thehelliswrongwithyou,Swanson?-Fine,Illcleanuptheshotgunshells,但动物残骸要留着给我浆果地供肥butthecarcassesremaintofertilizemyberrypatch.如果你真想摆脱那个恐怖小屋Ifyoureallywanttounloadthatlittlehorrorcabin,你得需要一个专业人士来正确筹划yougonnaneedaprofessionaltostageitproperly.幸运的是我最近拿到了房♥地♥产♥销♥售&

13、hearts;执照1.uckyforyou,1recentlygotmyrealestatelicense.扑通Spladow!看看吧-尊购Meagle房♥地♥产♥Checkit.-RegalMeagleRealty.找到你的城♥堡♥Findyourcastle.好吧我觉得你们可以帮忙Fine,IsupposeIcouldusesomehelp.哟Donna让我也来分一杯羹吧或许分点那个佣金呢Yo,Donna,letmegetalittleskininthegame,maybesplitthatcommission?好啊展示

14、卜你的才能我就分那佣金Allright.Showmewhatyougot.llsplitthatcommish.*分那佣金*JSplitthatcommishJ我一直问自己的问题是ThequestionIalwaysaskmyselfis,我应该做什么样的大亨呢whatkindofmogulshouldIbe?流行大亨能量饮料大亨Fashionmogul,energydrinkmogul.我甚至考虑过做养猪一个大哼大亨Ieventhoughtaboutdownhillskiing.Amogulmogul.但不动产大亨吗Butarealestatemogul?嗯现在那可是热门大亨啊Hmm.Tha

15、tsahotmogulrightnow.BenWyatt报到上班BenWyatt,reportingforduty.怎公样啊Barney能再见到你太好了Howyoudoing,Barney?Goodtoseeyouagain.我就是不敢相信终于发生了Ijustcantbelieveitsfinallyhappening.Ted他来了Ted!Heshere!他真的来了Hereallycame!你好啊Ben我是FrankHello,Ben.mFrank.你上次拒绝的时候我接受了这份工作Itookthejobwhenyoupassedituplasttime.听到很多关于你的事Heardalotab

16、outyou.嗯都是好事我希望Well,allgoodthings,Ihope.有点太好了Alittletoogood.我们看看你是不是和传言中的一样1.etsseeifyouliveuptothehype.我没在开玩笑mnotjoking.哦Oh.Frank看起来挺酷的Frankseemscool.嗯跟密歇根的所有人说我打了招呼Well,telleverybodyinMichiganIsaidhi,告诉你妈我爱她在Pinterest上发的香蕉蛋糕andtellyourmomthatIlovethebananacakeshepostedonPinterest.哦你孩子的父亲来了Oh,thefa

17、therofyourchildishere.我得走了有空再聊Ihavetogo.lltalktoyousoon.我爱你-那是Ann吗Iloveyou.-WasthatAnn?我希望你在用平静的语气和她说话Ihopeyouwerespeakingtoherinacalmingvoice因为宝宝们什么都能听到causebabiescanheareverything.宝宝如果你还能听到我的话我爱你哦Baby,ifyoucanstillhearme,Iloveyou.电♥话♥已经挂断了-哦Thephoneishungup.-Oh.你收到我关于Jamm有多蠢蛋的消息了吗You

18、gotmymessageaboutJammbeingadinkhead?是的但作为市政经理我不能有偏爱Yes,butascitymanager,Icantplaysides.而我觉得我们所有的蛋偶尔都会有点蠢AndIthinkallofourheadscanbealittledinkyattimes.好吧但他的是最蠢的Fine,buthisisthedinkiest.而我知道的因为我一直在计分AndIwouldknowbecausemkeepingscore.自从我在市议会上任EversinceIstartedcitycouncil,我和Jamm针锋相对了112次Ihavegonehead-t

19、o-headwithJamm112times.他赢了56次我赢了56次Hehaswon56times,1havewon56times.我不会输掉我们最后一战的Iwillnotloseourlastbattle.你能帮助我吗Willyouhelpme?不能No.哦你站起来的那个样子我以为会是另一种答案呢Oh.Thewayyoustooduplikethat,Ithoughtitwasgonnagoadifferentway.不我不能直接帮忙但我站在你这一边No,Icanthelpdirectly,butIamonyourside.而我会以所有可能的方式支援你AndIwillassistyouin

