AbbottElementary《小学风云（2021）》第三季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、早上好早啊Goodmorninq.Goodmorninq.早上好Goodmorning.早上好霍华德老师Goodmorning,Mrs.Howard.塔里克恩Tariq.Huh?你来这儿做什么Whatareyoudoinghere?珍妮现在去学区（特区）工作了Janine,sdownatthedistrictnow.见鬼她搬去华盛顿rDanq,shemovedtoD.C.?你那手是不是没洗啊别放我学生身上Andtakeyourpresumablystickyhandsoffofmystudent.我的手肯定没洗啊就放我儿子身上Youmeantakemydefinitelystickyhands

2、offofmyson.借用莫里波维奇的话你不是孩子的父亲ToquoteMauryPovich,vouarenotthefather.借用嘻哈传奇人物沙奎尔奥尼尔的话Andtoquotethehip-hopIeqendShaquilleONeal,孩子爹的基因根本不值一提hisbiologicaldidntbother.我和他妈妈约会都七周了See,Ivebeendatinghismamaforlikesevenweeks所以严格来说我现在是他继父sotechnically,mastepdaddyrightnow.对吧小塔里克Aintthatright,TariqJr.?他不叫这个名字Thati

3、snothisname.在学校过得愉快TJHey,haveaqooddayatschool,TJ.我爱你儿子Iloveyou,son.他就是喜欢我Hejustlikeme.四舍五入一下你现在应该是Iquessthistechnicallymakesyou,like,是我的继老师了吧mystepteachernow,right?挺好挺好Thatscool.Thatscool.塔里克Tariq橡皮泥交出来Play-Doh.我在学区的项目进展不错Myfellowshipattheschooldistrictisqoinggreat.我仍在熟悉情况mstillqettingthelayofthelan

4、d.我刚协助我们团队搞定了Ijustfinishedhelpingoutwithourteams应急发电机计划这正合我意emerqencygeneratorplans,whichwasrightupmyalley因为我害怕各种自然灾害becausemafraidofallnaturaldisasters.虽然我们每人一生中都会遇到不少Ofwhichtherewillbescoresinourlifetime.我也喜欢在饮水机旁溜达Ialsolovetohanqoutbythewatercooler.暂时没听到什么八卦但我补了不少水Uh,noqossipyet,butmsuperhvdrated

5、那啥咱们能不能先别录了andactuallyneedtowrapthisup我想在演讲前尿个尿所以sothatIcanpeebeforemybigpresentation,so.这就是为什么我提议用专项基金AndthisiswhyImproposinganeducationalinterpreter为雅培小学的一名听障学生forahard-of-hearingstudentatAbbottElementary提供翻译服务usingtheSpecializedServicesFund.这个情况是阿伯特小学的ThiswasbroughttomyattentionbyMr.JacobHill,雅各布

6、希尔老师向我反馈的ateacheroveratAbbott.希尔老师是我们的老熟人了WerewellawareofMr.Hill.他提交过好几次简历Hessubmittedhisresumeseveraltimes虽然我们并没有在招人atthebehestofnoone.他的学生伊玛尼在勉强支撑HisstudenthernameisImaniismakingdo.希尔老师懂一些手语Youknow,Mr.HillknowssomesignIanguaqe,但我们可以做更多butWecouldbedoingmore.所以这只是针对一个孩子的项目Sothisprojectisforiustoneki

7、d?是的-好吧Mm-hmm.Allright.根据指导方针准了Followtheguidelines,anditsapproved.谢谢大家Thankyou.我天啊Oh,myGod!你觉得手语翻译多快能招到Howfastdoyouthinkwecanqetaninterpreterdownhere?好消息是这取决于你Theqoodnewsis,thatscompletelyuptoyou.天我选明天不我选今天Oh,mvGod.Ipicktomorrow.No,Ipicktoday.嘿还真是激进呢Simon:Whoa,thatsambitious.友善提醒因为只有一个孩子Justaheadsup

8、,sinceitisonlvforonekid所以审批和文书包括招聘工作youqottadoalltheapprovalsandpaperwork都要你自己来做andhirinqyourself.可不好办哈祝你好运喽Itwontbeeasy,so,uh.qoodluck.这是飓风营救里的台词吧nJaken,right?没想到你能听出来1didntthinkyoudgetthat那电影好有趣啊Whatafunmovie.珍妮不需要运气她有特殊技能傍身Well,Janinedoesntneedluck.Shehasaspecialsetofskills.路我们要去的地方不需要路Roads?Wher

