So Help Me Todd《帮帮我托德（2022）》第二季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、你好梅里特能听到吗MARGARET:Hello,Merritt?Uh,canyouhearme?可以玛格丽特能听到MERRITT:Yes,Margaret,mhere.终于来了Anditsfinallyhappening.李氏姐妹刚刚炒了The1.eesistersjustfired七个月内的第七家律所theirseventhattorneyinsevenmonths,你要去拉拢她们来我们律所andyouaregoingtoacquirethemasclients.李氏姐妹身家4000万美元The1.eesistersareworth40million,打理她们的基金会可以得到andhandl

2、ingtheirfoundationwouldyield2%的佣金这能维持我们接下来atwo-percentcommissionratethatcouldkeepusafloat几个月的生计forthenextfewmonths.我们需要这个Andweneedthat.我相信你听说过Butasmsureyouvebeentold,她们是怪物theyaremonsters,明天会到andthey1recomingintomorrow.我能信任你来谈成这笔交易吗CanItrustyoutosealthisdeal?当然Ofcourse.我们不是都准备好了吗I-1thoughtweprepareda

3、llthis.是着手做了但你一直都很忙Westarted,butyouvebeentoobusy就没做演示搞tofinishthepresentation.Oh.就没做演示搞tofinishthepresentation.Oh.而我一直在替你炒掉的那个办公室经理擦屁♥股♥Andvebeencoveringfortheofficemanageryoufired.我能冲梅里特的声音里听出来IcouldjusthearitinMerrittsvoice,高高在上drippingwithcondescension.高高在上drippingwithcondescension.

4、他觉得我Hedoesntthinkthat签不下来这些客户Icanlandtheseclients?我们必须全力以赴Wehavetopulloutallthestops;十八般武艺都搬出来thefulldogandponyshow.你知道所有活都是YoudorealizeIwillbetheone我一个人在做吧弗朗西我会帮忙的doingallthework?Francey,llhelp.我们需要这个Weneedthis.而我需要跟你谈谈AndIneedtotalktoyou.现在没空托德忙得很No,notnow,Todd.Verybusy.弗朗西我们通个宵So,Francey,wewillwo

5、rkthroughthenight.优秀Oh,great.Oh!你可以来吃晚饭没错Youcancometodinner.Yes.Oh.现在去找个年轻的律师助理来帮你Now,gogetoneofthoseyoungparalegalstohelpyou.行快去快去Yeah,yeah,Go,go,go,go,go.好什么事托德我很忙Okay,whatisit,Todd?mbusy.把门关上Closethedoor.坐Sitdown.坐Sitdown.你有什么事要告诉我吗Anythingyoudliketotellme?哪方面Aboutwhat?廉价卫生纸难喝的咖啡Cheaptoiletpaper,

6、badcoffee.厨房♥里新鲜点心没了Freshpastriesinthekitchen,gone.大厅里的花没了Flowersinthelobby,gone.丽莎办公室经理走了1.isa,theofficemanager,gone.而且没人填上位置Andnoreplacement.托德Oh,Todd.我身为波特兰最厉宙的侦探不是徒有虚名的IamnotPortlandsbestdetective-to-befornothing.我们财务方面有困难了对不对Wereinfinancialtrouble,arentwe?Uh.律所在削减开支Thefirmiscuttingback.员

7、工物品都在消失People,thingsdisappearing.你把我工资减半现在就都说得通了Youcutmysalaryinhalf.Itallmakessensenow.托德我们没困难Todd,wearenotinanytrouble.我负责财务决策Iaminchargeoffinancialdecisions,这只是在提高效率and-andwearejustbeingefficient.你在骗我Yourelyingtome.瞧瞧你逃避眼神交流1.ookatyou,youreavoidingeyecontact.嘿别乱转了Hey,stopmovingaround.妈我们有困难r之前为什么

8、不告诉我Mom,wereintrouble.Whydidntyoutellme?你不信我吗Y-Youdon,ttrustme?我们一起经历了那么多Imean,afterallwevebeenthrough,我还以为我们是蝙蝠侠和罗宾1thoughtwewereBatmanandRobin,卡格尼和莱西夏洛克和华生Cagneyand1.acey,SherlockandHolmes.我很信任你的真的Oh,Itrustyoujustfine,Ido.没什么大事需要回报的1mean,theresreallynothingserioustoreport.我在努力搞定Iamholdingitalltoge

