Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第二季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、绝望主妇前情提要PreviouslyonDesperateHousewives.你怎么会让他们在早餐前画手指Whyonearthwouldyouletthemfingerpaintbeforebreakfast?现在收拾家是我的事了所以我说了算Itsmyjobtocleanthatupnow,soit,smycall.有的家庭角色互换Somehouseholdsreversedroles.我们重新开始1.etsgivethisanothershot.有的旧日火花.Someoldflames.你想重归于好Youwantmeback?是的Yeah.被彻底扑灭Wereputout.问题应该出在你的食

2、物上Ithastobesomethingyoureingesting谁为你准备一日三餐Whopreparesyourmeals?我明白你正面临一些婚姻问题Iunderstandyouvebeenhavingsomemaritalproblems当有些人学会原谅Andwhilesomelearntoforgive.我进监狱前黛德丽怀孕了DeirdregotpregnantbeforeIwenttojail.扎克是你的儿子吗Zachisyourson,isnthe?是的Yep.是这样Wow另一些人却无法otherscouldnotbringthemselves忘记过去toforgettheirpa

3、st.丹尼法雷尔是个焦点人物TheremarkablethingaboutDannyFarrell他只不过当了6个月的报量wasthathehadonlybeenapaperboyforsixmonths,期间就成了紫藤郡里andinthattime,hehadbecometheenemy所有主妇的公敌ofeverywomanonWisteria1.ane.如果谁家门前有个水坑Iftherewasapuddleonsomeonesproperty.一定被他扔中hefoundit如果谁家刚种上了玫瑰丛Ifanewrosebushhadjustbeenplanted.一定被他毁掉hedestroy

4、edit.如果谁家的猫正在晒日光浴Ifacatwasenjoyingamomentinthesun.一定被他赶走heendedit.大家都在想丹尼尔会不会改变PeoplewonderedifDannywouldeverchange.他们真该跟苏珊梅尔聊聊TheyshouldhavetalkedtoSusanMayer.她会告诉他们Shecouldhavetoldthem可恶的男孩往往会长成可恶的男人Obnoxiousboystendtobecomeobnoxiousmen,就像那个Justliketheone.她曾经的丈夫.shehadbeenmarriedto.喂Hey!卡尔我看见你了给我站

5、住Karl,Iseeyou.Juststoprightthere.嗨小苏苏Hey,SusieQ你在干什么Whatareyoudoing?出来拿报纸啊mjustgettinthepaper.这是伊迪的报纸伊迪的房♥子ThatsEdie,spaper,andthisisEdieshouse.我们非得现在谈吗我还没喝咖啡呢DoWehavetodothisnow?Ihaventhadmycoffeeyet你昨晚跟伊迪过夜的DidyouspendthenightwithEdie?我的天啊Oh,mygod.苏珊你冷静点Susie,justcalmdown你不准再跟她见面Youareforbi

6、ddenfromeverseeingheragain.听见没有不准Doyouhearme?Forbidden!我们离婚了你无权干涉我跟谁约会WeredivorcedYoucanttellmewhoIcandate我就住在这条街上你女儿也住在这条街上IliveonthisstreetYourdaughterlivesonthisstreet.我不准你当着我们的面炫耀你的性能力Iwillnothaveyouflauntingyoursexcapadesinfrontofus.性能力Sexcapades?不准Forbidden!我很想继续聊但早餐时间到了Iwouldlovetocontinuethi

7、s,butitstimeforbreakfast,伊迪给我做了蛋饼AndEdieismakingmeafrittata.她可真行Oh!Well,Ijustbetsheis梅尔太太我得跟你谈谈Mrs.Mayer,Igottatalktoyou.现在不行丹尼Oh,nowisnotagoodtime,Danny.你欠我一个月的报纸钱Youreamonthbehindinyourpayments.我会去交的我保证Illtakecareofit,Ipromise我爸爸说了如果你光看报不给钱的话Mydadsays,ifyoureadsomethinganddontpayforit就跟小偷没什么两样that

8、,sthesameasstealing.你好艾达我们以后再说好吗Hi,Ida.Canwetalkaboutthislater?我刚发现我的前夫在跟我的邻居约会Ijustfoundoutmyexisdatingmyneighbor,我气坏了andmreallytickedoff.得了吧我给你提供服务Saveit!Iprovideyouaservice,我就该得到报酬andIdeservetobepaidforthatservice是的紫藤郡的主妇们Yes,thewomenOfWisteria1.ane都视丹尼法雷尔为敌believeDannyFarrelltobetheenemy.赖帐的Dead