9、ewereqoing,wedontneedroads.这不是飓风营救的台词-我知道ThatsnotfromTaken.No,Iknow.我以为只要模仿电影台词就可以了Ithoughtwewerejustdoinglinesfrommovies.我也很喜欢飓风营救的CauseIIovenTaken,right?天他们把我女儿抓走了Aw,man,theytookmydauqhter!,我其实还没看过但我得先去忙了Ihaventseenit,butIshouldworkonthis.加油加油-谢谢Goqetem.Thanks.哟埃迪老师正吃午饭呢Yo,mymanMr.Eddieeatinghislu

10、nch.老哥在吃沙拉呢Brobeeatingsalad.嘿埃迪老师Yo,Mr.Eddie吃蔬菜能帮你泡妞吗doeseatingvegetableshelpyougettheladies?必须能啊能泡一堆妞呢Itsqotto.Youbeqettingmadfemales菜吃得越多妞泡得越多绝对的Morevegetablesmorefemales.Bet.你是想告诉我们这个道理吧埃迪老师Thatswhatyoutellin,us,Mr.Eddie?我什么都没说veliterallysaidnothing.哟这家伙还真低调呢Nah,brothatslow-keyqenius.菜吃的越多Moreqre

11、ens.妞泡得越多Toqether.moregirls!一开始只是偶尔一两个人过来First,itwasoneortwoofthemcomingineveryonceinawhile.现在其他孩子也会加入而且天天如此Nowothershavejoined,anditseverydav.原来最近莫顿老师会在午餐时IfoundoutMr.Mortonsbeenusinghisclassroom占用教室做情倡治疗forlunchtimecouplestherapy,所以他们没处可去sotheyhavenowhereelsetohanq.真希望莫顿两口子能考虑下IwishtheMortonsunder

12、stoodthecollateraldamaqe他俩的关系造成的附带伤害theirrelationshipiscausing.埃迪老师你觉得金莺队Mr.Eddie,doyouthinktheOrioles-这是事情经过亲爱的Well,that,swhathappenshon.嘿看看是谁来了Hev.Lookwhoitis.我忘了说了塔里克现在成了我班上IforgottomentionthatTariqisnowthefather一个学生的父亲了ofoneofthestudentsinmyclass.知道吗我太习惯于护上珍妮Youknow,IqotsoqoodatignorinqJanine,从没

13、注意到她怀孕了Inevernoticedshewaspregnant.那孩子没生孩子Thatchilddoesnothaveachild.塔里克只是在和我学生的妈妈约会Tariqisiustdatingthestudentsmother.啊-你好霍华德老师Ah.Tariq:Hey,Mrs.Howard.Hi.你好刻薄的意大利女人Hey,meanItalianlady.塔里克你不能总这么不请白来Tariq,voucannotkeepshowinguphereunannounced.我知道但这是紧急情况Okay,butitsanemergency.我不小心把我的午餐装给他了Iaccidentall

14、vtookTJslunchandIqavehimmine,我这不赶紧来换一下吗soImmaiustswitchtheseoutrealquick这个我拿走了花♥花♥公♥子♥Takethatfromyou,Plavboy.谢谢你我马上就I澈Thankyou.AndImoutofyourhair.这是速食午餐ThatisaLunchable.而且还很好吃呢Anditisdelicious.好吧一天愉快小詹姆斯Allriqht,haveagooddayJunior.你才不是我爸Yourenotmydad!这孩子真搞笑Thatboyhilario

15、us.肯定是遗传了我各位拜拜Andheqetthatfromme.Bye,yall.所以要想找到一位手语翻译So,IfiguredouthowtomakethisASLinterpreterhappen.我只需找几个合格的候选人AllIneedtodoisfindsomequalifiedcandidates,给他们面试填些文件interviewthem,filloutthispaperwork,做个背景调查thendoabackgroundcheck,然后开张就业证明followedbyanemploymentverification通过匹配性检查andthenacompatibilityc

