Animal Control《动物管制官（2023）》第二季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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2、们知道牛蛙的优点是什么吗Youknowwhatsgreataboutbullfrogs?它们喜欢跳跃Theylovejumpingl这是麦克跳跳斯坦博士和跳跃者拉里HeresDoctorMcJumpensteinand1.arrythe1.eaper.来吧伙伴们Goahead,guys.跳啊Jump.你的生活是否充满干劲儿Doyouhaveanactivelifestyle?考虑收养达什吧ConsideradoptingDash.知道吗我和达什有很多共同点Youknow,meandDashhavealotincommon.我们都喜欢在沙滩上跑步Webothloverunningonthebea

3、ch,在雨天蜷缩在床上还喜欢追尾巴cuddlingonrainydays,andchasingtail.认真地吗维多利亚Really,Victoria?这是谭雅ThisisTanya.一只12岁的吉娃娃想要一个家A12-year-oldChihuahualookingforahome.嗯她看上去有点你能不能晃晃她Um,shelooksuh.maybegiveheralittlejiggle.她咬到我了把她弄出去Shegotme.Getheroutl我刚刚抓到他们跳跃归来Oh,Ijustbroughtthembackfromjumping.谟他们毒哪儿了Oh,wheredidtheygo?一定是

4、从窗户跳下去了Theymusthavejumpedoutthewindow.艾米丽这些牛蛙得换电池了Emily,Ithinkthefrogsneednewbatteries.你怎么还在拍Whyareyoustillfilming?1你需要我做什么Whatdoyouwantmetodo?1想养宠物吗来22分局吧Soifyouwantapet,comeondowntoPrecinct22热情的警官会接待你的andmeetwithoneofourfriendlyofficers.大家一起来摇尾巴1.etsgetsometailswagging!弗兰克你的台词Frank,youhavealine.哦要

5、是想让青蛙跳起来祝你他么好运Oh,uh,andifyouwantafrogthatjumps,goodluck.台词不是这样的Ok,thatwasnttheline.我们可以哗掉Wecanbeepthat.对后期河以哗掉Yeah,wecanbeepit哦太好了Oh,scorel怎么啦？What?我在给弗兰克的猫找治虱子的药IwaslookingforFrankstickmedicationforhiscat我好像挖到宝了andIthinkIhitthemotherlode.瞧瞧这些70年代的好东西1.ookatallthisstufftheyhadbackinthe70s.印着动物管控局的Zi

6、ppo打火机AnimalControlZippolighters.不会吧No.翻盖太阳镜Flipupsunglasses.还有哦看看这个Oh,hello.1.ookatthis!我戴正合适Anditfits!很好看啊你试试Ok,thatsgood.Youtryit.看起来不错是吗Itlooksgood.Yeah?我觉得很搭配是哈Ithinkitgoes.Ok.是的Yeah.还有这个古老的对讲机1.ookatthisanancientwalkie-talkie.施莱德泰勒警官请你速回分局OfficerShredTaylormgonnaneedyoubackattheprecinct来一段飞身救火

7、todothehustle.现在马上Rightnow.Immediately.收到Copythat.老板让我“飞身救火我第一个跳上去Uh,whenthebosssays,hustle,Ialwaysboogieover.等等你会跳飞身救火那段吧Wait,youcandothehustlethough,right?我不确定自己可以哦你可以的IdontknowthatIcan.No,youcandoit.就这样Itslike.是这样吗Isthathowitgoes?咚咚Knockknock.嘿我们正在飞身救火Hey,weweredoingthehustle.大家都聚在办公室Everyonesint

8、hebullpen,维多利亚正准备查她的入籍考试成绩Victoriasgettingreadytogethercitizenshipexamresults.哦对没错Ohyeah.Yes.好了我要打开网站了Ok,mabouttocheckthewebsite.不行不打了我太紧张了Ooh,no,mnot.mtoonervous.我来打开我来lldoit.Illdoit.这是什么鬼东西Whatthehellsthis?提问错误Thatsthewrongquestion.你该问的是这帽子我哪里可以搞到“WhatyoushouldbeaskingiswherecanIgetone?1971年的经典动物管

