Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第二季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、前情回顾Previouslyon.我的父亲一直以来就在镇的那边Allthistime,myfatherhasbeenrightacrosstown开着一家饲料店？runningthefeedstore?苏姗找到了她的生父Susanfoundherrealfather.艾德会做最后的决定Edwantstomakethefinaldecision.艾德.夫罗拉这是勒奈特.斯加沃Edferrara,1.ynetteScavo.勒奈特见到了她的新上司1.ynettemethernewboss.我已经吸取了教训当我离开监狱后velearnedmylesson,andwhenIgetouttahere,一

2、切都会重新开始everythingsgonnabedifferent.卡洛斯保证要改过自新Carlospromisedtochangehisoldways.顾范医生对我们的关系发表了一些看法Dr.Goldfinehasconcernsaboutusbeingtogether,我开始觉得他是对的andmstartingtothinkhe,sright.布里发现了乔治的真面目WhileBreediscoveredGeorgestruecolors.乔治我不想戴George,Idontwantto!我们订婚了你必须戴Weareengaged!Youhavetowearit!我不这么认为了Idontt

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4、ble.但这一晚完美的主人Butonthisnight,theperfecthostess将会发现wasabouttofindherseIE.嘘Shh.哪里来的音乐？Wheresthatmusiccomingfrom?自己处于尴尬的境地Inaveryimperfectpredicament.我不清楚Uh,mnotsure.宝贝请不要放弃JDon,tgiveuponus,babyJ4我们依旧有意义JWerestillworthJ再试一次JOnemoretryJ抱歉失陪一下Um,ifyoullexcusemeforjustoneminute.我知道我们仅剩的JIknowweputourlaston

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6、otknockitoffIamgonnacallthepolice.去吧Allright,goahead.我昨晚魂不守舍JIreallylostmyheadlastnightJ报♥警♥吧就算他们赶我走Callthepolice.Iftheydragmeaway,我还是会回来mjustgonnacomerightbackhere.我要你听完我的歌♥来吧Iwantyoutohearthewholemedley.Comeon!为什么不坐下呢Whydontyoualltakeyourseats?甜点马上来Uh,dessertisabouttobeserved.

7、昨晚我彻夜不眠JIreallylostmyheadlastnightJ你勇往直前JYouvegotarightJ你应该JTo.?是啊布里知道怎么对待客人Yes,Breeknewhowtotakecareofherguests,特别是那些不速之客especiallythosewhowerentinvited.好人戴白色帼子Goodguyswearwhitehats,坏人戴黑色andbadguyswearblack.这是孩子们Thisishowchildren如何区分好和坏distinguishbetweengoodandevil.喔Ohhl很快他们会知道Buttheysoonlearnthatb

8、adguys坏人看上去并不坏dontalwayslooksobad.有时候坏人看上去很友好Infact,sometimestheyevenseemdownrightfriendly.直到更了解才会发现真♥相♥Thatis,untilyougettoknowthemalittlebitbetter.嗨见到你真高兴Hey,fancyseeingyouhere.我在骑车Iwasjustoutforalittleride.别骗人了乔治Dontlietome,George.你已经在这里转悠了一个小时Youvebeenridingupanddownthisstreetforth

9、elasthour.我不想这么做的布里Idontwanttodothis,Bree,可你不回我电♥话♥butyouwon,treturnanyofmyphonecalls.那么堵着我就是B计划？Sostalkingmeisplanb?布里我知道我错了Bree,IknowImessedup.我知道我有些毛病要改IknowIgotsomeissuestoworkon,我愿意去看心理医生butdbewillingtoseeatherapist如果你这么觉得ifthat,swhatyouwant.我愿意做任何事但如果你不给我机会Illdoanything,buthowcan

10、IshowyouthatIcan.我怎么能办到呢Icanchangeifyoudontgivemeasecondchance?来吧Comeon.你知道我不是坏人Youknowmnotabadperson.我不知道Idoknowthat,但我知道你不是好人butImjustnotsureyoureagoodone,either.我们把公♥司♥商标Andweintegratedthecorporatelogo和丛林般的背景融为一体intothejunglebackground,这不仅仅是产品的广♥告♥creatingnotonlyanadfo

11、rtheclothing,也是公♥司♥的品牌广♥告♥butforthecompanyitself.我不是很明白Idontgetit.哪里不明白？What,um,dontyouget?整个创意都让我头痛Thewholeideajustkindamakesmyheadhurt.只有我那么觉得？Isitjustme?不你是对的这个很糟No,nuh-unh.Youreright.Itstinks.伙计们加油回到绘图板上Sorry,guys.Backtothedrawingboard.我要去看球赛了Well,Igotticketstoagame.妮

