ResidentAlien《外星居民（2021）》第三季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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2、oourwholeinvestigation.我睡不踏实mnotgettingalotofsleep,都拜窗外那只猫头鹰所赐thankstotheowloutsidemywindow.你只需要离开这栋房♥子-阵子Youjustneedtogetoutofthehouseforalittlebit.我知道个绝佳地点黄石公园Iknowtheperfectplace.-Yellowstone.我一直在查灰人来地球IhavebeentryingtoJearnwhattheGreys到底所为何事也许答案一直aredoingonEarth,andperhapstheanswer都在镇长白花花

3、的脚上hasbeeninMayorSnowflakesfootallalong.你好呀Hi.我的宝贝女儿Mysweetgirl.我的亲亲宝贝Oh,mysweetgirl.你好呀Hi.我的宝贝女儿Mysweetgirl.不要No.再给我十分钟求你们rTenmoreminutes,please!不要回来No!Comeback!至少这次让我留住记忆吧Atleastletmerememberthistime.求你们了让我记住吧Please,letmeremember!没必要把阿斯塔牵扯进来YouhadnobusinessdraggingAstaintoyourmess.抱歉打洋了你可能会害她被那个外星

4、人杀死的Youcouldhavegottenherkilledbythatalien.你当时到底在想什么Whatthehellwereyouthinking?肚子空空我想不起来当时IcantrememberwhatthehellIwasthinking自己在想什么了withsuchanemptystomach.有人要去打开那台煎锅吗Shouldsomeoneturnonthegriddle?那是你的问题Thatsyourproblem.你只考虑自己根本不替他人着想Youdontthinkofanyonebutyourself.才不是Thatisnottrue.其他人也会想吃煎饼的Otherpe

5、oplewillwantpancakes.而且我也穿得人模鬼样的Also,mwearingashirtandshoes.为什么不服务我呢Whereismyservice?爸没错是很吓人但我是自愿去的Dad,yes,itwasscary,butIchosetogo.她没事啦ShesOK.有我保护她呢一如既往Ihadherback,likeIalwaysdo.我们被一个12岁小男孩救了Weweresavedbya12-year-oldboy先等我说完就不是这样NotifItellthestoryfirst.我不理解Idonotunderstand为什么他们对约瑟夫差点杀死他们这事如此生气whyth

6、eyaresoupsetaboutJosephnearlykillingthem.每个生物都必须为生存而战Everybeingmustfighttosurvive.蛾类伪装自己以躲避捕食者Mothscamouflagethemselvesfrompredators.仙人掌会长尖刺Cactigrowspikes.人类也不例外Humansarenoexception.他们忘记自己被Theyforgettheyaresurroundedbyforces更强大的力量所包围greaterthanthemselves.生存永远不是板上钉钉的事Survivalisneverguaranteed.我该走了In

7、eedtogo.我和我空空如也的胃Meandmyemptystomachneedtogolisten得去听镇长抱怨他的抗抑郁药tothemayorcomplainabouthowhisantidepressants如何破坏他的性致areruininghissexdrive.心理咨♥询♥内容不该是保密的吗Ithinktherapyissupposedtobeconfidential.还有很恶心我说的是一位镇长Also,nasty.-1said,amayor.,其他镇过来的某个镇长Somemayorfromsomeothertown,讨厌麦克警长用吹口哨的方式引起他注意

8、whohatesitwhenSheriffMikewhistlestogethisattention.其他镇的镇长取消心理咨♥询♥了Uh,well,someothermayorcanceledtherapy因为他们全家要去黄石公园旅行becausetheyregoingonafamilytriptoYellowstone.黄石公园Yellowstone.好吧现在我们没找到匹配的指纹OK,now,wedidn,tgetamatchonthefingerprint,所以只能回到已有的证据上sowegottogobacktowhatwedohave.跟我说说你看到什么了副