9、beat!她们还认为Theyalsobelieved敌人的敌人theenemyofmyenemy就是朋友ismyfriend.漂亮的草地Beautifullawns.宽敞的房♥子Spacioushomes.快乐的家人Happyfamilies.这些都是住在城郊的特征Thesearethehallmarksofsuburbia,但在这华美的生活背后butifyoulookbeneaththeveneerofgraciousliving,你会看到场蓄势待发的战争youwillseeabattleraging.一场掌控权的争夺战abattleforcontrol.参战者随处可见Yous

10、eethecombatantseverywhere.包括玩游戏的孩子engagedintheirroutineskirmishes.快出去玩Getouttahere!对当权者不满的Fightingfiercelytohavedominion严重抗♥议♥者overtheworldaroundthem,自始至终他们都知道Allthewhileknowing.这是一场必输无疑的战争It,sabattletheywilllose.嗨宝贝放在那儿就行了Oh,hey,honey,um,juststickthatanywhere剩下的我来lltakecareofit这里都堆积如山

11、了Wow.Itsreallypilin,up.别担心我自有办法Oh,uh,don,tworry.Ihaveasystem真的吗Really?对啊每隔两天我打扫一次Yeah,everytwodays,Iclean两天Twodays是啊每隔两天积累的家务活Yeah,Iletthemessaccumulatefortwodays,我一次性收拾得一尘不染andthenIcleanuntilitssparkling,andthen,uh,这样循环下去thecyclestartsalloveragain.可是为什么Andwhy我从没见过家里一尘不染呢.haveIneverseenthesparklingp

12、art?因为你下班回来的时候Well,becausebythetimeyougethomefromwork,孩子们又把家弄乱了theboyshavemessedeverythingupagain.瞧这就是你这个办法的漏洞See?ThatswhatIwouldcallaflawinthesystem.你说什么呢Whatareyoudoing?我在请你打扫屋子Ithinkmaskingyoutocleanthehouse真的吗因为我听起来像是你在责怪我Really?Becauseitsoundstomelikeyourecriticizingme没有No没有没有No,no,no,noNo.我不是说

13、非要一尘不染mnotsayingithastobesparkling.多少次我回来的时侯家里一团糟HowmanytimesdidIcomehometoamess而我没抱怨过一个字and1neversaidaword?拜托你别会错苣Please,don,ttakethisthewrongway我觉得你做得很不错不过我们把话说清楚Ithinkyouaredoingaterrificjob,butletsbeclear.过去你回家的时候家里只不过是凌乱Whenyoucamehome,itwastoclutter.拜托现在这可是Imean,comeon,thisis.不止凌乱那么简单morethant

14、hat.瞧瞧他又聊起来了1.ookathim,justchattingaway.真是不称职Soinconsiderate菲利斯我们只在这儿等了两分钟而已Phyllis,weveonlybeenwaitingherefortwominutes离开家的时侯我就跟你说Itoldyouwhenweleftthehouse我得赶紧吃东西thatIneededtoeat我有低血糖Ihavelowbloodsugar你想看着我倒在这里吗Doyouwannaseemekeelover?不想理论上说No.intheory给您Hereyouare谢谢Thankyou对了范德坎普太太Bytheway,Mrs.Van

15、deKamp,您丈夫过世的事我听说了1heardaboutyourhusbandspassing我非常遗憾msosorry范德坎普医生是我最喜欢的顾客真的Dr.Vandekampwasoneofmyfavoritecustomers,truly.你这么说真好谢谢Thatsverysweetofyou.Thankyou我不只是出于礼貌范德坎普太太mnotjustbeingpolite,MrsVandeKamp.您的心情还好吗Howareyoufeeling?帕史牟提先生Well,Mr.Pashmutti.值此悲痛时我们尽全力控制自己.wereholdingupasbestwecanunderth

16、ecircumstances.抱歉这位是雷克斯的母亲菲利斯msorryThisis,uh,Rex,smother,Phyllis.对你儿子的过世我非常遗憾msosorryaboutyourson.谢谢痛失爱子是最难受的事Thankyou.Youknow,thehardestthingistoloseachild我甚至无法想象Icantevenimagine.菲利斯我们去吃饭吧Comeon,Phyllis1.etsgetyousomethingtoeat.没有任何征兆Wehadnowarning.接到电♥话♥的时侯我还在洗碗IwasdoingdisheswhenIgo

17、tthecall真的吗Really?菲利斯还有人在等呢走吧Phyllis,therearepeoplewaiting,socomeon.抱歉我-真对不起ExcusemeI.-msosorry,我儿子刚刚过世butmysonjustpassedaway我非常遗懈Oh,msosorry谢谢其实ThankyouImean,我正要跟帕史牟提先生说IwastellingMr.Pashmuttihere,.我活不下去了Mylifeisisover我活不下去了Mylifeisover.这太荒唐了你知道吗一笔Thisisridiculous,youknowthat?-Pen.你不觉得比起每天拿支票来这儿Don

