YoungSheldon《小谢尔顿》第七季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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2、ning.-Eggsareonthetable.这是吐司培根马上就好Heressometoast.Baconscomingup.瞧你像老妈样Wow,lookatyoubeingMom.今天你负责照看丝丝YourewatchingCeeCeetoday.谁说由你做主了啊Well,whoputyouincharge?好吧我只是问问Okay,justasking.法兰克福往伦敦期不期待要回家了啊Excitedtobegoinghome?我的家在这里我一直在家Thisishome.malwayshere.但我很期待能ButIamexcitedtoshare跟我的同事们分享我新学到的一切everythi

3、ngvelearnedwithmycolleagues.那挺好啊Thatsnice.用科学的角度说他们仿佛原始人Scientificallyspeaking,theyresavages身上沾满自己的屎尿而我为他们带来了光coveredintheirownfilth,andllbebringingthemthelight.你这话应该有更委婉的说法吧有啊Theresprobablyanicerwaytosaythat.-Oh,thereis.但在德国的这个夏天我最深刻体会到的就是ButifasummerinGermanyhastaughtmeanything,残酷的诚实也是一种爱itsthatbr

4、utalhonestyisitsownkindoflove.我再把你这金句编织到枕头上吧llcrochetthatonapillow.记好了弦理论将成为科学界的主流Markmywords,stringtheoryisgoingtobethenextbigthing.那是干嘛的Whatdoesitdo?它解释了宇宙的基本力Itexplainsthefundamentalforcesoftheuniverse.万物是如何运转又是从何而来Howeverythingworks,whereeverythingcamefrom.我知道一切是从哪来的1knowwhereitallcamefrom.妈我们已经

5、在天上了你为何还往上指Mother,we,reinthesky.Whyareyoupointingup?完全不需要做这种行为Oh,theresnoreasontodothat.这只是因为气温变化It,sjustirregularmotionofairaroundtheplane造成飞机有不规则晃动罢rcausedbytemperaturechanges.刚才那一下摇挺大啊Oh,thatwasabigone.考虑到我们的高度这也完全合理Andgivenouraltitude,perfectlypredictable.请各位乘客系上安全带Thepilothasturnedontheseatbelt

6、sign.回到座位上请勿走动Pleasereturntoyourseat.很合理的安全措施Areasonableprecaution.稳稳一妥妥Snugasabug.要把你的名字加进我的祈祷里吗Wouldyoulikemetoincludeyouinmyprayers?不用了谢谢我不需要一个隐形人的帮助No,thanks,Idontneedtoseekhelpfromaninvisibleman.对对对你有那隐形的弦就够了Youreright,youvegotyourinvisiblestrings.伦敦转机班机延误抱歉延误了Sorryforthedelay.我们将在大约20分钟后起飞Weho

7、petobewheelsupinabout20minutes.他20分钟前也是这么说的Thatswhathesaid20minutesago.这我们也无可奈何Nothingwecando.再不起飞Ifwedon,ttakeoffsoon,我们就会错过回休斯顿的转机we,llmissourconnectingflighttoHouston.我们也做不了什么啊Itsoutofourhands.我知道谁能做点啥dtellyouwhosehandsit,sin,但你又不喜欢那样butyoudontlikethat.小婴儿Babies.为什么偏偏有婴儿呢Why,dithavetobebabies?放轻松

8、啦0h,relax.他哭累了就不哭了Hellcryhimselfout.到时你都意识不到他的存在Youwontevenknowhe,sthere.四小时后请叫那位母亲让她孩子安静Pleasetellthatmothertoquietherbaby.妈妈们无法随时让H己孩子闭嘴Sometimesmomscantmaketheirkidsbequiet哪怕她们再努力也没用nomatterhowmuchtheytry.七个小时后你在做什么Whatreyoudoing?想办法让我耳膜恢复正常Tryingtogetmyearstopop.想来一片口香糖吗Wantapieceofgum?是肉桂口香糖吗Is

9、itcinnamongum?是的Yeah.你是嫌我麻烦还不够多吗Ihaveenoughproblems.真是绝了Oh,youvegottobekiddingme.德州休斯顿终于欢迎来到休斯顿欢迎回家妈妈与谢尔顿你们到啦Hi!欢迎回家Welcomehome.玛丽你回来啦Hey,Mary.妈你快看还有婴儿1.ook,Mother,morebabies.我等不及要睡到自己床上了Icannotwaittosleepinmyownbed.你在飞机上没跟他说吗Youdidnttellhimontheplane?跟我说什么我以为你会在路上跟他说Tellmewhat?-1thoughtyouweregonna