9、ther.晚饭见Iwillseeyouatdinner.如果克莱姆没有明显皮疹Well,ifClemdoesn,thaveavisiblerash,那我怀疑是手脚和嘴的问题thenIdoubtitsactuallyhand,footandmouth.改成蓝色换下字体Makeitblueandchangethefont.这个演示稿一定要看起来很上档次Thiswholepresentationhastoreadasclassy.这字体名字就叫“上档次”ThisfontisliterallycalIedClassy.怎么了Whatisgoingon?我们想争取到一个Oh,well,wearetryi

10、ngtowoo很大很难搞定的客户averybig,verydifficultclient,and.弗朗西不行蓝色烤箱里不是在烤着派呢吗Francey,no.Blue.Dontyouhavepieintheoven?你都没吃托德抱歉是Youdidnteatathing,Todd.msorry.Yeah.那个面包卷你不吃吗CHET:Oh,uh,yourenotgonnaeatthatroll?不吃给你吧给Uh,no,no,no.goahead.Here.你会跟切特分享食物却不肯给我Uh,soyoullsharefoodwithChetandnotme?如果你在我家吃我的东西就该买♥&

11、hearts;新的补上Ifyoueatmyfoodinmyhome,thenyoushouldbereplacingit.我不这么认为无所谓了行吧那可是我家1 dontthinkso.Whatever.Okay,well,itsmyhome.感觉听到了去年同样的话只是说话的人反过来了FeellikeIheardthisconversationinreverselastyear.托德看我做了你最喜欢的派Todd,look,Imadeyourfavoritepie.Mm.Ooh.Mm-hmm.嗯妈谢了我只是觉得我吃不下Yeah,Ma,thanks.IjustdontthinkIcan.等等我忘了告

12、诉你Oh,wait,Iforgottotellyou因为你今早太烦人了becauseyouwerebeingsoannoyingthismorning.我急诊收了个病人是个私♥家♥侦♥探♥IhadapatientintheER,aPI,他抓到了罗格河连环杀手andhecaughttheRogueRiverserialkiller?慢着什么真的吗理查德弗兰克斯Wait,what?Seriously?RichardFranks?迪克弗兰克斯那个侦探很酷啊DickFranks,thedetective?Thatscool.我觉得幻灯片页数太多了

13、Ithinkwehavewaytoomanyslides.我们还需要饼干我天Well,wealsoneedcookies.Ah!God!我侧面肌肉好像拉伤rIthinkIpulledamuscleinmyside.疼死我了Itskillingme.这里是不是很冷是很冷吧Andisitfreezinginhere?Itscold,right?是右侧腰下面吗Isitrightside,IikeJustbelowyourwaist?什么是吧说不清What?Uh,yeah.Yeah,Idontknow.左侧另一边疼吗按一下这里Doesithurtontheotherside,theleft?Justp

14、resshere.另一边不疼Myotherside?Uh,no.It松手什么Nowrelease.What?搞什么OwlWhatthehell?这回这边更疼了Thatmadethissidehurtmore.可能是胀气咖啡还要多久能好Probablygas.Howlonguntilthatcoffeeisready?艾莉森你是赶时间吗不是但托德着急Oh,Allison,areyouinahurry?No,butToddis.这是阑尾炎我有95%的把握Thatsappendicitis,andm95%sure今晚会被摘除it,scomingouttonight.什么我阑尾要怎么了是破裂了吗Wha

15、t?IMyappendixiswhat?Hasitburst?你有能带走的杯子吗Doyouhaveto-gocups?打包带走咖啡不是带他的阑尾Forthecoffee,notforhisappendix.你会没事的什么不要Youllbefine.What?No.你现在就要摘除吗Youretakingitoutnow?不要不是我要帮你No.No,mhelpingyou从椅子上站起来来吧outofyourchair.Please.妈咖啡这就去Mom,coffee.mgoing.不不不不你要干嘛为什么啊我不要No,no,no,no.Whatareyoudoing?Why?Idontwantto.我