9、制帽Authentic1971AnimalControlhat.有趣那时候的帕子都这么小吗Thatsinteresting.Andwereallhatstoosmallbackthen?天啊能让我我要查成绩了Ohmygod,can1just.mgonnalook.感谢您参加美国入籍考试hankyoufortakingtheUSnaturalizationtest,巴拉巴拉巴拉blah,blah,blah,blah,blah.点此链接以杳看您的结果Clickthislinktoaccessyourresults.祝贺你Congratulations!-各位屏幕卡住了Guys,thescreeni

10、sfrozen.哦太激动了没收住Oh,Thatsprematuredischarge.你老婆就是这么怀上第四个孩子的对吧Andthatshowyouhadyourfourthkid,amIright?来击个掌Putitrightthere.恭喜Congratulations!不整个网站好像都崩了No,Ithinkthewholesitehascrashed.这个国家就是个草台班子Thisstupidcountry!我知道你现在情绪极度高涨1knowthestakesfeelcrazyhighrightnow但是深呼吸butjustbreathe.你要么会通过要么被驱逐出境Youknow,you

11、eitherpassoryouget,uh,deported.好吧我现在都有压力了Ok,thestressishittingmenow,too.我要是没考过怎么办WhatifIfailed?我相信你很快会有好消息的msureyoullgetsomegoodnewssoon.Right?女士Maam.够不不不Oh,oh,oh,oh,no,no,no.这个等学年结束时再还给你Alright,youllgetthisbackattheendoftheschoolyear.艾米丽我能和你谈谈吗Emily,eanItalktoyou?我知道你把我东西♥藏♥哪儿的弗兰克Ok,I

12、knowwhereyouhidemystuff,Frank!老鹰正式降落Theeaglehaslanded.在哪里我来通知调度中心的Where?llletdispatchknow.不那个狐猴No,thethelemur.记得我在那天晚会上跟卢卡斯敲定的RemembertheanimalbuyIsetupatthegala那笔动物交易吗就是今晚了在码头with1.ucas,tonight,atthedocks.对在码头交易狐猴Yes,thelemuratthedocks.还好我穿了双时尚前卫的船鞋msogladthatIworemyfashionforwardboatshoes.是啊谢天谢地Ye

13、ah,thankgod.哦瑞克打来的Oh,itsRick.他去尼泊尔后我们每天都会互相问候WevebeencheckingineverydaysincehewenttoNepal.对对对你们千古流传的爰情故事Yes,yes.Yoursisalovestoryfortheages.但请你一定专注于这次调查Ijustneedyoutofocusonthisinvestigation.因为这次真的有了眉目Itsreallycomingtogether.瑞克你好你的声音疗愈如何了Rick,hi.Howwasyoursoundbath?我的耳朵都快震掉了Thevibrationsrattledmyear

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15、audiencewiththe1.lama.确认一下你说的是Justtoconfirm,thatsuh-宗教领袖不是动物对吧Areligiousleader,notananimal.不是动物对吧Notananimal,right是承包商格雷格发的短♥信♥吗DidyoujustgetatextfromcontractorGreg?房♥子完工了Houseisdonel严格来说还没有Nottechnically.我要求他们留一块插座板没拧Irequestedtheyleaveoneoutletplateunscrewed这样我们就可以安排个仪式一起拧了sot

16、hatwecoulddothehonorstogetheras.是啊Yeah.他留螺丝刀了吗Didheleaveascrewdriver?我路上再联♥系♥他好嗡llcallhimontheway.Yeah.作为刚做完手术的狗狗你挺精神嘛Youseemprettygoodforjustgettingoutofsurgery.都能操作重型机械了Youcanoperateheavymachinery.老兄能操作复印机公Howaboutthiscopier,buddy?弗兰克你有孩子了Frank,youhadakid?哦哇Oh,wow.他这嘴里跟你一个味儿啊Hesmells