10、tellhiminthecar.他在车上那会儿心情不好Well,hewasgrumpyinthecar.那你猜他在飞机上时心情如何Howdoyouthinkhewasontheplane?我跟他说吧你别插手Illtellhim.-Youstayoutofthis.跟我说什么Tellmewhat?我的老天啊我跟小乔治Well,forGodssake.MeandGeorgie还有宝宝住在你房♥里一段时间了andthebabyhavebeenstayinginyourroom.这很合理啊Oh,thatmakessense.我当时不在家又发生了龙♥卷♥风&he

11、arts;的事Iwasoutoftown,therewasatornado,你们需要有地方住嘛youneededaplacetolive.所以你不介意吗Soyoureokaywithit?但我现在到家了滚出来Oh,no,mhomenow.Getout.不No.别着急我们来处理Well,hangon,wellhandlethis.谢尔顿你听到她说的了她不走Youheardher,Sheldon,shedoesntwanttoleave.但那是我的房♥间Butit,smyroom.这还是我的房♥子呢Well,andit,smyhouse.我们的房♥子Our

12、house.当然Sure.他们为什么不能住车♥库♥里Whycan,ttheystayinthegarage?那你为什么不能住车♥库♥里呢Whycantyoustayinthegarage?我不是车也不是一箱没用的圣诞挂饰mneitheracarnoraboxofChristmasornaments.谢尔顿我的孙女不能睡在车♥库♥里Sheldon,mygrandbabysnotsleepinginthegarage.我们的孙女Ourgrandbaby.当然Sure.我睡过那里没那么糟啊1.ook,Isleptou

13、tthere.Itsnotthatbad.还有个能让你尿尿的水槽呢Hey,theresevenasinkyoucanpeein.别帮倒忙Thatisnothelpful.你也用过啊Youusedit.当时是紧急情况Itwasanemergency.我就离开了几个月Igoawayforafewmonths我的家人就变成了一帮野人andmyfamilyturnsintoabunchOfhillbillies.好啦想必大家今天都累了Allright,itsbeenalongday,everybodystired.要不你先睡沙发上吧Whydontyoujustsleeponthecouch睡饱了大家明

14、天再来谈andwellfigurethisouttomorrow,hmm?行Fine.怎么了What?我的耳膜终于恢复正常了Myearsfinallypopped.测试测试Testing,testing.One,two,three.测试Testing.谢尔顿又回家了So,Sheldonshome.你好你好谁说两句话试试Hello?Hello?Somebodysaysomething.天啊我好想你Oh,Lord,Imissedyou.我也想你啦Oh-ho.Imissedyou,too.我是对我的床说Iwastalkingtothebed.我们也好久没有分开那么久了Beenawhilesincew

15、evebeenapartsolong.是啊Oh,Iknow.妻子可是不在身边非常久啊Alongtimeforamantobewithouthiswife.乔治我也想要George,Iwantto,但我刚跟某人一起坐了18小时飞机butIjustspent18hourswithyouknowwho.我需要补觉Ineedtosleep.我理解Understood.花不了你多少时间但我能理解Wouldnttakelong,butunderstood.我跟你保证你的等待必值回票价Ipromise,ifyouwaiitllbeworthit.我甚至可能给你点惊喜Imightevenhavealittle

16、surpriseforyou.你这话我爱听Ooh,Ilikethesoundofthat.行我能等Allright,Icanwait.但你要是等不及Butifyoucantwait,就往我肋骨戳一下justgivemeapokeintheribs.我一定立刻“开工”llbereadyrightquick.Tossin&TUrnin,辗转难眠-BobbyLewis干嘛What?宝宝在哭Thebabyscrying.好个无所不知的天才Youreallyareagenius.我拒绝Nope.哪位Hello.姥姥是我Meemaw,itsme.谢利Shelly.你没什么事吧Everythingokay?

