PalmRoyale《皇家棕榈（2024）》第一季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、（改编自朱丽叶麦丹尼尔的小说）（美国派夫妇）皇家棕檀第一季第五集（1949年）我好期待啊我从来没有做过最原始的飞机msoexcited!veneverbeeninanhonest-to-goodnessplanebefore.你真是勇气可嘉啊我还没遇过像你这么勇敢的女孩Youareonebravegal.Inevermetanotherladywiththestomachforit.我向来喜欢坐过山车Iloverollercoasters.今天伴我同行的是田纳西州最美丽的副机师AndIgottheprettiestcopilotinallofTennessee.好了坐稳了Allright,ho

2、ldtight!起飞了Upwego.从高处俯瞰这世界好小啊Theworldlookssosmallfromuphere.怕吗Youscared?才不怕呢有你在我就不怕-来了Never.mneverscaredwithyou.-Herewego.嘿我打算辞去泛美航♥空♥的工作Hey,youknowwhat?mgonnaquitmyjobatPanAm,成为一位空中写字员andmgonnabecomeaskywriter.然后在空中写下七个9米大字Andmgonnawritein30-footletters,“我爱玛可欣霍顿”让全杳塔努加市的人看到IloveMaxine

3、HortonforallofChattanoogatosee.你对我是真心的Youreallyloveme?玛可欣你是世界上最相信我的人Noone,severbelievedinmethewaythatyoudo,Max.跟你在一起我觉得自己无所不能IfeellikeIcandoanythingwhenmwithyou.你快把我弄哭了Youregonnamakemecry.我没弄哭你是风太大了Nah,thatsjustthewind.不是道格拉斯是你弄哭了我是你啊No,itsyou,Douglas.It,syou.好了亲爱的我要表演飞行特技了准备好了吗Okay,SugarPie,mgonnag

4、ofullRedBarononthisbaby,okay?好啊来了Yeah.-Herewego.你这样倒挂着还行吗Youokayupthere?没事好过瘾Yeah.mgreat.只是这样倒挂在空中安全吗IjustdontknowifIshouldbeupsidedown.怎么你现在怕了Yeah?Areyouscarednow?怕了因为我怀孕了Yeah,causempregnant.这很可能是我听过最动听的话rThatmightjustbethebestthingthatmaybeIhaveeverheard.嗨杳塔努加市的朋友们Hey,Chattanooga.道格拉斯西蒙斯要当爸爸了Dougl

5、asSimmonsishavingababy.派瑞说:“一味地往远处看.SoPerrysays,Ifyoufocusonthehorizon,（佩内洛普罗林斯与道格拉斯德拉科特西蒙斯的婚礼）（1949年4月14日）只会不断地陷入同一个困境”thenyouwillendupinthesandtrapeverytime.我听了说:“派瑞你听我说如果我只看眼前AndIsay,Look,Perry,ifIjustlookdown,那就是肓人摸象thenmjusttakingashotinthedark.那我岂不是另一个海伦凯勒”ImayaswellbeHelenKelIerouthere.1那张请柬我

6、看了又看vereadthatinvitationathousandtimes,希望我看错了但请柬的内容还是一样hopingitllsaysomethingelse.Butit,salwaysthesame.邀请出席佩内洛普罗林斯和道格拉斯德拉科特西蒙斯的婚礼Awedding,PenelopeRollinsandDouglasDellacorteSimmons.玛可欣你不觉得好笑吗Isn,tlifefunny,Max?怎么可能怎么会发生这么离谱的事Howcoulditbe?Inwhatworldisthispossible?我刚认识的朋友琳达和道格拉斯竟然结过婚MynewfriendLindaa

7、ndmyDouglas?于是我决定既不专注于远处也不专注于眼前SoIdecidenottofocusonthehorizonortheground.我压低下巴将目光聚焦在肚脐下方然后.Ipressmychinin,andIputmygazejustpastmynaveland-用力挥Booyah!球越过沙坑一杆进洞Overthebunker,holeinone!还有我不知道的事吗WhatelsedontIknow?更重要的问题是还有谁知道我不知道的事Andmoreimportantly,whoelseknowswhatIdontknow?这是一种心理游戏Itisagameofthemind.好