20、anywaythatIcan.心理学家Dr.PhilMcGraw2002-2023年播出的调解节目或许我可以调停就像Dr.Phil一样只是有资格MaybeIcanmediate,likeDr.Phil,onlyqualified.所以是怎么回事RonDiane让你卖♥♥掉找个地方吗Sowhat,sthestory,Ron?Dianemakingyousellthisplace?完全不是Notatall.最近我购买♥♥了足够全家人使用的新小屋Recently,Ipurchasedanewcabinbigenoughforthewholefa

21、mily.我只是无法证明拥有四座小屋的合理性Ijustcantjustifyowningfourcabins.两座小屋Twocabins.我买♥♥的新小屋有个很棒的轮胎秋千给女孩们ThenewcabinIboughthasagreattireswingforthegirls,能让所有孩子玩耍的一个湖accesstoalakeforallthekidstoplayin.此外它没有这些锋利的Plus,itdoesnthavetheserazor-sharp从地下伸出的防卫木板perimeterdefenseplanksstickingoutoftheground.我一般

22、收5%的佣金但我只收3%Iusuallygeta5%commission,butlldoitfor3%.亲友折扣还是5%吧Friendsandfamilydiscount.-Makeit5%.我不想让你有我们成为朋友的想法Idontwantyougettinganyideasaboutusbeingfriends.尊重-Donna宝贝Respect.-Donna,baby.放在壁炉上的我在想假鹿角Forthefireplace,mthinkingfakeantlers.但假鹿角上我们要挂什么样的围巾呢Butwhatkindofscarvesdowewanttohangoffthefakeant

23、lers?哦啧钩针的-完全当然Oh,duh.Crocheted.-Mostdef.那些在“游历法国”的古董海报旁边看着会很适合的ThatlllooklegitnexttothoseantiqueVisitFranceposters.嗯Mm.Ron你想待在外面啥也不做Ron,youwanttostayoutsideanddonothing让他们把你的小屋整成垃圾吗whiletheymakeyourcabinlooklikegarbage?我非常想dlikethatverymuch.我们可以看着影子变长Wecanwatchtheshadowsgetlonger.好吧Okay.哇你们这真的把启动文书

24、摘得很正经啊Wow,youguyssuretakethestart-uppaperworkseriouslyaroundhere.抱歉让你这么开始还是在周五Sorrytostartyououtlikethis,andonaFridaynoless.但这是我们最棘手的案例Butit,sourtoughestcase.三个冲突的家庭信托一份充满争议的遗嘱-Threecompetingfamilytrusts,acontestedwill-真是个难题呢itsarealpuzzler!所以看看你几斤几两吧天才Soletsseewhatyougot,genius.如果我今晚被谋杀了从调杳那两个家伙开始I

25、frmmurderedtonight,starttheinvestigationwiththosetwoguys.你们这群木瓜来这干什么呢Thehellyounerdsdoinghere?我们保险箱的事情还没聊完呢这事还没完Werenotdonetalkingaboutthelockbox.Thisisn,tover.而我是来调解的AndIamheretomediate.你们不能就这么直接到我门口来Youcantjustshowupatmydoorlikethis.你看我知道我们有分歧但这对我很重要1.ook,Iknowwehavehadourdifferences,butthisisvery

26、importanttome.我们不达成一致我不会走的Andmnotleavinguntilwehashthisout.我尊重你的勇气Knope你可以进来一分钟Irespectthemoxie,Knope.Youcancomeinforaminute.脱鞋这是栋尊重的房♥子Shoesoff.Thisisahouseofrespect.嗯我不需要那么做了我的脚很干净的Well,Idontneedtodothat.Myfeetareveryclean.没鞋子你就输了Noshoes,youlose.“没鞋子你就输了”Noshoes,youlose?那意味着我们应该穿鞋对吧Thatmean