17、不事情可大了No,everythingsterrible.宝宝偷走了我的房♥间还哭个不停Thebabystolemyroomandwontstopcrying他们现在还要我去睡车♥库♥andnowtheyremakingmesleepinthegarage.那你需要我帮你做什么呢Whatdoyouneedmetodo?来接我让我去跟你住PickmeupandIcanstaywithyou.可是这是戴尔的房♥子Oh,well,thisisDaleshouse.我得先问过他Ihavetoaskhim.问我什么Askmewhat?是谢利他想过来

18、住一晚It,sShelly.Hewantstospendthenight.可以啊见见这小家伙也不错Oh,yeah,itdbenicetoseethelittleguy.戴尔说不行我们明早见Dalesaysno.Seeyouinthemorning.睡晚了Oh,sleptin.早安Morning.早安早安Morning.-Morning.这是怎么回事Whatsallthis?早饭-谁做的Breakfast.-Whomadeit?我我可以帮你再热一下Me.Icanheatitup.不用不用No,no.小乔治那你在干嘛Georgie,what,reyoudoing?你说呢洗碗啊Whatdoesitl

19、ooklike?Dishes.你什么时候开始洗碗了Sincewhen?今天轮到我了嘛Itsmyday.是家务表呢我也做过一份啊1.ook,achorechart.Imadeoneofthose.家务分配表你们全都没当回事Yallignoredit.你不给他们饭吃就没人敢了Theydontignoreitifyoustopfeedingthem.那周末可真难熬啊Thatwasalongweekend.小乔治去厕所吧Georgie,bathroom.谢谢Thankyou.家里人太多又只有一个厕所Crowdedhouse,onebathroom.需要按表轮流Weneededaschedule.真聪明

20、Smart.有什么能帮忙你的吗CanIhelpwithanything?没有好好享用你的早饭吧Nope,justenjoyyourbreakfast.谢谢你Thankyou.我们今天母女好好聚一聚怎么样Hey,maybewecanspendthedaytogether.听起来很不错Thatsoundsnice,但我答应泰勒要帮忙他butIpromisedTaylordhelphim为开学买♥♥好衣服buysomeback-to-schoolclothes.对哦这个泰勒Oh,yeah,Taylor.我什么时候能见到他啊WhendoIgettomeethim?我跟他只是

21、朋友妈你别阴阳怪气He,sjustafriend,Mom.Dontbeweird.我才没有阴阳怪气Iwasntbeingweird.你又去哪里了Wherewereyou?车♥库♥Garage.睡得还好吗Oh.Sleepokay?一宿没睡着但谢谢你关心Notawink,butthankyouforasking.干嘛What?我需要用厕所Ineedtousethebathroom.太遗憾了现在是我的时段Well,toobad,itsmyturn.自己去看时间表Checktheschedule.我没看到时间表啊1dontseeaschedule.去冰箱门上看1.ookon

22、thefridge.他说得对的确是轮到他He,sright,itshisturn.我得小心夹紧了Thisisgoingtobeclose.一切如何So,how,sitgoing,你们俩同居啦youtwolivingtogether?她故意省略了是“罪恶般”Shesleavingout,insin.我才没那个意思Ididntsayit.我们都老人了婚前同居可以原谅吧Well,don,twegetapassforbeingold?我压根就没指责过什么啊1didntsayanything.而且他的脊椎歪歪扭扭Withhisbackbeingallaskew,我们也犯不了多少“罪”啦theresnot

23、muchsinninggoingon.也不是完全没“犯罪”Well,notnone.也是想办法挥洒创意Wefindwaystobecreative.我没想听到这些Idontwanttoknow.那你的房♥子怎么办So,whatsgoingonwithyourhouse?我是打算重建起来Well,mgonnarebuild.不过需要一些时日就是啦Itsjustgonnatakeawhile.这期间这里就是她的家Inthemeantime,shehasahome.真是谢谢你Oh,thankyouforthat.一个愿意给她“满满爱意”的男人Withamanwhogivesherple

24、ntyofloving.所以你一切如何啊Anyways,howareyoudoing?回家的感觉一定很棒吧Itmustfeelgoodtobehome.是啊Yeah.大概吧Iguess.哪里出问题啦-这个嘛Hmm.Whatswrong?-Well,我不在家他们一切也都井井有条所以.theyhaveeverythingrunningprettysmoothwithoutme,so.觉得有些无所适从feelingalittledisplaced.有点无所适从是吧嗯哼Hmm,alittledisplaced-Mm-hmm.因为你一回到家Causeyourhome,发现你没被龙&hearts倦&hea

25、rts;风♥吹走的家whichwasnotblownawayinthetornado,被打理得井井有条isrunningsmooth.我不是故意戳你Oh,no,Ididntmean.你知道我什么意思-等等YouknowwhatImean.-Justhangon.你在干什么Whatreyoudoing?听好了下次你又因为自己的位置Tellyouwhat,nexttimeyoustartfeeling被稍微取代就无所适从时sorryforyourselfforbeingalittledisplaced,你就看一眼我住了47年的家园youjusttakeaganderatmyhomeo