18、tyouthinkIhavebetterthingstodo我还有好多事可做吗thantobringyoucheckseveryday,这些支票我在家里签不就行了ChecksthatIcouldbesigningathome?这支没水了Thisonesdry不让我从我们的账户里取钱Youknow,takingawaymyaccesstoouraccount,你这是报复thatsjustvindictive谢谢Thankyou你知道来这个鬼地方Doyouknowhowlongittakesme要花我多少时间吗toschlepoutheretothishellhole?确实Exactly.这是我能

19、确保你会来看我唯一的办法It,stheonlywayIcanguaranteeyoullcomeandvisitme.这太荒谬了你是我丈夫我爱你ThatsridiculousYouremyhusbandIloveyou我当然会来看你的Obviously,Iwouldcomevisit我本来以为当你爱一个人时Ithoughtitwasobviousthatwhenyoulovesomeone,你当然不会有外遇youwouldn,thaveanaffair但我错了不是公Iwaswrong,wasn,tI?这样的话我真是听够了卡洛斯mgettingreallytiredofthissong,Carl

20、os.你也该原谅我了吧Isntitabouttimeyouforgaveme?你想要我的原谅我已经原谅你了Youwantmyforgiveness,yougotit.至于我的信任Mytrust.你还得加把劲Thatyouregonnahavetoearn小心点卡洛斯到现在为止Becareful,Carlos.Upuntilnow,我都还是一个人睡在我们俩的床上vebeenreallylonelyinthatbigbedofours,但你要是再这么对我我可就不是一个人了butwhenyourerudetome,itmakesmewannabenotsolonely这种话Commentsliket

21、hat就是你为什么再也无法取到我的钱的真正原因areexactlywhyyoullneveragainhaveaccesstomymoney.为什么所有的有钱人都是混♥蛋♥Whyareallrichmenjerks?就跟为什么所有的美女都是贱♥货♥的原因一样Thesamereasonallbeautifulwomenarebitches.明天同一时间Sosametimetomorrow?当然宝贝Sure,baby你说知道是什么意思Whatdoyoumean,youknow?我是说我知道了Imean,Iknow.你♥爸&hea

22、rts;爸跟你说他要跟伊迪布利特Whatareyousaying,thatyourfatheractuallytoldyou&hearts液♥情♥的时候你是怎么说的hewasgonnabehavingaonenightstandwithEdieBritt?妈妈他们不是一&hearts液♥情♥Uh,mom,thiswasntaonenightstand他跟布利特太太在一起已经好几个月了HesbeengoingoutwithMsBrittforafewmonthsnow什么What?你怎么能不告诉我呢我们无话不谈的Howcouldyounot

23、tellmethat?Weshareeverything.我们这么交心事关我们俩ThatswhatwereknownforThat,sourthing.因为我知道你会崩溃Because1knewyoudwigout再说你不是老跟我说要尊重别人的隐私吗Besides,haventyoualwaystoldmetorespectpeople,sprivacy?可那不包括你父亲的性生活啊Oh,veneverappliedthatconcepttoyourfatherssexlife,你知道的-说完了吗Andyouknowit-Areyoudone?没有我还没开始骂伊迪布利特呢No!Ihavenote

24、venbegunrippingintoEdieBrittyet.贪得无厌Oh,thatperoxidevulture.她明知道我就在这儿JustknowassureasIamstandinghere她追求你老爸不过是为了惹恼我thatshewentafteryourfatherjusttotickmeoff.你又错了-哪里错了Wrongagain.-What?是他追求她的Heaskedherout.你撒谎-是真的Youlie.-Itstrue六个月前他打电♥话♥约她出去Hecalledherforadatesixmonthsago就在我生日晚会的第二天Thedaya

25、ftermybirthdayparty在钢琴酒吧举办的那一场吗Theoneatthepianobar?是啊Yeah.怎么回事Whatisit?你父亲那天过来Yourfatherjustcameoverthatday然后告诉我一些事andtoldmesomestuff.我还没有把这些事Youknow,someStuffthatIhaven,t.我不能告诉你.andcanttellyou.等等不是说我们无话不谈吗WaitWhateverhappenedtoweshareeverything?难道不是事关我们俩吗那我们不是很交心吗Isntthatourthing,whatwereknownfor?其

