UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第二十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、我就爱跟你聊天Ienjoytalkingtoyou!天才叔公舌头打结了学校学习的地方得这样站吗DoIstandlikethis?不行No.这样呢1.ikethis?根本不知道Idontknow!学校舞会派对之夜嗨Hi.克里斯蒂娜刚朝我招手了Kristinajustwavedatme.天啊这下完了Oh,me,oh,my.Oh,golly,oh,gosh.瑞奇直接去找克里斯蒂娜Okay,Ricky,justgouptoKristina动嘴说说话anduseyourmouthtospeakwords.天啊根本行不通Oh,geez,thatwasnotgood.确实朋友Youcansaythataga

2、in,friend!天才叔公UncleGrandpa?不然你还以为来的是复活节兔子YouwereexpectingmaybetheEasterBunny?你是来帮我忙的吗Youreheretohelpme?我躲玉米片里已经躲了三小时了Ivebeeninthosenachosforthreehours就希望你要找人帮忙soIhopeyouneedsomehelp.但是不能再不务正业下去了Butenoughgoofingaround.你出了什么事呢朋友Whatseemstobetheproblem,friend?那个我应该是碰上了麻烦Well,gee,uh,Iguess,uh,mhavingtro

3、uble-你碰上了麻烦Havingsometrouble,Igather.没错我没法我有麻烦Yeah,IcantI,uh,havetrouble.你是内急吗Goingpotty?不对天才叔公No!UncleGrandpa!我想请克里斯蒂娜跟我一起跳舞IwanttoaskKristinatodancewithme可我一靠近她舌头就会打结butIgettonguetiedwheneverIgonearher.这我都知道1know,Iknow.我在玉米片碗里全听到了Ihearditallfromthenachobowl.净是在不务IE业Iwasjustgoofingaround.但是不能再不务正业下

4、去了Butenoughgoofingaround.来看看你的樱桃小嘴1.etstakealookinsidethattherelittlemouthofyours.好了解了Yes,Isee.有什么问题Whafswrong?跟我想得一样你舌头打结了JustasIthought.Youretonguetied!你要怎公办Whatareyougonnado?当然是把结解开啊Untieit,ofcourse.天才叔公试试看这个Hey,UncleGrandpa,tryusingthis.这是科学怪人解舌头结喷雾ItsFrankensteinsde-tanglingtonguespray马匹与小男孩专用f

5、orsmallhorsesandboys.太好了Allright!现在这不打结的发光舌头太漂亮了Now,thatsabeautifuluntangledglowingtongue.谢了科学怪人Thanks,Frankenstein.天才叔公UncleGrandpa?我诅咒你科学怪人Curseyou,Frankenstein!快让它别乱动了Makeitstop!有这副圆墨镜Thesecircularshades我随随便便就能撩到妹arecertainlygonnagetmethehoneys.太劲爆了Oh,radical!我的舌头Mytongue!完事了或者说Wedonehere,or,uh.大

6、家快围过来Gatheraround,everybody!因为我是爱玩的舌头Causemthetonguethatlikestohavefun!介意让我小啜一口吗YoumindifIhavealittlesip?潘趣酒挺好喝Tastypunch!这位好风趣Thisguy.舞池禁止接吻老师你舞伴呢Hey,teach,where,syourdate?我说的对吧AmIright,folks?上学纯纯口水废话Schooldrools.开派对了Partytime!谁想得到Who,dhavethunk你嘴里会蹦出这么条有魅力的舌头suchacharmingtonguewouldcomeoutofyourmo

7、uth?简直讽刺度爆表Thelevelsofironyareoffthecharts.我是说你在这Imean,hereyouare连请女生跳舞都很难havingahardtimeaskingagirltodance-我都明白天才叔公Okay,Igetit,UncleGrandpa.我还没说完呢Hangon,Imnotfinished.你在这连请女生跳舞都很难Hereyouarehavingahardtimeaskingagirltodance可现在你舌头比你本人都还酷buttheveryorganthatallowsyoutospeakisnowcoolerthanyou还把大家裤子都迷倒了我

8、也不例外andischarmingthepantsoffofeveryone,evenme.那我该怎么为,Well,whatdoIdonow?得让舌头回我嘴里啊Ineedmytongueback.我有个超狂好办法保证能奏效Ihaveanideathatscrazyenoughtowork.办法如下Hereswhatyoudo.你走去找舌头Youwalkovertothetongue叫他回你嘴里andaskhimtogobackintoyourmouth.这办法也没多狂啊Thatsnotacrazyidea.戴这顶狂帽就狂起来了Itisifyourewearingthiscrazyhat!说“酷