16、heck.跟会计部谈话AndrightafterItalktoaccounting然后提交人力资源部就行andrunitthroughHR.并在这个过程中保证其他工作的正常运行所以Andnotfallbehindonanyofmyotherwork,so.你找的是应付账款部门Yourelookingforaccountspavable.我们是会计部你得下到三楼去Wereaccounting.Youneedtoqodowntothethirdfloor.我的错MyB.汶些还没有公♥证♥Thesearentnotarized,你需要完成背景调查andyou,reqonn

17、aneedtoqetabackgroundcheckcompleted得到人力部的批准后然后我们才能签字andapprovedbvHRbeforeWecansignoff.没问题谢谢你Notaproblem.Thankyou.错:这个还没有公♥证♥Uh,unh-unh.Thisisntnotarizedyet.是这样的公♥证♥人出去吃午饭了Well,see,thenotarvwentouttolunch,所以我想着先来找你soIfigureddjustcometovoufirst.好吧你得先去艾米丽那边Okay,youregonnanee

18、dtoseeEmily提出正式申请tomakeanofficialrequest.好吧这就去找艾米丽Allright.OnmywaytoEmilv.艾米丽Emilv!没问题Emilv:Noproblem.我只要在上面盖上“生效”就行了AllIhavetodoisstampthewordofficialonit好非常好Okay,great.但是我找不到我的章了ButIcantfindmystamp所以你先去公♥证♥下SOiustgetthisnotarized,24小时到8周内andin24hoursto8weeks你就会拿到最新的名址录youllqetthemost

19、recentdirectory,我也可能找到那枚章andllprobablyhavefoundmystamp.好消息Greatnews.所以我又回到人力资源部SoIwentbacktoHR他们让我去找237室的女士andthevtoldmetoseethewomaninoffice237她会解决我所有的问题andshe,llbeabletohelpmewitheverything.原来就是我的办公室So.thisismyoffice.好吧该死Okav.Damnit你好珍妮Hello,Janine哦什么鬼Oh!Whatthehell?!不敢相信你抽屉里放着一张Icannotbelievevouh

20、aveapictureofGreqory格雷格里的照片invourdeskdrawer你竟然还以为自己真放了Youthoughtyoudidforasecond.你来这儿干什么？Whatareyoudoinghere?我是带着要求来的mherewithademand你是说请求吧Youmeanarequest我需要一张公&hearts词♥卡Ineedacompanycard.卡还是车Acard,oracar?卡不行Card?No.那车呢-也不行Car?No,also,no.艾娃拜托Ava,please,please.我正忙着给雅各布的课找个手语翻译mbusytrvingtoqeta

21、nASLtranslatorforJacobsclass我可以帮你雇一个Oh!Illhireoneforyou.费用记在公♥司♥卡上llputitonthecompanycard.不会给你公♥司♥卡的Youarenotqettingacompanycard.你连这个都帮不了我那你做我的内鬼Whatisthepointofhavingyouhereasmymole有什么意义-我不是内鬼ifoucanteven-mnotamole!是啊更像是个叛徒Yeah.Morelikeapimple.无论你在为雅各布做什么都没有我重要Andmmoreim

22、portantthanwhateveryouredoingfor)acob.我正在帮助他的一个学生Iamtrvingtohelponeofhisstudents.行吧那我去休息室Well,mqonnahitthebreakroom再喝瓶免费气泡水了andqetanotheroneofthesefreefancybubblywaters.我们这儿没有气泡水Wedonthavebubblvwatersforfr-你是从公共冰箱里拿的吗Didyoutakethatoutofthecommunalfridqe?我从家带来的Ibroughtthisfromhome.嘿我喜欢你时不时来找我聊天Hey!Il

23、ovetheserandompop-ins.填补了珍妮走后留下的空虚ReallvhelpsfilltheJanine-sizedholeinmyheart.我不是来闹聊的Well,thisisntasocialvisit.请别让你班学生来我的课堂Ineedyoutokeepyourkidsoutofmyclass我们班学生哪里去你班课堂了Mm,prettysureallmykidsareinmyclass,再说现在有没有上课butalsoitsnotcurrentlyclass.我是指午餐时间Imeanduringlunchtime.我休息时和放学后Andonmvfreeperiodandaf