17、justlikeyou.鲁道夫刚拔了几颗牙Rudolphjusthadsometeethremoved以便保持腔健康不像你tomakehisbreathbetter,notlikeyours.你在这里做什么想领养宠物吗What,reyoudoinghere?Youlookingtoadopt?不一个线人告诉我No.Alittlebirdinformanttoldme你要做一次卧底突击thatyouaredoinganundercoverbust.是我告诉你的笨蛋Itoldyou,dumbass.总之这次你需要我的帮助Irregardless,you,regonnawantmeonthisone

18、.我之前向你求助你还笑我Iaskedyouforyourhelp,youmockedme,现在我马上要大灌篮大跳禁区庆祝舞了andnowthatmabouttospiketheball你突然想加入了不anddoanelaborateendzonedanceyouwantin?Nah.嘿别走你是我弟啊Hey.Hey.Hey!Youremybrother.我不想看到你受伤1dontwannaseeyougethurt.我七岁时你就把我吊在桥上YoudangledmeoffabridgewhenIwasseven.那叫沉浸式疗法Thatscalledimmersiontherapy.好让你克服恐高症

19、It,ssoyouwouldnthaveafearofheights.我因此而恐高了mterrifiedofheights.弗兰克你不是警♥察♥你们没有后援Frank,yourenotacop,youdonthaveback-up.你就是个奶♥子♥上挂着小猎犬的伤心帅哥Youreasadprettyboywithabeaglehangingoffyourteats.仅此而已Thatsit.可我的奶♥子♥可以卧推300磅嗡Yeah,well,theseteatscanbenchpress300pounds.嘿好吧

20、小猎犬袭击Hey,youknowwhat?Beaglecheck.蛋蛋袭击Nutcheck!搞到你了Gotcha.翻修终于完工了Andthere-modelisdone.很荣幸跟你一起拧螺丝房♥友Itwasapleasurescrewingwithyou,housebrother.我也很荣幸跟你一起拧螺丝看看我们的成果Pleasurescrewingwithyou.1.ookwhatwedid.多好啊Yeah.-Mmhmm?虽然被生活和分区法拿捏得很惨Youknow,lifeandzoninglawsthrewalotatus,而且没错远超预算一倍andsure,itwastwi

21、ceasexpensiveasweexpected但我觉得我们成功了butIthinkwecrushedit我们应该办个派对Weshouldthrowaparty.我第一感觉是不要Myfirstinstinctisno.上一次完全是灾难Youknow,thelastonewaskindofatotalbust但这次我们有能用的洗手间了Wegotworkingtoiletsnow.还有一位贵宾维多利亚Also,wehaveaguestofhonor,Victoria.她值得一场庆祝Mypartnerdeservesarager.她值得但严格来说她还没通过测试Shedoes,butshehasnt

22、technicallypassedthetestyet.我爸是她的指导教师Mydadsbeencoachingher.那种不想让他失望的害怕Thefearofdisappointmentinthatman,会让她所向披靡的itsgonnadrivehertodoimpossiblethings.我们搞个惊喜派对怎么样Whatifwemadeitasurpriseparty?那样的话要是没人来Thatway,ifnobodyshowsup也可以随时取消派对不必打扰她wecansortacancelitwithoutherknowing.你给我积极一点给我点正能量Ineedyoutobeposit

23、ive.Ineedyoutomanifestthis.正能量Manifest.Mmmhmm.好的行咱们办Ok,yeah.1.etsdoit.而且是大大方方的办Nosurprise.但被你这么一说Nowyoureinmyhead.我觉得咱们可以伪装一下IthinkWeneedtocoverourselves.好的那就办惊喜派对知道我会怎么做吗Ok.Surprise.Youknowwhatlldo?我会邀请在高尔夫球场认识的那个女孩llinvitemygolfcoursegirl.你找到她了Youfoundher?我还没找到No,Ididntfindheryet,但她是唯一一个能让我忘记艾米丽的人

24、butastheonlyonewhostakenmymindoffEmily我一定会找到她的而且我快了mdetermined,soIamgettingclose.我查到了她工作的地方Ifoundoutwheresheworks,IE在等他们回我电♥话♥mjustwaitingonthemtoreturnmycalls.我们这样的人光靠等别人回电♥话♥Youthinkguyslikeusachievesomethinglikethis怎么能成功waitingforsomeonetoreturnourcall?格雷格谢谢你回我电&hearts