27、sweshouldhaveshoesthen,right?没鞋子.Noshoes.嗯Hmm.是所以这就是我的周末道场Yeah,sothisismyweekenddojo.抱歉这个地方有点杂乱Sorry,theplaceisabitofamess.我老婆要在俄克拉荷马州呆八个月MywifesinOklahomaforeightmonths.可能永远到时候看她能不能原谅我Maybeforever.We,llseeifsheforgivesme.那是谁啊MichelleWie吗-与性无关Who,sthat,MichelleWie?-Itsnotsexual.我只是真心喜欢她的比赛mjustareal

28、lybigfanofhergame.真的吗-是啊Really?-Yeah.因为那张图片里她穿着比基尼Becauseinthatpicture,sheswearingabikini.是啊谢谢我自己PS的Yeah,thanks.Photoshoppeditmyself.太棒了Fantastic.嗯到我上♥床♥睡觉的时候了所以Well,thisisaboutthetimeIhitthehay,so.要不我们都上♥床♥睡觉呢Whydontweallhitthehay?我们呆在这睡一晚上的好觉Wellstayhere,getagoodnightss

29、leep,然后我们明天开始协商andwecanstartnegotiationstomorrow.来的路上我们去了批发商店Westoppedattheoutletmallonthewayhere.给我们自己买♥♥了睡袋一大罐焦糖爆米花Gotourselvesasleepingbag,agianttinofcaramelcorn,还有DKNY的一条不规则裙子andanirregularskirtfromDKNY.缝边有点歪了但是只要八块钱Thehemiscrooked,butitwas8bucks.重点是我在拿到保险箱之前是不会走的Thepointis,Iamnotl

30、eavinguntilIgetthatlockbox.哦来强硬的是吧Oh,playinghardball,huh?嘿我不麻烦啊你可以睡那个沙发Hey,nosweatoffmysack.Youcantakethecouch,如果你能把我的健身器材拿走的话ifyoucangetmyexerciseequipmentoutoftheway.我觉得我能搞定IthinkIcanhandleit.这张桌子有多赞啊哈Howsweetisthistable,bytheway,huh?我在一家真的日式铁板烧店搞到的Igotitfromanactualbenihana.花了我四千块每一分钱都值了Costme4gr

31、and.Wortheverypenny.好的谁要来点正宗的日式早饭啊V!CanIinterestanyoneinanauthentica-Japanesea-break-a-fast?用筷子吃的炒蛋吗行啊Scrambledeggseatenwithchopsticks?Okay.好的【力、!你知道或许我们可以边吃边协商Youknow,maybeweshouldnegotiatewhilewe,reeating.别急什么啊待会儿有的是时间呢No,what,stherush?Plentyoftimeforthatlater.你知道能让你开口或者只需要儿瓶啤酒Youknowwhatmightputy

32、ouinthemoodtotalkisacoupleofbrewskis以及一本有你最爱女性摔跤手的日历andacalendarfeaturingsomeofyourfavoritefemalewrestlers.哦耶Knope你知道如何抓住男人的心Oh,yeah.Knope,youknowthewaytoamansheart.耶行我们聊Yeah,okay.Letstalk.没问题Yougotit.这些人不愿意走啊Thesepeoplewontleave.有个家伙甚至往卫生间里看Oneguyevenlookedinthebathroom.是啊那个意思是他们喜欢这地儿Yeah,thatmeans

33、theyliketheplace.如果你就别折腾他们我觉得我们可能会有出价的Ifyoujustleavethemalone,Ithinkwemightgetsomeoffers.这根常青树香气的蜡烛应该能帮人们进入买♥♥♥房♥♥的心情Thisevergreenscentedcandleshouldhelpputpeopleinthemoodtobuy.你可以就把门打开让真正的的松树味道飘进来Youcouldjustopenthedoorandlettheactualsmellofthepinesin.树都黏黏的而且里面还有虫

34、子Treesaresticky,andtheygotbugsinthem.这地方也太随意了吧Thisplaceissorandom.左侧是本剧编剧MeganAmram我不知道啊它就像是在与世隔绝Idontknow.ItskindOflike,inthemiddleofnowhere.我知道啊那就是就最好笑的地方Iknow.Thats,like,thehilariouspart.要花多久过来就像个笑话It,slikeajokehowlongittakestogethere.这就像是个自指小屋Itslikeameta-cabin.哦是的-我也这么觉得是的Ohyeah.-ThatswhatIthou