26、实我觉得我们的交心还是仅限于有衣同穿Um,actually,Ithinkwhatwe,reknownforissharingclothes还是这样比较好Yeah.Ithinkthatsourthing.他干吗老要这样做Whydoeshekeepdointhat?他知道那很烦人Heknowsit,sannoying.他就是想要惹恼我们He,sjusttryingtogettous.那他算是达到目的了Yeah,well,it,sworking.别在那吵了听见了吗Knockitoff,downthere,doyouhearwhatmsaying?!马修马修MatthewMatthew!坐下Sitdo

27、wn.我们不要理他Youknowwedonttalktohim那是对他的惩罚Thatspartofhispunishment.你怎么能在那坐着Howcanyoujustsithere接连不断地听着这个呢hourafterhourandlistentothat?这是对我的惩罚Well,thatspartofmine.卡洛斯有什么要紧事Carlos,whatisthisbigemergency?我为此取消了在爱德华多那里的美发预约呢IhadtocancelmyhairappointmentwithEduardotoday宝贝怎么啦Baby,whatisit?我彻底吓坏了mcompletelyfre

28、akedout.为什么Why?这里有个叫里奇的家伙Theresthisguy,hisnamesRichie,跟我说了些andhe,sbeensayingsomestufftome,让我很担心的话andmgettin,worried.亲爰的拿出你的男子气概Honey,youandyourmachopride告诉他你受宠若惊但你不干这一套Justtellhimyoureflattered,butyoudontswingthatway他不是向我求爱你个笨蛋他是威胁我Hesnothittingonme,youidiot,hesthreateningme真的吗怎么威胁Really?How?他说如果我不给

29、他一些钱Hesaidhe,sgonnabeatmeup就要狠揍我顿unlessIcomeupwithsomemoney要多少钱Well,howmuchmoney?七千美元$7,000七千美元吗你小声点$7,000?!-Keepyourvoicedown他怎么会认为你有那么多钱Whywouldhethinkyouhavethatkindofmoney?因为昨天在满是罪犯的探访室Becauseyesterday,inavisitingroomfilledwithcriminals,我老婆把我称作有钱人mywifereferredtomeasarichman原来如此抱歉Oh,rightSorry.所

30、以我要你带支票簿来ThatswhyIneededyoutobringthecheckbook难道他要收一张支票Hesactuallywillingtotakeacheck?不No你得把钱带给他的女朋友Youregonnatakethemoneytohisgirlfriend,如果到了明天她还没拿到钱我就惨了andifshedoesntgetitbytomorrow,mscrewed亲爰的我想这样做不对Honey,Ithinkthisisamistake如果我们对勒索轻易让步Ifwegiveintoextortion,这家伙以后还会来要更多的钱theguysjustgonnakeepcoming

31、backformoremoney.我别无选择WhatchoicedoIhave?你身强力壮Youreastrongguy.看在上帝份上你还是靠运动员奖学金上的大学Youwenttocollegeonanathleticscholarship,forgodsakes.是啊可我是高尔夫运动员Yeah,itwasforgolf我的长裤都在你这Youhaveallmypants.明白进来吧Yeah,IknowComeonin.我以前把东西搬回自己房♥子时1.uh,thoughtwhenItookmyStuffbacktomyhouse以为东西都拿齐了Igoteverything.没事我放

32、在车♥库♥了Oh,itsfine.Theyreinthegarage最近过得怎么样Sohowhaveyoubeendoing?还好还好Good.Um.m,uh,good.我有个问题想问你-行问吧Igotaquestionforyou-Sure,whatisit?我们现在算什么我们算什么Wherearewenow?-Wherearewe?是啊我们既没有同居YeahWerenotmovingintogether也没有分手这样算什么呢andwe,renotbrokenup,sowherearewe?我不知道Idontknow.自从那个绑♥架♥我

33、的家伙Sincetheguywhoheldmehostage突然变成了你儿子turnedouttobeyourson,我想我还是放手吧IthinklogicdictatesthatIshouldmoveon.问题是Theproblemis我很爱你mcrazyaboutyou.所以So.所以我想我们应该顺其自然Somthinkingweshouldkeepitcasual顺其自然Casual什么意思顺其自然到底是什么意思Whatthehelldoesthatmean,exactly,um,casual?我我Well,I-Idont我想偶尔一起看看电影Idontthinktheresanythin

34、gwrongwithus应该没什么问题seeingamovieonceinawhile.电影好就这些吗Amovie.Okay.Isthatit?慢跑怎样Jogging?慢跑应该也不犯法吧Theresnolawagainstjogging还有别的吗Anythingelse?逛街这够自然的还有趣Shopping.ThatscasualThat,sfun我们还能干点别的吗Anythingelsewecando?没别的了吗Anythingatall?早午餐Mmm,brunch一起吃早午餐也不错Brunchwouldbenice听起来挺好Soundsgoodtome我也就是过一天算一天AllIcando