8、了我要去找派瑞开会了Allright,well,mgonnagogetalittleone-on-onetimewithPerry.晚餐时见Seeyouatdinner.心理游戏Gameofthemind.在这之前我还以为幸福婚姻的秘诀是Upuntilnow,Ithoughtthesecrettoagreatmarriagewas时刻保持冷静以乐观的心态面对困境直到雨过天晴为止keepingquietandsmilingthroughadversityuntiladversitysmilesback.可是这可不是吵架后喝醉滚下楼梯这种戏码Butthisisnodrunkenfalldownth

9、estairsafteranargument.事态严重啊诺玛你懂吗Thisisbad,youknow,Norma?但如果我跟他说我知道这事我可能会失去他你说是吗ButifItellhimIknow,Imightlosehim.Dontyouthink?换做是你你会怎么做Whatwouldyoudo?你说得太对了我马上走到他跟前跟他当面对质Youareexactlyright.mgonnagowalkuptohimandtellhimface-to-neck.这就对了走吧你饿了吗Yes,letsgo.Areyouhungry?是不饿那好等晚餐时才吃Yes.-No?Okay,Wecanwaitti

10、lldinner.走吧诺玛Comeon,Norma!嗨亲爱的你带诺玛来了Hey,babe.BroughtNorma,huh?玛可欣亲爱的我不知道你打算出门Max,honey,Ididn,tknowyouwerecomingout.可是派瑞随时会到ButPerrywillbehereanysecond.你结过婚Youweremarried?什么你和琳达结过婚What?-YouweremarriedtoLinda.谁是琳达我不认识叫琳达的女人WhoisLinda?IdontknowanyLinda.琳达我的朋友琳达.佩内洛普她以前叫佩内洛普1.inda.MyfriendLinda-Penelope

11、,hernameusedtobePenelope.道格拉斯Douglas.这Well.原来这些日子你都跟她混在一起Thisiswhoyouvebeenpallingaroundwiththiswholetime?佩内洛普罗林斯天啊PenelopeRollins?Oh,Christ!你们还是夫妻吗Areyoustillmarriedtoher?不是你是不是有好几个老婆No!-Areyouapolygamist?你当我是小妾吗-玛可欣AmIasisterwife?-Maxine.我想不通你真是个机师吗Well,Idontknow.Areyouevenapilot?还是个在七个不同的城市里都有家室的

12、牙刷销♥f!；♥员Orareyouabrushsalesmanwithfamiliesinsevendifferentcities?可以先让我静挣吗Butjustgivemeasecondhere,allright?我也是现在听你说了以后才知道的Thisisthefirsttimemhearinganyofthisrightnowaswetalk.话都是说了才知道的啊道格拉斯Thatshowconversationswork,Douglas.我不是有意要瞒住你佩内洛普的事ItsnotthatIliedaboutPenelope.我只是.Ijust-我只是没跟你提起过

13、Ididn,tbringherup.得了吧Oh,please!我不想提起是因为我想努力忘记这段往事ThereasonwhyIdidn,tsayanythingisbecauseIwantedtoforgetit.没错我们很多年前订过婚Yes,wewereengagedmanyyearsago.但结婚那天是我毕生最可怕的一天Butthedayweweresupposedtobemarriedwastheworstdayofmylife.玛可欣你听我说MaX,look,有件事我必须告诉你there,ssomethingIhavetotellyou.还有别的事Somethingelse?结婚那天On

14、ourweddingday,佩内洛普朝她爸开枪Penelopeshotherfather.什么What?那天太可怕了事发突然Itwasawful.Itcameoutofnowhere.宾客们跑来跑去到处都是血迹Peoplerunningaroundeverywhere.Therewasbloodeverywhere.我自己想到都恼恨不已什么AndIjust-Ipersonallyhatedit.-What?所以我只想忘记这段往事再也不愿意回想起来AndIjust-1wantedtomoveonandneverlookback,然后我就认识你了我性感的小玫瑰andthenImetyou,myse

15、xylittlerose,我美丽的小宝贝跟你在一起很幸福mybeautifullittlepuffball.Andwejustweresohappytogether.为什久琳达为什么要做出这种事Why?WhywouldLindadosuchathing?可不是嘛因为她疯rExactly.It,sbecausesheiscrazy.我不认为她是疯子Well,Idontthinkshe,scrazy.你仔细想想她主动找上你跟你做朋友Thinkaboutit.Shesoughtyouout.Shemadeyouherfriend.她也没对你坦诚简直离谱荒“溜”至极真是荒唐Shedidnttellyo

