So Help Me Todd《帮帮我托德（2022）》第二季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、帮帮我托德前情提要切特PreviouslyonSoHelpMeTodd.ChetandIare打算再要个-宝宝havinganother.Baby.宝宝Ababy!帕蒂跟你约会的是个杀人犯Patty,youareonadatewithamurderer.又来Again?我说完了Irestmycase.好的谢谢法警JUDGEME1.ANIE:Allright,thankyou.Bailiff?麻烦护送陪审员们去审议室Ifyouwouldescortthejurorstothedeliberationroom.感觉各位为此案付出的时间谢谢Weappreciateyourtimeonthiscase

2、,thankyou.4点47分结束的作证部分Itlookslikeclosingtestimonywrappedat4:47.吉莉安现在是最难的部分Gillian,thisisthehardpart-等待但你很勇敢thewaiting-butyouwerebrave口齿清晰我们赢面很大andarticulate,andwehaveagoodchance.其余各位感谢Thankyou,everyoneelse,感谢大家thankyouall.本案最后一天到此为止Thisconcludesthefinaldayonthiscase.我这辈子都掌握在这12个人手里了Mywholelifeisinth

3、ose12peopleshands.陪审团审议才.刚刚开始Butthejurysdeliberationshavejustbegun.你必须选择每一天的DICK:Yougottochoose,everysecond每一秒成为一名侦探ofeveryday,tobeadetective.你必须去想如何安排你的时间Yougottothinkabouthowyouspendyourtime,如果过你的人生howyouliveyourdamnlife.嘿托德-嘿Hey,Todd.Hey.是要回家吗Yougoinghome?Uh.今晚有安排吗Whatareyoudoingtonight?橡树公园要放烟花T

4、hereisafireworksthingatOaksPark.是抱歉Uh,yeah,sorry.是抱歉Uh,yeah,sorry.我得去参加家庭晚宴所以Iactuallygotabigfamilydinner,so.那这周未可以吗Oh,well,maybethisweekend?俄勒冈科学与T业博物馆有弗洛伊德激光展1.aserFloydintheOMSIPlanetarium.不行Uh,no.no.没办法啊我有工作要忙Nocando.mjustfocusingonwork.要着眼于一些职业目标Zeroinginonsomecareergoals.是哦波特兰头号♥私&heart

5、s;家&hearts侦♥探♥Oh,right,PortlandsnumberoneP.1.我看到你传♥单♥TYeah,Isawyourflyer.在玫瑰园的垃圾桶里看见的InthetrashcanattheRoseGardens.不管怎样感谢你的邀请Anyway,thankyoufortheinvite.嗯-改天再约Yeah.Uh,anothertime.也可以好的MaybeorOkay.也可以不约.maybenot.不能有干扰好DICK:Therecanbenodistractions.Yeah.不能有干扰-好吧拜Nodistracti

6、ons.Allright,bye.和院长的交叉问讯很精彩Itwasanicecrosswiththedean.谢r结束语很强有力Thanks.Strongclosingremarks.是但那样够吗Yeah,butwasitenough?你觉得他们会怎么打Whichwaydoyouthinktheyllgo?不知道你委托人很有同情心Idontknow.Yourclientissympathetic.但我证据更有力些ButIthinkIhavestrongerevidence.怎么打都有可能Couldgoeitherway.也许吧Maybe.你知道是他先来找我的吗Youknowhecametome

7、first?我知道Iknow.我知遣Iknow.我也很惊讶你居然没接Andmsurprisedyoudidnttakehimon.我不喜欢他Well,Ididntlikehim.他有钱啊He,sgotdeeppockets.如果我听到你律所的传言是真的的话Ifwhatmhearingaboutyourfirmistrue.看来我讨厌的道德观又妨碍到我了Iguessmypeskymoralsgotinthewayagain.还有吉莉安AndGillian,oh.我对于她的案子更有共鸣Ifeltreallystronglyabouthercase.我也有过那样的时刻Mm,vehadthosemom

8、ents,too.祝你今晚过得愉快Youhaveagoodnight.你也是多梦茜You,too,Dorothy.Mm-hmm.你也是多萝茜You,too,Dorothy.Mm-hmm.你好FEMA1.EVOICE:Hello?你是玛格丽特莱特吗-是的AreyouMargaretWright?Yes.我是来作证的I.mheretotestify.我会作证的Illdoit.我会作证的Illdoit.为什么作证Testifyforwhat?你哪位Whoareyou?我收到你的信了Igotyourletter.俄勒冈城市学院的案子AbouttheOregonCityCollegecase.俄勒冈城市

9、学院的案子AbouttheOregonCityCollegecase.我会作证吉莉安的案子吗AndlldoitGillianscase?可庭审已经结束了Butthe-thetrialisover.完事了刚刚结束陪审团Weredone,we-wejustfinished.Thejuryis.好吧好的Okay,allright.行吧Okay,um等等等等你叫什么名字Wait,wait,wait.Whatisyourname?你什么时候收到我的信的Whendidyougetmyletter?不不不不没所谓了谢谢Um,no.No,no,no.No,nevermind.Thankyou,no.这是最奇怪