35、istakeitonedayatatime.是的Yes.行好吧Oh,okay.Well.非常感谢你打来电♥话♥Thankssomuchforcalling谁的电♥话♥Whowasthat?一个名叫阿伦汉利的Oh,someonenamedAlanHanley.我的电工Myelectrician?你干吗在电♥话♥上Whywereyouonthephone对着我的电工哭诉sobbingtomyelectrician?他打来电♥话♥想安慰你Oh,hecalledtoofferyouhisco

36、ndolences那你干吗不叫我来接Thenwhydidntyouputmeon?我们聊起来了后来他有事要走开Oh,well,wegottotalking,andthenhehadtogo他他知道关于雷克斯的一些妙事He.HehadsomeverybeautifulthingstosayaboutRex.看在上帝份上菲利斯Forgodsakes,Phyllis!你就不怕脱水吗Dontyouworryaboutdehydration.你是说我过于感情用事了吗AreyousayingthatIamtooemotional?我是说就算意大利人也有消停的时侯msayingthatevenItalian

37、stakeabreaknowandagain.我儿子死了我很悲伤Mysonisdead.mgrieving我也很悲伤但在你没完没了的哭诉声中SoamI,butnoonewouldeverknowit没人能感受到这一点withyourincessantcaterwauling.布里Bree!人们想知道我过得怎样Peoplewanttoknowhowmdoing,但是他们一开口buttheminutetheyask,你你就跳出来you.youjumpintothespotlight,然后他们就把我忘在一边了andtheyforgetallaboutme.我也需要安慰菲利斯你有没有想过这一点Inee

38、dconsoling,too,Phyllis.Haveyoueverthoughtofthat?抱歉msorry.再也不会这样了Itwonthappenagain.谢谢ThankYou当然Ofcourse,如果你不是一直压抑着自己的情绪ifyoudidntconstantlysuppressyouremotions,人们也不会忘记来安慰你peoplewouldntforgettoconsoleyou再说一遍好吗Excuseme?是真的你不动声色几近冷酷Well,itstrueYourestoictothepointofbeingcold.我不是冷酷我只是Iamnotcold.Ijust.我不喜

39、欢当众宣泄情绪Well,Idontlikepublicdisplaysofemotion那很好Well,that,sfine,但是人们会奇怪butpeoplewonder为什么他们从没见过你哭whytheyhaventseenyoucry.我是说有的人甚至怀疑Imean,somepeopleactuallywonder你是不是真的怀念雷克斯,ifyoutrulymournRex有人说过这话吗Peoplehavesaidthat?有些人说过Afew,yes打扰了我找丽塔里维拉Excuseme.mlookingforRitaRivera.你好你就是丽塔吗Hi,areyouRita?是的你是谁Yea

40、h,whoareyou?我是加布丽尔索利斯Im,uh,mGabrielleSolis.我们的丈夫是狱友Our.ourhusbandsareroommatesattheprison里奇和我还没结婚RichieandIarentmarried.我明白了你男朋友让我丈夫Oh,IseeWell,uh,yourboyfriendaskedmyhusband给你这个togivethistoyou算是一点心意Itsasortoffavor都在这里七千美元It,sallthere$7,000.狗♥娘♥养♥的Sonofabitch!想都别想Oh,donteventhin

41、kaboutit你好Um,hello有什么问题吗Isthereaproblem?我问你个问题-行啊1.etmeaskyouaquestion-Okay.这个问题可能有点儿怪Thismightseemkindofweird,你觉得我的胸怎么样butwhatdoyouthinkofmybreasts?你说什么-我是说它们看起来如何Excuseme?-Imean,howdotheylooktoyou?很好啊Uh,ey,re.theyrenice.谢谢我也很喜欢它们Thankyou.Ilikethem,too.你说得对真够怪的YourerightThatwasweird.你不知道Youhavenoid

42、ea这钱是用来干嘛的对吧whatthismoneyisfor,doyou?一无所知Uh,no不你看起来No.You.Youseem已经应有尽有了tohaveeverythingyouneed.里奇想要我去做隆胸手术Richiewantsmetogetaboobjob让它们变得更大Hewantsthembigger.他对大胸很着迷He,sobsessedwithhugebreasts.那你打算怎么办Soareyougonnadoit?我告诉他如果他能给我钱我就去做Itoldhimifhecameupwiththecash,Iwould.我真没想到他居然把钱弄来了Ijustneverthought

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