Abbott Elementary《小学风云（2021）》第三季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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4、.Eddie,mytoothisloose.如果脱落的话要像上一次吞进去吗Ifitfallsout,doIeatitlikeIdidlasttime?我现在有点忙好吧malittlebusyrightnow,okay?你在给胡萝卜上色Yourecoloringacarrot.删除去找个位子坐好好么Gotakeaseatforme.Okay?上次讨论会之后Gregory:So,aftertheteacherspanel,一位费城活动基金会的人amanfromthePhiladelphiaActivitiesFund找到了我鼓励我申请approachedmeaboutapplyingforagra

5、nt花♥园♥小呆项目的基金fortheGardenGoofballsprogram.如果申请成功那么实地考察课Thatwouldmeanfieldtripstofields.种子基金和孩子们呼声最高的要求seedmoneyforseeds.配套t恤都会实现andthekidstoprequest-matchingT-shirts.为了实现这一目标我一直在Sovebeenworkingnonstopontheproposal马不停蹄地准备提案tomakethathappen.知道吗一想到花♥园♥小呆”项目的前景Youknow,it,srea

6、llyexcitingtothinkaboutwhat我就十分兴奋theGardenGoofballsprogramcanbecome,而这一切的起源都是因为一个屁andtothinkitallstartedbecauseofafart.嗨埃迪老师Hi.Mr.Eddie?我这周帮隔壁的提格斯老师代课msubbingforMs.Teaguesnextdoorthisweek.一切都好吗有个学生Everythingalright?Well,there,sastudent已经无故缺勤三天了whoshadunexcusedabsencesthelastthreedays.我想问问该怎么处理Justwo

7、nderingwhattheprotocolis.哪个孩子Well,whichchild?亚历克斯-亚历克斯珀金斯Alex.AlexPerkins?我去年教过他Hewaswithmelastyear.好吧我发现他上周只来上过两次课Yes,andInoticedheonlycametoclasstwicelastweek.这可不像亚历克斯的风格Oh,well,thatsnotlikeAlex.所以可以直接不来学校吗Socanyoujustnotcometoschool?不行听起来是可以的No.Soundslikeyoudonthaveto.我好期待上二年级啊Icantwaitforsecondg

8、rade!谢谢你告诉我我会调查的Thanksforlettingmeknow.I1lookintoit我的牙我刚把牙吞下去了Mytooth!Ijustswallowedmytooth!是的真是太好了Yes.Thisisincredible.好再见奥德曼校长Okay.Bye,PrincipalOldman!刚才电♥话♥里是罗宾逊预科学校的奥德曼校长ThatwasPrincipalOldmanoveratRobinsonPrep.他想亲自感谢我设立了Hewascallingtopersonallythankmefortheinstitution图书管♥理&

9、hearts;员♥项目ofthelibrarianprogram.一太棒了-我天啊Thatsawesome!Oh,myGod!约翰雷诺兹督导大驾光临我办公室哈哈哈SuperintendentJohnReynoldsinmyoffice.Hahaha!你是来炒我就鱼的吗AmIbeingfired?我只是在玩那个梗Iwasjustquotingthatjoke.不我不是来炒你的No,yourenotbeingfired,Janine.我是来夸你的I-1cameinheretocomplimentyou.哦Oh.哦”就够了Oh?Thatsit?你原本以为自己会被解雇Y-Youthoug

10、htyouweregettingfired,而我夸赞了你andnowmcomplimentingyou,你只回我一句“哦”andjust.,Oh.,0h.总之你的工作让我印象深刻Anyway,vebeenveryimpressedwithyourwork.你在压力下解决问题的能力Yourabilitytoproblem-solveunderpressureiswhyIthink让我想把更多的指挥权交给你youshouldbecallingafewmoreoftheshotsaroundhere.哇哦Wow.哇哦对这才是我想要的反应Wow.ThatsthereactionIwaslookingf

11、or!你的奖研金到期后Whenyourfellowshipisup,我们想给你一份全职工作wereallywanttoofferyouafull-timepositionhere.真正的工作对在这里Arealjobhere?Yeah,here.我们认为你只是刚刚崭露头角Wethinkthatyouhavebarelyscratchedthesurface.你有机会成为超级巨星Youhavethechancetobeasuperstar.只不过没有闪光灯和高工资Minustheflashinglightsandtheinsanesalary.你是会有一点加薪的-哦Youwouldbegettin