24、terschool以及任何与工作无关的时段好吗andanvnon-work-relatedtime,okav?他们来我教室侃大山Theycomeintomyclassandtheyloiter.侃大山这有点种族歧视吧1.oiter?Thatfeelsraciallycharged.他们坐在课桌上Thevsitontopofthedesks.吃着小零食Theyeattheirlittlesnackpacks,一个劲地聊聊聊andthentheytalknonstop.他们好吧别激动但很抱歉Theyre-Okay,okay,easy.msorry,Ijust我不知道这有啥问题1dontseewha

25、tthebigproblemis.我本不想说这些的Ididntwanttohavetosaythis.但他们会很多屁butaconsiderableamountofqaswaspassed.但你听到放屁了吗Didyouactuallyhearit因为不管是谁闻到because,youknow,whoeversmeltit-你得让他们去别的地方玩Ineedthemtohangoutliterallyanywhereelse.等等等等等等Wait,wait,holdon.你是说这些孩了在下课时Areyousayingthatintheirfreetime,自愿选择thesekidsarevolun

26、tarilychoosing走进你的教室tocomeintoyourclassroom?这卜.你明白Yourebeginningtounderstand事情的严重性了吧theqravityofthesituationnow.天哪你没看出来吗Oh,myGod!Dontyousee?看出来什么Seewhat?格雷戈里Greqory.你是一个酷老师yourethecoolteacher.什么What?对啊你很酷No.Yeah!Yourecool.我不酷No,mnot.你就是不请你收回Youare.No.Takeitback.乡法拉的生日快到了Farrahsbirthdaviscomingup,我已经

27、想好要送她什么了andIalreadyknowwhatmqettingher.一条新项链给我戴的Anewchain.forme.等等什么WaitWhat?你想想啊Thinkaboutit,man.她就会有一个戴新项链的男朋友了Shellqettohaveabovfriend,butwithanewchain.哦对貌似有道理Oh,yeah.Guessthatmakessense.法拉一定会喜欢Farrahsqonnaloveit.我说的对吧埃迪老师Backmeup,Mr.Eddie不太对她不会喜欢的Iwillnot.Shesnotqonnaloveit.这明明是借着送她礼物的由头给自己送礼物It

28、,sagiftforyou,notforher.什么What?我给她的是地位这是世上最珍贵的东西mgivingherstatus,theworldsgreatestcurrency.等等听他把话说完Well,holdon.Letshearhimout.我们都知道埃迪老师的得手率很高对吧埃迪老师WeknowMr.Eddiesrosterisstrong.Right,Mr.Eddie?对啊True.好吧我没什么得手率Okav,um,Idonothavearoster.,你可是个成年人啊Asagrownman?真为你遗憾Sorrytohearthat.我不这么叫正囚为我是成年人了Idontcalli

29、tthatbecauseIamagrownman.听着你们还年轻1.isten,youquysareyoung,right?不用买♥♥新项链也别操心女生的事Dontbuyanewchain,anddontworrvaboutgirls.把心思放在学习上我向你们保证Justfocusonschool,andIpromiseyoulater,将来还会有人把时间想女生youwillhaveplentyoftimetothinkaboutgirls.相信我Trustme.对这个职位已经获批Yes,thepositionsbeenapproved,我们觉得你很适合希尔老师的课

30、堂andwethinkyoudmakeagreatfitforMr.Hillsclass.不是全职的Well,no,itsnotfull-time.没你没达到享受医保的条件No,you-youwouldntqualifyforhealthbenefits.这个也没有但街上停车位很多Aqain,no,butthereissomuchstreetparkinq.你喂喂You-Hello?嘿-嘿Hey.Hey.你这里怎么样了Howsallthisqoing?说实话Well,tobehonest我在寻找翻译的过程中m-mhavingalittlebitoftrouble感觉步履维艰findingsom

31、eonewhowoulddoitforthehoursandthepay.是啊这很常见Simon:Yeah,thatsthewavitqoes.学区的某些规定导致这些顷目大多以失败告终Districtprotocolmakesmostoftheseprotectsfizzleout.他这样说很难听Whoa,itsoundswayworsewhenhesaysit.但他说的都是真的Imean,whathessayingistrue.只不过被他说得很难听Itjustsoundsworsewhenhesaysit.你即使失败也没关系的It,sokayifyoucantdoit.你们还真是小看我了哈U