12、娜这里都交给你了Nina,youdowhateveryouhavetodotokeepusafloathere.好Yougotit.看来你们又要加班了1.ookslikeitsgonnabeanotherlatenightattheoffice.大家继续努力吧谢谢Nicework,everybody.Thankyou.你能把这种腔调收起来吗妮娜？Couldyoucantheattitude,Nina?对不起你刚才说了什么？msorry.Whatdidyoujustsay?你很没礼貌太过份了Yourebeingrude.Andit,stotallyoutofline.你知道我们做得多努力Youk

13、nowhowhardweallworkedonthis.是啊我知道Yeah,Ido.妮娜我代表这里所有人Nina,IthinkIspeakforeveryonehere对你说我们已经厌倦了你的刁难whenIsayWearesickandtiredofyourabuse.坦白的说你应该向我们道歉Frankly,youoweusanapology.真的吗？Is.isthistrue?我会改Imean,Iwouldbemortified如果我有什么过份的地方ifIthoughtthatdhurtanyofyou.如果你们中谁认为IfanybodyfeelslikeIowethemanapology,

14、我应该道歉请说出来please,speakup.你？你？You?You?你？You?勒奈特Gee,1.ynette.我想你弄错了Iguessyouweremistaken.好了让我们重新来过好吗？Allright,letsrecap,shallwe?可恶的案子加班而且没有道歉Stinkypitch,workin,late,noapologies.伙计们！我们说过Guys!Wetalkedaboutthis.碰到这种情况我们要团结起来Whathappenedtostandingupforourselves?热松饼谁要吗？Hotmuffins.Anytakers?不斯图这些人没资格吃东西No,st

15、u.Thesepeopledontdeservemuffins.你好Hello?你好我是马克.马丁斯Hello.MynameisMarkMartinez.我是地区监狱的守卫mtheassistantwardendownatfairvewcountyjail.能和索利斯夫人讲话吗IsMrs.Solisavailable?我就是Uh,yeah,thisisher.卡洛斯出什么事了吗DidsomethinhappenwithCarlos?今天早上7:43你的丈夫At7:43thismorning,yourhusbandheld持枪对着警卫并越狱成功twoguardsatgunpointandsucc

16、essfullyescaped.什么？Hewhat?!我假设你事先不知情Itakeityouhadnopriorknowledgehehadplannedtodothis?当然不知道他这个白♥痴♥No,ofcoursenot.Hesamoron!我们有理由相信Wehaveeveryreasontobelieve你丈夫会来找你yourhusbandmaycometofindyou.他持有武器Webelievehimtobearmed.而且非常饥渴Andvery,veryhorny.什么？What?意外惊喜宝贝Surprise,baby.我提前假释了Igotparole

17、dearly.看到你太高兴了It,ssogoodtoseeyou!嗯Mmm.怎么回事？Whathappened?你知道教堂Well,theresthischurchgroup有帮助天主教犯人的团体thathelpsoutcatholicprisoners.Mm-hmm.他们帮了很大的忙Andtheyreally,reallysteppedupforme.怎么帮？Well,whatdidtheydo?他们去假释官那里游说而且成功了Theylobbiedtheparoleboardanditworked.我欠教皇一封感谢信IguessIowethepopeathank-younote.别说了脱衣服

18、Mnh-mnh.1.esstalking,morestripping.啊Ahh!鲁迪饲料店Prudy,sfeedstore.显然他是店主Apparently,heownstheplace.打算怎么办？Howareyougonnadoit?Whatdoyoumean?我是说你怎么告诉她你是他女儿Imean,howareyougonnatellhimyourehisdaughter?我没打算Oh,mnot.朱莉我出生前他就遗弃了我Julie,themanabandonedmebeforeIwasborn.我不想和他有什么关系Idonthaveadesiretohavearelationshipwi

19、thhim.那我很奇怪我们在这里做什么Okay,thenmreallyconfusedwhywereherespyingonhim.看看他是什么样子Well,Ijustwannaseewhatheslike满足自己的好奇也好不用老挂在心上andsatisfymycuriosityandgetitoutofmysystem.给你Well,hereyougo.告诉查理艾的森鲁迪说NowyoutellCharliethatAddisonprudysays让他有空来转转dropinsometime.我有点想他的那个难看杯子了Imissthatuglymugofhisaroundhere.我会的Iwil

