Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第二季第十八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、前情提要Previouslyon.好如果利比能像我们喜欢她那样喜欢我们Well,if1.ibbyherelikesusasmuchaswelikeher,那公我们愿意继续收养她的小女孩-父亲是谁？weshouldjustgoaheadandmovetoadoptherbabygirl.Whosthefather?说实话我不知道Honestly,Idontknow.卡洛斯和加布做了桩交易CarlosandGabymadeadeal.我是和我的前夫又复婚了那只是因为1didremarrymyex,butitwasonlybecause他有很好的医疗保险苏珊想要改善.hehasgreathealth

2、insurance.Susanmadeamends.你知道我从未想过能和我的女朋友Youknow,Ineverthoughtdhavesuchagoodtime以及她的丈夫相处得如此融洽hangingoutwithmygirlfriendandherhusband.而麦克.她没提到我们曾经在一起过吗？AndMike.Didn,tshementionwedated?自己.骗子你一直都在欺骗我的感情Madeaconfession.1.iar!Youvejustbeenleadingmeon!很明显你还爱着这家伙Youreobviouslystillinlovewiththisguy!坦白了Ofhi

3、sown.在她清醒的第一天Onherfirstdayofsobriety,布电范德坎普发现了一个旧酒瓶塞BreeVanDeKampfoundanoldcork,提醒了她是多么的渴望喝酒whichremindedherjusthowmuchshecravedchablis.于是她找人来帮忙那人带来盘DVDSoshecalledhersponsor,whocameoverwithaDVD他们一直看DVD直到她不再渴望喝酒whichtheywatchedtillhercravinghadpassed.五天后当她再次渴望干红葡萄酒Fivedayslater,aftershedevelopedathir

4、stforMerlo彼得带着一副扑克牌来了Peterarrivedwithadeckofcards.接着下一周他带来了中式外卖♥♥Thenextweek,hebroughtoverChinesetakeout因为布里告诉他becauseBreehadtoldhim她迫切的想要喝典藏的白葡菊酒shewasconsumedbythoughtsofvintageChardonnay.在她戒酒的第20天布里不再想了Byher20thdayofsobriety,Breehadstoppedthinkingaboutalcoholaltogether因为她的注意力转移到别处了b

5、ecauseherthoughtswerenowcenteredelsewhere.恩Hmm是Yeah,huh.我很好奇彼得mcurious,Peter.战胜恶习最简单的方法是什么？Whatistheeasiestwaytoovercomeaddiction?噢有些人用冲击疗法Oh,somefolkstryshocktherapy.也有其他人用催眠Otheruse,uh,hypnosis.不过每天定时治疗Buttakingitonedayatatime对我来说没有什么意义stillmakesthemostsensetome.为什么？Why?我不知道Idontknow.我猜我大概对我的生活没有什

6、么耐心Iguessmjustimpatienttogetonwithmylife.你干什么？Whatareyoudoing?我只是给你一个吻Iwasjustgivingyoualittlekiss.为什么？Why?这只是我向你表示感谢的一种方式Well,itsjustmywayofsayingthankyou为你这几个星期以来为我所作的一切foreverythingyouvedoneformeoverthepastfewweeks.怎么了？What,s.wrong?这看起来有点失控了Thisisgonnaseemlikeitscomingoutofleftfield,除了从酗酒的状态中复原之外

7、butinadditiontobeingarecoveringalcoholic,我还是Sa的一员malsoamemberofs.A.性♥爱♥互助协会Sexaddictsanonymous.噢那是真的吗？Oh.Andthatsa.Arealthing?是的性对我来说就和酒一样能使我上瘾Yes.Sexisasmuchanaddictionformeasbooze.所以就是刚才你那样做就由点麻烦了Thatswhywhenyouturnmeonlikethat,只是在脸上亲了一下itsabitofaproblem.Itwasjustapeckonthecheek.那没关系