32、h,youquysarentfamiliarwithmyqame.我懂这里是学区Uh,I-1-1-1qetit.Youknow,itsthedistrict.是高大上的地方Itsthebigleagues可我还是高大上的提格斯呢ButmtheBigTeagues.高大上的提格斯（爱尔兰人）TheBigTeagues?好吧所以Yeah,so.对这两个事儿我都在跟进Uh,veah,mworkinqonthatandthis,我会双手搞定的sollfigurethembothout.我觉得咱俩Youknow,uh,Ithought一会儿可以一起看引爆wecouldwatchSetItOff1Iate

33、r?怎么样行不Maybe?Yeah?小时候我爸就给我看过MvdaddyshowedittomewhenIwaswaytooyoung,我也想让你也体验bTJ可以吗soIthouqhtIwoulddothesameforyou,TJ,huh?早上好早上好Barbara:Goodmorning.Goodmorning.见过我的人就没有不喜欢我的Youknow,everybodywhohasevermetme但我怎么觉得TJ是个例外老师haslovedme,Mrs.Howard,butIdontthinkTJdoes.你说的不对塔里克Thatsnottrue,Tariq.他真的喜欢我吗Hedoesl

34、oveme?好吧请问你这么做是为了什么1.ook,whatexactlyareyoutrvingtoaccomplishhere?你知道吗假如我跟他妈结婚Well,vouknow,Imiqhtendupbeinghiscommon-lawdad我可能最终会成为他父亲ifIcommon-lawmarryhismom,所以我想和他搞好关系soIwouldliketoconnectwithhim好让我们成为受同居法保护的sowecouldbeafamilyforreal真正的一家人underthecommonlaw.那么你就要跟他Well,thenyoureqoingtohave建立一段真诚的关系t

35、oestablishaqenuinerelationshipwithhim.每个学年开始时Atthestartofeveryschoolyear我得花上几周才能真正了解学生itusuallytakesmeafewweekstoconnectwiththestudents我会先从叫对他们的名字开始andIstartbyusingtheirnames.所以不如你先考虑叫他尼克SoyoumightconsidercallinghimNick.我觉得还是不要随随便便Mm,Idontthinkitsagoodidea给小孩换名字tobemakingupnamesfortheboy.也许会把小TJ搞迷糊Y

36、ouknowitmiqhtconfuselittleTJ.尼克是他的真名Nickishisactualname.真的吗Itis?你早上好YouGoodmorning.好的霍华德老师再见Okay,Mrs.Howard.Allriqht.对每个人都很好Yeah,evervone,sqood.Mm.格雷戈里成了学生眼里的酷老师ThekidsthinkGregoryscoolnow,which.我完全不觉得受到了威胁也不会纠结为什么msogladthatmsecureenoughthatitdoesntbotherme酷老师是他而不是我thatitshimandnotme.很好因为通常来说Thatsq

37、oodbecauseusually-对我完全不觉得受到了威胁Yeah,Iamnotthreatenedatall.话说学区那边怎么样了Anyways,howisitqoingdownatthedistrict?快给我讲讲Tellmeeverything.你知道的就还好啦Um.youknow,theyreqood.挺好的It,sqood.只不过Except帮你找手语翻译那事Iamhavingalittlebitoftrouble遇上了点困难qettingtheASLinterpreter.但我会继续努力克服的AndmqonnafightthroughitthewayIalwaysdo,可我说不好

38、butIdontknow.感觉那边的规则很不一样itsiustadifferentbeastoverthere.别别别别有压力DontDont-Dontstressaboutit.伊玛尼的父母帮她Imanisparentshelpedher装了一个更好的语♥音♥转文本应用toqetabetterspeech-to-textproqram,我的手语也越来越好了所以myASLisqettinqbetterso.我可以补上她不懂的内容Icanfillinthegaps.总之我们都在努力Yeah,wearemanaging.相信我学区的风格我太了解了Andbelieveme

39、-1knowhowthedistrictis.是啊但我现在进了学区再加上之前老师的身份Yeah,butIamthedistrictnow,andIwasateacher,所以我明白这有多么不同solqethowbiqthiscanbe.不管发生什么我们都会没事Wellbeqoodnomatterwhat,我保证Ipromise.没事的Itsokay.好吧谢谢你这么说Allright,well,thanksforsayingthat.学区的事务千头万绪Wehavesomanyimportantthinqstojuqgleatthedistrict.我逐渐明白你只能拣最重要的做mlearningy

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