YoungSheldon《小谢尔顿》第七季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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12、letyouknowthatIstudiedup且融汇贯通了卡拉比-丘流形andamnowwell-versedintheCalabi-Yaumanifold.好Okay.我们在东德州理工完全没学这个ItwasneverpartofthecurriculumatEastTexasTech.东德州理工EastTexasTech?听起来不错Soundscharming.那里气候挺湿热但无论如何It,sactuallyquitehumid.Regardless,我已经重新准备好成为这个班的领导者了mreadytoreassertmyselfasclassleader.你的同学是从全球各地Yourcl

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14、你钢琴弹得好吗”but,Areyouanygoodatplayingthepiano?什么意思Excuseme?你落后同侪fl太多了Youarefarbehindmanyofyourpeers.我没有同侪-我觉得他们也都同意Ihavenopeers.-1thinktheywouldagree.所以我建议你补习一下Whichiswhymgoingtorecommendtutoring.我给他们补习吗不是Metutorthem?-No.你给我补习吗-也不是Yoututorme?-No.我给你补习吗Metutoryou?陈小姐MissChen.有事吗教授Yes,Professor?你有教育的本科学位

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26、你也能从你♥爸♥身上学到很多啊Well,youcanlearnalotfromyourfather,too.是吗那你有什么可以教我的大个子Hmm.Allright,whatyougot,bigman?这个嘛Uh,well.他被电♥话♥铃救了Savedbythebell.你们对这顿美味的饭菜表达下感谢WoulditkillanyonetosayThankyou,是会死吗-喂forthisdeliciousmeal?-Hello.谢了十分感谢Thanks.-Thankyou.稍等Hangon.吉姆是你太太打来Jim,it,syourwife.

27、老婆怎么啦Hi,honey.不好意思我忘记时间了Iamsorry,Ilosttrackoftime.我刚才陪宝宝玩呢Iwasplayingwiththebaby,我跟你说啊who,Igottotellyou,她真是越来越像你了looksmoreandmorelikeyoueveryday.好没问题我马上回家Okey-dokey,Iwillberighthome.五分钟就到Fiveminutes.我得走了Gottago.怎么了What?没事Nothing.小乔治出问题时我能看出来Georgie,Icantellwhensomethingswrong.没出什么问题Nothingswrong.快告诉

28、我吧Justtellme.有这么明显吗Isitthatobvious?超明显Yes.好吧Allright.姥姥在老虎机室放了一张轮盘赌桌Meemawputaroulettewheelintheslotroom,我真的很担心andmrealworriedaboutit为什么Why?老虎机本来就够灰色地带了Theslotsarealreadyinagrayarea.轮盘赌桌更是能直接把我们送进监狱Aroulettewheelcouldlandusinjail.好吧那就告诉她你不想参与呗Okay,thentellheryouwantnopartofit.我说了但她说这玩意一天Idid,butshes

29、aiditcouldthrowoff能赚一千美元athousanddollarsaday.那就放手去干啊Thendoit.但我有可能蹲大牢ButIcouldgotojail.我会等你出来的llwaitforyou.我还以为你会支持我1thoughtyoudbeonmyside.小乔治我是支持你的啊Georgie,Iamonyourside.事实上我们应该提早结婚Infact,weshouldgetmarriedsooner这样身为妻子的我就不能指证你了sothatIcan,ttestifyagainstyou.你爱我也是原因之一吧Andalsobecauseyouloveme.一天能赚一千Th

30、ousandbucksaday?我当然爱死你了YoubetIloveyou.是这样的经过深思熟虑后Solisten,Ithoughtitover我决定这值得我冒险anddecidedtheriskisworthit.太好了曼蒂也同意吗Good.Mandyonboard?我没问她Ididntask.她能帮你想通真是太好了Gladshebroughtyouaround.不如你跟在赫曼身边学学1.isten,whydontyoushadowHerman,他是怎么操作轮盘的seehowitsdone.你想让我管轮盘吗Youwantmetorunthewheel?我们该做好准备Weshouldberea

31、dy.他已经半只脚踏进棺材了Itsthebottomoftheninthforthisguy.红12Red12.没有赢家Nowinners.你还好吗Youokay?没事Yeah.因为我只剩下一个肺啦Igotjusttheonelung.康妮说你会指点我一些窍门Conniesaidyoudshowmetheropes.没问题其实没多复杂Oh,sure.Theresnothingtoit.你很快就能掌握Youllcatchoninnotime.下好离手Nomorebets.这轮盘是你卖♥♥给我们的吗So,weboughtthistablefromyou?是啊Oh,yea