9、警长Now,tellme,whatdoyouseehere,Deputy?彼得巴♥赫♥去世那天开过车PeterBachdrivingthedayhedied旁边还坐了个穿格子衬衫的神秘男人andamysterymaninaplaidshirtnexttohim好的这就是我们的嫌疑人格子衫先生OK,wellletmeintroduceyoutoourunsub,Mr.Plaid,right?看下他的坐姿直挺挺的浑身戒备1.ookhowhessitting-upright,prepared.这说明什么了呢我给你个提示Andwhatdoesthatsuggest?Illg

10、iveyouahint.以M开头-军方ItbeginswiththeletterM.-Military.哑剧-我第二想猜的就是这个Mime.-Thatwasmysecondguess.哑剧是一项被低估的体能学科Amimeisaundervaluedphysicaldiscipline.即便他们坐着不动也时刻保持体态Theirposturesactiveevenwhentheysittingstill,而且你永远都听不到他们的脚步声andyoudonteverhearemcoming.我们这位凶手也许是名默剧演员Wemightbelookingatakillermime.或者跳出这个看不见的盒子

11、思考Or,thinkingoutsidetheinvisiblebox,如果他是军人但退役很久whatifheweremilitarybutservedalongtimeago,这就可以解释为什么我们找不到whichcouldexplainwhywedidntgetahit匹配的指纹因为军事档案onhisprints,becauseofabacklog积压未处理ofmilitaryarchives?确实有这可能但有一个问题Now,that,strue,buttheresjustoneproblem.军队里是没有哑剧的Theresnomimesinthemilitary.他们奉行的是“不多嘴不透

12、露”的规定TheygotDon,ttalk,donttell就碰碰运气Well,letstakeourchances.我们需要内部消息Weneedinsideaccess.你要试试你军方的关系吗Youwanttotryyourmilitaryconnections?不我不想留下痕迹No,Idontwanttoleaveatrail.约瑟夫服过役Josephserved.可以让他查一下可他今天没来上班Wecanhavehimlookintoit,buthedidntcomeintoday.我们应该找托雷斯警探谈谈Well,weshouldtalktoDetectiveTorres.她在所有三字字

13、母的机构都认识人Shehasconnectionswitheverythree-letteragencythereis.想得美副警长Nicetry,Deputy.你以为你打个电♥话♥Thinkyou,regonnamakeaphonecall就能骗我们复合吗andtrickusintogettingbacktogether?不可能Notachance.通了Ifsringing.语♥音♥信箱Voicemail.你好警探Hi,Detective.这里是佩兴斯的贝克副警长It,sDeputyBaker,overinPatience.我们想问下你

14、能帮不能Wewerewonderingifyoucouldhelpuswithaprint帮找们杳个指纹指纹fl动识别系统里没有weretryingtonaildown.We,vehadnoluckwithAFIS.我说的我们是指我Andbywe,Imeanme,绝对不包括警长definitelynottheSheriff,因为他有自己的生活becausehehashisownlife而且他真的很andhesreally饥渴真的很开心horny?Reallyhappy.我是说他很开心Imean,heshappy.好了OK,then.有空回电Callmeback.你有试过换只手写字吗Haveyo

15、utriedwritingwithyourotherhand?肯定是的msure-看是谁来了Oh!Well,well,well!你好呀警长Hello,Sheriff.人家来自首Cametoturnmyselfin,因为昨晚我违反了几条法律sinceIbrokeafewlawslastnight.好了Allright天麦克Oh,dearGod.-Oh,soMike?我想让你认识一下我妈妈Uh,Iwouldlikeforyoutopleasemeetmymom.她叫艾普尔你好ThisisApril.-Hi.她是不是很性感瞧瞧这翘臀Doesntshelikesosexy?Lookatthatass.

