Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第二季第十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、剧情回顾Previouslyon.乔治为对你♥爸♥爸做的事付出了代价Georgepaidforwhathedidtoyourfather.布里说出了真♥相♥Breeconfessed.你给扎克钱送他去犹他洲？DidyougiveZachmoneytogotoUtah?苏姗欺骗了麦克他是哪种朋友？SusanbetrayedMike.Whatkindoffriendishe?最好的那种安德鲁跃过了底线Therealgoodkind.Andrewpushedtheboundaries.扎克回来了我能做什么吗？Zachscomehome.Isth

2、ereanythingIcando?保罗说明了立场别再干涉我们的事Paulputhisfootdown.Youcanleaveusalone.那久你要去多久？SowhendoItellpeopleyoullbeback?两到三天吧Couple,maybethreedays.一个陌生人盯上了卡博AndastrangerfinallycaughtupwithCaleb.亲吻是简单的事Kissesaresuchsimplethings,我们很少注意到它wehardlynoticethem.但如果花些心思Butifwepaidmoreattention,会发现每个亲吻都有自己特殊的涵义we,dseet

3、hateachkissconveysameaningallitsown.比如可以是说“见到你真高兴”Forexample,somecansay,msohappytoseeyou.或者”原来你也在这里”Or,Ididntrealizeyou,dbehere.一会见Bye.或者“亲爱的不能再喝了”Or,honey,itstimetostopdrinking.诀窍是如何分辨不同Thetrickisinknowinghowtotellthedifference.所以最后我说如果我是啦啦队长SoIfinallysaid,ifmheadcheerleader,那么大家都不会穿底裤thennobodywea

4、rspanties.好Yeah!作为高中铜管乐队的成员Ijustwantyoutoknowasaformermember我会很喜欢你们那么做ofmyhighschoolmarchingband,Iwould,veappreciatedthat.等一下你曾经是个乐队傻子？真不敢相信Waitasecond,youwereabandgeek?Oh,Idontbelieveit.你演奏什么？吹大号♥我有照片Whatdidyouplay?Heplayedthetuba.Ihavepictures.大号♥?Thetuba,huh?是啊继续继续再挖苫我吧Yeah,goahead,

5、comeon,comeon,getyourlicksin,goahead.不我没那个意思事实上No,no,notatall.Asamatteroffact,暗恋我的人几乎都是乐队傻子allofmysecretcrusheswereonthebandgeeks.算了吧我知道啦啦队长的作风Comeon,Iknowyoucheerleadertypes.你们甚至都不屑嘲笑我们Youwouldnthavesaidbootoguyslikeme.你们对这样的男人会更感兴趣No,youweremoreinterestedintheguyslike.likethis.我假设你不玩乐器Now,Itakeity

6、oudidntplaythetuba.是我不No,Ididnt.所以只有我是一个孤独没有安全感的乐手AllIknowis,Iwasalonely,insecuretubaplayer.像加布丽尔这样的女生会让我的心跳出来GirlslikeGabriellewouldjustripmyheartout.哦Aw.我直到18岁才有初吻IdidntevenhadmyfirstkissuntilIwas18.18岁？我知道很悲惨18?Pathetic,Iknow.可怜的男孩真希望当时我能给你一个吻Poorbaby.Iwould,vekissedyou.不你不需要我应该的No,youwouldnthave

7、.Yes,Iwouldhave.真的没什么没关系加布丽尔No,youwouldnthave.Anditsokay,Gaby.那些创伤早就愈合了Thosescarshealedalongtimeago.看在上帝的份上过来Oh,forgodsakes,comehere.代表世界上所有的啦啦队长Nowonbehalfofallthecheerleadersintheworld,原谅我们吧forgiveus.哦好哇Oh,yeah!Whool是啊对不同的人来说接吻有不同的涵义Yes,kissesmeandifferentthingstodifferentpeople.基本上其中的涵义Ultimately

