Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第六季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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10、urwill,她想让你作为见证人andshewantsyoutobethewitness.你介意签个字吗-那是你们的遗哌吗Youmindsigningit?-Thatsyourwill?你们需要那么多页来说“把我的东西给我老婆”吗Youneedthatmanypagestosay,GivemyStufftomywife?它是份非常复杂的法律文件-它不需要是Ifsacomplicatedlegaldocument.-Itdoesnthavetobe.我八岁以来就一直有着同一份遗嘱IvehadthesamewillsinceIwaseightyearsold.“在我死后我所有的财产都应转移给那个杀

11、了我的人类或者动物”Uponmydeath,allofmybelongingsshalltransfertothemanoranimalwhohaskilledme.”这些奇怪的符号♥是什么啊Whataretheseweirdsymbols?杀掉我的那个人会知道的Themanwhokillsmewillknow.好吧你真的应该有一份比一句话长的遗嘱Okay,youshouldreallyhaveawillthatsmorethanonesentencelong.你现在有老婆和孩子了Youhaveawifeandkidsnow.我可以向你介绍我们的律师Icouldintroduce

12、youtoourlawyer.世界上最无用的三种工作按顺序排列Thethreemostuselessjobsintheworldare,inorder,是律师国会议员还有医生lawyer,congressman,anddoctor.算了Ron那份文件什么都不是Pass.-Ron,thatdocumentisnothing.它甚至没被公♥证♥It,snotevennotarized.你知道如果你死了然后又没有真的遗嘱的话Youknow,ifyoudieandyoudonthavearealwill,你大部分的财产将会移交政♥府♥的mosto

13、fwhatyouownwillgotothegovernment.你说的这个律师在哪Whereisthislawyeryouspeakof?我很开心能正式提交法案68-JmpleasedtoformallysubmitBill68-J,它为Ramsett公园的一条新骑行路线提供资金whichfundsanewbikepathinRamsettPark.提议搁置法案-同意Motiontotablethisbill.-Second.我也提交了法案68-RIalsosubmitBill68-R.提议搁置-同意Motiontotable.-Second.你们想延迟我所有的法案行啊Youguyswant

14、todelayallmybills?Fine.我就继续埋头把活干完mjustgonnakeepmyheaddownandcontinuetogetworkdone.好吧嗯呃提议提早结束这次会议保证什么都干不完Allright,well,uh,motiontoendthissessionearlysonothingcangetdone.同意天啊你们真是最烂的Second.-Gahhh,youguysaretheworst!抱歉了KnoPe我们只是想尽一切可能Sorry,Knope.We,rejustlookingforanypossibleway把你罢免掉因为我们不喜欢你togetyoureca

15、lledbecausewedontlikeyou.不是个人攻击这完全就是个人攻击It,snothingpersonal.-Itabsolutelyispersonal.那就是“个人攻击”的定义Thatisthedefinitionofpersonal.”个人攻击的定义”Thedefinitionofpersonal.抱歉我们有个问题Excuseme,wehaveanissue.公园娱乐部官方TWitter号♥发了一条推AtweethasbeentweetedfromtheParksandRecTwitten恐怕里面有很露骨的性内容andImafraiditisquitesexua

16、llygraphic.可能只是什么无聊年轻人黑了账户吧Itsprobablyjustsomeboredteenagerwhohackedtheaccount.不管是谁都挺严重的来看看这个Whoeveritis,itsquiteserious.Takealookatthis.我不想让你被罢免了KnopeIdontwantyoutogetrecalledKnope,但该死这些人真是会选颈部按♥摩♥器啊butdamn,thesepeopleknowhowtopickaneckmassager.而且在你关于贴纸的事情找我茬之前我已经搞完了Andbeforeyougetonm

17、ycaseaboutthosestickers,1alreadydidem.Donna有麻烦正在酝酿Donna,thereistroublea-brewin,.我们觉得你可能意外地Wethinkthatyoumayhaveaccidentally用公园部的账户而不是你自己的账户发了推tweetedfromtheParksandRecaccountratherthanyourownpersonalaccount.啊哦说r啥Uh-oh.What,ditsay?”晚上见希望你喜欢舌头浴你这大个下流的消防员”Seeyoutonight.Hopeyouliketonguebaths,youbig,nas