16、uaboutit.Thatiscrazy.C-R-A-S-E-Y.Crazy.你刚刚是不是把“荒谬”说成了老道格Didyoujustspellcrazy-Mrs.Doug-lidy-doo.夫人你好Howdoyoudo,milady?我应该带三杯饮料过来才对1.ookslikeIshouldhavegottenthreeofthesegoodboys.不用派瑞我要走了Noneed,Perry.mtakingmyleave.我们晚点再说AndyouandIwilldiscussthislater.嗨诺玛很高兴看到你出来溜达Hi,Norma.Goodtoseeyourollingaround.火气

17、真大啊Whatafirecracker.我到现在还搞不清楚整个情况NowIdontknowwhatsupordownorwhat,swhat.我们需要直奔问题的源头Weneedtogostraighttothesource.坐稳了Holdontoyourbones!（人生阅历自己掌控）（佩内洛普罗林斯）（佛州西棕相滩克莱马蒂斯街门牌3991号♥邮编33411）我没事Yeah.只是在驱邪.避凶Justalittle-Clearing,youknow?这该不会是那个名片架吧ThatsnottheRolodex?你没在做傻事吧YounotinheredoingwhatIthinkyou

18、redoing?这名片架不应该存在的Itshouldntbeintheworld.听好我们终于可以做点事了终于可以改变世界了1.ook,Wecanfinallydosomething.Wefinallycanmakeadifference.我们终于争取到一些权益了你却感到无所适从Wefinallyhavesomepower,andyoudontknowifyourecomfortable?琳达-糟糕1.inda!-Oh,shit别去你坐下乖乖待在这里No,yousitandstay.看到琳达吗她在吗HaveyouseenLinda?Isshehere?琳达1.inda!在这里等我Waither

19、e.嗨我要找琳达麻烦你了Hello.IwouldliketospeaktoLinda,please.还是我应该叫她“佩内洛普”才对快去啊OrshouldIsayPenelope?Immediately.我很好谢谢你的问候但她不在Well,mfine.Thankyouforasking.Andsheainthere.麻烦你转告她我已经知道她和我丈夫的过去Well,youtellherIknoweverythingaboutherandmyhusband.我也替你难过玛可欣这事令你很难受吧Well,msorry,Maxine.Thatsatoughone.你也知道你知道琳达和我家道格拉斯的过去Yo

20、uknew?YouknewaboutLindaandmyDouglas?你听我说我不想介入你们的事1.ook,Idon,twanttogetinthemiddleofit.“我不想介入你们的事”说什么呢这是摘自书里的金句吗IdontwanttogetinthemiddleofitWhatisthat?Fromabookorsomething?不是只是一句常用的口语听好我劝你还是走吧No.Itsacommoncolloquialism.Look,youneedtogo.你到底知不知道自己在袒护谁Doyouevenknowwhoyou,redefending?她算什么朋友Whatkindoffri

21、endsheis,竟然欺骗我误导我-糟了thatsheliedtomeandledmeon?-Oh,shit.她是我少数可以摊开心扉说话的朋友AndIdon,tusuallyopenuptopeoplethewayIdidwithher.我猜想她当初接近我完全不是巧合AndIsupposewhenshecameuptome,thatwasntspontaneousatall.原来她早有预谋果然用心险恶胸有城府Shehadaplanthewholetime.Anevil,mastermindplan.而我竟然上当了就像个糊里糊涂的傻瓜AndIfellforitlikeakooky,woebego

22、nespud.我不是琳达mnotLinda.我只知道真♥相♥有时有好几个面向ButwhatIdoknowisalotofthingscanbetrueatthesametime.听好也许她只是想先了解你看看你究竟是怎样的人1.ook,maybeshewantedtogetalookatyoufirst,seewhatyouwerelike.之后她可能也开始喜欢你了Thenmaybeshereallydidstarttolikeyou.我有哪一点是令人讨厌的Well,what,snottolike?你大可去跟她说我还知道她另一件事YoucantellherIknowt