26、f47years.抱歉msorry.这真的太惨了Thisisterrible.这种照片是我用美能达相机拍的Yeah,ItookthatpicturewithmyMinolta.还登上了本地报纸的头版呢Madethefrontpageofthelocalpaper.我还多打了一张我放哪来着Igotacopyofitaroundheresomewhere.她不想看Shedontwannaseeit她当然想看了Ofcourseshedoes.快点继续7中Goon,keeprunning!你们那懒散样像整个暑假都没动过一样Yalllooklikeyouhaventmovedallsummer!赶紧的C

27、omeon!洛佩兹你小子在休息吗1.opez,what,areyoutakingabreakoutthere?他好像在吐教练Ithinkhesthrowingup,Coach.表现不错了洛佩兹GoodstuftLopez!你们好呀Hey.你好啊玛丽Well,hey,Mary.欢迎回来Welcomeback.谢谢Thankyou.真是意外惊喜啊Thatsanicesurprise.我就想来陪陪你Well,Ijustthoughtdcomehangout,看你把这盘散沙调♥教♥成州冠军watchyouturnthisragtagbunchofkidsintostatec

28、hamps.乔治你没告诉我德国把她改造得这么搞笑George,youdidnttellmeGermanymadeherfunny.我觉得今年我们真有机会哦Hey,Ithinkwegotarealshotthisyear.洛佩兹你到底吃了什么1.opez,whatthehelldidyoueat?你带什么来了玛丽Whatyougotthere,Mary?我给球员们做了些小点心Oh,Imadesomesnacksfortheteam.那你有给教练准备什么慰劳品吗Oh,didyoubringanythingforthecoaches?就带了一点甜头啦Justalittlesugar.你时差已经倒回来

29、了吧So,weoverthejetlag?应该可以了Ithinkso.轮到我想吐了Okay,nowImgonnapuke.别那么幼稚Growup.我从德国归来IreturnedhomefromGermany然而这个家已经不再爰护我这个小宝贝了toafamilywhichnolongercherishedme.但我知道在一个地方我仍有价值ButIknewsomewhereIwasstillvalued,我仍是众人瞩目的焦点whereIwasstillthecenterofattention.最重要的是那里有我专属的洗手间And,mostimportantly,whereIhadmyownbath

30、room.不好意思Excuseme.听见吗Hello?你怎么在我的房♥间里Whatareyoudoinginmyroom?你怎么在我的房♥间里Whatareyoudoinginmyroom?我也问了你这问题而且是我先问的ThatswhatIaskedyou,andIaskedfirst.这是我的房♥间Thisismyroom.那我的钥匙怎么能打开门Well,thenhowcomemykeyopenedthedoor?鬼知道快出去Idontcare.Goaway.等等我就待在这不走了Wait.mnotgoinganywhere.我就待在这不走了mnotg

31、oinganywhere.好吧Okay.那行啊Allrightythen.干嘛What?你在研究什么Whatareyouworkingon?我在给一个阿尔法处理器写帕斯卡编译器Uh,mwritingaPascalcompilerforanalphaprocessor.我听不懂Idontunderstand.你自己看看Here.谢了Thanks.你叫什么名字What,syourname?能不能别打扰我我在看书Doyoumind?mreading.行吧Okay.谢尔顿库珀SheldonCooper.什么What?我看完了我叫谢尔顿库珀Ifinishedreading,andmynamesSheld

32、onCooper.什么你看完了是的Wh.Youfinishedit?-Yes.怎么可能No,youdidnt.考考你我如何用精简指令集给这个编程HowcanIprogramthiswithareducedinstructionset?用字典顺序算法Usealexicographicorderingalgorithm.不错嘛你Impressive.你应该主修计算机科学Youshouldmajorincomputerscience.不了谢谢我还是读真正的科学就好No,thanks,llsticktorealscience.可这是人类的未来啊Wh-Dude,thisisthefuture.计算机会改

33、变整个世界Imean,computersaregonnachangethewholeworld.可能会改变商业通讯传媒和银行业吧Maybecommerce,communications,mediaandbanking,不过这些都无关紧要butnothingimportant.那你正在研究的东西又有多重要Uh,whatssoimportantaboutwhatyou,restudying?弦理论我该从何说起Stringtheory,wheredoIbegin?它能解释宇宙万物Itexplainseverything.并且用优雅的方式统一了基本力Itunifiesthefundamentalfor

