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1、根据真人真事改编好了小伙子们开始吧Allright,boys,herewego!康特斯我在想So,HUntSie,Iwaswondering,你究竟花了多久把你头发弄成这样的howlongdoesittakeyoutogetyourhairlikethat?差不多四个小时吧Aboutfourhours.真不错Itsnice.斯密提觉得你像激素打多了的史蒂夫旺(天才歌♥手)SmittythinksyoulooklikeStevieWonderonsteroids.但是我喜欢-去你的butIlikeit.-Fuckyou!噢!瞧瞧菜鸟给你整的那娘娘腔的脸Ooh!1.ookatthat
2、facepussythatrookiegaveyou.冰球坏小子我觉得我搞定他了IthinkInailedhim.橘镇马萨诸塞州人口:125,200上一个周日的清晨1.astSundaymorning阳光却像雨点一样Thesunshinefeltlikerain在上一周里Weekbefore它们就没有变过Theyallseemedthesame在上帝和真心朋友的帮助下WiththehelpofGodandtruefriends我才开始明白Icometorealize.恶毒得鞭笞着我另一边的脑袋Viciousslashtothesideofthehead.道格!,快去工作Doug!Gettowo
3、rk!洛思端亚RossRhea!飓风呀hurricane.这上面说你有棕色的眼睛Itsaysherethatyouhavebrowneyes.得了吧Comeon!你其实是蓝色的眼睛Youactuallyhaveblueeyesinreallife.我不会付钱的!他妈的mnotpayinganything!Fuck!真对不起兄弟mreallysorry,man.该死的Fuck.怎么了杰瑞?我什么都没赢到Whatstheproblem,Jerry?-Ididntwinanything!因为那是个自动点唱机杰瑞Thatsbecauseitsajukebox,Jerry.到闹市来吧宝贝Goondown
4、town,baby找个人来爱吧Findsomebodytolove我也不会再浪费时间rMeanwhile,Iaintwastintimenomore因为时间就像瓢泼大雨那样流走Causetimegoesbylikepouringrain还会流逝得更快Andmuchfasterthings.追逐着地铁.Runninafterthesubwaytrain.很有精神嘛多谢夸奖Nice.-Thankyou.戈德史密斯先生和太太你们看上去真年轻Mr.andMrs.Goldsmith,youguyslooktooyoung.下一次你需要带身份证过来否则我可不能让你进去了Youhavetobringyour
5、IDsnexttime.Otherwisemnotgonnaletyouin.啊?你在讲什么鬼东西Huh?Whatthehellareyoutalkingabout?芭芭拉过来见见格拉特先生和太太Barbara,dlikeyoutomeetDr.andMrs.Glatt.嗨很高兴见到你-你好Hi.Nicetomeetyou.MRS.-Howdoyoudo?还有他们的医生儿子艾勒Andtheirdoctorson,Ira.嗨很高兴见到你-很荣幸认识你Hi.Greattomeetyou.-Pleasure.喔艾碧这是我的小儿子道格Oh,Albee,thisismyyoungestson,Doug.