12、galittlebitofaraise.Oh!但依然是个公职人员好吧Butyou,restillagovernmentworker.Okay.但不过我们会给你这个机会Um,butweregonnagiveyouthatchance.学区给大家提供了一种新软件Thedistricthasprovideduswithanewsoftware用来检测大家作业中人工智能的应用todetecttheuseofAI.inyourwork.同学们需要了解这项Id新月异的技术Youneedtounderstandthisgrowingtechnology,那公我们可以一起来学习一下andIthoughtwec

13、ouldtryitalltogether.这是罗伯特弗罗斯特写的诗SohereisapoembyRobertFrost.我只需点击这个按键AndwhenIhitthisbutton,就可以看到弗罗斯特是不是机器人itwilltellusifFrostwasarobot.我的一生是否是个谎言andmyentirelifehasbeenalie.我就知道全是鲍比自己写的Ah!IknewitwasallBobby.这里是杰文第二次世界大战的论文AndhereisJavon,spaperonWorldWarII.我就用了下维♥基♥百♥科♥确保名字

14、没拼错I-1onlyusedWikipediatomakesureIspelledthenamesright.哈哈哈瞧吧我早说过C老师Hahaha!1.etsgo!Hey.Itoldyou,Mr.C.我都不用怀疑杰文Ineverdoubtedyou,Javon.主要原因是你得了DMainlybecauseyougota,D,onit.这才是我们需要谈的问题Sowewillneedtohaveachataboutthat.你可以用这个软件检测一切书面材料Really,youcanusethisonanywrittenmaterial-比如书籍日记甚至是你日常生活中的文本books,journal

15、s,thingsfromyoureverydaylife,even.例如这封可爱的电子邮件Forexample,hereisalovelye-mailresponse是霍华德老师对我每周通讯的回信fromMrs.Howardtomyweeklynewsletter.呃不会吧And,uh.no,that.霍华德老师真是有够冷血Mrs.Howardcoldashell!她一定很讨厌你Yeah,shemusthateyourass.别说脏话Stopcursing.珍妮都迟到10分钟了Janineis10minuteslate,也就是说她实际迟到了半个小时whichmeansshes30minutes

16、late,因为我总喜欢晚20分钟到causemalways20minuteslate.这一点她比我做得好Well,shedoesbetterthanme因为我要是说自己晚点到becausewhenIsaymgonnabealittlelate,那么一般都不会到Iusuallyjustdontshowup.哟哟哟Well,well,well!这不是汽车人吗IfitisnttheAutobots.或者说这不是霸天虎吗OrshouldIsayDecepticons.我已经不喜欢这个话题的走向了malreadynotenjoyingthisconversation.雅各布你在说什么啊Jacob,wha

17、tareyoutalkingabout?是这样的我今早在课上Well,yousee,Iwasdemonstrating展示最新人工智能检测软件时thenewA.I.detectionsoftware突然心血来潮想到嗯tomyclassthismorning,andIthought,Hmm.还有什么比我亲爱的好友芭芭拉的电邮回复WhatbettertestthantouseoneofmygoodfriendBarbs更好的检测材料呢e-mailcorrespondences?然后我震惊地得知AndIwasshocked-不心碎地得知no,heartbroken-它99%的内容是人工智能生成的to

18、learnthatitwas99%A.I-generated.雅各布肯定是软件出错rJacob,msureitwasjustaglitch.天啊芭布你怎么能这么做Dang,Barb.Howcouldyoudothat?呵你还有脸说Funnyyousaythat.我后来又决定用你的文本试一试BecausethenIdecidedtocheckyourthoughtfulreview就是你贴心回复我那篇浓缩马提尼ofmyessayonthehiddendangers.潜在危险的电邮Barbara:Ohh.ofespressomartinis.我每个字都是真心的AndImeanteveryword.