25、;话♥听着Hey,Greg,thanksforreturningmycall.1.isten.他就是我们要找的人开始了Theresourman.Herewego.我忘了我的假名了我那个意大利假名是啥Uh,Iforgotmyfakename.WhatsmyfakeItalianname?是马蒂吗米奇吗是什么IsitMarty?Mickey?Whatisit?是玛丽亚你别慌ItsMaria.Dontpanic.还有最好别说话And-andmaybedonttalk.好的Ok.等等这人不是卢卡斯Oh,thatsnot1.ucas.什么我们要中止吗要逃跑吗What?Shouldweabo

26、rt?Shouldwerun?我这船鞋也许还能跑两步Icouldprobablymakearunforitinmyboatshoes.不他看见我们了照常交易好的No,heseesus.We,redoingit.-Ok.哦晚上好Oh,goodevening.我们好像还没有幸认识过Idontbelievewe,vehadthepleasure.卢卡斯先生向你道歉他在别处还有事Mr.1.ucassendshisregrets.Hehasbusinesselsewhere.哦真失望Oh,how.disappointing.我的意大利女伴说得对MyItalianattacheiscorrect.我们之前

27、的约定不是这样Unfortunately,thisisnotthearrangementuponwhichweagreed.好吧将就一下吧Well,itiswhatitis.嗯拜拜Uh.ciao.波丁这不是怎久说来着狐猴Uh,Beaudine,thisisnotum.howdoyousay.thelemur?这是一只什么来着一只猫Thisisa.howdoyousay.acat.什么等等讲真么你拿了只猫来What?Wait,seriously?Thisisacat?对对Si.Si.Themeow,meow.总是被旺旺追着跑的那种Alwaysbeingchasedbyuhthebowwow.这是

28、猫啊It,sacat.你要买♥♥狐猴么那可是非法的Youwerelookingforalemur?Becausetheyreillegal.干那种生意的人WhoeverwouldbeinthatkindOfbusiness都是危险分子aredangerouspeople.是我就会很小心的dbecareful.等等这不止是一只猫Wait,thisisnotjustacat.这是我的猫胡须博士Thisismycat,DocWhiskers.也就是说他们闯进了我的公♥寓♥Whichmeanstheymusthavebrokenintomyapa

29、rtment.妈妈咪呀Mamamia.莱昂纳多迪卡普里奥1.eonardoDiCaprio.你认真的吗Areyouserious?不我吓坏了我只会Idontknow,mfreakingoutandmjustsaying不断往外蹦所剩无几的意大利词汇whatevercomestomymindthatsItalian.保护好我家宝儿Protectmyboy.安全Clear!安全Clear!安全Clear.好吧你到底在安全个什么劲儿Ok,whatareweclearing?我们不是该报♥警♥吗或给你哥打电♥话♥Shouldntwejustcal

30、lthecops,orlikeyourbrother?我不会报♥警♥的这是我的地盘No,mnotgonnacallthecops,itsmyplace.我能搞定Icanhandleit.天啊Ohmygod!怎么了What?他们开了瓶07年的Theyopenedthe2007.这是个美妙的年份深色水果皮革的风味0h,thisisabeautifulvintage,darkfruits,leather.他们都没搭配硬奶酪andtheydidntevenpairitwithahardcheese.我从没来过你公♥寓♥Ihaventbeentoy

31、ourapartmentbefore但这个吧跟我想象中有点不一样andthisisnotwhatIpictured.嗯我有很多面的Well,Icontainmultitudes.等等这是自动喂猫器吗Wait,isthatarobotcatfeeder?你在这只动物身上花了多少钱啊Howmuchmoneyhaveyouspentonthisanimal?这项投资很不错的It,sactuallyagreatinvestment.我装了摄像头能记录下他的一举一动Itsgotacameraanditrecordseverythinghedoes,他这个年纪正是有趣的时候三岁andthisissucha