8、,themeaningdepends取决于接吻的人ontheonewhodoesthekissing.哇Wowie.干杯Cheers.和谁看在眼里Andthewhoseesithappen.派对结束后是清洁的时间Aftereverypartycomesthetimeforcleaning.擦干洒落的香槟Weattendtothechampagnethatwasspilled,扫走打碎的磁器theknickknacksthatgotbroken,清理剩下的食物thefoodthatwentuneaten.给我我来处理Oh,here,letmetakethat.还有其它需要收拾的残局Andwhat

9、everothermessesneedcleaningup.那么加布丽尔So,uh,Gaby.你知道那件事今晚你和汤姆的那件事YouknowthatthingyouandTomdidtonight?那个吻？The.thekiss?很疯狂不是？看看汤姆的表情Wasthathysterical?ThelookonTomsface!是啊Yeah.我知道听起来有些奇怪但Iknowthissoundssilly,but.我有点在意那个吻Itkindofbuggedme.你不是说真的吧？Yourenotserious.是认真的Yeah,Iam.我不想不想大作文章1dont.Idontwanttomake只

10、是你能否abigdealoutofit,but,uh,不要再那么做了？couldyoumaybenotdothatagain?行Okay.111射谢Thanks.好Okay.嘿艾波怀特家怎么了？Hey,whathappenedtotheapplewhites?我以为你会请他们Ithoughtyouweregonnainvitethem.我请了贝蒂从来不参加聚会1did.Bettyneverr.S.V.P.D.你们觉得艾波怀特怎么样？Whatdoyouguysthinkabouttheapplewhites?我喜欢他们和气很Ilikeem,verynice.Very.有意思Interesting

11、.对有意思Right,interesting.他们也让我觉得有趣Hmm,theyweirdmeout,too.我们不是一个意思Well,thatsnotwhatwe,resaying.是不太一样Notexactly,anyway.你看我们只是好玩Youknow,wewerejusthavingfun,让大家开开心entertainingthecrowd.是啊不过Oh,sure,but.也许下次你可以试试杂耍Butmaybenexttimeyoucouldtryjugglinginstead.怎么了？没什么Whatsgoingon?Nothing.真的？我觉得气氛有点紧张Really?Isens

12、ealittletension.一点都不No,notension.怎么？What?你让那个吻看起来Youmakeitsoundlike.我在勾搭你丈夫Iwasmakingapassatyourhusband.那有点人身攻击的味道Andthatsjustalittlebitinsulting.我只是说有点在意Ijustsaiditbuggedme.有什么不对吗？Whyisthataproblem?是那个吻吗？什么吻？Isthisaboutthatkiss?Whatkiss?当时你在客厅里Oh,youwereinthelivingroom.加布丽尔给汤姆了一个热吻想开个玩笑Gabyplanteda

13、big,wetkissonTomasajoke.很有戏剧效果Itwashilarious.听见了？Yousee?但公平的说你以前是个模特Yeah,buttobefairto1.ynette,youareanex-model.你得理解别的女人Andsurelyitmusthavedawnedonyouthatsomewomen情愿你不要吻他们的丈夫我就是那个意思mightpreferitifyoudidntkisstheirhusbands.Thatsallmsaying.好了伙计们我们都是朋友Oh,youguys,we,reallfriends.不值得为这事生气Thisisntsomethin

14、gtogetworkedupover.我没有生气mnotworkedup.我也没Meneither.嘿各位你们看见凯西.路易斯今晚的穿着吗？Hey,everyone,didyouseewhatKathy1.ewiswaswearingtonight?嘲笑她把她气走的那个人Andwhoevertoldherthatshecouldgetaway应该拉出去毙了withthoseverticalstripesshouldbeshot.再见亲爱的Oh.Bye,sweetie.唔Uh.哦Oh!扎克回来了Zachisback!我知道Yeah,yeah,Iknow.你知道？Youdo?他已经回来几天了Yea

15、h,hesbeenbackforacoupleofdaysnow.那很好不是？是啊Well,thatsgreat,isntit?Yeah.我以为你会高兴1thoughtyoudbehappyaboutit.你希望他回来Ithoughtthat,swhatyouwanted.我本打算Iwashoping慢慢和扎克建立某种联♥系♥thatdslowlyestablisharelationshipwithZach等他接纳我了andthenwhenwewerecomfortable,再告诉他我是他生父但保罗也回来了dtellhimIwashisrealdad.ButnowP