9、”Saycool!酷Cool.得赶紧发出去Gottopostthisquick让大伙儿都知道我跟酷哥混soeveryoneknowsIhangoutwithcoolpeople.有事吗小弟What,sup,littlebuddy?请问能不能回我嘴里啊Canyougobackinmymouth,please?好-顶狂帽Thatsonecrazyhat!小妹妹快来给我跟这顶狂帽合个影1.adies,snapashotofmewiththiscrazyolhat!我的天OMG他靠在那顶笨帽子旁边也太酷了吧helookssocoolnexttothatstupidhat.谢了小朋友Hey,kid,th

10、anks.你戴着这顶狂巾11可给我加分了Youreallyhelpedmescoresomepointswiththatcrazyhatofyours.小妹妹1.adies!刚说到哪了Wherewerewe?快回我嘴里Getbackinmymouth!什么Whatthe?这位狂帽想吃我Crazyhatoverherestryingtoeatme!给我滚开Getuponoutofhere!情况如何So,howditgo?天才叔公你看到了吗UncleGrandpa,areyouseeingthis?他就是要一直不停耍酷Hewontstopbeingcool.那你就走运了Well,you,reinl

11、uck我有个超狂好办法多半能奏效causeIgotaplanthatssocrazy,itjustmightwork.康加舞康加舞康加舞Conga,conga,conga!这个办法万无一失Thisisasurefireway绝对可以让你舌头回你嘴里togetyourtonguebackinyourmouth.爬这么高怎么就能让舌头回来了Howdowedothatfromuphere?拿这个甜蜜蜜的神之琼浆无液整他Withthesweet,sweetnectarofthegods.特辣我已经把迪斯科球全灌满这东西了Ifilledtheentirediscoballwiththisstuff.到时

12、候肯定能辣坏他Hellbeburningupsomuch逼着他回家换句话说就是回你嘴里thathellcomerunningbacktohishome,A.K,A.yourmouth.好像很危险Thisseemsprettydangerous.别吵他们来了Hush,kid!Heretheycome.康加舞康加舞康加舞Conga,conga,conga!抓紧了Hangontight.这个办法太傻了Okay,thiswasastupididea.属实想不到辣酱居然没喷出来Well,whatdoyouknow?Thesaucedidntspray.这种玩意比坦克还硬Thesethingsaretou

13、gherthanatank.下面是送给各位小情侣的一首慢歌♥Okay,heresaslowoneforallyouteenagelovebirds.还在郁闷舌头的事吗Stillmopingaboutthatwholetonguething?我只想跟克里斯蒂娜跳舞AllIwantedtodowastodancewithKristina现在都已经来不及了andnowitstoolate.别急Nottoworry.我有个超狂好办法保证能奏效CauseIhaveaplanthatscrazyenoughtowork.别No!别整超狂办法了Nomorecrazyplans!听我说完Hear

14、meout.这个办法非同寻常Thismightbealittleunconventional保证万无一失butitsfoolproof.一朵花Aflower?不对Nope.让我整他让我整他1.etmeatim!Letmeat,im!先慢着Whoathere!这只生气毛毛虫可以临时顶替你舌头Thisangrycaterpillarwillserveasasubstitutetongue这样你就能放心去请女生跳舞了soyoucangoaskthatgirlforadance.感觉好怪Thisfeelsweird.我的天啊我又能说话了Oh,mygosh!Icantalkagain.让我整他1.etm

15、eatim!可这也没用Butitdoesntmatter.我还是没法跟克里斯蒂娜说话IstillwontbeabletotalktoKristina.我是废物maloser.你才不是No,youarent.单纯就只是怕她会拒绝你Yourejustscaredshellsayno.她拒绝了你表示你能继续往前走了Buthersayingnojustmeansyoucanmoveon.自信一点Justbeconfident.对我可有用了Itworkedforme.你说得对肚包Youreright,BellyBag.我一定要自信去请她跳舞mgonnabeconfidentandgoaskhertoda

16、nce.可是得快点你看Butyoubetterhurryup,kid.Look!你都喜欢玩什么So,whatdoyouliketodoforfun?你话太多了Youtalktoomuch.这样才叫像话Now,thatswhatmtalkingabout.对面的女孩看过来喜欢酷东西吗Hey,girl,overhere.Youlikestuffthatscool?喜欢Yeah.你机会来了小弟Nowsyourchance,homey.自信点Beconfident.滚出她嘴巴Getoutofhermouth!他在哪Where,sheat?!都是你自找的Youreaskingforit,buddy!怎么

17、回事What,sgoingon?!我的烤瓷女王Myporcelainqueen!舌头是这样的Typicaltongue.你害我在小可爱面前不酷了Youjustmademelookuncoolinfrontofarealcutie真是太过分了andthatisnotcool!抱歉我不能打酷哥Sorry,kid.Ican,tfightsomeonesocool.我才不怕你mnotscaredofyou.迟早让你怕Youwillbe.不许你这么做Oh,no,youdidnt!听到了吧Youheardme!原来你就这样对待牙类女性啊Isthathowyoutreatafemaletooth?竟然不解释