16、吃馅饼我吃无所谓lleatthepie,lleatthepie,Idontcare.我们不是该坐救援直升机吗Shouldntwebeinalife-flighthelicopter?你不能直接闯红灯吗Orcantyoujustrunalltheseredlights?可以需要我眼睛闭上开车吗Yeah,sure.ShouldIalsodrivewithmyeyesclosed?等等等等回去我忘拿手♥机♥了Wait,wait,wait,wait.Goback.Iforgotmyphone.不我才不会No,mnot-我们不会为了部手♥机♥回去的

17、Werenotturningaroundforaphone.你还想出发前带杯咖啡呢Youretheonewhowantedcoffeebeforeweleft.在你眼里咖啡比我的命还重要艾莉森Youchosecoffeeovermylife,Allison.咖啡是为了能让我清醒的把你送去医院的TokeepmeawakewhileIambulanceyoutothehospital.但实际上你知道吗Butactually,youknowwhat,前面有家星爸爸thereisaStarbucksupahead.不不不不走就是了No.No,no.Go,go!罗宾这就是我打电♥话&hea

18、rts;说要拍CT的那位Robin,thisisthatCTscanIcalledabout.嘿谢莉能让克雷奥准备ORB吗Hey,Shelley,canyouhaveCleoprepOR-B?ORB是什么你们为什么说暗语啊Orb?WhatsOrb?Whyareyouspeakingincode?手术室B他进人癫狂模式了OperatingRoomB.Heshysterical.能给他注射点东西让他冷静下来Cansomeonegethimsomethingtocalmhimdown或者把他嘴麻醉了吗orparalyzehismouth?可以阑尾切除后Yes,youcanstillhavechild

19、ren你还是可以生娃的你开玩笑呢吗afteranappendectomy.Areyoukidding?你会给我找最好的外科医生吗Areyougettingmethebestsurgeon?我是重要病患吗AmIaprioritypatient?要不然有你这么个妹妹有什么意义Orelsewhatsthepointofhavingyouasasister?这话我也常问自己Iaskmyselfthatalot.等等什么Wait.What?这不是杀光全人类的机器人吗Isntthattherobotthatkilledallthosepeople?是的呢但他们给修好了Yeah,buttheyfixedit

20、.应该是修好了吧天希望是修好了Ithinktheyfixedit.Gosh,Ihopetheyfixedit.到时候就知道喽guessweregonnafindout.是要给我麻醉了吗TODD:A-AmIgoingunder?我麻醉了吗这是麻醉的感觉吗AmIunder?Isthisunder?1托德从十开始倒数Todd,countbackwardsfromten.好ZYX87Okay.Uh,Z-Y-X-8-7会没事托德Everythingsgonnabefine,Todd.TODD:Uh,V.2 1托德Two,oneA1.1.ISON:Todd?托德:Todd?托德Todd?托德Todd?To

21、dd.你好Hello.托德Todd.托德托德抱歉嗨亲爱的Todd,Todd.Oh,sorry.Hi,honey.什你没事Wha.Youreallright一切都好他们把你阑尾切除了Everythingsfine.Theytookyourappendixout,你没事了我没事了andyourefine.Oh,oh,m-mokay?是的感谢上帝赐予你妹妹Yes.ThankGodforyoursister.我昏迷多久了几点了How-howlongwasIoutfor?Whattimeisit?现在是凌晨4点26Oh.Oh,itis4:26inthemorning.但现在没事了Butnoweveryt

22、hingsfine.我保证你没事了你Ipromiseyou,youregood.Youre-我该走了你去哪儿vegottogo.Whereareyougoing?几小时后我就要做一个Well,vegotthatbigpresentation非常重要的演示了我都快死了inacoupleofhours,andIambarelyalive.我天我觉得自己像乒乓球一样从个危机Oh,myGod,Ifeellikemjustping-ponging被打到下一个危机fromonecrisistothenext.好但我会尽快赶回来了Okay,butIwillbebackjustassoonasIcan.托德托