8、Itdoesntmatter.轻微的碰触都能让我兴奋Theslightesttouchgetsmyjuicesflowing.那么.你这样有多久了So.howlonghasitbeensinceyou.一年了Ayear.他们是有规律的植物宠物人Theyhavethisrule.Plant,pet,person.如果我能养活植物你知道IfIcankeepaplantalive,youknow,然后我就能养宠物thenIcanmoveontoapet.如果我成功的话那么就又能约会了AndifIcanmakethatwork,thenIcanstartdatingagain.那么现在你进展如何？So

9、howareyoudoing?我在种第四棵ficus（植物名）了monmyfourthficus.噢Oh.看见了吗？See?我想你能处理好这种影响力的Ithinkyoucanhandleaffection不像你自己想象得那么糟betterthanyougiveyourselfcreditfor.喔Oh!Oh!喔Oh!喔Oh,oh!对不起msorry.恩我想我该走了Um.IthinkIshouldgo.真的？-是Really?Yeah.彼得但是但是你忘了你的衬衣Peter!But.but.Youforgotyourshirt!你留着吧Keepit.虽然她还没有意识到Thoughshedidntk

10、nowit,但布里已经回答了她自己的问题Breehadansweredherownquestion.克服上瘾最简单的方法Theeasiestwaytoovercomeoneaddiction.就是找东西替代它Istoreplaceitwithanother.诱惑Temptation.是在市郊Itsthenameofawell-knownestablishment一家知名场所的名字ontheoutskirtsofFairview.它的客户都乐在其中Itsclienteleisdevoted.所有去那里的人Everyonewhogoesthere都想摸点什么wantstogettheirhands

11、onsomething.而当他们做的越界的时候Andwhentheycrossaline.嘿我警告过你了伙计Hey!Iwarnedyou,pal.就要受罚Theyarepunished.然后一对夫妻被发现rAsacertainmarriedcouplewereabouttodiscover.嗨Hi.想要来支贴身舞吗？Youwantalapdance?不谢谢不Uh.No,thanks.No.我希望利比会喜欢这个摄像机Isurehope1.ibbylikesthiscamera.她怎么会不喜欢？这正是她要买♥♥的Well,whywouldntshe?Itsexactly

12、whatsheaskedfor,还是商店里最贵的一个themostexpensiveoneinthestore.我告诉你卡洛斯Youknow,Imtellingyou,Carlos.我已经厌倦了向她谄媚了mgettingreallytiredofkissingherass.那女人会把她的孩子给我们Thewomanisgivingusherbaby.我们无论如何都要谄媚Wellkisswhateverneedskissing.你们究竟在这里干什么？Whatthehellareyouguysdoinghere?我们给你买♥♥了个礼物Uh,webroughtyouthis

13、gift,但你说不想我们到你家去andyousaidthatyoudidntwantuscomingbyyourhouse.谢谢但是我在忙所以你们还是走吧Thanks,butmworking,soyougottago.看我们为那个花了很多钱1.ook,wespentalotofmoneyonthat.你至少可以打开它Theleastyoucandoisopenit让我们看看你开心的样子sowecanbaskinyourhappyexpression.这里有什么问题吗？Isthereaproblemhere?没有我们只是在聊天一切都很好No,we,rejusttalking.Its.everyt

14、hingsfine.我是卡洛斯.索利斯这是我太太加布丽尔Carlossolis.Thisismywife,Gabrielle.我们是利比的朋友Werefriendsof1.ibby,s.嘿我是利比的男友”Oh,hey,mfrank,1.ibbysboyfriend.利比你没告诉过我们你有个男朋友Huh.1.ibby,youdidnttellusyouhadaboyfriend.我没吗？我以为我说过DidntI?IthoughtIhad.那是什么送给我们孩子的礼物？Whatsthat,apresentforourbaby?等等你刚才是不是说“我们的“孩子？msorry,didyoujustsay