20、l.我猜我知道你来买♥♥什么IbetIknowwhatyou,reherefor.是吗？Oh?你听说了赠品是吧Youheardaboutthegiveaway.这里有牛仔帽Well,Igotthecowboyhatsrighthere.哦不没关系Oh,oh,no,that,sokay.你真的不用给我什么Youdon,thavetogivemeanything,really.R放松这是促销用品elax.Thisisapromotionalitem.我也不花钱拿来的Didntcostmeadime.送给你了Thereyougo.像照片里的一样漂亮Prettyasapic

21、ture.我有爸爸了他很棒Ihaveadad.Hesgreat!给了我一顶帽子Hegavemeahat.喔Wow.最后的那段咬戏Thatbitingthingattheend.嗯Mm?让我欲♥41l♥欲♥夕匕♥Totallyblewmymind.别告诉我是监狱里学来的Pleasetellmeyoudidntlearnthatinprison.当然不是Yeah.嘿我们还没玩完呢Wait.mnotdonewithyouyet.给我卜分钟吧Justgivemetenminutes,please.你是怎么了Whatiswrongwithyou?做

22、♥爱♥后就像是废物Youaretotallyuselessaftersex.我知道也许该去检杳一下甲状腺1know.Ishouldprobablygetmythyroidcheckedout谁是玛丽伯纳德修女？Who,ssisterMaryBernard?嘿那是隐私还我Hey,thoseareprivate.Giveme.她是修女好了吧？Shesthisnun,okay?在狱里她来看过我几次Shevisitedmeinprisonacoupletimes.她是帮我提前释放的人之一Shespartofthegroupthatgotmeearlyrelease.我能拿回

23、来了吗NowcanIpleasehavethemback?当你每天和上帝相伴Whenyouwalkwithgodeveryday,就会发现真理存在于脑海youlearnthattruthisunderstoodinthemind而信仰存在于心灵butfaithburnsintheheart?你不知道狱里是什么样子Youdontknowwhatitwaslikeinthere.一天24小时待在810的小房♥间里Allright?20hoursaday,8x10cell.只有你和你的思想Justyouandyourmind.所以只是你的问题Soprettymuchjustyou.环境

24、逼你重新审视切Itforcesyoutorexamineeverything.一直以来我都不是个好人Iwasaverybadpersonforaverylongtime,现在我要改变butnowallthatisgonnachange我在一条全新的道路上becausemonanewpath.新道路？Anewpath?我要过一种有道德的生活Iamgoingtoliveavirtuouslife.我会对你好Iwannadorightbyyou,对妈妈好bymymama还有对上帝好andbymygod.在监狱里他们对你做了什么？Whatthehelldidtheydotoyouinthatpriso

25、n?这是我最后一把然后我要走为什么？Allright,thisismylasthand,andthenIgottago.Already?我有一个没完成的提案Ileftaproposalonmydeskatwork.今晚必须赶出来Ihavetogooverittonigh不然你们知道谁会要我的命妮娜oryou-know-whoisgonnahavemyhead.Nina.你的痛苦工作Youknow,thisgainfulemploymentthing已经开始影响我们的社交生活了isreallystartingtocutintooursociallife.只要你们谁愿意帮我养孩子我就不用工作Wel

26、l,ifoneofyouwouldjustagreetoraisemykids,有人愿意吗？Iwouldntneedajob.Anytakers?我想也没有Haha.No,Ididntthinkso.下注Anteup.说起放弃孩子的事Speakingofchildabandonment,你怎么跟你父亲说whenareyougonnatellyourfather他有一个被遗弃的中年女儿？thathehasabouncing,middle-agedbabygirl?快了我不想吓着他我想慢慢来Soon.Idontwannaambushhim.mgonnaeaseintoit.你怎么能说“嗨我是你私生

27、女”而不吓到他？Howdoyoueaseinto,hi.myourillegitimatedaughter?实际上他贴了招人的告示Well,actually,theresahelpwantedsign所以我想去那里工作inthewindow,soIwasthinkingaboutgettingajobthere.这样他就能了解我Andyouknow,hewouldgettoknowme,然后我就能知道他是不是喜欢我我是不是喜欢他andmsurehewouldlikemeandIwouldlikehim,然后有一天他会说andthenoneday,hedsay,你是我女儿该多好啊yourelik

28、ethedaughterIneverhad,我就说哈被你说中了anddsay,well,actually,nowthatyoumentionit.*好吧我先说Okay,llgofirst.这是我听过的最天方夜谈的计划Thatisthemostidioticplanveeverheardof.为什么？Why?因为要他有这样的反应都取决于你的个性魅力Becauseitallhingesonhimrespondingtoyourpersonality.面对现实把你不那么讨人喜欢Andletsfaceit,youareanacquiredtaste.伊迪我相信苏姗的父亲会喜欢她Edie,Iamsure