23、heotherthingtoo-她另一个黑料也就是她朝她爸开枪herothersecret-thatsheshotherownfather.这事我不想提Idontwannagetintothat过去的事我都不会重提Allofthatisinthepast,andIdon,ttouchit至少帮我传个话可以吗Canyouatleastgiveheramessageforme?跟她说我很生气我感到很受伤但请侧重我生气的部分Youtellherthatmangry.Andthatmhurt.Butemphasizetheangrypart.她怎么可以这么对我亏我还以为我们是朋友Howcouldshe

24、dothistome?Ithoughtwewerefriends.跟她说我玛可欣德拉科特要开始对她反感了AndthatMaxineDellacorteisveryclosetoforminganuncharitableopinionofher.都记住了吗Yougotallthat?都记住了玛可欣Sure,Maxine.谢JThankyou.该死的Poop!我们赶紧离开这家烂书店走吧诺玛1.etsgetoutofthisstinkybookstore.Comeon,Norma.她还好吗Howisshe?你都看见了她好得很Well,asyoucansee,sheswonderful.她有话想说Sh

25、estryingtosaysomething.她整天都无病呻♥吟♥咿咿呀呀地说话Shesalwaysmoaningandyodelingaboutsomething.你还好吗Areyouokay?她似乎对你有很多怨言啊Well,sheseemstohavealottosayaboutyou.你怎么知道她指的是我Howdoyouknowitsaboutme?不会有事的Everythingsgonnabefine.有我在呢mhere.我好想你vemissedyou.我也想你vemissedyoutoo.瞧你们俩望着彼此深情款款的模样1.ookatyoutwostarin

26、gateachother真像一对神仙卷侣likeacoupleoflovebirds.话说你们俩究竟是什么关系Whatisexactlygoingonbetweenyoutwoanyway?我想知道她中风发作时是你在照顾她吧Andtellme,wasntitunderyourcarewhensheembolized?我记得医生说过她中风是因为受到某种“刺♥激♥Idobelievethedoctorsaidherembolismstarteddownsouth.什么意思-不如你来告诉我啊Sowhat?-Soyoutellmewhat.玛可欣你到底想说什么Maxine,

27、whatareyoutryingtosay?我想说的是我知道你喜欢为她吹♥喇♥叭♥Allmsayingis,Iknowthatyouliketoplaythetrumpetforher.所以我心想你在为她“吹♥喇♥叭♥时Andmjustwondering,whenyouwereplayingit,来到高音的部分whereyouwerepointingthatthing那玩意是对着哪里whenyouhitthehighnotes.天啊Oh,myGod.你的意思是我爱慕她AreyoutryingtosaythatI

28、wasintoher?走吧诺玛-不Comeon,Norma.-No!后会无期Averygoodgoodbye.你的想象力还真丰富佩服佩服Youhaveimagination.Igiveyouthat.她不想留在这里Shewantstoleave.怎么样Well,whatdoyouthink?只是一条香肠Ifsahotdog.我知道每次我为你做你爱吃的东西时你都会很开心Well,IknowhowyoulikeitwhenImakeyourfavoritethings.所以我心想继早前我们聊得不欢而散后AndIthought,youknow,inlightofourearlierconversat

29、ion,我只是想好好宠你Ijustwantedtotreatmygirl.要不要来点猴腺酱Monkeysauce?谢rThankyou.我觉得自己活像个公主Ifeellikearealprincess.话说我先前说到派瑞天啊这家伙Anyway,asIwassayingaboutPerry-God,thisguy.还真有生意头脑Hesreallygotamindforbusiness.高中同学都怎么说他来着Andwhatwasitpeopleusedtosayinhighschoolabouthim?我想起来了没错说他是傻蛋说他蠢如驴说他欺人太甚Oh,yeah!Yeah.Perryisanidi

30、ot.Dumbasapost.Meantoo.如果听他阐述他对生意的想法听他怎么经营谋略Iftheycouldjusthearhimtalkingaboutbusiness,thewayhemaneuvers-你就会认为我只是门外汉Andmjusthereonthesideline.我心想十天啊小子”这提醒了我他的话果然有道理mjustlike,Whoa,boy!Whichremindsme,hesgotapoint.我们必须将监护权的利益最大化这自然是为了诺玛WeneedtomakethemostofthisconservatorshipdealforNorma,ofcourse.我们一定要