19、我猜你一定是Oh,Ibetyoudid.100%100%.人工智能生成A.I.-generated.100%100.Mnh.所以是艾娃先教会我的So,Avashowedmehowtodoit,然后我又教会了芭芭拉andthenIshowedBarbara.因为你懂的教师也需要学习人工智能软件Because,youknow,weneedtolearnA.I.software以避免孩子们滥用它完成作业的情况tomakesurethekidsarentabusingittodotheirwork.这种特权教师专属的Thatprivilegeisreservedforteachers.亚历克斯已经无故

20、缺席七次了1.ookslikeAlexhassevenunexcusedabsences.也不算太糟Thatsnotsobad.加上今天都八次了Oh.Plustoday.Soeight.八次这就很糟糕了Eight?Oh,that,sverybad.是吗-嗯嗯Itis?Mm-hmm.如果他再缺勤两次Ifhemissestwomoredays,就要去家事法庭he,sgottogotofamilycourt安排学生逃课听证会toscheduleanappearanceattruancycourt那么就要留级了andthenhegetsheldback.就因为再缺两次席-嗯哼Forjusttwomor

21、eabsences?Mm-hmm.有人给他家打过电♥话♥吗Well,hasanyonetriedcallinghishouse?学区有一套电♥话♥系统Thedistricthasanautomatedphonesystem会自动打给学生家庭的thatcallsthestudentshomes.那么到底联♥系♥上他家人了吗Well,doWeknowifanyonesgottenthroughtohisfamily?如果亚历克斯还是缺勤我们该怎么办WhatdowedoifAlexstillisntshowingup

22、?这就超出我们处理范围rWell,that,stheextentofourprotocol.得知这几个月原来我一直在Doyouknowhowhurtfulitistoknow跟一个机器人交流而不是我最亲爱的朋友thatinsteadoftalkingtosomeofmyclosestcompanions,你们知道我有多伤心吗IvebeentalkingtoWA1.1.Eforthepastfewmonths?!雅各布你这就没礼貌了因为你看看Okay,well,Jacob,yourebeingrude,becauselook-珍妮这次专程过来Janineisheretogiveus是要宣布一个特

23、别重要的消息abig,special,importantannouncement.快说吧珍妮Goahead,Janine.好的谢谢你梅丽莎-不客气Yes,yes.Thankyou,Melissa.Yourewelcome.是的说的没错Yeah.Thatscorrect.我确实有大事要宣布所以Idohavesomethingbigtoannounce,so,um.等等格雷戈里呢Wait.Where,sGregory?他在给学区写他的傻帽提案呢Oh,hesworkingonhisGoofballproposalforthedistrict.好吧Oh.Okay.非常感谢大家在放学后留下Well,th

24、ankyouallsomuchforstayingafterschool.我要宣布一个跟奖研金有关的消息Ihavesomenewsaboutmyfellowship.我真服了谁在乎你的奖研金啊Godsakes.Whocaresaboutyourfellowship?!我锅里还炖着排骨呢Igotribsintheslowcooker!等等不不不这很重要Wait,wait.No,no,no,no.Thisisimportant.你们都知道Youknow,asyouallknow,我在学区的奖研金马上要结束了myfellowshipatthedistrictiscomingtoanend.姑娘用不着

25、你提醒Ooh,girl,dontremindme.我的末日倒计时就定在你回来的那天Mydoomsdaycountdownclockissettothedaythatyoureback.够rStop!督导给我开出一份Thesuperintendentofferedme学区的全职职位afull-timepositionatthedistrict.我决定接受Andmgoingtotakeit.所以我要离开阿伯特小学了SomleavingAbbott.我要用珍妮的教室当新办公室DibsonJaninesclassroomasmynewoffice!今天绝对是我这辈子最糟糕的一天Oh,thisisoff

26、iciallytheworstdayever.我真为你骄傲哦Iamproudofyou.Ohh.珍妮你工作这么勤奋Janine,youhaveworkedsohard,有你是他们的幸运andtheyareluckytogetyou.好吧早知道你要离开Melissa:Well,ifyourenotgonnabehereanymore,我也省得知道你全名了珍妮丝thenIdonthavetoknowyourname,Janice.郑重声明下我也为你骄傲的Andfortherecord,I-1-1amproudofyou.可我很难接受mjusthavingtroubleprocessing-因为我也