29、Susansfatherwilllikeherjustfine.谢谢Thankyou.我想你最好不要抱太大希望Ijusthopeyoudontexpecttoomuchfromthisrelationship.除了基因你们之间可能没什么共同点Imean,asidefromD.N.A.,youmightfindthatyoudonthavethatmuchincommon.我知道但我会设法看看有没什么默契Iknow,butIgottafindoutiftheressomethingthere.我一直希望能有个父亲vealwayswantedadad.没有父爱的确对我有影响Imean,Iknown

30、othavingoneaffectedme.当然有影响Well,ofcourseitdid.卷个人都需要一个强壮的父亲做榜样Everyoneneedsastrongmalerolemodel.不需要我长得好好的No,theydon,t.我爸爸没给我任何影响Igrewupwithoutafather,anditdidntaffectmeonebit.伊迪你几岁时失去贞洁？Edie,howoldwereyouwhenyoulostyourvirginity?你们说的有道理Pointwelltaken.嘿Hey.看看我在艾德的冰箱里发现了什么1.ookwhat1foundinEdsfridge.嗨斯

31、图Hey,st.还有妮娜AndNina!嗨物奈特能单独聊聊吗Hey,1.ynette,canIseeyouforasec?当然Sure.（模仿妮娜不赞成发出的声音）Tsk,tsk,tsk.和低层雇员做♥爰♥Havingsexwiththesupportstaff.那可是大新闻Thatsabigno-no.艾德会为那种事炒人Edsbeenknowntofirepeopleforthatsortofthing.勒奈特1.ynette,我知道我们有些分歧Iknowthatwe,vehadourlittledifferences.但本质bButatthecore,我相信我们

32、都是好人Ibelievethatwerebothgoodpeople,都是聪明的女人bothsmartwomenwhoarejusttryingtomakeit在这个由男人主宰的荒唐世界里奋斗inthisviciousmale-dominatedjungle.好吧你想要什么Okay,whatdoyouwant?加薪?大点的办公室？Doyouwantaraise?Youwantabetteroffice?我的要求很简单Mydemandsaresimple.只要你的态度好些Iwantyoutobenicer.什么？What?不准再藐视指责Nomorebelittling,尖刻berating,的挖

33、苦rudesarcasm.作为交换你对发生的事保持沉默？AndinexchangeIgetyoursilence?是啊很合算的买♥♥卖♥♥你不觉得？Yeah.Prettysweetdeal,don,tyouthink?好吧Um.我想可以IllseewhatIcando.很好就这样Great.Okay.还有我要你的停车位Andmgonnatakeyourparkingspace.恩？Hmm?我骗到你了IkidtheNina.你起得很早Youreupearly.我要去教堂mgoingtomass.啊？Huh?是啊Yeah.又不是星期天Buti

34、t,snotevensunday.这周每天都有可以做礼拜Theyhavemasseverydayoftheweek.真的?他们几时那么做的？Really?Whendidtheystartdoingthat?那是玛丽伯纳德修女ThatssisterMaryBernard.看到我的圣经了吗DidyouseewhereIputmyBible?干什么？What?我看到你的修女了Isawyournun.那又怎么样？So?她很性感是个性感的修女Sosheshot.Shesahotnun.你是在嫉妒吗？Youcantseriouslybejealous.你想告诉我你这种奇迹般的转变Youmeantotell

35、methatthismiraculousconversionofyours这个站在外面的女人hasnothingtodowiththefact跟迷人无关？thatthewomanstandingoutsideisaknockout?我就是这个意思Thatswhatmtellingyou.你找谁？Um,whoareyouheretosee?我是勒奈特.斯加沃在这里工作m1.ynetteScavo.Iworkhere.你是谁？Whoareyou?帕德今天是我第一天上班Pat.Itsmyfirstday.欢迎你Oh.Well,welcome.斯图怎么了？Whathappenedtostu?你开除了斯

36、图？Youfiredstu?哦勒奈特请进Oh,1.ynette,hey.Comeonin.不敢相信你心眼那么小Icantbelieveyouwouldsinksolow.我要去告诉艾德mgoingtoed.艾德知道这是斯图的工作评估表Edknows.Thisisstu,semployeeevaluationfilerighthere.到处是又Thisthingisfullofblackmarks.少来妮娜你我都知道你为什么要摆脱他Comeon,Nina.Webothknowwhyyougotridofhim.真幸运摆脱了他Well,goodluckprovingit换一个完全无关的话题Oh,a

37、ndonacompletelyunrelatedtopic,公♥司♥要开始人员裁减there,sgoingtobeanotherroundoffiringscomingdownthepike.艾德会听我的Edsbeenaftermetotrimthefat.你在威胁我？不不Youthreateningme?No,no.Unh-unh.只是会由我来评估It,sjustthatitsgonnabemyjob谁该留下toevaluatethosewhoareteamplayers谁该滚蛋andthosewhoarenot.只是削减开支Justalittleheadsup.