16、aulsback.他不希望你接近扎克Andhedoesntwantyouanywherenearhim.他威胁要向警♥察&hearts浩发He,sthreatenedtotellthepolice在沙漠里发生的那些事情everythingthathappenedinthedesert.我用枪指着他的头ThatIheldaguntohishead.你可以否认Well,itsyourwordagainsthis.但是他没有案底我有Buthedoesnthavearecord,andIdo.你知道尽管我Youknow,despitewhatIdid.把扎克送走了SendingZacha

17、way,我仍然希望你们能团聚希望你能明白IwantyoutwotoconnectIhopeyouknowthat.我知道Ido.往好处想Andonthebrightside,我再也不用担心他在哪里了1donthavetowonderwhereheisanymore.上面说你可以写读后感Itsaysthatyoucandoareportonanything从推荐阅读的书单里随便选fromthesuggestedreadinglist,whichincludes包括“老人与海”“黑珍珠”theoldmanandthesea/thePearl,“无事生非”muchadoaboutnothing.听上

18、去不错你喜欢哪本？Hmm.Thatsoundsgood.Whatdoyoulike?无所谓1dontcare.那就从黑珍珠开始吧1.etsstartwiththePearl.结尾很悲惨但是本好书就从他开始吧Itsgotasadending,butitsgood.Wellstartwiththat.你看并没有那久糟糕Youknow,it,snotgonnabesobad.我想你会喜欢在家学习Ithinkyou,rereallygonnalikebeinghomeschooled.好吧知道你不想这样Okay,Iknowthisisntwhatyouwant.但我需要你在我身边ButIneedtok

19、eepyouclosetome就一段时间justforawhile.邻居里有些人Therearepeopleinthisneighborhood并不希望我们回来whoaren,tthrilledthatwereback.我不信任他们PeopleIdonttrust.比如麦克.德尔非诺？Peoplelike.MikeDelfino?为什么你这么说？Whywouldyousaythat?你失踪时Whenyoudisappeared,特曼夫人说麦克抓走了你并且要杀你Mrs.TillmansaidthatMiketookyousomewheretokillyou.荒唐为什么麦克要杀我？Thatsrid

20、iculous.WhywouldMikewannakillme?因为你杀死了修博夫人？BecauseyoumurderedMrs.Huber?你在胡说什么？Whatdidyousay?特曼夫人说你杀死了修博夫人Well,Mrs.TillmansaidthatyoumurderedMrs.Huber因为是她勒索妈妈becauseshewasblackmailingmom.你竟然相信她？Andyoubelievedher?不当然不No,notexactly.为什么?我该相信？Imean,why?ShouldI?扎克你比任何人都了解我Zach,youknowmebetterthananyone.你真

21、的认为我会杀人？DoyouhonestlybelievethatIamcapableofmurder?不会No.那就是了Allright,then.当然Ofcourse.我也不认为妈媚会自杀Ididntthinkmomwascapableofsuicide,either.我又想了一下Onsecondthought,为什么不从“无事生非”开始呢？whydontwestartwithmuchadoaboutnothing?可以增加点喜剧气氛Ithinkwecoulduseafewlaughsaroundhere.是啊伙计Yeah,man.当然他是Yeah,hesureis.Ijust.有可能是啊P

22、robably.Yeah.嘿Hey.过来这里马上Getoverhere.Now.某人生气了Somebodysangry.你做坏了蛋奶陈？Didoneofyoursoufflsfall?我看见你和你朋友干的事Isawwhatyoudidwithyourfriend.看来你没有打翻盐瓶恭喜Oh,andyoudidntturnintoapillarofsalt.Goodforyou.这一点都不好笑安德鲁Thisisnotajoke,Andrew.邻居如果看到了怎么办？Whatiftheneighborshadseenyou?希望他们别认为我太激♥情♥Well,dhopet