10、的MARGARET:Itwasthestrangestthing.我完全不知道她是谁AndIhavenoideawhoshewas.但你认为她有关于案子的信息吗Butdoyouthinkshehasanyinformationaboutthecase?即便有也太迟rWell,e-evenifshedoes,its-itstoolate.陪审团已经进入审议了Thejuryisindeliberationsnow.而且几乎不可能重新开庭Anditspracticallyimpossibletoreopenatrial.不好意思这个是起诉那个恶心教授的Sorry,thisisthecollegede

11、famationcase大学诽谤案吗withthegrossprofessor?是的他给她提供了一个实习机会作为Yeah,heofferedheraninternshipinexchange不正常行为的封口费for,urn,inappropriatefavors.以权谋私Quidprogross.她报告了这一事件Shereportedtheincident可没人信她这也是自然andnoonebelievedher,ofcourse.所以她在抖音上勇敢爆料SoshebravelycalledhimoutonTikTok,现在他起诉她andnowhessuingher诽谤我意思是这也fordefa

12、mation.1mean,itsjust,太可怕了怎么说好呢itsawful.PATTY:Oh,Idontknow.我不会说抖音很可怕IwouldntsaythatTikTokisawful.我刚开了自己的账户Ijustopenedmyownaccount,PattyJam6005小写bPattyJam6005-lowercase-B.我所看到的Andwhatmseeing,推给我的视频onallmylittlefeedingstreams,只有一个女人isonevideoofonewoman做火腿三明治makingonehamsandwich.抖音就只有这个吗IsthatallTikToki

13、s?不是我觉得那只能算是No,Ithinkit,sjustmore抖音的一个分支ofonesectionofTikTok.而且我听说大学CHET:AndIheardthatthecollege几平就没调查她的投诉barelyinvestigatedherclaims.他们就想把这事遮过去Theyjusttriedsweepingitundertherug.同时她的奖学金Andmeantime,herscholarship,银行账户以及herbankaccountsand.未来的事业都岌岌可危herfuturecareerareallinjeopardy.所以他声称她的抖音诽谤了他的公众形象So

14、hesclaimingthatherTikTokdefamedhispublicimage?所以抖音是跟诽谤有关喽Sothat,swhatTikTokisabout,defaming?那么那个女人就是Sothenthatonewomanis.在诽谤她的火腿三明治我defamingherhamsandwich?I.那个不是Thats-No.瞧瞧谁来了嘿劳伦斯Oh,lookwhoitis.Hey,1.awrence.机器人先生Mr.Robot.你好-嗨爸爸Hello.Hi,Papa.嗨克莱姆Hi,Clem.这个不详的气球是干嘛使的Whatisthisominousballoonfor?是真实存在的

15、啊好吧Oh,itsreal.Okay.我还以为我视网膜脱落了Ithoughtmyretinahaddetached.这个是性别揭秘气球It,sagenderrevealballoon.不好意思啥玩意儿宝宝性别是吧msorry,itsawhat?Ah,forthebaby?不是吧气球我还以为性别揭秘Seriously?Aballoon?Ithoughtforgenderreveals你应该去烧个农场啥的youweresupposedto,like,burndownafarm.这也太浪费太直男了Thisissobougieandheteronormative.艾莉森不要贬低你弟弟Allison,t

16、rynottobelittleyourbrother.我没贬低他我只是说说一行吧mnotbelittlinghim,mjustsaying.Fine.好我们想以有意思的方式跟你们所有人Okay,wewantedtosharethisinformation分享这个消息就像正常伴侣样withyouallinafunway,likeanormalcouplewould.你跟切特就是正常伴侣-切特是正常的YouandChetareanormalcouple.Well,Chetisanormal.等等但你知道是什么吗Wait,butdoyouknowwhatitis?行吧就告诉我们吧而不是Okay,th

17、enjusttellusratherthan-我现在就要把这个扎爆mgoingtopopthisnow.好吧他想这么干扎吧拜托Okay,hewantstodothis.Now,please.很有意思的-有吗Thisisfun.Isit?天God.是绿色Its,itsgreen.意思是Whichmeans?你们要养青蛙吗Yourehavingafrog?看来他们给错气球了Itwouldseemthattheygavemethewrongballoon.宝贝Oh,babe.我的土豆泥沾满了性别揭秘装饰Mymashedpotatoesarefullofgenderreveal.宝宝呢Andtheba