15、ourbaby?对这是我们的第一个孩子Yeah.Itsourfirst.嘿Hey!午饭吃什么？Whatsforlunch?煎蛋卷要我给你来一份吗？Omelettes.Youwantmetomakeyouone?不谢谢我吃你的就行了No,thankyou.lljustpickatyours.我不知道你还有钥匙爸爸Ididntknowyoustillhadakey,dad.我当然有OfcourseIdo.我得小心照看我最心爱的两位女士Ihavetowatchoutformytwofavoriteladies.尝尝奶酪这是最好吃的Trythecheese.Thatsthebestpart.Mmm.你

16、是指你最爱的三个女人中的其中两个Youmean,twoofyourthreefavoriteladies.你知道你还和伊迪在一起Youknow,whenyouaddinEdie.对当然Right!Ofcourse.说到伊迪我有个大消息AndspeakingofEdie,Ihavesomebignews.我终于说了我求婚了Ifinallydidit.Ipoppedthequestion.噢祝贺你爸爸Oh!Congratulations,dad!对祝贺你Yeah.congratulations.恩那么接下来的六个月会怎么样？Um,whathappenedtowaitingsixmonths?伊迪和

17、我可不是明天就结婚EdieandIarentgettingmarriedtomorrow.一场盛大的婚礼需要准备几个月Ittakesmonthstoplanaclassywedding,youknow?还记得我们的吗？你要在户外举♥行♥?Rememberours,hmm?Youhadtohaveitoutdoors,huh?噢那天下着倾盆大雨Ugh.Itpoured.我想要杀了那个天气预报员Icouldhavemurderedthatweatherman.我们全部都在这么小的露台沿下面猛吃东西Wewereallcrammedunderthislittlegazebo

18、thingy.都歇斯底里了Itwashysterical.我觉得整场婚礼都被毁了Ithoughtthewholeweddingdaywasruined.我很喜欢那让人情不自禁Ilovedit!Itfeltspontaneous.所有的朋友都围绕着我们Allourfriendsgatheredclosearoundus,hmm?记得吗？Remember?你还说那是你一生当中最快乐的一天Yousaiditwasthehappiestdayofyourlife.就像你要娶伊迪JustlikeyoumarryingEdie那也会是她一生中最美好的一天willbethehappiestdayofherl

19、ife.是啊没错Yeah.Right.也是她的Her,too.再见Toodles.嗨Oh,hi.你好Hello.安德鲁说我可以来一罐苏打汽水Andrewsaiditwasallrightformetogetacreamsoda.噢当然可以请便Uh,sure.Helpyourself.冰箱里还有结霜的杯子Theresalsofrostedglassesinthefreezer.易拉罐就可以了谢谢你Canisfine,butthankyou.哦还将我给你留了张Oh,and,uh,Ileftalistforyou将要作证的证人名单ofthewitnesseswellbedeposing.就放在那边的

20、柜子上Its,uh,thereonthecounter.嗨Hi.嘿Hey.我知道你还在生我的气恩Iknowthatyou,restillangrywithme,and,um.我想告诉你我恩IwantedtotellyouthatIhave,um.在进行一个康复疗程Joinedarecoveryprogram.A.a.（嗜酒者互诫协会）A.a.我只是想让你知道.Ijustwantedyoutoknowthat.还有想和你说对不起Andtotellyoumsorry.你是Youare.一个很真诚的朋友我值得你诚心对待Arealfriend,andIvalueyourhonesty.噢我不想对任何人

21、生气Oh,Idontwannabemadanymore.我很高兴听到这些Andmsohappytohearallthat,我真为你感到自豪andIamsoproudofyou.Oh,thanks,谢谢不过我还有些麻烦没解决butmnotreallyoutofthewoodsyet.我面前还有件令人头疼的官司Istillhavethiswholecourtcasehangingovermyhead.我听说了Iheardaboutthat.安德鲁要求脱离监护？Andrewsaskingtobeemancipated?是啊而且他的律师还到处取证Yes,andhislawyeristakingdepo