23、heydthinkthatdlandedahottie.在外面我可能1maynotbeabletocontrol管不了你做什么whatyoudooutsideofthishome,但只要你还呆在家里butwhileyouareunderthisroot你就得按我说的做youwillnotmockmyvalues.如果你再和他那么做Ifyousomuchassmileatthatboy,我就把你送回行为训练营sohelpme,Iwillshipyouofftocamphennessey满18岁之前都别想出来andIwillnotpickyouupagainuntilyouare18.我说得够清楚

24、吗？DoImakemyselfclear?你忘记东西了Arentyouforgettingsomething?我知道你心情不好时喜欢喝儿杯Iknowyouliketoknockafewbackbeforebedtime.来拿着没关系Goon,takeit.Itsokay.我们都清楚你我之间Webothknowthatofthetwoofus,只有我不会指责对方mtheonethatdoesntjudge.求求你我不想关在这里Please.Idontwannastaydownhere.我知道I-Iknow.很抱歉msorry,k.对不起msorry.马修可能有白蚁了Matthew,Ithinkw

25、emighthavetermites.你得检查一下楼梯Youneedtotakealookatthosesteps以免有人摔死beforeoneofusbreaksourneck.怎么了?你哥哥还好吗？Whatsthematter?Isyourbrotherokay?一点都不好他不想被关在下面No,he,snot.Hehatesitdownhere.他想和我们在一起你太残酷了Hewantstobewithus.You,rebeingcruel.如果你真的那么关心他Ifyouaresoconcernedabouthim,就少在电脑上花时间youshouldspendlesstimeonyourc

26、omputer多下来陪陪他andmoretimedownherekeepinghimcompany.我们会让他出来Werebringinghimup,但先得确定那样是安全的butnotuntilIamsurethatit,ssafe.”有一条妥协之路”theresbeenaloadofcompromising“通往我的地平线”Ontheroadtomyhorizon就像一个莱茵石牛仔1.ikearhinestonecowboy嘿你Hey,you!怎么？Yeah?你有什么事？Whafsthedeal?你在我们街上停了两小时了Youvebeenparkedonourstreetfortwohour

27、s.我在做房♥地♥产♥价格评估Oh,mdoingapropertyappraisal.你的一些邻居想搬家Someneighborsofyoursarethinkingaboutmoving.艾波怀特?Theapplewhites?我不能告诉你mnotreallyallowedtosay.房♥子是我卖♥♥给他们的这里是我的地盘Isoldthemthathouse.Youknow,thisismyturf!你给谁工作？Whodoyouworkfor?盖尔斯房♥产？Geistrealty?维塞得房&he

28、arts;产？Ah,westsideproperties.不管是谁你滚蛋Yeah,weltwhoeveritis,yougoback回去告诉你老板没有人听清楚没有人andyoutellyourbossesthatnobody,andImean,nobody,能在这里买♥♥卖♥♥♥房♥♥屋buysorsellspropertiesinthisneighborhood不问过伊迪.布列特听见了？withoutgoingthroughEdiebritt,yougotthat?女士我只是奉命做事1.ook,

29、lady,Ijustgowheremtold.如果你敢抢我生意Youlook,youcrossme,我会成为你的梦魇and1willbeyourworstnightmare.我很危险你最好别惹我madangerouswoman.Youdontwannamesswithme.知道了Yougotit.梅尔小姐Ms.Mayer?扎克？能和你谈谈吗？Zach.MayItalktoyou?我有话一定要说IhavesomethingsthatIneedtosay.行Okay.我知道我♥干♥了不好的事情I-IknowthatIdidalotofbadstuff.而且没有办法收回S

30、tuffthatmnotgonnabeabletotakeback.梅尔小姐我真的很抱歉Ms.Mayer,ImImreallysorry.当我又回到这里生活ButwhenIwaslivingonthestreets,youknow,我花了很多时间坐下来思考Ihadalotoftimeto.Tojustsitandthinktomyself理清思路andclearmyheadand.我成长了不想你们再担心vegrownup,youknow?Idontwantyoutoworry.我不会再骚扰你mnotgonnabebotheringyouanymore.你们Eitherofyou.谢谢我们很高兴