23、德这是你耳机Oh,Todd,Todd,hereareyourEarBods.我在你口袋里找到的太好了Ifoundtheminyourpocket.Great.不行先由我保管No,mjustgonnaholdontothem.等等我手表呢Wait,wheresmywatch?我我我手♥机♥呢托德Uh,my-my-myphone?Todd.躺好亲不是我1.iedown,hon,No,I-躺平躺好好的1.ieflat,liedown,okay.这是你的止痛药点滴Now,hereisyourpaindrip.好吧Mm-hmm.Right?如果有任何不舒服的感觉Ifyoufe

24、elanydiscomfort,按那个小按钮就可以youjustpressthatlittlebuttonrightthere.好但是Okay.Ah,but.一小时只能按一下Onceanhouronly.好吗我要拿走了Oh.Uh.0kay?mgonnatakeitfromyou.亲爰的很高兴你没事Darling,msogladyoureokay.这屋里还有别人呢Theressomebodyelseinhere?是的但我以为他Yes,but-butIthoughthewassleeping一直在睡觉thewholetime.好晚安Okay.Goodnight.晚安亲爱的爱你Goodnight,h

25、oney.Iloveyou.好的爱你Okay.1.oveyou.爱你拜1.oveyou.Bye.我天好多事要做啊Oh,myGod,vegotsomuchtodo.不好意思医生Oh,excuseme.Uh,Doctor.你好我只想跟你说一下Yes,hello.Um,Ijustwantedyoutoknow我儿子现在醒了托德405房♥间thatmysonisawakenow.Todd,inRoom405.我会去处理的Illtakecareofit.111射谢Uh.Thankyou.法官Judge.鹏鹏Pelican.谋杀Murder.嗨:Hi.嗨:Hi.我不我不需要那个I-1don,

26、t.Idontneedthat.如果您选择CF&W作为您的法律顾问So,shouldyouchoosetoretainCF&Wasyourattorneys,我可能会建议将您众多的非常棒的1mightrecommendsplittingyourmany,wonderful慈善基金会charitablefoundations分成独♥立♥实体intoindividualentities,每个都有自己的经营原则eachwiththeirownoperatingprinciple和保险政策andinsurancepolicies.什么意思Whatsthatmean?这就是律

27、师嘴里对”债务的说法Itslawyertalkfor,liability.,所以她说的Soshemeans是钱咯money.Mm.像二位女士拥有这么多的资产Withanetworthsuchasyours,如果某个部分出了问题ladies,shouldsomethinggowronginonearea,我们就会把它隔离开下一页弗朗西Wewouldwanttocordonoff-Nextslide,Francey.我们就会把它的损失分割来看Wewouldwanttocordonoff用以保护您的其它业务the,uh,damageinordertoprotectyourother-她跟其它律所没有

28、两样蒂尔Oh,shesjustlikealltheothers,Till.像个吓坏了的Terrified,scurryingaround四处乱窜的小老鼠likeafrightenedlittlemouse.而且这咖啡巨难喝Andthiscoffeetastesawful.Oh.你好Hello你还活着啊Yourealive.定是哪里搞错了Somethingmustvegonewrong.是啊我觉得很奇怪头晕不舒服Ugh,yeah,Ifeelweirdanddizzyandoutofit.嗯嗯完全正常Mm-hmm,sototallynormal.顺带一提你的胆固醇水平到临界值了Yourcholes

29、terolismildlyalarming,bytheway.你才到临界值门顺带一提Youremildlyalarming,bytheway.我的室友呢谁Whathappenedtomyroommate?Who?就那张床上的男人昨晚他就躺在那Theguywhowasinthatbed,lastnight,there.Rightthere.不知道他不是我的病人Noidea,hesnotmypatient,而且我刚到and1justgothere.你看上去应该没事了Uh,youlooklikeyourefine.就是头发跟疯子似的Justwithlunatichair.是我还是谁头发跟疯子似的Oh

30、,Ihavelunatichair?说的好行吧我得去急诊室了Nice.Um,okay.IgottogetbackdowntotheER,但是等等不是你等会儿but.Waino,wait.昨晚那张床上躺着个人Therewasaguyherelastnight,说什么谋谋杀inthatbed,talkingabouta-amurder?而且他还跟一个红头发的医生在密谋And-andhewasplottingwiththisredheadeddoctor.叫叫洁琳医生A-A.aDr.Jelen?好吧Okay.嘿奥利维亚Hey,Olivia?能请你叫洁琳医生来一趟吗谢了WouldyouhaveDr.J

