Clarkson's Farm《克拉克森的农场（2021）》第三季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、克拉克森的农场第十九集零工现在沿着顶部放灯带会自己呈现波浪状Goalongthetopnow.Thisonewillprobablygobackonitself-准备好了吗？-你不需要扔我够得到Ready?-Youdontneedtothrowit,mhere.-是的不过我得晃一晃灯带-我其实挺高的-Yeah,Ihavetoswingit.-Yeah,Iknowthis,butmtall.今天是个大日子Thisisabigday,this.-有多少辆拖拉机？-一百辆拖拉机Howmanytractors?-Ahundredtractors.一百辆拖拉机？Ahundredtractors?-Ahu

2、ndredtractors,allforcharity.一百辆拖拉机慈善游♥行♥是要放到天窗下面还是Doyougounderthesunroof；or?不不用通过那里No,notthroughthere.大家都听到了吧？Everyoneheardthat,didntthey?大家都听到卡莱布库珀的圣诞欢呼了吗？DideveryonehearthatChristmasgoodcheerfromKalebCooper?我需要扎带Ineedacabletie.我一直搞不清楚扎带是怎么用的幸好我平时也用不着veneverknownhowtheywork.dbeauseles

3、spoliceman.-好了-这就行了？-Thereyougo.-That,sit?行了Thatsit.我会用了-1couldbeapoliceman.-Sayit.说吧完整地说出来“你完成了任务”我完成了任务-Saythething.-1didathing?JIwishyouahopefulChristmasJJIwishyouabravenewyearJJAllanguish,painandsadnessJJ1.eaveyourheartAndletyourroadbeclearJJTheysaidtheredbesnowatChristmasJJTheysaidtherellbepeac

4、eonearthJ*JHallelujah,NoelbeitheavenorhellJ4JTheChristmaswegetwedeserveJ一年一度的圣诞拖拉机游♥行♥宣告圣诞庆祝活动拉开了帷幕TheannualChristmastractorrunheraldedthestartoftheYuletidefestivities.当每个人都穿着时髦的新毛衣Andaseveryonesettleddown在节礼日当天坐在电视机前时infrontoftheBoxingDaytellyintheirsnazzynewjumpers,我却没有Ididnt通常情况下我会考

5、虑今晚去参加哪场派对Normallydbethinkingabout:WhichpartyshallIgotothisevening?明天午餐去哪里吃And:WhereshallIgotomorrowlunchtime?而我现在却一直在想Allmdoingnowisthinking:Havethepigsgotwater?“猪猪们有水吗？奶牛们有干草吗?”Havethecowsgothay?早上好猪猪们在等吃的吗？Morningpigs.Readyforsomefood?嘿狗狗Bigdogs.好了你们下车吧下来Comeon.Outyougo.Outyougo.饿了吗？Feelingpeckis

6、h?准备站稳跨过去！Ready,steady,andovershegoes.嘿退后走吧0i!Moveup.Comeon.过来点儿Giveyouabithere.好了Therewego.然后.Andthen.狗狗!出去！Doggetout!珊莎!过来Sansa,heel,heel.你怎么进来的？Howhaveyougotinhere?它们怎么进来的？Howdidtheygetin?现在是圣诞节It,sChristmastime.来吧小猪猪Comeonweaners.快来小猪猪过来！Comeonweaners.Comeon.该吃饭r艾莉亚!珊莎!过来Foodtime.Arya,Sansa,heel

7、,heel!出来狗狗Comeout,dogs.很好Excellent.好了Nowthen.过来Comeon.干得好过来Welldone.Comeon.我想知道它们俩为什么能跳进来Iwanttoknowhowtheycanbothdothat,buttheywontjumpintotheRangeRover.却不肯跳进路虎揽胜的后备箱来吧珊莎进去ComeonSansa,in.珊莎进去SanSa,getin.进In.快来Comeon.进去Getin.珊莎进Sansa,in.你真蠢Youaresuchaclown.然而尽管圣诞节非常忙碌However,whileChristmaswasbusy,我还

8、是在新年时离开了一周时间1didmanagetogetawayforaweekinthenewyear.你们好猪猪们Hello,piggies.我回来时AndwhenIreturned,养猪人卡莱布带来了一些令人惊讶的消息pig-sitterKalebhadsomesurprisingnews.假期过得怎么样？很棒Howwasholiday?-Brilliant.猪猪们怎么样？Howhavethepigsbeen?在你不在的时候照顾猪Yeah.Itsbeenaninterestingexperience真是一段有趣的经历lookingafterthemwhileyouvebeenaway.怎么