18、tyfireman.然后有一张对嘴唇的照片和一张茄子的照片Thentheresapictureofapairoflipsandthenapictureofaneggplant.我既很迷惑我们要是完全坦诚的话又有点性唤起mbothconfused,andifwerebeingtotallyhonest,alittlearoused.恶心Ew.不是想给你窥探太多我的私人生活Nottogiveyoutoomuchofapeekintomypersonallife,但这本可能会糟糕很多的butthiscouldhavebeenwayworse.主要的是我们删除了那条推没人会知道是你Whatsimpor

19、tantis,wedeletedthetweet,andnobodyisgonnaknowitsyou,但是Donna你知道的未来要多小心一点butDonna,youknow,bemorecarefulinthefuture.这事差点就让我栽跟头rThisalmostblewupinmyface.Pawnee46突发新闻Pawnee46突发新闻推特水门我在此直播在一场新闻发布会上mherelive,atapressconference,在这里JeremyJamm议员会讨论一场政♥府♥丑闻whereCouncilmanJeremyJammwilldiscussagov

20、ernmentscandal我们暂称“TWitter水门”直到我们找到一个更加短小精悍的名字WearecallingTwitterWatergateuntilwecanfindasnappiernameforit.舌头浴吗茄子吗消防员吗Tonguebaths?Eggplants?Firemen?那些男人是值得尊敬的英雄Thosemenareheroeswhodeserverespect!9/11啊9/11!这就是LeSlieKnope管理公园部门的方式吗ThisishowLeslieKnoperunsherParksDepartment?我们要一次次地举办听证会直到我们满意为IkWearego

21、ingtoholdhearingafterhearing,untilwearesatisfied.这件事会被无止境地夸大Thiswillbeblownwayoutofproportion!我向你们保证Youhavemywordonit!恶Ugh.哦这也太糟了我会被开的Ooh,thisisbad.mgonnagetfired.没人会被开除的好吗Nooneisgettingfired,okay?Jamm只是试着利川这在罢免中挫伤我Jammistryingtousethistohurtmeintherecall.他想把我拉下水Hestryingtotakemedown,而且在过程中愿意攻击我的朋友吗

22、andhe,swillingtoattackmyfriendsintheprocess?不没门只要我在-只要她在No.Noway.Notonmywatch.-Notonherwatch.他不会玷污你的名声的-玷污不允许Heisnotgonnasullyyourname.-Nosullyingallowed!别担心Donna我们会把这件事扼杀在萌芽状态Dontworryaboutit,Donna.We,regonnanipthisinthebud.管好你们的萌芽因为他们会被扼杀了Guardyourbuds,causetheyreabouttogetnipped!够了-好吧Okay.-Okay.所

23、以无国界医生要来Pawnee是个咋回事儿呢So,whydoesDoctorsWithoutBorderswanttocometoPawnee?Pawnee就像是个奇怪疾病的培养皿Pawneeislikeapetridishofweirddiseases.你知道你们得西尼罗河病毒的概率DidyouknowyouhaveahigherrateoftheWestNilevirus比西尼罗河本地人还高吗thantheactualWesternNile?对不起了您内西尼罗河看起来咱Pawnee又赢了呢Sorry,WestNile,lookslikePawneewinsagain.你们还在哪里打败过西尼罗

24、河啊WhatelsehaveyoubeatentheWesternNilein?斗蟋蟀呃Cricket.Uh.就把这些表儿给填咯然后咱就跟笼子里俩蝴蝴儿样搞定了justllouttheseforms,andwewillbeallsetliketwobiscuitsinsideatin.所以你抓狂了真好玩啊So,youvegoneinsane.Thatsfun.我就慌了啊我完全高攀不上她Ijustpanicked.Shessooutofmyleague,我的脑袋就让我那么讲话了看起来能酷一点mybrainjustmademetalkthatwaysodseemcooler.我要这么做啊-啥都别这

25、也太棒了WhatshouldIdo?-Nothing!Thisisamazing.April-好吧April.-Fine.如果你想跟她有机会显然地你得停下Ifyouwanttohaveachancewithher,obviously,youhavetostop.要不就那样要不你余生都这么讲话吧It,seitherthat,oryoutalklikethatfortherestofyourlife.你觉得她会跟我结婚啊Youthinkshedmarryme?好了就让我来聊好吧Allright,justletmedothetalkinghere,okay?我是说他是个律师我是个会计我们使用相同的语