27、是人becausemahuman.但是恩But,um.0hh!这是巨大的成就Thisishuge.哦谢谢大家Oh.Thankyou,guys.这个决定对我也很难Thiswasnotaneasydecisiontomake.我几经思虑和定夺Imean,IhemmedandIhawed.真的我差点就吓尿了HeCk,Ialmostpussyfooted.但我决定接受ButIwanttodoit.我觉得自己可以在那里有一番作为IthinkIcanreallydosomegoodworkthere.你没反应吗艾娃-对不起Noreactionfromyou,Ava?Oh,sorry.我从见珍妮第一天起mj

28、ustgoingthroughthementallistofJaninereplacements就在考虑找谁接她的班了thatIstartedthedayImetyou.好吧终于来了Ooh!It,son!你既已不是这里的老师那就算非法闯入Andsinceyoudontworkhereanymore,youretrespassing.保安保安Security!Securityl这是单数名词还是复数名词Mr.Alonzo:Singularnounorapluralnoun?已经九天了他还是没来上学Gregory:Daynine,andhe,sstillnothere.我去年教过亚历克斯Imean,

29、Alexwasinmyclasslastyear,他出勤率很好的andhehadperfectattendance.他是那种巴不得体育课因雨取消Hesthetypeofkidwholikeswhenrecessgetsrainedout可以待在教室看书的学生sohecanstayinsideandread.一定是出什么事了Somethinghastobegoingon.你好Virginia：Hello?嗨这里是阿伯特小学Hi.ThisisAbbottElementarycalling我想问问亚历克斯珀金斯还好吗tocheckonAlexPerkins.你声音大一点你是谁啊Youregonnah

30、avetospeakup.Whoisthis?我是格雷戈里埃迪Uh,thisisGregoryEddie,阿伯特小学的老师um,fromAbbottElementary.亚历克斯还好吗-噢嗨IsAlexokay?Oh,hi.Yeah.他正跟我一起看价格竞猜呢HesrightherewatchingThePriceIsRightwithme.他得来上学啊Well,heneedstobeinschool!他明天不能在缺物了否则会留级的Hecantbeabsenttomorrow,orhewillbeheldback.不我已经给他吃过点心了No.Ialreadygavehimasnack.不是点心留

31、级No.Heldback!亚历克斯再多翘一天课IfAlexmissesonemoredayofschool,就要重上二年级hewillhavetorepeatthesecondgrade!您那边能把电视关小吗CanyoupossiblyturntheTVdownforme?!好的反正也是广♥告♥Sure.Itsacommercial.好的谢谢你Oh,okay.Thankyou.请问亚历克斯为什么没来上学WewanttoknowwhyAlexhasntbeeninschool.他说他不想上学Hesaidhedontwanttogotoschool,说他想念之前那位蒂姆

32、老师sayhemisshisoldteacher,Ms.Teams.啥蒂姆老师Huh?Ms.Teams?哦提格斯老师他想念她对吗Oh.Ms.Teagues?Hemissesher?他说就是因为这个Hesaysthatswhy?哦好的再见Oh,okay.Goodbye!不是我No,I-太遗憾了Damnshame.这孩子家就住街对面Theboyliverightacrossthestreet.所以你是说有个Soyouretellingmethatwecansee电影随心看的活动是吗asmanymoviesaswewant?雅各布你干嘛不趁这个机会Jacob,seemslikeaperfectopp

33、ortunity跟我们介绍一下那个你逢人便安利的foryoutotellusaboutthatmoviemembershipthing电影会员活动呢是啊yourealwaysproselytizingabout.Yeah.具体是怎么操作的,Howsthat-Howsthatworkagain?我是乐意告诉你们Well,whileIwouldlovetofillyouin并解释妮可基德曼在其中的角色andexplainNicoleKidmansroleinallofit,但你们也许更愿意Ithinkyou,dprobablyprefertoconsult咨♥询♥那些个

34、机器人朋友吧someofyourrobotfriends.哦我们用人工智能怎么了Oh.SoweusedA.I.至少我们回信了Atleastweresponded.你知道我在那些邮件中投入了多少Doyouhaveanyideahowmuchtimeandloveandtime时间精力和爱吗Iputintomye-mails?你们都不尊重我情绪劳动的吗Haveyounorespectformyemotionallabor?可你要的反馈太多-太多了Youjustaskforsomuchfeedback.Oh.Somuch.芭布每小时只能打一个句子AndBarbstypingspeedisasente