9、说？What?-We,vegotfivepiglets!我们有了五只小猪崽-什么？-我们有了五只小猪崽What?-Wevegotfivelittlepiglets!小猪崽？是的小猪崽五只-Piglets?-Yeah,piglets,five.都很健康Alldoingreallywell.-这怎么可能？-我不知道Howsthathappened?-1dontknow.它们一个月前.Theyonlygotmated.-你才交♥配♥Didthey?Well,you-Amonthago.-所以我买♥♥它时它已经怀崽了-是的-Soshewaspre

10、gnantwhenIboughther.-Yeah.他们却把它当没怀孕的猪卖♥♥了Theyweresoldasempty.那你可算是捡了大便宜Well,youvehadadealandahalfthen因为在你不知情的情况下你有了五只小猪cosyouvegotfivelittlepigletsthatyoudidntknowabout.你好Hello.你看！Oh,look!它们好可爱Oh,theyreadorable!它们很可爱对吧？Theyrecute,arentthey?干得好猪妈妈Welldone,mum!看看你Oh,lookatyou!1.ookatyou!

11、看啊Oh,look.你看1.ook.Aw.它们比羊好对吧？是的Theyrebetterthansheep.-Yes.是啊Yes.你妈妈真的一点都不在乎对吧？看看它Yourmothersreallynotbothered,isshe?1.ookat.你好啊Helloyou.它们的耳朵是竖起来的Astheyhadstickyupears,因此显而易见它们的父亲并非纯种牛津桑迪黑猪itwasquicklyobviousthefatherhadntbeenapedigreeSandyandBlack.但不管是谁它都生出了非常棒的后代Butwhoeverhewas,hedproducedsomevery

12、brilliantoffspring.它们还会再住一个Theyllbeinthereforanother.我们要让它们搬到另一个地方对吧？Wellmovethemintotheotherplace,wontwe?Yeah.我确实想带它们离开这块地Idowanttogetthemoutofthisfield,因为对它们来说这里太荒凉了becauseitsbleakforthemuphere.看看真正的小家伙它真的很小Oh,lookatthereallysmallone.Sheisproperlylittle.你抱住它了吗？Yougothim?-看看这只迷你猪1.ookatthemicropig.

13、这就像是暖Hesniceandwarm.任何物种都有小不点-There,salwaysarunt.-Oh,butshesjust.但它就.看看它的小鼻子1.ookatthelittlenose.你们像骄傲的父母Itsliketheproudparents.Smiling.-笑一个-骄傲的父母Proudparents!骄傲的父母Proudparents!遗憾的是快乐的时光总是很短暂Sadly,thishappymomentwasshort-lived,因为第二天小不点就失踪了becausethenextday,littleruntpiggywentmissing.如果你们不想知道到底发生了什么A

14、ndifyoudontwanttoknowwhathappened,那立刻捂住耳朵putyourfingersinyourearsnow.我只是觉得很不可思议猪连洋葱都不吃Ijustfinditincrediblethatapigwonteatanonion,-但它竟然会吃掉自己的孩子就是啊-butitwilleatitsownchild.-1know.Iknow.它们唯一不吃的是牙齿Theonlythingtheydonteatisteeth,-但它们不吃牙齿-那儿没看到有牙齿-buttheywonthavehadteeth.-Theresnoteethinthere.只剩下了一只耳朵-Th

15、eresjustthebitofanear.-就只有耳朵因此我才知道它被吃了Thatsalltherewas.ThatshowIknowitwaseaten.我一开始以为它被红莺或秃鹰什么的叼走了Myfirstthoughtwasit,sbeentakenbyaRedKite,aBuzzardorsomething,但那些动物没法进入猪窝buttheresnowayitcouldhavegotintothepigloo.它本来身体就不好太难过了Itwaspoorlyanyway.Thatsverysad.我只希望它在被猪妈妈吃掉前就死了Ijusthopeitwasdeadbeforesheat

16、eit.别说了Stop.但现在我们必须暂时搁置猪吃猪的事Fornow,though,we,dhavetoputthepigcannibalismtooneside,因为卜莱布没说错一场小猪崽海啸即将袭来becauseifKalebwasright,andapiglettsunamiwasonitsway,我们必须快速地在树林里给它们建新家wedhavetogettheirnewhomebuiltinthewoodssharpish.我们要在这里建围栏Weregonnahavethisfencehere.Itsgonnahave要在那里、那里还有那儿装上门agatethere,gatethere