26、言Imean,he,salawyer,manaccountant.Wespeakthesamelanguage.显然会计要更坏孩子一些Imean,obviously,accountantsarealittlemorebadboy,但呃互相有尊重的but,uh,theresarespectthere.这事啥时候结束啊-嘿TrevorWhenwillthisbeover?-Hey,Trevor.我跟Ron聊了下遗产规划的事情vebeentalkingtoRonaboutestateplanning,指电影心灵捕手GoodWillHunting他来这里是做一个心灵嘱手的andheisheretodo

27、some,GoodWillHunting.因为他想起草,份遗嘱所以一Becausehehastodrawupanewwill,so-是的我听懂了Wyatt先生谢谢你Yes,Iunderstood,Mr.Wyatt.Thankyou.如我之前所说我就是不喜欢谐音梗Asvesaidbefore,Ijustdontlikepuns.哦嗯我的会计朋友们看起来都很喜欢Oh,well,myaccountantfriendsseemtoenjoyem.Swanson先生我们先从填这个表开始Mr.Swanson,letsbeginbyfillingoutthisform,列出你的资产和负债listingyou

28、rassetsandliabilities.少来了Nicetry.我不会告诉你我有多少钱藏在哪里mnottellingyouhowmuchmoneyIhave,whereitshidden,或者有没有以什么贵重金属和/或宝石的形式存放orwhichpreciousmetalsand/orgemstonesitmayormaynottaketheformof.如果你不给我所需的信息那我什么都做不了IfyoudontgivemetheinformationIneed,theresnothingIcando.哦别啊车到山前必有“嘱”的啊TrevorOh,comeon,Trevor.Wherether

29、esaWill,there,saway.我要最后说一次了Wyattmgonnasaythisonelasttime,Wyatt.把你那些会计的垃圾留在门外Checktheaccountantcrapatthedoor.是的先生您做“主”Yes,sir,Iwill.不是故意的Unintentional.好吧我们开始这些听证会有两个目标Allright,letsbegin.Thesehearingshavetwogoals.第一确切找出这条冒犯的推特是如何发出的One,tofindoutexactlyhowthisoffensivetweetcametobesent.还有第二把这整件事折腾成一场媒

30、体闹剧Andtwo,toturnthiswholethingintoamediacircus.Knope女士你有陈述吗Ms.Knope,doyouhaveastatement?嗯其实还挺简单的Well,itsactuallyquitesimple.呃一位公园娱乐部门雇员忘记登出了官方推特账户Uh,aParksandRecemployeeforgottologoutoftheParksandRecTwitteraccount,他/她偶然发布了一条个人的信息theypostedapersonalprivatemessagebyaccident,然后呃那个人现在十分抱歉不会再发生了and,uh,th

31、atpersonisverysorry,anditwonthappenagain.不要妨碍议事告诉我们这里发生了什么Stopstonewallingandtelluswhathappenedhere!我刚刚告诉你发生什么了Ijusttoldyouwhathappened.是个遗憾的错误Itwasanunfortunatemistake.好吧悲哀的是因为你的无追踪能力Alrighsadly,duetoyourintracksidence-不是个词-我们可能永远不知道发生了什么Notaword.-Wemayneverfindoutwhathappened.当这条恶心的堕落的推特初见天日的时候Whe

32、nthissick,depravedtweetfirstcametolight,你说的是”可能只是什么无聊年轻人黑了账户”yousaid,Theaccountwasprobablyhackedbysomeboredteenager.现在你说是个遗惬的错误Nowyouresayingitsanunfortunatemistake.你为什么要一直变卦啊Whydoyoukeepflip-flopping?嗯因为我获得了新的信息Well,becauseIlearnednewinformation.我4岁的时候我觉得巧克力牛奶是从棕色牛里挤出来的WhenIwasfour,Ithoughtthatchoc