31、Well,thanks.Weappreciatethat.请别让我爸爸知道我们聊过PleasedonttellmydadthatItalkedtoyou.他只是他有点He,sjust.hesbeenreally.易怒最近Intenselately.你怎么看？Well,whatdoyouthink?好像不一样了Heseemsdifferent.我相信他Ibelievehim.我不相信我会这么说Yeah,Icantbelievemabouttosaythis,我为他难过but1feelsorryforhim.他看上去那么脆弱It,slikehessofragile.而且他和变♥态&h

32、earts;的保罗关在一座房♥子里Iknow,andhe,slockedinthathousewithMr.Creepy24/7.你知道他现在不让扎克去学校了吗？DidyouknowthatheshomeschoolingZachnow?他应该花时间Ithinkheshouldspendsometime让自己学学好你说呢？withadecentrolemodel,don,tyou?嗨Hi!嘿今天你真早Hey,you,reoutearly.我想去买♥♥些新鲜Oh,Ijustwantedtopickup牛角面包做早餐somefreshcroissantsf

33、orbreakfast.真好我想让你知道Oh,cool.1.isten,Ijustwantedyoutoknow我很感激你昨晚能帮我Iappreciatedyoubackingmeuplastnight,关于接吻的事youknow,withthekissthing.说实话我也觉得那样不好Tobehonest,IdontthinkIwouldvelikedit,either.但我想应该就让它过去Yeah,butIprobablyshouldvejustgonewithit.加布就是加布开开玩笑GabywasjustbeingGaby.Havingfun.我觉得你的反应很正常考虑到她以前的事No,

34、Iwouldntbesohardonyourselfgivenherhistory.什么事？Whatdoyoumean?你知道啊外遇加布丽尔有过外遇？Youknow,theaffair.Gabyhadanaffair?你不知道？不知道Youdidntknow?No!我以为大家都知道Ithoughteverybodyknew.那很糟糕Oh,Ifeelawful.艾德.格林博格在你后面Oh,idaGreenbergsbehindyou.艾德等一会Ida,justasecond.我很吃惊是和谁？Iamstunned.Whowasitwith?我不该说的Ishouldnthavesaidanythin

35、g.布里告诉我吧Bree,comeon,justtellme.她的园丁Hergardener.你在说笑！Oh,yourekidding!不不是他是海伦罗兰的儿子约翰No,no,nothim.Helenrowlandsson,John.那个未成年人？Theteenager?艾德等着要么绕道Ida,wait,orgoaround!加布丽尔知道你知道吗？DoesGabyknowthatyouknow?绝对不知道Absolutelynot.我想最好的处理方式Ithinkthebestthingtodo就是置之一笑假装什么都不知道isjustsmileandpretendyoudontknowanyth

36、ing.嗨Huh.嗨Hi.对不起Oh,sorry!没事吧？Areyouokay?恩Yeah.没事怎么了？mallright.Whatsup?我有个办法让你和扎克见面WehaveanideahowtobringyouandZachtogether.保龄球保龄球？Bowling.Bowling?是啊我给扎克发r邮件Yeah,Ie-mailedZach,他说会和我们在那里见面你可以一起来andhesaidhe,sgonnameetusthere.Youcancome,too.保罗知道吗？DoesPaulknowaboutthis?不知道我们没打算告诉他No,andwerenotplanningont

37、ellinghim.我不觉得是个好主意苏姗Idontthinkthatsagoodidea,Susan.事情弄那么僵有我的原因Mike,mpartofthereasonthingsgotsoscrewedup.我只是想让事情好起来Ijustwantachancetomakethingsright.和扎克在一起你们不担心？Andyoureokaywiththis.BeingaroundZach?我们和他谈过了他变了Wetalkedtohim.Heschanged.那公我们一起去打保龄球吧Well,Iguessweregoingbowling.起来瞌睡虫Wakeup,sleepyhead.我买&h