6、你好哎哟!对不起Hello.Ah!-Oh,sorry.嘿艾勒你有心上人吗So,Ira,haveyougotamainsqueeze?这么帅气的外科医生我敢打赌你迷倒了不少人Ahandsomesurgeon,Ibetyourebattingthemoff事实上我的心上人迟到了Mysqueezeislate,actually.你♥爸♥爸还以为你是单身呢Yourdadthoughtyouweresingle.我怎公会知道WhatdoIknow?话说回来道格你在哪所长春藤学校里混呢So,whatIvy1.eagueschoolareyouhidingat,Doug?道格并没
7、有从事家族事业Dougdidnotfollowinthefamilyvocation.他是个.-我做弹跳运动He,s.-Ibounce.打篮球那样的1.ikeabasketball?理查德Richard!嗨Hi!他们是非常亲密的朋友Veryclosefriends.简直就是两口子了格拉特Thatsquitethecouple,Glatt.他是犹太人吗IsheJewish?噢!快停下!Ah!Comeon,stop!风啊别再吹我的帽子了Stopblowingmyhat,wind!正式地说来他们两个都是收养的Fortherecord,theyrebothadopted.日复一日多年之后的路途都已不见
8、Byandby,wayaftermanyyearshavegone所有的战争狂人都相继死去留下我们独自在这里.Andallthewarfreaksdieoftleavinusalone.你来了呀!噢你这个英俊的混♥蛋♥Yes,thereheis!Oh,handsomebastard!快进来吧!快进来!-谢rComeonin!Comeonin!-Thanks.该死的你看到昨晚那个混♥蛋♥瑞亚都做了什么吧Fuck,tellmeyousawwhatfuckingRheadidlastnight.那一下削的太狠了Itwasaprettybruta
9、lchop.我之前从来没见过瑞亚那么丢脸过vefuckingneverseenRhealosehisshitlikethatbefore.他居然被禁赛20场Hegotsuspendedfor20fuckinggames.波士顿队把他下放给了圣约翰队BostonsendshimdowntoSt.Johns.他都4。岁rHe,s40yearsold.就是这样他已经完蛋了兄弟Thatsit.Hesfuckingdone,son!好了接下来欢迎收看”冰♥火♥两重天”节目Allright,then.WelcometoHotIce.今晚我们将听到洛斯瑞亚的歉意Tonight,w
10、ehaveRossRheasapology.致达里尔和他的家人ToDarylandhisfamily,我对之前所做的事感到非常的抱歉mdeeplysorryforwhathappenedoutthere,forwhatIdid.天呐看看他真可怜Jesus,lookathim.Itspathetic!我不会找借口Ihavenoexcuse.我不会Idont.上帝呀我再听不下去这种鬼话了JesusChrist.Icantstomachthisshitanymore.看到他这样他妈的让我难受Fuckingkillsmetoseehimlikethis.我可能会在下周的“冰♥火&hear
11、ts;两重天上来个特写llprobablyfeatureitonnextweeksHotIce除非伍斯特的那个混账苏利又打来电♥话♥unlessthatmotherfuckerSullyfromWorcestercallsinagain.就像上周那样他打进电♥话♥1.ike,lastweek,hecalledin说自己是彩票抽奖的工作人员pretendingthathewasfromsomefuckingsweepstakes,还说我赢了特♥等♥奖♥andhetoldmethatdwonthegr
12、andprize可以嘴里塞上50根“香肠”of50cocksinmymouth.他说我可以选择一次性塞50根Hegoes,Ihavetheoptionofsuckingall50atonce也可以选择每月1根一直玩乐50个月oroneamonthfor50fuckingmonths.该死真抱歉我没打算让你不开心的伙伴Fuck,msorry.Ididn,tmeantobringyoudown,pal.噢不没事Oh,no,no.我I.我无所事事你明白吗Idonthaveathing,youknow?比如你有节目要做1.ike,youhaveyourshow.而我老爸和哥哥Andmydadandmy
13、brother,他们做医生的也有自己的事theyhavetheirdoctorthing.而我什么都没有Idontgotathing.除了我每个人都有事可干Everybodysgotsomethingbutme.让你爆我菊花会不会帮到你WouldithelpthatIwantyouinsideme?让你在我的巧克力工厂里整点柠檬汁出来ThatIwantyoutomakelemonadeinmychocolatefactory?去他♥娘♥的♥丧Eh?Fuckthisfuckingsadshit!去看看刺客队怎么把奥沙华队踢到屁滚尿流吧1.etsjustg