31、把得来的钱拿去投资以利滚利Weneedtogetthosefundsintosomethingandgrowthem.派瑞对房♥地&hearts产♥的说法很到位Youknow.Perrysnotwrongaboutrealestate.瞧他目前的成就Imean,lookwhathe,sdone.北岸豪华住♥宅♥区皇冠山皇冠庄园科西嘉山庄园TheNorthshore,RidgeCrest,CrestEstates,TheEstatesatCorsicaRidge你爱过她吗Didyouloveher?什么What?没有No.那是很久以前了我都

32、不记得了Itwasalongtimeago.Icantevenremember.我以前可能觉得Imean,Iguesstherewassomething.她那头金发好看只是.blondethatIlikedabouther,but-你有没有爱过她还是你不记得了Didyouloveher?Ordoyounotremember?什么你起初说你没爱过她What?-Firstyousaidyoudidntloveher,接着你说你忘记有没有爱过她andthenyousaidyoudontrememberifyoudid.我们的婚事就像是两个家族的政♥治♥联姻Itwasjus

33、tmorelikeamergingofthefamilies.况且以前我不了解自己家人说什么我都听从Plus,Ididntknowmyselfbackthen.Iwasjustgoingwiththeflow.加上她非常有说服力她能言善道Andshecouldbeveryconvincing.Shetalkedalot.但我不爱她最大的原因是ButthemainreasonIdidntloveher.她不是你isbecauseshewasntyou.但我还是不明白她为什么要朝她爸开枪ButIstilldontunderstandwhyshewouldtrytoshootherfather.可以

34、了玛可欣早知如此我就不应该告诉你Comeon,Max.Ishouldnthaveeventoldyou.听好就当我没说过好吗1.ook,letsjustpretendIneverdid,okay?就当我什么都没说过1.etsjustpretendIneverevensaidathing.我再也不想装了道格拉斯Idontwanttopretendanymore,Douglas!我要你装-这个要求很过分Iamaskingyouto.-Well,youreaskingalot.都20年了那是很久以前的事Itwas20yearsago,whichisalongtimeago.20年加上我们的爱情等于A

35、nd20yearsplusourloveequals-你听我说我只是玛可欣我现在很伤脑筋1.ook,mjust-mstrainingmybrainhere,Max.这事你一直瞒着我Youkeptitfromme.我毕生最正确的决定就是没迎娶他们家的女儿ThebestthingIeverdidwasnotmarryintothatfamily.想知道原因吗Andyouwannaknowwhy?因为这样我才能认识你啊Becauseitledmetoyou.所以你可以别再过问了吗So,canyoujuststoppickingatit就当我没说过好吗andpretendInevermentioned

36、it?当我求你了亲爰的Please,babe.我去接电♥话♥mgoingtoanswerthephone.这是德拉科特家我是玛可欣德拉科特Dellacorteresidence,MaxineDellacortespeaking.嗨我是罗伯特一天啊Hey,it,sRobert.-Jeezycreezy.商马今晚过得好吗How,sNormatonight?你还真是个衰神老在不对的时候出现Youknow,youarelikeabadpenny,alwaysturningupatthewrongtime.你爱财如命碰到神应该高兴才对Well,Ithinkthatwouldm

37、akeyouhappyconsideringhowmuchyoulovemoney.要碰到财神才有用Well,Ilikethemore-than-pennieskind.诺玛注射过胰岛素了吗我只想知道这事HasNormagottenherinsulinshot?ThatsallIwanttoknow.天啊你怎么老缠着我问诺玛的事Christ.WhyareyoualwayshoundingmeaboutNorma?难道你喜欢的人其实是我你怎么只对我恶言相向Maybeitsmeyoureobsessedwith.-mtheonlypersonyou,rerudeto.Why?我是啊Me?-Yes.