38、earts;&heartsJ了新鲜面包做早餐Ibroughtfreshcroissantsforbreakfast!嗨范-德-坎普夫人Uh,hi,Mrs.VanDeKamp.我是贾斯汀安德鲁学校里的mJustin,Andrewslabpartner.朋友Fromschool.伙计醒醒Dude,wakeup.安德鲁Andrew.我要你下楼来马上Iwantyoudownstairs.Now.首先我要你上楼去告诉你朋友Okay,firstofall,Iwantyoutomarchbackupstairs他再也不准出现在这座房♥子里andtellyourfriendheisnolonge

39、rwelcomeinthishouse.我们还没吃早餐呢我很生气安德鲁！Butwehaventevenhadbreakfastyet!Iamserious,Andrew.你让他马上滚出去Youtellhimtogetoutofherethissecond否则我会报♥警♥把他轰出去orIwillcallthepolice,andIwillhavehimremoved!好啊报♥警♥吧Well,goahead,callem.你认为我不敢？Oh,youthinkIwont?我很好奇他们知道Ijustwonderhowtheyllreact你是杀死

40、乔治.威廉姆斯的凶手时会有什么反应whentheyfindoutthatyoukilledGeorgeWilliams.我没有杀他IdidntkillGeorge.是没有但你眼睁睁看着他死Well,no,butyousatthereandlethimdie,虽然我不是律师但我确定which,mnolawyer,butmprettysure这无论如何都是犯罪theresacrimeintheresomewhere.安德鲁Andrew.别搞错我的意思我很高兴你那久做Dontgetmewrong.Imean,mgladyoudidit.但如果警♥察♥来这里我的反应会是Bu

41、twhenthecopsgethere,myofficialpositionwillbe,天啊我的母亲是杀人犯uh,oh,mygod,mbeingraisedbyahomicidalmaniac.我甚至能挤出儿滴眼泪IthinkImighteventhrowinafewtears.你真的会让警♥察♥抓走Youwouldactuallyletthepolice自己的亲生母亲？arrestyourownmother?在某些情况下我们都能割断亲情Hey,weallgottacuttheapronstringsatsomepoint.来潘妮我们把东西拿进去Comeon,pe

42、nny.1.etsgetthosegroceriesinthere.我们开始先拿这个Comeon.Herewego.Getthisone.然后这个哦哦Andthisone,anddaddy.uh-oh!Whoa!哦！Oh!看来你需要帮手Oh,itlookslikeyoucoulduseahand.谢谢你接着加布Blessyou.Here,Gaby.还有潘妮Andpenny!来这里小宝贝Oh,comehere,yousweetlittlething.太感谢你了加布进来Well,thankyousomuch,Gaby.Comeonin.上帝啊Oh,god,um,Tom?怎么？Yeah?我想她病了U

43、h,Ithinkshegotsick.真对不起Oh,msosorry.一般她只吐在家人身上Usually,sheonlythrowsuponimmediatefamily.我很荣幸mhonored.你能把她放在婴儿床里吗?Oh,um,doyoumindjustputtingherintheplaypenthere?哈喽Hello.猜怎么着?艾德喜欢那个提案我提前下班了Guesswhat?Edlovedthepitch.Igotoffearly!开玩笑!真棒Yourekidding!Thatsgreat!我在超级市场Hey,mrightbythesupermarket.要我买♥&h

44、earts;什么回来吗？Youwantmetopickupanything?我刚从那里回来Um,actually,Ijustcamefromthere.我居然忘记了面包Except,youknowwhat?1forgotbread.你可以吗？当然Wouldyoumind?Notatall.汤姆我得擦一下有毛巾吗？TOm,Ineedtowipeup.Doyouhaveatowel?当然等等Sure,holdon.嘿Hey!嘿亲爱的买♥♥面包了吗？Hey,honey.Hey,didyougetthebread?恩卖♥♥完了Oh,yeah,theywereout.面包？Ofbread?是啊嘿加布见到你真意外Yeah.Hey,Gaby.Asurpriseseeingyouhere.我看到汤姆忙不过来Well,IsawthatTomwasoverwhelmed,所以帮了一下忙soIthoughtdgivehimahand.是吗?你真好Really?Wow,that