17、,gatethere,thats80metres.-80米-对Yeah.这扇门可以通往那里和那里而这扇门则通往那边和那边So,thisonegateaccessesthatandthat.Thatonedoesthatandthat.沿着这里修建一道新围栏然后往上延伸这很容易吧？Putanewfencealongthereandup,whichiseasilydone,yes?是的所以我得测量80米等等Yeah,sowellmeasure80metres,hangon.很完美吧？Thatsperfect,isntit?杰拉德可以帮忙看着它们AndGeraldcankeepaneyeonthem

18、.-杰拉德你可爱的林地景色-好一阵西南风呀-Gerald,yourlovelywoodlandview.-Nicesouth-westerlyblowing.因为杰拉德只杰拉德的房♥子离那边不远BecauseGerald,shouseisnotveryfarawaythroughthere.他会听到猪叫Hesgoingtohavesomepighonks.祝福他吧对了说起杰拉德Ohblesshim.Heyactually,talkingofGerald.-他做了手术不是吗？是的他做了手术就在三天前-Hehadhisop,didnthe?-Yeah,hehadhisopthreed

19、aysago.-我给他打过电♥话♥了-你跟他聊过？-YeaIrang.-Youtalkedtohim?对我两天前跟他聊过我要给他带点猪肉Yes.Ispoketohimtwodaysago.-mgoingtotakehimsomepork.-Ohgood.他想要五花肉很好Hewantssomebellypork,sohemustbefeelingalittlebetter.他肯定感觉好些了-显然-他现在似乎更高兴了-Andapparently.-Heseemshappiernowactuallyaswell.不据说他正在逐渐康复Yeah,thewordishesont

20、hemend.我们就喜欢听这话Thatswhatweliketohear.有几堵墙倒了所以他得回来处理Theresafewwallsfelldown,soweneedhimtobebackatit.不我们确实希望他回来Iknow,wedowanthimback.计划达成一致后我们必须开始修剪头顶上方的树枝Withtheplansagreed,wehadtostartbytrimmingtheoverheadbranches这样它们就不会妨碍我们了sotheywouldntgetinourway.然后因为这是一档电视节目那意味着有诸多健康和安全措施AndbecausethisisaTVshow,

21、thatmeantplentyoffussfromHealthandSafety.好吧天啊你动作太粗暴了Allright,Jesus,gothimmanhandlingme.然后确保你无法逃脱Andthentomakesureyoucantescape.我做不到把它拿掉Icantdothis.Takeitoff.-什么？-我没法戴着这玩意What?-1canthaveiton.你必须戴着因为我们在拍摄Youcantnothaveitonbecausewe,rebeingfilmed.准备好了吗?看起来不错Areweready?1.ookinggood.你能行吗丽莎？Canyoumanage,1

22、.isa?-Yeah.可以我觉得我们弄好了1thinkweredone.弄好了Weredone.好了公主殿下Thereyougo,princess.Hey.糟了你没事吧？Shit!Youallright?没事我会救你出去等一下Itsokay,llgetyouout.-该死你忘了自己被拴着吗？是啊-Youforgotyouweretethered.-Justcomebackalittlebit,K.回来一点-你的头受伤了吗？-回来一点Didyouhityourhead?-Justcomebackalittlebit.-我需要你再往下一点-我来吧Ineedyoudownalittlebitfurt

23、her.好了再回来一步-No,itsalright,lldoit.-Juststepupalittlebit.我们实话实说吧Soletsbebrutallyhonest是健康和安全设备伤了他TheHealthandSafetyequipmenthasinjuredhim.这里快出现淤青了Youvegotabruisecomingupalready.-我遇到过一样的情况记得吗？-好了Ididexactlythesamething,remember?-对你也遇到过-是啊-Yeah,youdidit-Yeah.我觉得我们必须WevegottogetridofallHealthandSafetyequ

24、ipmentoffthefarm.把农场上所有健康和安全设备都移走真是害人It,sreallyinjuringpeople.幸运的是卡莱布的头骨比他撞上的笼子还硬1.uckily,Kalebsskullwasthickerthanthecageithadhit,所以工作继续soworkcontinued.继续Keepgoing,keepgoing,keepgoing.再过来一点Comeuptomealittlebit.然而在修建新猪舍的过程中However,whilebuildingthenewpighouses,我想起了树林急需维护Iwasremindedthatthewoodswerein

25、urgentneedofsomemaintenance.而正如我在秋天时发现的那样主要的工作是Andthemainjob,asddiscoveredbackintheautumn,修缮一座迅速崩塌的堤坝wasrepairingarapidlycollapsingdam.这本来应该全部填满砂砾Thisissupposedtoallbefilledwithgravel.但砂砾全都被冲走了Andthegravelhasallbeenwashedaway.那里应该右五块铁轨枕木Thereshouldbefiverailwaysleepersthere,然后水应该进入管道然后从那里出来andthenth