32、funage.Hesthree-等等有摄像头啊Wait,it,sgotacamera!我来找找有什么不寻常怪异Ok,mlookingforanythingunusual,untoward,奇怪的行为outoftheordinary.比如说偷猫公Stealingyourcat?是的对Yeah.-Right.等等等等这是什么Oh,wait,wait,wait,what,sthat?你把碗里的东西都吃光了Youateeverythinginthebowl.还帮我打扫干净了非常感谢Yourecleaningitforme.Thankyousomuch.日期错了Wrongday.你去哪儿了嗯嗯Where

33、didyougo?-Mmhmm.等等这是什么Oh,whataboutthat?从那套拉着的帽檐儿下面.Frombeneathhisslouchedhat,亚哈一滴眼泪落在了海里,Ahabdroppedatearintothesea.你在给他读白鲸记吗AreyoureadinghimMobyDick?对他超喜欢的他喜欢鱼Yeah,heloves-helovesfish.这就是一个高中橄榄球员Sothisiswhathappens长大后的生活whenahighschoolfootballplayergrowsup.看看这些红洒Checkoutallthisvino.他们破坏了我的赤霞珠Theres

34、theassaultonmycabernet对我而言果味太浓Itsalittlejammyformytaste.对因为你没醒酒Yeah,thatsbecauseyoudidntletitbreathe,你这个土包子小偷youthievingrube!没事淡定Itsokay.Itsokay.老板刚发短♥信♥TThebossjusttexted.Feeding明天货就会到码头Itscomingintomorrowatthedocks.Feeding从坦桑尼亚直运过来的FlightfromTanzania.还以为明天能放个假呢我们走吧Ithoughtwehadtomorr

35、owoff.1.etsjustgo.把那只丑猫带上Grabtheuglycat.-他们说错了你是我最漂亮的小宝贝Thatisnottrue.Youremyprettiestboy.我不想在这个时候打断你们Ihatetobreakupthismoment但他刚说明天从坦桑尼亚运过来butitscomingintomorrowfromTanzania.应该动物对吧Thatsananimal,right?是的我堂兄比利是一名空军Yeah.MycousinBillyisanairmarshal.我们关系有点僵但他是家人Wehavehistorybuthesfamily他应该能帮我们弄到航&hearts

36、;班♥信息soIthinkhecangetustheflightinfo.你们家的人都这么爰制♥服♥吗Whatisitwithyourfamilyanduniforms?就是喜欢穿上它的感觉么Youjustlovetobeinthem?我们喜欢肩章我对这玩意儿上瘾Weloveepaulets.Icantstopstaringatthese.有消息吗网站还没修好么Anyword?Websitestilldown?是啊压力好大Yeah,sofrigginstressful.你要是想放松一下不如今晚来房♥子玩吧Ifyouneedabreakwh

37、ydon,tyoucomebythehousetonight?我们带你参观一F装♥修♥终于完工We,llgiveyoualittletour,remodesfinallydone.我可不要什么惊喜派对Idontwantasurpriseparty.想到哪儿去了Thatsaleap.思维好跳跃Thatssuchaleap.什么What?What?你们偏偏在我拿到身份结果的晚上Youjustwanttogivemeafriendlytour想带我参观Fofyourcrappyhouse那个破房♥子么onthenightthatIgetmycitizensh

38、ipresults?行吧想知道真正的原因吗Ok,fine.Youwanttherealreason?我们想问问你Wewantedtoaskyouropinion对家具调色板的意见onacolorpaletteforourfurniture因为我们请不起室内设计师becausewecantaffordaninteriordesigner.你知道还要处理黑客什么的Youknow,withtheblackmoldandeverything.还有地基的问题Yeah,andthefoundationissues.是啊房♥体倾斜我们竟然没发现Yeah.Thehousetilts.Weshou

39、ldhavecaughtthat.我们没钱了Wereoutofmoney.是的Right.拜托你会来参观吗Please.Willyoucometakeatour.好的正好分散下我的注意力Ok.Mightbenicetotakemymindoffthings.谢谢你Thankyou.救场了Goodsave.是的说谎的关键Yeah.Thekeytolying?就是一点点自私加上无能1.ittlebitofselfishnesscoupledwithincompetence.那架水上飞机谢谢你比利堂哥Theresourseaplane.Thankyou,cousinBilly.我玩得好开心m,lik

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