16、给他看看翘臀Showhimthatass.大伙都觉得我俩是姐妹所以Everyonethinksthatwe,resisters,so.别人一听她比我大14岁Peopleareshockedtohear都相当震惊thatshes14yearsolderthanme.那肯定的Mm!Ibettheyare.我听说过不少你的事啊警长veheardalotaboutyou.Sheriff.我女儿跟我无话不谈Mydaughtertellsmeeverything.啥都说所有一切Everything.Everything.恶心Gross.麦麦SoMikey?我想邀请你这周末去参加我的生日晚宴Iwantedt

17、oinviteyoutomybirthdaydinner跟我的特别伴侣一起过thisweekend,whichwillbesomuchmorefun肯定更有意思withmyveryspecialplus-one.-Oh!我们这周末不是有那个啥事吗Dontwehavethatotherthingthisweekend?不没有No,wedonot.-Mm!吃晚饭的时候咱们聊聊她的嫁妆Atdinner,wetalkaboutherdowry.你把她赶出了停车场就得付出代价Youdroveheroffthelot.Yougottopayforit.很冲哦Ooh!-It,sspicymargarita!

18、老妈火力全开Spicymama-rita!对真是Yeah,that,s-好吧-好OK.-OK那你打给我Soyoullcallme?好Yeah.你周六晚上想去参加聚会吗YouwanttogotoapartySaturdaynight?并不想No,Idonot把其余的东西放你背包里好吧Now,goputtherestofyourstuffinyourbackpack,OK?为什么大冬天的我们去黄石公园啊WhyarewegoingtoYellowstoneinthewinter?那边冻死了It,sfreezingthere.冬天去哪里都很完美Winteristhebesttimetogoanywhe

19、re.季节性抑郁症会增加自杀率Seasonaldepressionincreasessuiciderates,所以旅行的人越来越少sofewerpeoplearetraveling.整个公园都将属于我们Wearegoingtohavethewholeparktoourselves.肯定特别棒It,sgoingtobegreat!给自己一个理清头绪的机会Giveyouachancetoclearyourhead,按♥摩♥休息全新的开始massage,rest,freshstart.范德史宾格医生Hey,Dr.Vanderspeigle.听说你们要去黄石公园旅行Ihea

20、rdyouretakingatriptoYellowstone.我跟你们一起Iwillbejoiningyou.这个嘛Oh,uh,well,其实算是家庭假日游itsactuallysortofafamilyholiday-好吧Yeah.家人们Family.我以前也有过家Ihadafamilyonce.两位慈爱的家长Twolovingparents.他们曾答应过带我去黄石公园TheypromisedtotakemetoYellowstonetoplay玩黄色石头withtheyellowstones.我曾梦想着我们一起去Idreamedofusbeingtheretogetherin-这个词应该

21、是大自然Iwanttosaynature?但就在我们要出发的那天Butthedayweweresupposedtoleave,他们死了theydied.就是这样他们死了Thatsthestory.Theydied.很惨俩人都死了Itwassad.They,rebothdead.是的是的很悲伤的故事Oh,yes,yes.Thatissosad.是Yeah.也许我们应该带上医生一起以防万一MaybeWeshouldbringadoctorwithus,justincase.黄石公园应该是有医生的Uh,IthinktherearedoctorsinYellowstone.如果你们路上Whatifyo

22、ugetinacaraccident出了车祸怎么办你们俩都被撞死onthewaythere?Youbothdieonimpact.就剩麦克斯一人饥肠辘辘Maxisleftalone,hungry.不得不吃父母尸体Hehastoeatthedeadfleshofhisparents.如果我在他就可以吃我了Ifmthere,hecouldeatme.不太确定这跟你是医生有什么关系Notreallysurehowyoubeingadoctorfactorsinthere.好了这样吧OK,youknowwhat?没关系Ifs-it,sfine.你一起来吧没事Youcancomewithus.Yeah.

23、本被外星人绑♥架♥的事Ben,salienabductionsareobviously显然在引导他去黄石公园某个地方leadinghimtosomethingatYellowstone,我会去搞清到底是什么andIwillberighttheretodiscoverwhatitis.我要坐副驾Shotgun!黄石酒店请稍等YellowstoneHotel,pleasehold.这里不错很美Thisisnice.Itsverycharming.绝对比坐车里Yeah,definitelymorerelaxing听哈利背他记得的thanacarridewithHarryr