26、ewatergoesintothepipeandcomesoutthere.如果我不修好堤坝下次再下雨的时候IfIdontmendthis,whentherainsstartagain,这一切都会被冲走池塘就会消失thiswillallbewashedaway,andthepondwillgo.生活在这里的鳍鱼或翠鸟还有住在这里的鸭子Therellbenowhereforthetroutorthekingfishersthatlivehere,都将无处可去theducksthatlivehere.我得把它修好vegottomendit.然而我现在很聪明地知道在充满老鼠和田鼠However,Iw

27、asnowwiseenoughtoknowthatbeforedoinganythinglikethis且树木茂盛的环境中做任何事之前inawoodedenvironmentfullofmiceandvoles,都需要咨♥询♥一下不不不先生本人的意见dneedtoconsultwithmister,NoNoNohimself.跟上-早上好汤姆早上好杰里米Morning,Tom.-Morning,Jeremy.-Howareyou?-你好吗？-我很好很高兴见到你-mallright.Goodtoseeyou.-Youaswell.我也是怎么Whater.Dogs,co

28、mehere.狗狗过来跟上Heel.我正在训练它们等等抱歉mtrainingthem.Hangon,sorry.我知道你有一些计划Well,1understandthatyouhavesomeplans想在这个小池塘周围跟上！-todosomeworksaround.-Heel.做一些工作-别Tom.thisratherfetchinglittleponddownhere.珊莎、艾莉亚跟上！Sansa,Arya,heel.你是打算来这里Areyouplanningtocomedownhere.我的计划是好吧我打算这么做Myplanis.Okay,hereswhatIwanttodo.我想好好开

29、♥发♥这里Ijustwanttobeabletogetalongherecosvegottobeabletomendthatdam.因为我必须修补堤坝-好的没错-如你所见堤坝好了-Okay.Allright.-Which,asyoucansee,isbroken.不出所料汤姆开始大量插红旗了Predictably,Tom,sredflagswerealreadyoutinforce.所以你之前有一些证据表明这里有小龙虾Soyouvegotsomepreviouskindofevidencehereofhavingsomecrayfish.-我觉得这里有很多-在这池塘

30、里Ithinktheresloadsinhere.它们是有害物种它们是有害物种没错Andtheyrethebadones.-它们会害死英国小龙虾-对-Theyarethebadones,yeah.-ThathavekilledallourEnglishones?它们是小龙虾界的灰松鼠-Theyrethegreysquirrelsofcrayfish.-Yeaheffectively.Yeah.的确没错对吧？-Isthatright?-Buttheyrenastier.16to18centimetres,likethebiggermales.-较大的雄性的话-换算成英制单位呢？-What,sth

31、atinEnglish?-Er.六英寸-它们能长到这么大Sixinches?-Basicallyaboutthisbig.像龙虾一样What,theyrelikelobsters?-Yeah,yeah,yeah.对你会首先看到有攻击性的雄性Youregoingtoseetheaggressivemalesfirst.-有多大的攻击性？-超级大它们会吃掉小的-Howaggressivearethey?-Theyeattheirownyoung.好吧最近发现很多物种都吃幼子Yeah,lotofthatgoingonatthemoment.因为我听说这里有小龙虾Becausevebeentoldth

32、erearecrayfishinhere,我本来想抓住它们然后在商店出♥售♥andIwasgoingtocatchthemandthensellthemintheshop.你不能这么做Yeah,youcantdothat,yeah.会被判刑吗？Prisonsentences?是的这种行为会被判入狱Yeah,there,sprisonsentencestothat,andafine.-还得缴纳罚款好吧好像是2500英镑-Yeah.-1thinkitsabout2,500.两千对2,000?SoifIweretocatchoneofthesecrayfish如果我抓住一

33、只小龙虾-那我就要被罚2500英镑-没错-then1couldbefined2,500.-Yeah.-也可能被判入狱-有可能入狱Potentiallyaprisontermaswell.Andpossibleprison.还有一个问题Anotherproblemyouhave我可以看到一些堤坝被侵蚀的迹象isIcanseesomeevidencethatsomeofthebankshaveeroded.-那是最大的问题-它们在吃堤坝！Thatsthebiggestkindofissue.-Ooh.Aretheyeatingthebanks?-Yeah.对随着这些小龙虾深入堤坝Withthese