22、sitionsnow来看看我是否是一个合格的家长toseeifIamafitparent.考虑到我和你的孩子发生的不幸Oy.AndconsideringthatmishapthatIhadwithyourkids,我我猜他一会很想和你谈谈的1.uh,Iimaginehellbeanxioustotalktoyou.我想这有可能Well,itmakessense,Iguess.是啊Yeah.你打算说些什么呢？Doyouhaveanyideawhatyoumightsay?我恩.I,um.我会集中说你的好人品llfocusonyourgoodqualities.我不会再奢求更多了Icouldnot

23、askforanythingmore,111射谢Thanks.回头见Seeyouaround,Ihope.Allright.那并不是你来道歉的原因是吗？Thats.notwhyyoucametoapologize,isit?你是指什么？Whatdoyoumean?是为了作证的事情来和我说情Tosoftenmeupforthedeposition.当然不是Ofcoursenot.恩Um.我只是希望你了解一些事Ijustwantyoutounderstandsomething.安德鲁提出控告Andrewismakingaccusations.错误的指控说我虐待他Falseaccusations,s

24、ayingthatIabusedhim,都是因为我不让他allbecauseIwouldntlethimhavehistrustfundearly提前拿到信托基金去买♥♥车sohecouldbuyacar.我是说难道你要责怪我Imean,canyoublamemeforwantingtoknow只是想得到你的支持吗？ifIhaveyoursupport?那And.那又怎样So.what,你想让我撒谎？为你掩饰？youwantmetolie?Makeyoulookgood?我真的不是那么想的Iactuallydontwantanythingofthesort.好Goo

25、d.因为当我作证的时候BecausewhenIgivemydeposition,我会说出事实mgoingtotellthetruth.什么事让你大驾光临？Towhatdo1owethispleasure?我想让你看点事Iwantyoutolookatsomething.迈拉.霍尔特在和保罗.杨说话MyraholtistalkingtoPaulyoung,就像和其他的邻居一样闲谈chattingawaywithhimasthoughhewereanyotherneighbor.我告诉过她他杀了我姐姐NowItoldherhekilledmysister.6个月前在超♥市&heart

26、s;结账的时候Imentionedittohersixmonthsagowhenwewere我就和她提起过standingintheexpresslineatthemarket.不过她仍然无动于衷还在那畅所欲言Butstill,theresheis,yakkingaway.噢麦克Oh,Mike.我恐怕大家的记性都大不如前了mafraidpeoplesmemoriesarentwhattheyusedtobe.你想怎样费丽莎？Whatdoyouwant,Felicia?我想看看你的记性如何Iwannaseehowgoodyourmemoryis,如果你还记得某个对我的承诺ifyourecalla

27、certainpromiseyoumadetome.我不能杀他-为什么不能？给我个好的理由Iamnotgonnakillhim.Whynot?Givemeonegoodreason.因为事情有变Becausethingshavechanged.怎么变？我姐姐还在地下躺的快烂掉How?Mysisterstillliesrottingintheground.还有迪尔德莉也是不我完全没看出来事情有什么变化Sodoesdierdre.No,Idontseehowanything,schangedatall.你不得不就这样随他去了Yourejustgonnahavetoletthisgo.听起来好像某人

28、已经不再愤怒了Soundstomeasthoughsomeonesletgoofhisrage.也许吧MaybeIhave.是吗我可没有Well,ihavent.那个跳脱衣舞的贱♥人♥骗了我们Andthatbitchofastripperliedtous.那孩子的父亲完全被蒙在鼓里Thefatherstotallyinthedark.很显然他想要这个孩子索利斯先生如果孩子的父亲Heclearlywantstokeepthebaby.Mr.Solis,ifthefatherwants坚持那我们也无能为力toasserthisrightshere,theresnothi