31、elencirclebackhere?Thanks.有人说过你止痛药吃嗨了吗Didanyonementionthatyouarehighasakiteonpainkillers?不是我就是无意中听到了他们交谈No,Ioverheardthemtalking.提到谋杀一个一个法官叫佩利根Somethingaboutmurderinga-ajudge.UhJudgePelican?行是Oh,yes,ofcourse.完全说的通Thatmakesalotofsense.嗨托德这位是杰林医生Hi,um,TodthisisDr.Jelen.杰林医生Dr.Jelen,这是我满嘴说胡话的哥哥meetmyha

32、llucinatingbrother.你好幻觉哥哥Heno,hallucinatingbrother.你你跟昨晚不一样了啊You?Youreadifferentperson.瞧这止痛剂闹的谢默里Funnyhowthatworks.Thanks,Murray.托德你这在医学术语ETodd,inmedicalterms,就叫药物致幻youare,hoppedupongoofballs.对F偏执业余散漫Andthingsmightlookdifferenttotheparanoid,有阴谋论倾向的大脑来说amateur,scattershot,情况可能会有所不同conspiracytheorist-

33、leaningbrain.呼叫格兰特医生急诊12室MAN:PagingDr.Grant,ERModule12.我在上班在工作Youknow,matwork,atmyjob,然后还被人用查克的姓呼叫andmbeingsummonedbyChuck,slastname.真是心烦Idontloveit.我在想啊Youknow,IwaskindOfthinking也许我该开个三明治店Imightmaybeopenasandwichshop.什么不不可能是可能What?No,youwerent.Yeah,Iwas.间茅草小屋卖♥♥火腿芝土三明治1.ikeathatchedbu

34、ngalowwithhamandcheese-茅草小屋你谁啊彼得兔吗Athatchedbungalow?Whoareyou,PeterRabbit?你能置一下我的同屋到底出什么事了吗Canyoujustfindoutwhathappenedtomyroommate?我不能也不会No,IcantandIwillnot.我得走了等等等等小艾Igottogo.Wait,wait,wait,Al.我该做什么呢手♥机♥都没在手里WhatamIsupposedtodohere?Idontevenhavemyphone.房♥间的墙上就有部电&hearts；话&hea

35、rts;Theres,umftheresaphoneinthewallbehindyou.什么你认真的What?Seriously?嗯呀欢迎回到1999Yeah.Welcomebackto1999.等等我都不记得任何人的电♥话♥号♥码Wait,Idon,tevenknowanyonesphonenumber.好吧Okay.克莱斯特弗丁&莱特律师事务所我是苏珊Crest,Folding&Wright.ThisisSusan.苏珊谢天谢地终于我的手指头疼死了Oh,Susan.ThankGod.Finally.Myfingeriskillingme.等等为什

36、么是手指头呢Wait,whatdoyoumeanyourfinger?我听说你是阑尾炎啊1hearditwasyourappendix.我们还上班呢Weareworkinghere.不不没事了无所谓TODD:No,no,i-itsfine.Itdoesntmatter.你能帮我搜个东西吗Um,canyougooglesomethingforme?非常重要It,simportant.海德克利本斯坦的离婚案非常重要TheHeidecker1.eibensheindivorceisimportant.我人可还在医院Iamliterallyinthehospital,躺在病床上呢赖尔onmydeath

37、bed,1.yle.眼见为实BelievethatwhenIseeit.你想要我查什么托德SUSAN:Whatdoyouneed,Todd?有没有Um,istherea.你能在当地法♥院♥或者俄勒冈什么地方搜一下佩利根法官吗CanyoufindaJudgePelicaninthelocalcourtsoranywhere还耨晒法官inOregon,actually?JudgePelican?我们是不是还要搜一下河马警官啊ShouldwealsosearchforOfficerHippopotamus?没有查到佩利根法官NotseeinganyJudgePelican