34、crayfishburrowingintothesebanks,因为它们可以挖到水下约两米深的地方对吧？costheycanburrowabout2metresatwaterlevelbackin,right?-对-那儿可能有-组相当复杂的洞穴Andthenitcanbequiteacomplexsetofburrowsthattheyvegot.如果你要带机器过来嗯Ifyouregoingtobringmachinerydown,你得非常小心地靠近这些堤坝youneedtobereallycarefulhowcloseyougettosomeofthesebanks,为什么?以防万一我压扁入

35、侵的小龙虾？-becausetheymightjustgiveway.-IncaseIsquashaninvasivecrayfish?你可能会让机械掉进湖里Nocosyoumightendupwithyourmachineryinthelake,dbehighlycautiousaboutdoinganythingaroundthesebanks.你建议我怎么完成这项工作呢？HowwouldyourecommendIdidthiswork?我更倾向于Mypreferencewouldbethatalotofthiswouldbemoremanual人工完成修缮工作而不采用重型机械thanhe

36、avymachinery.不这么做最安全-Thatsthesafestwayofdoingit.-Allright.听取了汤姆不使用重型机械的建议后WithTom,sadviceaboutnotusingheavymachinerytakenonboard,我开始工作了Isettowork.好的Ahooya.让我给你们讲讲1.etmetalkyouthroughit.这是意大利制♥造♥的低重心Italianmade,lowcentreofgravity.最高时速达每小时四公里Topspeed:4km/h.比蜗牛快两倍呢Thatstwiceasfastasasnail

37、.虽然速度不是它的特长Speed,though,wasnotitspartytrick.不无线电遥控割草机器人瓦利最擅长的是No,whatWallytheradio-controlledrobo-mulcherdoesbest清除其路径上的一切isclearawayabsolutelyeverythinginitspath.天啊！HolyMoly!这玩意也太给力了Whatmannerofthingisthis?好家伙Bloodyhellfire!这是世界的毁灭者Thisisadestroyerofworlds.要是当初有这机器高速铁路二号♥TheycouldhavehadHS2b

38、uiltinabout20minutes应该20分钟就建好了iftheydhadoneofthese.Forward!我甚至看不清它在里面干什么Icantevenseewhatitsdoinginthere.这是一个全新的游戏It,sawholenewgame,thisis.当你看不到它去哪儿的时候Whenyoucan,tseewhereit,sgone,youjustonlyusesound你只需要靠声音来听它在做什么tohearwhatitsdoing.哎呀！Ohshittinghell!该死Fuck!我破坏了仅存的一点堤坝Sovebrokentheonebitofdamthatremai

39、ned.该死Shit!然而尽管我对那里造成了可怕的伤害我However,despitetheterribledamagevecausedoverthere,Ihave0w!戳到我眼睛了Blindedmyself.但除了眼睛被戳了一下和堤坝受损外Butapartfromthelightblindingandthedamageddam,经过两三年的努力后我终于再次打通了这座堤坝Ihavefinally,aftertwoorthreeyears,openedupthisdamagain,这样我们就可以进行修缮了sowecaneffectarepair.随后卡莱布跟我一起开始修缮工作Kalebthen

40、joinedmetogettheballrolling.起初一切顺利And,tobeginwith,everythingwentswimmingly.好耶Yes!我们挖掘了下层土Wedugthroughthesubsoil挖出了农场里似乎取之不尽的防水黏土togettothefarmsseeminglylimitlesssupplyofwaterproofclay.湿漉漉的黏土Juicyclay.来吧.我们会用它来建造堤坝Whichwedusetocreatethedam.继续继续放Goon,keepgoing.然后我们将旧管道取了出来.Wethentooktheoldpipeout.停！St

41、op!多亏了重力轻松运输Gravity,easytransportation.并将新管道安装到位Andmanoeuvredthenewpipeintoplace.继续朝那边Keepgoingthatway.-你看看!-刚刚好Yeah!1.ookatthat!-Thatsbangon.但从那一刻起争论开始了Butfromthatmomenton,thearguingstarted,因为当谈及修建堤坝时我们俩都是行家becausewhenitcametodambuilding,webothknewbest.看看管道放在凹槽的方式Youseehowitssatinthechannel.We,veju

42、stgottofillclayinthere.现在我们只需要往里面填充一些黏土就行对吧？不行你必须把管道抬起来No,youregoingtohavetoliftthisup,而且不是只抬一点点这需要精确的测量butitisntjustalittlebitItsaprecisemeasurement.我们只需用黏土把它稍微抬高一点Youvegottoliftthisupwiththeclay.Wecandothatbyhand,though.但我们可以手动完成-不行对但你说一点但-我们可以手动完成不是一点我的意思是要抬这么高mtalkingaboutthatmuchhigher.不用那么多需要-

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