29、ngwecando.我会再找个孩子我保证llfindyouanotherbaby.Ipromise.我不要其他的我就要这个噢亲爱的他是对的Idontwantanotherbaby.Iwantthisone!Oh,honey,hesright,okay.那个垃圾女人从一开始就在骗我们Thattrashygirlhasbeenlyingtousfromtheget-go.趁有机会我们再找一个那样做不值得1.etsjustwalkawaywhilewecan.Itsnotworthit.听着别泄气加布拜托好吗？1.ook,dontgetcoldfeetnow,Gaby,please.Allright

30、?让我们就像收买♥♥利比一样收买♥♥弗兰克1.etsjustpayfrankthewaywepaid1.ibby然后把孩子带回家等等等andthenbringthebabyhome.Wait,wait,wait.你们收买♥♥利比?Youpaid1.ibby?你说过我们只需给她送礼Yousaidwecouldgivehergifts.但所有人都喜欢现金Everybodylovesgettingcash.我可能会因为这个而被吊销律师执照Icouldprobablybedisbarredforevenlistenin

31、gtothis.我不能容忍♥贩卖♥♥婴儿Icannotcondonebaby-buying!而且我绝对不会参与其中AndIsureashellcantbepartofit.噢贝尔先生别这样Oh,Mr.Beale,comeon.不不听我说No,no,hearmeout.如果你一意孤行Ifyouaredeterminedtogodownthisdarkroad,在我不知道的情况下拿走andunbeknownsttomestealthis.我桌子上的这份父亲弃权申明书Paternalrightswaiverthatssittingonmydesk,并且还让那

32、个叫弗兰克的家伙在两面和顶上都签字的话andhavethisfrankguysignbothsidesanddatethetop,我也决不能参与Icantbepartofthat,either.Hmm.Hmm.好了我会去爸爸那里的Okay,i-mgonnagotodads.噢等等为什么不让我和你一起去Oh,wait!Whydontyouletmewalkwithyou?你不是要多休息吗？Uh,shouldntyouberesting?不我很好No!mfine.医生告诉我要保持血液循环ThedoctorsaidIshouldactuallykeepmybloodflowing.你非要在我去伊迪那

33、里的时候这样吗？Well,doyouhavetodoitwhilewewalkovertoEdies?我只是我不想你碰到爸爸Ijust.Idontwannariskyourunningintodad.好Okay.你们最近看起来好像很亲密Youguyshavejustbeensochummylately,而且你们那样调情让我感到不知所措and.thiswholeflirtingthingiskindoffreakingmeout.等一下我们我们没有调情Waitasecond,were.werenotflirting.妈妈你用你的叉子喂他鸡蛋Mom,youfedhimeggswithyourfor

34、k.好是的Okay,yes,我和你父亲是比以前走的近了IamclosertoyourfatherthanIhavebeeninthepast强烈的敌意变成了有礼的厌恶Thebitterhatredsnowsettledintoarespectfuldisgust.那是很多生活在离婚家庭的孩子Thatsthekindofthing所梦寐以求的mostchildrenofdivorcedreamabout.嘿伊迪这些是用来干吗的？Hey,Edie.What,sallthisstufffor?噢嗨别告诉任何人Oh,hi!Donttellanyone,我打算给卡尔一个大惊喜butmplanningah

35、ugesurpriseforKarl.惊喜？Asurprise?是我想要开一个订婚派对Yeah,mputtingtogetheranengagementparty在明天下午tomorrowafternoon.噢酷Oh,cool.不过那不是惊喜Butthatsnotthesurprise.实际上会是个让人吃惊的婚礼Actually,itsgonnabeasurprisewedding.我知道rIknow!我已经在网上任命好了牧师MypilatesteachergotordainedovertheInternet.神圣的教堂或者别的什么The,uh,churchofthedivinesomethi

36、ngorother.我不知道反正那都是合法的mnotsure.Anyway,itsalllegal.就在一天前And,well,justonemoreday我答应了你父亲的求婚beforeImakeanhonestmanoutofyourdaddy.噢你真好Oh!You,resosweet.非常感谢你美好的祝福Thankyousomuchforyourgoodwishes.噢不等等伊迪恩不只是Oh.No,Edie,wait.Um,no,it,sjustthat.你知道我担心k尔Youknow,IwasmarriedtoKarl,我以前也想给他惊喜and1usedto.Trytosurprise