38、s.试试鸟头（箫蛋）侦探TryDetectiveBirdbrain.好吧好吧你能Okay,okay,canyoujust,um.你能转接给我妈吗Canyoujusttransfermetomymom?你听我说她根本不比其他律师强MI1.DRED:1.isten,mtellingyou,shesnobetter没分别thantherest.Justlikebefore.那我告诉你她跟其他人一样TI1.1.IE:Andmtellingyousheslike但更糟糕alltheothersbutworse.弗朗西你干嘛呢Oh,Francey.Whatareyoudoing?谢谢但拿点心也没用Than

39、kyou,butthesearenotgoingtohelp.天Oh,God.我真的是只受了惊吓的小老鼠吗AmIreallyafrightenedlittlemouse?不是No.这些蛋糕一块27元呢所以你AndIpaid27buckseachfortheselittlecakes,soyou.对了托德打电♥话♥找你Oh.Yeah.Toddisonthephone.你就在这边接吧Youcantakeitoverhere.好There.Great.喂宝儿Hello,sweetheart?妈妈听我说Mom,Mom,Okay.Uh,listen,你还记得昨晚那个一直哼哼的

40、人吗yourememberlastnight,thatguythatwasgroaning?哼哼什么不记得谁哼哼来着Groaning?What?No.Who,sgroaning?就是昨晚在医院我住的房♥间里No.1.astnight,inmyhospitalroom,我的那个室友他一直哼哼唧唧的thatguy,myroommate,hewasgroaning,然后我看见他和一个andthenIsawhimtalking红头发的神秘女人说话来着tothismysteriouswomanwithredhair.红头发对对我看见她了Oh,redhair.Yes,yes,Isawher.

41、走廊里那个医生嘛你看见rThedoctorinthehallway?Youdid?哇太好了但她不是个医生Wow.Okay.Uh,well,uh,shesnotadoctor.她完全是另一个人Shesatotallydifferentperson.她什么对然后我的室友Shesawhat?TODD：Yes,andthen失踪了或者我也不知道是怎么的myroommatedisappeared,orIdon,tknowwhat,但他和那个红头发女人butthenheandthatredheadedwoman绝对跟一起谋杀阴谋有关系weredefinitelyinvolvedinsome-somemur

42、derplot,而他们想杀一个叫andtheyaretryingtokilla.佩利根的法官托德aJudgePelican?MARGARET:Oh,Todd.在波特兰就没有叫佩利根的法官ThereisnoJudgePelicaninPortland.托德Uh,Todd,宝儿现在我是真没时间sweetheart,thisisnotagoodtimeforme.晚点我会去医院看你1.isten,Iwillbeatthehospitallateron.不行妈我认真的你必须相信我No,Mom,mserious.Youhavetobelieveme.我觉得可能有人要被杀了而且Ithinksomeonei

43、sgonnagetmurderedand.托德你Todd,you当时药劲儿还没过weremedicated.没有人会被谋杀Nooneisgoingtogetmurdered.托德你不如躺下来Todd,whydontyoujustliedown,冷静一下andcalmdown,然后我很快就去看你哈andIwillbethere,uh,verysoon.为什么就不相信我呢Whatiswithyounottrustingme?我妈1.Mom?妈Mom!托德这位是迪克弗兰克斯Todd,thisisDickFranks,就是我跟你说的那个侦探thedetectiveIwastellingyouabout

44、.他会成为你的新室友He,sgoingtobeyournewroommate,这样你们俩就有的聊了sothat,uh,youguyshavestufftotalkabout,就都别来找我麻烦了andyoullbothleavemealone.迪克不能抽烟Dick,nosmoking.好Okay.等等你就是Wait,you,re,uh,迪克弗兰克斯就是你youreDickFranks.Thatsyou.那个抓住罗格河连环杀手的家伙TheguythatcaughttheRogueRiverserialkiller.就是我IsureasShirleyam.这个凶手真特么的Huh.Hellofamurderer,姨♥子♥养♥的♥给我眼睛来了一刀thatsonofabitch.Stabbedmeintheeye.哪哪只眼Oh,i-inwhicheye?也许是腿Maybeitwastheleg.Huh.嘿你有烟吗Hey,yougotacigarette?这里不能抽烟Oh,uh,theresnosmokinginhere.天现在怎么哪都不能抽烟Ah,man,theresnosmokinganywhereanymore.这哪儿医院吗Whatisthis,ahospita