32、h.我以前也开了一家小型地下赌场Iusedtohavealittlegamblingroomofmyown.后来被关掉了Untilitgotshutdown.被警♥察♥吗Cops?不不是那样Oh,no,nothinglikethat.是被南部黑帮Dixiemafia.他们威胁说要切下我的Theythreatenedtocutoffmy.红16Red16.红16Red16.切下你的什么部位Cutoffyourwhat?错r哪里有错啊Wrong.-Whatiswrongaboutthis?你没解释所有的维度Youdidntaccountforallthedimensio

33、ns.卡拉比丘流形有六个实数维度TheCalabi-Yaumanifoldhassixdimensions.在有费米子的前提下才是Onlyiftheresfermions.没有费米子的话可能有多达26个维度Withoutfermions,therecouldbeupto26dimensions.什么林克莱特博士和斯特吉斯博士What?Dr.LinkletterandDr.Sturgis没提过有26个维度啊-他们是何方神圣nevermentioned26dimensions.-Whoarethey?他们是我的老师都是聪明绝顶的Theyremyteachers,andtheyrereallysma

34、rt.我没听过他们的名号♥Iveneverheardofthem.我很可能也没听说过你的老师啊Well,veprobablyneverheardofyourteachers.我近期师从亨利韦肯德尔IrecentlystudiedwithHenryW.Kendall.就是凭借其开创性研究TheNobelPrizewinnerforhispioneeringresearch电子与质子和束缚中子的onthedeepinelasticscattering深度非弹性散射实验而获诺贝尔奖的那个人吗ofelectronsonprotonsandboundneutrons?没错-从没听说过他Ye

35、s.-Neverheardofhim.再试试解题Tryagain.我发现问题出在哪了Oh,Iseetheproblem.这太愚蠢了Thisisstupid.你不能凭空造出维度Youcantjustinventdimensions.只有长度Theresthisone,宽度和高度thisoneandthisone.你忘了时间维度Youforgotthedimensionoftime.好痛谢谢你Ow.Thankyou.你要不要坐下休息一会Youwanttositdownorsomething?我要是现在坐下可能就再也起不来了Isitdown,Imightnotevergetup.糟糕Uh-oh.是南

36、部黑帮Dixiemafia.我们怎么办Whatdowedo?镇定一点让我来交涉Juststaycalm.Letmedothetalking.这里谁管事Who,sinchargehere?他Heis.把钱都给我们Giveusthemoney.不行I-Ican,t.我还要养女儿Ihaveadaughtertosupport.希望她喜欢当个独生女Hopeshelikesbeinganonlychild.你怎么还没睡Whatreyoudoingup?我睡不着Cantsleep.我也是Same.你想喝杯茶吗Youwantsometea?热茶Hottea?我又不是英格兰女王WhatamI,theQueen

37、ofEngland?你还好吗Youokay?别长大成人这感觉糟透了Dontbecomeanadult.Itsucks.太迟了Toolate.你知道这年头养活一家子要多少钱吗Doyouknowhowmuchitcoststofeedafamilythesedays?要不是有两倍优♥惠♥券Ifitwasntfordoublecoupons,我都不知道怎么才能撑下来Idontknowhowwe,dmanage.主外赚钱也不是容易事Well,makingthemoneysnopicniceither.我想供养曼蒂和丝丝1mean,1wanttoprovideforMandy

38、andCeeCee,可是but.工作真的快让我精神崩溃r.itsreallyworkingmylastnerve.我♥操♥了一天的心努力维系这个家Ispendmywholedayholdingthishousetogether但没有半个人跟我道谢andnooneevensays,Thankyou.我懂你Igetit.我辛苦了一天下班回家Igethomefromwork,有人关心地问我今天过得怎样吗butdoesanyoneaskhowmydaywas?你今天过得怎样Howwasyourday?别问了Dontask.我们为什么要做这些事Whydoweevendoit?

39、因为我有未婚妻和宝宝Well,1gotafianceeandababy,并且我们全挤在谢尔顿的卧室里andwe,reallsleepinginSheldonsroom.对哦你是完了Oh,yeah,yourescrewed.但我为什么要做这些ImeanwhydoIdoit?喂Hello.你为什么没跟我说过有26个维度Whydidyounevertellmetheres26dimensions?什么What?我身处海德堡正在学习弦理论minHeidelbergandmstudyingstringtheory,现在我远远落后于其他人拜你所赐andmnowdrasticallybehind,thank

40、stoyou.谢尔顿现在是凌晨三点Sheldon,its3:00inthemorning.难怪斯特吉斯博士没接我电♥话♥Oh,thatexplainswhyDr.Sturgisdidntpickup.也难怪我要挂你电♥话♥Thatexplainswhymhangingup.一个小屁孩来给我补习Ihadtobetutoredbyachild教授还笑我是个傻蛋德语andtheprofessorcalledmeadummkopf.听到这个我就很开心你打来了Nowmgladyoucalled.我不喜欢这里Idontlikeithere.我想念我是

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