18、一下就走Youjustleavewithoutanexplanation?宝贝我一定会回来的Oh,baby,Iwasgonnacomeback,Iswear.我得去解决不酷的事情I-Ijusthadtotakecareofsomeuncoolbusiness.你不在乎我是吗Youdontcareaboutme,isthatit?宝贝你明知道我深深在乎着你Oh,baby,oh,youknow1careaboutyou.你是我心中的首位宝贝Youremynumberone,baby.我太无聊了想出去了mbored.Iwanttogetoutofhere.好好好宝贝想出就出Yeah,yeah,bab

19、y.Anythingyouwant.小姐你的马车在等你Madam,yourchariotawaits.无所谓我好冷Whatever.mcold.有外套给我穿吗Dontyouevenhaveajackettogiveme?就不能开快点吗我还得去别的地方Cantthisgoanyfaster?Igotplacestobe.太怪了Thatwasweird.克里斯蒂娜我在想Kristina,1waswondering-是想让我改打这位吗Wantmetobeatthisoneup,instead?不对No!我是说你愿意跟我跳舞吗1mean,wouldyouliketodancewithme?我愿意dre

20、allyliketo.好Yes!可我得先看牙医ButIthinkIshouldseeadentistfirst.对Right.别忘了要自信Remember,justbeconfident.肚包那已经不成问题了BellyBag,that,snotreallytheproblemanymore.她牙齿跟我舌头私奔了Hertoothranoffwithmytongue.啊对Oh,yeah.叔公可以帮下忙吗Hey,UncleG,thinkyoucanhelpout?天才叔公UncleGrandpa?等一下肚包Hangon,BellyBag.我看到瑞奇又搞砸rmwatchingRickystrikeou

21、tagain.那孩子没戏了Thatkidishopeless.天才叔公过来UncleGrandpa,justgooverthere.好吧好吧Fine,fine.孩子我刚刚是在跟肚包说Hey,kiddo,IwasjusttellingBellyBag你表现得有多好whatagoodjobyouredoing.话说回来你可以帮帮克里斯蒂娜吗Anyway,canyouhelpKristina?她好像需要一颗新牙1.ookslikesheneedsanewtooth.我找找看1.etsseewhatIgot.找到了Herewego.这可是很精密的手术不要乱动Thisisadelicateprocedu

22、re,sopleaseholdstill.好了Bingo!酷Cool!这下你们两个身上都有怪东西了Nowyoubothhavesomethingweirdaboutyou.走开直理Moveit,Charlie!这首歌♥要献给某个特殊群体Thisonegoesouttoallthepeople他们的舌头跟牙齿不仅活了whosetonguesandteethcametolife还一起私奔了andranawaywitheachother.小情侣Younglove.你是不是烦透了不知道什么是Areyoutiredofnotknowingwhatis而什么又不是大才又八吗andwhatis

23、ntUleGapa?你是不是常说Doyousaythingslike那杯子上面写着大才又八ThatcupsaysUleGapaonit所以一定就是他了Itmustbehim?不用烦了因为我就是大才又八Well,youcanrelax,becausemUleGapa.就是我世上唯一一个大才又八Justme.TheonlyUleinexistence.这是我的不是大才又八博物馆AndthisismyNotUIeGapaMuseum!大家可以看到博物馆里放满了Asyoucansee,themuseumisfilled众多迷人的标本withmanyfascinatingspecimens全都不是大才又

24、八allofwhicharenotUleGapa.如果你想找大才又八IfyourelookingforUleGapas那你就来错博物馆了朋友youvecometothewrongmuseum,friend.我是大才又八T恤这东西不是大才又八IguessthisisntUleGapa光是自称一下也算不上eventhoughitclaimstobe!几只笨松鼠Somestupidsquirrels.一个大才又八都看不到NotaUleGapainsight!一个形成中的小太阳Ayoungsuntillforming你想说这不是大才又八吗andyouretellingmeitsnotUleGapa?没

25、错Yeah.没有大才又八NoGapas!天才叔公非要我一个字一个字拼给你看吗DoIhavetospellitoutforyou?这里根本没有大才又八TherearenoUleGapashere!没有Nope!没No!弄清楚了Getaclue!不对No!为什么Why?不可以再搞混了So,thereshouldbenomoreconfusion!世上就只有一个大才又八ThereisdefinitelyonlyoneUleGapa而且只能是我没别人andthatUleGapaismeandnooneelse.天经地义毋庸置疑Thatsforgoshdarnsure.技术问题请稍等真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.