35、ght,yeah.我听说DaveEggers写过一篇短篇IheardthatDaveEggerswroteashortstory说的是他在那边那棵树下面找到的一盘磁带aboutthistapecassettethathefoundunderthattreeoverthere.哦天啊-你在干什么呢Oh,myGod.-Whatareyoudoing?我在试着让这些讨厌的呆呆们为你的小屋多付钱mtryingtogettheseannoyingdumdumstopaymoremoneyforyourcabin.继续Carryon.哦天啊我听说NekoCase和BenGibbard在这里亲热过一次Oh,

36、myGod,IheardthatNekoCaseandBenGibbardmadeouthereonce.分别为乡村摇滚歌♥手和另类摇滚乐队DeathCabforCutie主唱啥What?周六和Ben在公♥司♥SaturdayatthefirmwithBen.好吧我们解散租借然后申请破产Okay,wedissolvetheloan-outandfilebankruptcy.那样只有我们的客户具有资产所有权Thatwayonlyourclientshaveclaimtotheassets.很好的主意Greatidea.我们一个月前想到的thatwehad

37、amonthago.问题是资产所有权还在信托手里Theproblemis,thetruststillhasclaimtotheproperty.那我们就把信托终止Thenwedissolvethetrust.客户AB和F他们必须同意Clients,A,B,andF,theywouldhavetoagree,但如果他们争取资产我们可以仲裁butiftheywentforit,wecouldarbitrate.他是对的我们没想到这招He,sright.Weneverthoughtofthat.哦哦BenBenOh,oh!Ben,Ben.再说一遍但这次我要把灯打开就像你有个主意了Sayitagain

38、butthistimemgonnaturnthelighton,likeyoujusthadanidea.当然当然是我支持你呃好的Sure,sure.Yeah,mwithyou.Um,okay.如果我们把信托终止呢,Whatifwedissolvethetrust?好你刚刚攻破了这个案例Yes!Youjustcrackedthecase.我只是在做分内事mjustdoingmyjob.好吧有个主意Okay,heresanidea.或许我们把公园的一部分叫做“Jamm区域”呢-嗯MaybeWenamepartoftheparktheJammZone?Hmm.是Jamm中意这个Yeah,Jammc

39、oulddigonthat.要不在Jamm区域里禁止已婚妹进入呢HowaboutifintheJammzone,there,snomarriedchicksallowed?警告JeremyCaution,Jeremy.我觉得会有人认为“无已婚妹”区域IthinktherearepeoplethatwillfindtheNoMarriedChickszone在道德上会抵触也难以执行bothmorallyrepugnantandhardtoenforce.好吧Allright.听着我们来祝贺这个进程分享点真正的毛豆1.isten,letuscelebratethisprogressbysharin

40、gtheseauthenticedamame,或者叫东京豆orTokyobeans.你们吃这些的时候要非常小心NowIwantyoutobeverycarefulabouteatingthese.你吃掉壳子然后把种子扔掉Youeattheshells,andyouthrowtheseedsout.哇你真是陷入了亚洲文化啊Wow.YouhavereallyimmersedyourselfinAsianculture.现在我觉得或许我们能重新讨论持有债券的这个想法NowIthinkmaybeweshouldrevisittheholdingbondidea.恶LeZZie别啊我已经无聊了Ugh,L

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42、ea.我们换个会场在享受的同时保持协商吧1.etshaveachangeofvenueandkeepnegotiatingwhilewehavefun.如果我没记错你享受古老的卡拉OK艺术对吧IfIremembercorrectly,youenjoytheancientartofkaraoke,yes?我确实而且表扬那个发音Ido.Andkudosonthatpronunciation.我记得你最爱的二重唱Irememberedyourfavoriteduet.歌♥舞剧油脂中的高中或许到了把这个派对带去瑞戴尔高中的时候了Maybeit,stimetotakethispartyto

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