14、owatchtheAssassinskicktheshitoutofOshawa.我要用他妈的玉米热狗塞满你的大屁♥股♥llfillyourbig,thickassfulloffuckingcorndogs.去死吧奥沙华队Fuckyou,Oshawa!女士们先生们这只是比赛第一节1.adiesandgentlemen,thisisonlythefirstperiod.我预测这场混♥蛋♥比赛绝对会变成蹂蹒屁屁大赛Iampredictingthatthisfuckinggamebecomesanabsoluteass-raping就像那个可恶
15、的尼德巴蒂一样(美国演员)thatonlythelikesoffuckingNedBeatty或者也有可能只是“盎司“这种小阵容也能理解or,potentially,thecastof0zcancomprehend.道格你怎么看Dougie,anythoughts?真有趣香肠也好吃Thisisfun.Thesearetastytreats.噢!那是怎么回事Oh!Whatthefuckisthatshit?到小屋子里去!去你♥妈♥的♥Getinthefuckingbox!-Fuckyou!快进去!-滚你Y的Getin!-Fuckyourself!拜拜了姨
16、♥子♥Bye-bye,bitch!去你的!-神经病Fuckyou!-Psycho!欢迎来到橘镇混♥蛋♥WelcometoOrangetown,motherfucker!怎么回事Whatthefick?你想来跟我♥十♥一架吗你个死同性恋Youwantafuckingpieceofme,youlittlefuckingfaggot?嘿我哥哥就是同性恋Hey,mybrothersgay.受够门该死的Thatsit!Fucking.这他妈是要干嘛Whatthefuckisthis?噢糟了他往上面来了Oh,shit.He
17、scominguphere!你居然还在拍我你个死同性恋Youfuckingfilmme,youlittlefuckingfaggot!嘿我兄弟就是同性恋Hey,mybrothersGAY!混账东西Motherfucker!靠Cw!唉哟Oh!干得好道格!狠狠揍他那颗死脑袋Oh,attaboy,Dougie!Kickhisfuckingheadin!真♥他♥妈♥的爽Holyfuckingshit!看看他那张姨妈脸1.ookatthatface-period!你看见没Youseethisoverhere?你要收问你刚才的话吗Youwanttotakethat
18、wordback,please?滚你♥妈♥的♥死基佬Fuckyou,faggot!太棒了Yes!噢天呐Oh,myGod!道格威武!道格威武Doug!Doug!冰♥火♥两重天one.这才是我的好兄弟Thatsmyfuckinboy!种族大灭绝呀Bonergenocide!我很确定我的眼球都要射出来了Iamprettysuremyfuckingeyeballsjustejaculated.派特够了Pat,thatsit.今晚我们请来了一位非常特殊的客人Tonightwehaveaveryspecialfuckingguestjo
19、iningus.“野蛮人”道格格拉特DougTheThugGlatt!我可是你的粉丝呀这是个好节目mabigfan.Itsagoodshow.说到粉丝我们来接入电♥话♥吧Speakingoffans,letsgotothephones.幸运的家伙你接通的是冰♥火♥两重天节目Caller,youreblowinghotice.嗨你们好我想知道你是否喜欢吃热狗Hi,there.Iwaswonderingifyoulikehotdogs.额这个问题Huh.Thats.对我喜欢吃热狗太棒了Yes,Ilikehotdogs.-Great!但我更喜欢
20、玉米热狗不用小面包包着吃ButIprefercorndogsbecauseyoudontneedabunforit用小面包就全包住了而你可以从棍子那头开始吃becausethebunisallaroundit,andyoucaneatitfromastick.你喜欢热狗因为你喜欢嘴巴里含着大家伙哎孙子Youlikehotdogscauseyoulikebigcocksinyourmouth,son!你个贱♥人♥Youmotherfucker!去你♥妈♥的♥吧God-fucking-damnit!去你的格斯还有布莱恩你们这帮傻
21、♥逼♥Fuckyou,GusandBrian,youmotherfuckers!这号♥人也能接进来Youresupposedtoscreenthisshit!太恶心了!我不玩了Fuckthis!mdone!我也受够你了vehadenoughofyou还有你那个恶心的毛衣背心和极权国家的审杳制度好吧andyourfuckingsweater-vest,police-statecensorship,okay?嗨你好!你是冰♥火♥两重天接通的最后一位观众Hi,there!YouarethefinalcallereveronHotI
22、ce.你好我是若利霍顿斯Oh,hi.ThisisRollieHortense.我是橘镇刺客队的主教练mtheheadcoachoftheOrangetownAssassins.是吗?去死吧你派蒂帮我个忙Yeah?Gofuckyourself-Patty,domeafavor.让我和你兄弟道格谈谈好吗1.etmetalktoyourbuddythere,Doug,okay?我打电♥话♥是因为昨晚你给我留下了深刻的印象mcallingbecauseyouimpressedthehelloutofmelastnight,也震撼了其他人andalotofotherpeopl
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