24、eciting法律与秩序每一集的台词要放松的多everysingleLawandOrderepisodefrommemory.是啊Yeah.好就咱俩人了OK,werealone.你现在该告诉我为什么来了吧Now,youcantellmewhyyourehere.可我还没背完呢ButIhaventfinishedyeti然后莱尼布里斯克说“人生苦短”ThenLennieBriscoesays,Well,lifeisshort.因为他很短嘛Becausehewasshort.还有他也死了Also,hewasdead.我忘了那部分了Iforgotthatpart.拜托你欠我的Comeon.Youow

25、eme.是我说服他们带你来的Iconvincedthemtoletyoucome.好吧我来告诉你我为什么在这里OK,IwilltellyouwhyIamhere.是想跟着你♥爸♥Tofollowyourfather找到灰人的秘密总部totheGreyssecretheadquarters.来欣赏这只卡♥通♥浣熊To.enjoythiscartoonraccoon.浣熊Araccoon?是什么在为黄石成千上万的间歇泉Whatpowersthethousandsofgeysers以及温泉提供热量andhotspringshereatYello

26、wstone?就是你脚下的Heatfromthevolcanicmagmachamber火山岩浆室的热量beneathyourfeet!岩浆室：地下空间通常位于地球表面以下较深处由岩浆占据岩浆可能从地下升至地表或朝向地表啊好烫Ouch!Thatshot!这个值得来一趟Thatwasworththedrive.我在网上看到你们有热石按♥摩♥Ireadaboutyourhotstonemassagesonline.能在这里预订一个吗-抱歉CanIbookoneofthosehere?-Oh,msosorry.我们按♥摩♥室关了-什么Ourma

27、ssagestudioisclosed.-What?不可能Oh.No,no.我看过从网上看的Ireadaboutit,um,onthewebsite.写着说是全年无休Itsaysthatitsopenyear-round.对但这里刚下了场暴风雪Itis,butwejusthadasnowstorm,按♥摩♥师来不酒店andourmassagetherapistcantgetdowntothehotel.车有段日子都上不来Plowwontgetupthereforawhile.你们美甲师的车况怎么样Whatstheplowsituationwithyourmanicu

28、rist?你运气好You,reinluck.我就是美甲师Idothemanicures.还穿孔了Ah!-Oh!Pierced.是这样其实Youknowwhat?Actually,我觉得我还是Ithinkmjustgonna戴手套就行probablybewearingmymittens.楼上见宝贝1Iseeyouupstairs,honey.-Mm.你要看下吗Doyouwanttosee?很精致Thatisreallyneat.你是怎么把它穿过指甲的Howdoyougetitthroughthenaillikethat?你没事吧Hey,youOK?-Hey.没事Yeah.隔壁婴儿的哭声把我吵醒了

29、Cryingbabynext-doorwokemeup.你听见了吗Canyouhearit?没有没听见No,Idontthinkso.J我会来给你身上涂黄油宝贝）comealongandbutteryourpart,baby/）我没来不要啃面包JJDontchewyourbreadwithoutme?）不要不要JJDont,dont,dont,dont/j我没来J/DontchewJ,J不要啃面包JJYoUrbreadwithoutme?达西Hey,DArce.嘿丽芙Hey,Liv.我想跟你说件事Ineedtotalktoyouaboutsomething.跟谁在镇政厅外面做了那个大雪鸡鸡Is

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31、版说法吗Didyouknowthatneverisshortfornotever?也许是我编的IfeellikeImaybemadethatup.不管怎样没见过这人Anyway,Ihaventseenhim.那这个衬衫呢眼熟吗Whatabouttheshirt?Isitfamiliar?这里可是科罗拉多州ItsColorado.这里几乎人人都穿格子衫Thepeopleherearepracticallymadeofplaid.刚走那人是不是忘了拿他的Didthatguyjustleaveandforgethis.马提尼调酒器martinishaker?没错Yep.肯定是他的It,sdefini