34、cesinanelegantway.好吧但这玩意有什么用Yeah,butwhatdoesitdo?滚出去Getout.慢慢吃点心有的是Norush.There,splentytogoaround.好差不多了我们还要练习阻挡技巧Allright,guys,wrapitup.Wegotblockingdrillstorun.乔治不能让孩子们喘口气吗不行George,can,tyouletthemcatchtheirbreath?-No.你们都听见教练的话r去拿冲撞练习垫YouheardCoach,hitthesleds.Letsgo.练习垫我最喜欢练习垫了Oh,thesleds,Ilovethes

35、leds.吃蚂蚁上树吗不吃Antsonalog?-No.不是真的蚂蚁啦只是葡萄干Theyrenotrealants.It,sraisins.我知道的韦恩Iknowwhattheyare,Wayne.你们做得好棒Youguysaredoinggreat!州冠军Statechamps!里面的状况和切尔诺贝利有得一拼Well,thatwasChernobyl-adjacent.抱歉我的肠胃还没适应德州墨西哥料理Sorry,stillgettingusedtoTex-Mex.不是德州人也会冲厕所的吧YoudonthavetobefromTexastoflush.知道了Noted.你是土生土长的本地人吗

36、You,uh,growuparoundhere?梅德福人这地方没有听起来那么好Medford.It,snotasniceasitsounds.轮到你问我是哪里人了Yeah,nowyouaskwheremfrom.我不做这种事1dontdothat.好吧Cool.对了这里的妞怎么样Oh,sowhatisthegirlsituationhere?我也不做这种事1dontdothateither.你喜欢男生吗Youintoguys?我喜欢科学mintoscience.其他事物只会令我分心Everythingelseisadistraction.那你也不打电动吗So.novideogames?星火St

37、arFire?还没公开♥发♥行哦我是内测人员Hasntevenbeenreleasedyet.mabetatester.天啊Oh,my.我不知道他叫什么名字1didntknowhisname也不知道他是哪里人orwherehewasfrom,但他是我新交上的挚友buthewasmynewbestfriend.那个Well.今天挺开心thiswasafun,挺特别的special,应该没下次了对吧one-timething,wasntit?其实Actually,我在考虑经常过来IwasthinkingIcouldkeepdoingit,像球队的妈咪一一样kindofl

38、ikeateammom.球队妈咪Teammom.没错我觉得孩子们很喜欢我来Yeah,Ithinktheboysreallyenjoyedhavingmehere.玛丽我们坐下聊.Mary,sitwithme.老婆你Oh,honey,its-it,sbeen你回来了我很高兴-谢谢你这么说sogoodhavingyouback.-Oh,thankyou.其实我在德国的时候Youknow,whenIwasinGermany,就有想过Iwasthinking我们应该更多地-你先等等weshoulddomore.-Holdthatthought.问题是这些练习不该是愉快享受的过程Thingis,thes

39、epracticesarentmeanttobeenjoyed.而应该是痛苦不堪Theyremeanttobeendured,宛如死里逃生一般survived.事实上令他们痛恨才对Hated,actually.听起来也太残忍♥了不Thatsoundsterrible.-Uh,no.这是好事因为他们就会怀着这份恨意It,sagoodthingbecausethentheytakethathate到场上再释放到对手身上andtheyunleashitontheotherteam.怎么听起来你好像要把他们变成野兽Soundslikeyoureturningthemintomonster

40、s.这就对了野兽不会有球队妈咪Thereyougo,andmonstersdonthaveteammoms.我帮你把这些玩意放上车1.etmehelpyougetthiscrapinthecar.我杀不死这个护卫他太强了Icantkillthisguardian.Hestoostrong.让开Moveover.你在干什么等一下Whatareyoudoing?-Hangon.武器升级现在再试试Weaponsupgrade.-Trynow.这把枪好大你怎么做到的Ooh,thatsabiggun.Howdyoudothat?我输入了作弊码Ijustputinthecheatcode.什么我从不作弊E

41、xcuseme?Idonotcheat.不是真的作弊啦只是Wh.No,itsnotcheating,youknow,一种秘密指令it,s-it,slikea-asecretcommand能赋予你额外能力thatgivesyouextrapowers.这叫什么码来着Anditscalledawhatcode?没有啦Wh.No.这是游戏自带的内建的代码Itspartofthegame,youknow.Theybuilditin.这么说你能容忍♥作弊行为Soyoucondonecheating?是的我就眨一只眼表示心照不宣Yeah,but,youknow,withawink.我也不喜欢

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