37、him,而他总是总是总是说andhewouldalways,always,alwayssay.“不苏珊别使我惊奇我不喜欢”No,Susan.Dontsurpriseme.Idontlikeit.不管怎样我都要做所以收起你那一套Whatever.mdoingit,sokeepyourtrapshut.现在如果你不介意的话Nowifyou,llexcuseme,我还要去买♥♥件婚纱vegottagoandbuyaweddingdress.噢顺便说一下我打算穿白色的Oh,andbytheway,llbewearingwhite,那样所有人都会感到惊喜的sothatllbe

38、asurpriseforeverybody.我不知道为什么我也要被卷进来IdontknowwhyIhavetogetdraggedintothis.发生在我孩子身上的事Whathappenedwithmykids和布里与安德鲁的情况没关系hasnothingtodowithBree,ssituationwithAndrew.坐吧Sit.依我看来Well,itsmyunderstanding你朋友的行为可能会给你的孩子带来伤害thatrealharmcouldhavecometoyourchildrenasadirectresultofyourfriendsbehavior.抱歉伯曼斯先生我不会

39、作证的msorry,Mr.Bormanis,butmnotgonnatestify.那会让我感觉不舒服Itjustdoesn,tfeelrighttome.这不是第一次有人感觉像你这样Well,thisisntthefirsttimesomeonesfeltthewayyoudo.所以这也不是我第一次不得不说Sothisisntthefirsttimevehadtosaythat如果你拒绝自愿出来作证ifyourefusetogiveadepositionofyourownaccord,那么我会说服你作证llcompelyoutogiveone.不过我想我不用ButmsureIwonthave

40、to.你是说这是布里做的？YouresayingBreedidthis?喝醉酒的时候Whileundertheinfluence.我知道你为了朋友而感到为难Iunderstandyourreluctancetoturnonafriend,但这不是为了你butthisisn,taboutyou.是为了安德鲁It,saboutAndrew.你觉得他受的苦还不够吗？Dontyouthinkhessufferedenough?你打算给他多少？Howmuchareyougonnagivehim?我估计要给他4万Ifiguredwecouldstartwithforty.4万？Thousand?他不过是脱

41、衣舞酒吧的一个保镖给他8千Hesabouncerinastripclub.Offerhimeight只给他8千他是不会把孩子卖♥♥给我们的Hesnotgoingtosellhisbabyfor$8,000.我们说的是同一个白♥痴♥吗？Arewetalkingaboutthesameidiot?我觉得给8千都已经算大方了Ithinkfor$8,000,youthrowinakidney.我不打算在这件事上讨价还价mnotgonnablowthisbybargainhunting.那是你的事卡洛斯Youknow,thatsyourproble

42、m,Carlos.还记得你买♥♥车的时候吗？你买♥♥的滞销货没人买♥♥滞销货Rememberwhenyouboughtyourcar?Youpaidsticker.好那一个没人要的孩子是多少钱恩、？告诉我Nobodypayssticker!Okay,andwhatsthestickerpriceonachild,huh?我想大概1万2Tellmethat.mthinking$12,000.弗兰克你得在合同上签字我在和这些人做交易Frank,youhavetosignthepaper.交易？Imadeadealw

43、iththesepeople.Adeal?我们现在说的不是一辆I日车是我们孩子Thisisntausedcarweretalkingabout.Itsourbaby.在你发作前Beforeyouscrewthisup,你要知道我能去把警♥察♥叫来justrememberthatIcangotothecopsandtellthem告诉他们你在地下室里种大♥麻♥aboutthepotfarmyouhavegoingoninourbasement.那只是些植物It,sjustacoupleplants.我不靠那赚钱Yeah,Idontdoitf

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