38、我会试着态度好点Justtryingtobenice.我不知道你似乎大才小用了1dontknow.Youseemkindaoverqualified.因为我上了大学？Why,causeIwenttocollege?不因为你读完了高中No,becauseyoufinishedhighschool.我只是想改变一下生活Well,1justwannachangemylife,当我还是小女孩时andeversinceIwasalittlegirl,我就喜欢马和户外生活vealwayslikedhorsesandtheoutdoors,我对饲料很着迷and,Wei1.rmjustfascinatedwi

39、th.feed.我想可以让你试一试Well,Isupposewecouldgiveyouatry.怎么？What?我鼻子上有脏东西？Somethingonmynose?不我只是在看你的眼睛Oh,no.Um,Iwasjustlookingatthecolorofyoureyes.是吗Youwere?是啊和我眼睛的颜色一样Yeah.They1rejustlikemine.很漂亮Theyre.theyrenice.卡罗尔派你来试探我是不是？Carolsentyoutotestme,didntshe?什么？谁是卡罗尔？What?WhosCarol?你去跟我老婆说Yougobackandtellmywi

40、fe既然私♥人&hearts侦♥探♥骗不过我ifaprivatedetectivecouldntfoolme,你也不能well,yourenotgonnaeither.我不知道你在说什么Idontknowwhatyouretalkingabout.我只是来找工作像你这样的可爱女孩Ijustcameintogetalittle.Acutelittlethinglikeyou走进这里和我这样的老头调情strutsinhere,flirtswithanoldcodgerlikeme.你认为我有多笨？HowdumbdoyouthinkIam?看看你漂亮的头发走

41、路性感Hey,lookatyou.Prettyhair.Yougotasexywalk.还有可爱的屁♥股♥Yougotatightlittleass.我是你女儿Oh,myourdaughter.什么？What?在六十年代Backinthe60s,你和一个女人有短暂的关系youhadabrief.Relationship一个年轻的女孩索非亚布拉曼withayounggirl,Sophiabremmer.她怀孕生下了孩子Shegotpregnantandhadababy,那个孩子就是我andthatbabywasme,所以你是我父亲whichmakesyoumyfath

42、er.嗨Hi.很抱歉鲁迪先生Mr.Prudy,msorry.我不想这样突然出现Ididntwanttospringitonyoulikethis.你去哪里Whereareyougoing?当我发现你活着Yousee,whenIfoundoutyouwerealive而且都住在同一个城市里andthatwebothlivedinthesamecity,我只是想见见你Ijustwantedtomeetyou.鲁迪先生Mr.Prudy?鲁迪先生Mr.Prudy.你好Hello?喂Hello?我挂在了树上医生说我会恢复很慢Andknockwood,thedoctorssayllkeepimprovin

43、g但一定会康复slowlybutsurely.那么你怎么样？Sohowareyou?很好见见朋友Good,good.mseeingfriends,刚开始帮助青少年联盟andIjuststartedco-chairing筹划一个慈善晚会acharityeventforthejuniorleague,还有我和乔治分手了and,um,andIbrokeupwithGeorge.真的吗？Really?顾范医生你有真正治愈过病人吗Dr.Goldfine,doyoueverreallycurepeople,我是说如果他们已经疯了Imean,eveniftheyrereallycrazy?我不大用那个词”m

44、notabigfanofthatword.不管精神是否健全的人Peopleeitherhavementalhealthortheydon,t.当他们遇到问题Whentheydohaveaproblem,我对待他们就像患了身体上的疾病youtreatthemasiftheyhadanyotherdisease,有时他们能好起来andsometimestheygetbetter.当我和乔治分手时Well,whenIbrokeupwithGeorge,我从他眼睛里看到一些东西Isawsomethinginhiseyes.是一些狠毒的东西Itwasakindofmalevolence,我觉得那不像anditjustdidntseemtome是你可以治得好的东西tobethesortofthingthatyoucouldcure.我也不相信邪恶大家都是普通人1dontbelieveinevileither.Werealljustpeople.你不相信有坏人Howcanyounotbelieveinevil?那个人无缘无故的把你从桥上扔了下去Amanjustthrewyouoffabridgefornoreason.的确他不认识我