33、olatemilkcamefrombrowncows,然后我就变卦了因为我知道了andthenIflip-floppedwhenIfoundout有种东西叫做巧克力糖浆thattherewassomethingcalledchocolatesyrup.我不觉得这么说很过分IdontthinkmoutoflinewhenIsay2011年以来利比亚反政♥府♥武装成立临时政♥府♥的地点这次丑闻让班加西看起来像小浪花thatthisscandalmakesBenghazilooklikewhitewater!完全没有任何意义啊Itsutterl

34、ymeaningless.我觉得我们需要听到这条推特背后的无名雇员的言论Ithinkweneedtohearfromtheunnamedemployeebehindthetweet.可能他或者她或者她们Perhapsheorshe-Orthem.可以是一堆性感女士Itcouldbeabunchofhotladies.是可能”女她们“终于能给我们所需要的答案Yes,perhapsthemcanfinallygiveustheanswersweneed.咋啦咋啦咋啦她在这儿呢What,what,what?Theresheis.Nadia我不知道你想要什么所以我给你搞了卡布奇诺拿铁NadialIdi

35、dntknowwhatyouwanted,soIgotyouacappuccino,alatte,四袋咖啡豆和一台迷你浓缩咖啡机fourbagsofcoffeebeans,andaminiespressomachine.你的口音怎么了Whathappenedtoyouraccent?哦是哦它没了哈Oh,yeah.Itsgone.Huh.你知道我最近感冒了Youknow,Ihadacoldrecently.我觉得那可能影响到我的声音往那个京腔走了Ithinkthatmayhaveaffectedmyvoice,like,incertainBritishways.嗯完整故事就是那样的不必多疑问rW

36、ell,that,sallthereistothatstory,sononeedforanymorequestions.你感冒了吗我能摸摸你的腺体吗Youhaveacold?CanIfeelyourglands?当然Sure.哇你在喉咙上抹了好多润肤霜啊Wow,youarewearingalotofmoisturizeronyourthroat.避免鱼尾脖的最佳方式Bestwaytopreventcrowsneck.这是亮粉吗Isthisglitter?所以这些就是表格啦你填好了很好So,thosearetheforms.Youfilledemout.Great.April会给它们归档Apri

37、lsgonnafilethese.嘿你这个公园里的事情是什么时候啊Hey,whenisthethingyouredoinginthepark?我很乐意过来或许帮忙管理疫苗什么的dlovetocomebyandmaybehelpadministervaccines?哦你还是个医生吗居然Oh.Areyouadoctor,somehow?不是No.没有回应了吗好吧很好Nofollow-uptothat?Okay,great.呃嗯我不会自己参加这个活动的Um,well,mnotactuallygonnabeattendingtheevent,所以如果你就能把许可证给我soifyoucouldjustg

38、ivemethepermit,我就能回到IndianaPOliS的家不用再回来了呢sothatIcangohometoIndianapolisandnevercomebackhere?我已经爱上Nadia不管她姓啥了IaminIovewithNadiaWhatever-her-last-name-is,而我会把她留在这的andmgonnakeepherhere,利用我最强大的武器-usingthemostpowerfulweapon1have-官僚的不称职bureaucraticincompetence.哦不你填写的是表格3208Oh,no.YoufilledoutForm3208.你应该填的

39、是表格3248YouweresupposedtolloutForm3248.哦天啊Oh,God.这是在机场租飞机库的Thisistoleaseahangarattheairport.我知道太离谱了听起来几乎像是编的1know.It,ssocrazy,italmostsoundsmadeup.官僚主义嘛对吧你能怎么做呢Bureaucracy,right?Whatareyougonnado?哈奇了怪了Huh.Weird.有人在这留了个榨汁机新鲜水果还有朗姆酒Someoneleftoutablender,freshfruits,andrum?我猜我们得做台克利酒了现在Iguesswegotta,li

40、ke,makeDaiquirisnow.我喜欢工作的同时有音乐你知道吗IliketohavemusiconwhileIwork,youknow?这到底是个啥地方啊Whatisthisplace?Meagle女士让我先说我是你写作的忠实粉丝Ms.Meagle,letmefirstsaythatIamabigfanofyourwriting.谢谢-都是好东西Thankyou.-Itsgoodstuff.真的是好东西Reallygoodstuff.好吧还有人看到双重标准了吗Okay,doesanyoneelsehereseeadoublestandard?Dexhart议员现在正因为性骚扰波两位不同

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