35、nceperhour.她一天哪有那么多时间Thereisntenoughtimeintheday.听着我们要是想刻薄Okay,look,ifweweretryingtobemean,早就会告诉你你的邮件又臭又长Wewouldsaythatyoure-mailsaresuper-longandboring,读起来就是浪费生命别再发了addzerovaluetoourlives,andpleasestopsendingthem.我们那么做是出于好心是的Werebeingnice!Ava:Yeah.好心人工智能不可能有好心Nice?A.I.cannotbenice.好好好Okay.Okay.Okay

36、.我能理解你的不高兴Icanseewherethiswouldbeupsetting.我们很抱歉Weresorry.我们不会再生成邮件了Nomoregenerativee-mails.Mnh-mnh.我们会尽最大努力回复你Andwewilldoourbesttorespond.谢谢-是的Thankyou.Yes.只回复那些不冗长无聊的Totheonesthatarentsuper-longandboring.嘿格里戈里Hey,Gregory.Um.我IE要给你发短♥信♥Iwasjustabouttotextyou,但我猜你已经听说了butmguessingyouhe

37、ardalready.所以你知道亚历克斯珀金斯的事了SoyoualreadyknowaboutAlexPerkins?亚历克斯珀金斯我班的学生AlexPerkins?Frommyclass?他怎么了一切都好吗Whatsgoingonwithhim?Everythingokay?是啊他一直没来上课Oh,urn,yeah.Hehasntbeencomingtoclass.已经缺勤九次了再缺一次Hehasnineabsences.Onemore-他就要接受法庭的逃课听证会留级年Hehastogototruancycourtandhegetsheldbackayear.是啊你能想象一个二年级学生Yea

38、h.Canyouimaginehavingtogotocourt出庭听证么asasecondgrader?天啊怎么会这样Oh,myGod.Howisthishappening?这不像他的性格Thisisveryout-of-characterforhim一定是出什么事了我知道Somethingmustbegoingon.Iknow.Um.我们刚得知他家就在街对面Wejustfoundouthelivesrightacrossthestreet我想去他家看看Iwasthinkingaboutgoingtohishouse.我们不能去学生家里Wecannotgotohishouse.这完全违反了学

39、区政策Imean,thatsstrictlyagainstdistrictpolicy.按照规程我们只能打电♥话♥Theprotocolsayswecall.是啊我们遵循了全套学区规程Yeah,yeah,yeah,wewentthroughallthedistrictprotocols.然后打电♥话♥到他家是他奶奶接的电♥话♥Ithencalledhishouse,Ispoketohisgrandma,我说三句她只能听懂一句whoIthinkheardoneofeverythreewordsIsaid,但他奶奶

40、的确说他不来上学buthisgrandmadidsaythathesnotcomingtoschool是因为他想念之前那位老师becausehemisseshisoldteacher.也就是我Thatsme.或者是我-或者是我Orme.Orme.好吧Okay.我觉得放学后Um,so,Iwasthinkingthatafterschool,我们可以见个面wecouldgettogether,去他家看看发生了什么事gotothehouse,seewhat,sgoingon.雅各布Jacob.Ah.我真正的朋友Oneofmyrealfriends.你永远不会用机器人回我的Youdneverusear

41、obot.说得对Youredamnright.我想告诉你我还在热切等回复我那篇Iwantedyoutoknowmeagerlyawaitingyourfeedback春季大扫除历史的最新通讯onmylatestnewsletteraboutthehistoryofspringcleaning.哦对我Oh.Yeah.Iwas,um.我整个周末都在拜读呢Iwasworkingallweekendonthat.我很快会写篇详评给你Youshallhavemydetailedresponsesoon.太好了希望我写的每一段Great.ForeveryparagraphIwrote,你都能回复至少三段以

42、上Iexpectatleastthreeparagraphsback.我们阿伯特小学对老师要求很高WehereatAbbottholdourteacherstoahighstandard.因此我们的选拔过程也很严格Therefore,wewillbeconductingarigorousselectionprocess以保证把机会给到最合格的教育工作者toensurethatonlythemostqualifiededucatorgetsthejob.说到这儿Havingsaidthat,请身高在1米65以下的出列ifyouare5,5*andunder,pleasestepforward.你

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