38、恶有相向是的Rude?-Yes.去你的Fuckyou.尽是1949年的辉煌报合订存档Allthe1949ShinySheets,boundandarchived.（1948年至1949年棕檀滩日报）Thankyou,Ann.-Itssofunnythatyouasked谢了安妮-好巧啊你说要看当年的报纸我刚巧也在翻阅当年的小心点forthesebecauseIwasjustgoingthroughthisstu-Pleasebecareful.对不起-我最近也在翻阅当年的报纸msorry.-1wasjustgoingthroughthisstuff.研究诺玛刊登的讣告Youknow,resea

39、rchingNormasobituary.你说你要找什么来着Whatisityourelookingforagain?我只是在编写家谱什么的mjustdoingafamilyhistoryprojectofsorts.我在找一些亲戚的照片研究家族血脉1.ookingforpicturesofrelatives,chroniclingthefamilyline,等诸如此类的事this,that,andtheother.我只想跟进一些事Youknow,Ijustwantedtofollowuponsomething.你说过你是1943年奥科伊市小姐和1949年查塔努加市小姐对吗Yousaidyou

40、wereMissJuniorOcoeein43andthenMissChattanoogain49,right?别忘了我也是1946年米纳勒尔布拉夫小姐Anddontforget,MissMineralBluffsin46.好的如果找到什么感兴趣的资料不妨告诉我Allright.Letmeknowifyoufindanythinginteresting.我会的谢谢你Iwill.Thankyou.“本季最盛大的婚礼以枪声收场Weddingoftheseasonendswithabang.“德拉科特庄园装饰得金碧辉煌”Dellacortemansionwasdoneuptothenines.“弗莱

41、彻四重奏组合登台演奏大尺度版的驴子出逃”FletcherQuartetplayedaribaldversionofMyDonkeyGot0ut,天啊赶紧切入正题JeezyCreeZy,gettothepoint.“突然一声枪响”Agunshotrangout.“没人知道枪声从哪里传来”Andnoonecouldsayforsurejustwhereitcamefrom.“特别是道格拉斯德拉科特他已经逃离婚宴现场EspeciallynotDouglasDellacorte,whofledthescene,留下伴郎派瑞多纳休leavingbehindhisbestman,PerryDonahue.

42、人称“斯基特”的尤金罗林斯受了重伤有瘫痪的可能EugeneSkeetRollinswasseverelyinjured,possiblyparalyzed.事后没人被起诉而凶器Noonewaschargedandtheweapon,至今仍未被棕桐）滩警方寻获soughtoutbythePalmBeachPolice,wasneverrecovered.这场世纪婚礼上究竟发生了什么事Whattranspiredthatdayatthatstoriedwedding是当季最大谜团isthemysteryoftheseason.虽然各种揣测和假设像鹅毛洒落般满天飞Thoughtheoriesanda

43、ssumptionsflewaroundwiththevulgarityofafoodfight,真正知道真♥相♥的人theonlypeoplethatwilleverreallyknowwhathappened只有在场的人”arethepeoplewhowereinthatroom.我必须问问本案受害者斯基特IhadtoseekoutSkeet,thevictim.玛可欣你怎么来了亲爱的诺玛不是搬到你们家了吗Maxine,whateverareyoudoinghere?DearNormaswithyounow.伊芙琳Evelyn.那天你也在场Youwerether

44、ethatdaytoo.亲爱的你是指哪天请把话说清楚Whatday,dearheart?Dotrytomakesense.你从头到尾都知道却噤口不言Andyouknewaboutitthiswholetime,andyoudidntsayanything.就跟其他人一样Justlikeeverybodyelse.你是指那场婚礼Thewedding.我想不通你是说琳达想杀的人是你Idontunderstand.Lindawasactuallytryingtokillyou?对啊亲爱的很难想象有人想杀我这种乐善好施的人吧Yes,darling!Iknowitshardtofathom,someon

45、ewithmygenerosityofspirit.为什么Why?人人都知道我和琳达合不来Well,itsnosecretLindaandIdontgetalong,问题大都出在她身上一直都是她的问题andmostofthatrestssquarelywithher.Alwayshas.你听我说她妈在她小时候就过世了Yousee,hermotherdiedwhenshewasalittlegirl,于是她和斯基特的感情非常深厚andshebecameincrediblyclosetoSkeet.深厚到她在青春时期Soclosethatevenasayoungster,任何跟她爸谈恋爱的女人都会被她恐吓shewouldterrorizeanywomaninvolvedwithSkeet.恐吓Terrorize?对啊她会在衣柜里藏蛇Yes!Snakesinthecloset在椅子上放图钉在沙拉酱里放催吐剂Thumbtacksonthechair.Ipecacinthesaladdressing.更遑论Now