32、telyhis.那我去mjustgonna-我不小心听到了因为我一直在听Icouldnthelpbutoverhear,becauseIwaslistening.希望那个案子不会太危险Ihopethecaseisnttoodangerous.因为我很担心麦克你懂吧CauseIworryaboutMike,youknow?警♥察♥家属Cop,soldlady.你懂是怎么回事的就像是Youknowhowitis.Itslike.不懂Nope.每次电♥话♥响就想着会是那种消息吗Everytimethephonerings,isthisgonna

33、bethecall?好吓人Itsscary.麻烦你帮我给他带个信Hey,Ineedyoutogivehimamessagefromme.好OK.你那天晚上的约会怎么样Howwasyourdatetheothernight?看起来不是很顺利啊Itdidntlooklikeitwasgoingsowell.不大好他基本上不是人Yeah,notgood.Uh,hewasbarelyhuman.好吧挺好我挺开心的OK.Well,good.mglad.因为这代表你周六晚上可能有空BecausethatmeansyoumightbefreeSaturday.有场惊悚电影两场连看特辑Theresascare

34、-a-thondoublehorrorfeature.我合计咱俩可以一块去好呀我想去IthoughtWecouldgotogether.Yes!dlovethat.就是我周六得加班ExceptIhavetoworkadoubleSaturday.该死抱歉Shoot.msorry.没事不用担心ThatsOKUm,noworries.下回吧-好AnothertimeOK下回吧好Anothertime.-OK.谢谢你还想着我Thanksforasking.木八、Jay!我天来抱抱Oh,myGodlGetinherel你们要出去吗太好了Youguyshangingout?Ilovethatforus.

35、我好想一起但不行改天吧dlovetojoin,butIcant.Igottatakearaincheck.抱歉一行吧Sorry.Allright.红色警报Wegotacodered.-Whoa!还是别这么说Maybedontsaythat.每次有人在这喊这句话就会很麻烦Alotofthingshappenwhensomeoneyellsthathere.麦克和丽芙杳外星人追踪者的事查到哈利头上来了MikeandLivareontoHarryforthealientracker,smurder.什么-真的What?-Yeah.丽芙有他坐面包车里的照片1.ivhasapictureofhimint

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37、mcoveringyourass.如果这次调杳目标是哈利IfHarrysinthecrosshairsforthisinvestigation,他们会传唤他的手♥机♥theyllsubpoenahisphone.就会看到你信息然后就会传唤Theyllseeyourtextmessages,andthentheyllsubpoena你的手♥机♥然后砰yourphone,andthenbam!你就被他拉下水了Youllgodownwithhim.你知道警♥察♥不需要Youdoknowthatthepolicedon

38、,tneed拿到手♥机♥本体就能获取里面的记录吧theactualphonetoretrievedigitalrecordsonit,right?有道理Thatsagoodpoint.好像有人在衣橱里Ithinksomeonesinthecloset.是房♥间之间的连接门Well,thatstheconnectingdoortotheroom我们不走那个门因为我们家werenotusingbecausenobodyfromourfamily没人在那间房♥isinthatroom.不要走那扇门Notusingthatdoorl这边更近Thi

39、soneiscloser!不行那扇门仅对家人开放明白吗Nope,uh,thatdooristhefamilydoor,OK?你到正常的门口来见我Iwillmeetyouatthenormalpersondoor.天God!我指甲断了一根Ibrokeanail!我想拿这些恶心的水果茶I-1wouldliketotradethesedisgusting换点咖啡我屋里一包都没有fruitteasforsomecoffee.Thereisnoneinmyroom.你有点清凉啊You,uh,feelingabitofadraftthere?是的Yes,yes.下面掠过的冷空气能让我阴囊紧致Thecold

40、aironmyunderpartskeepsmyscrotumtaut.好吧我不是很想知道OK,well,Idontreallywanttoknow你的阴囊是什么情况whatsgoingonwithyourscrotum.能把浴袍系上吗麻烦广Wouldyoumindclosingyourrobe,please?我们这里也没咖啡Uh,wedonthaveanycoffeeinhereeither.有辆卡车被雪困住了Oneofthetrucksgotsnowedin,半数酒店员工在车上alongwithhalfofthestaff因为显然这是这里下的becauseapparentlythisist

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