18、by?克莱姆Well,Clem?我要有个小♥弟♥弟♥啦Igetalittlebrother!男孩呀MARGARET:Aboy.我一直都很想要个男孩-什么vealwayswantedaboy.What?克莱姆有个小♥弟♥弟♥Oh,Clem,havingababybrother绝对是世上最棒的事了istheabsolutebestthinginthewholeworld.是法庭书♥记♥员Oh,its,itstheclerkatcourt.这时候打过来Atthishour?我去卧室接来托德

19、Uh,Ishouldtakeitinthebedroom.Here,Todd.好恭喜了劳伦斯Yep,yep.Oh,congratulations,1.awrence.1射谢Oh,thankyou.好我得去洗手间把我这身Okay.Iamgoingtode-frogmyself青蛙色给去了inthebathroom.嘿克莱姆你就要跟我一样当人家姐姐啦Hey,Clem,you,regonnabeabigsisterjustlikeme.我们应该一起住一晚庆祝一下可以看冰雪奇缘Weshouldhaveasleepovertocelebrate.WecanwatchFrozen.或者做指甲-或者可以做指

20、甲Ordosomenails?Orwecandonails.我们可以造个火山A1.1.ISON:Andwecanmakeavolcano还可以炸掉些东西andwecanblowsomestuffup.是不是很有意思你打算在哪做这事Wouldntthatbesofun?Andwherewouldyoudothis?不知道应该是托德家吧Idontknow,IguessatTodds.不行克莱姆不能靠近托德家Uh,no,ClemisntgoingnearTodds.她还没接种最后一针疫苗呢Shehasnthadherfinalvaccinationsyet.好吧我相信妈妈会让我在这里办的Okay,w

21、ell,msureMomwouldletmedoithere.你为什么抗拒呀我都提出来帮你们带孩？了Whyareyouresistingthis?mofferingtobabysit.就是我不确定你的It,sjustthatmnotsurethatyour.你现在的生活方式mnotsurethatyourcurrentlifestyle对克莱姆来说是否合适isappropriateforClemtobearound.我现在的生活方式这话什么意思Mycurrentlifestyle?Whatdoesthatmean?我们可以以后再讨论也许吧Wecandiscussitlater.Maybe.克莱

22、姆嘿我们去给爹地看看你画了什么Clem,hey,letsgoshowDaddywhatyoumade.好的Okay.小艾艾Oh,Al-pal.我跟你一起过女生之夜吧llhaveagirlsnightwithyou.就两位性感女士Justtwosexyladies以及一些商品目录还有奶昔withsomecatalogsandsomemilkshakes,woo-hoo!可我不看冰雪奇缘哈ButIwontwatchFrozen,no.太真实了It,stooreal.太亲密了做不到Tooclose,cantdoit.他们这么晚还在商议吗Theyweredeliberatingthislate?他们还

23、有疑问And-and-andtheyhavequestions.好吧不会好的Okay.No,allright,allright.我明天一早就去法♥院♥llbeatthecourthousefirstthinginthemorning.好的好谢Allright.Okay,thank谢谢thankyou.嘿搞Hey!Whatthe-?劳伦斯1.awrence,uh.怎么了whatisgoingon?你干嘛要打开所有的Whyareyouturningonallofthe-?你是要杀了我么Areyougonnakillme?你现在是在母亲律所里Isittruethatyou

24、renowoperating开了家私入侦探事务所吗aprivatedetectiveagencywithinMotherslawfirm?是的你的生意跟她的是分开的吧Yes.Andyourbusinessisseparatefromhers?你不用向那里的人汇报你客户情况或者收入吧Youdontreportyourclientsorincometoanyonethere?不用你可以对你的工作保密吗Yes.Andyoucankeepyourworkconfidential?可以Yes.那我有份委托让你做ThenIhaveajobforyou.杳下他是不是同性恋Findoutifhesgay.什么

25、What?谢谢你能来我知道有点仓促Thankyouforcoming.Iknowitwassomewhat陪审团昨晚在这里待到9点45shortnotice.Thejurorswerehereuntil9:45lastnight,他们有几个要求andtheyhavesomerequests.7号♥陪审员要求提前退出Jurornumbersevenisrequestinganearlyrelease.她女儿明天结婚Itsherdaughtersweddingistomorrow.7号♥陪审员我倾向于拒绝Jurornumberseven?Iaminclinedtosay

26、no.玛格丽特拜托她女儿结婚哎Margaret,comeon,herdaughterswedding?你要硬留下她她会跟你对着干的Shesgonnaturnonyouifyoukeepher.也是行吧Allright,yes.可以让她走吧Yes.Releaseher.还有陪审团要求重读汉克詹宁斯的AndthejuryhasaskedtohaveHankJenningst证词给他们听这点我倾向同意testimonyre-readtothem,whichIaminclinedtogrant.谢谢律师就这样Thankyou,Counsel,that,sall.难搞了啊Toughbreak.我觉得你拿

27、下？号♥陪审员了Ithinkyouhadjurornumberseven.但是替补就不好说了Butthealternates.他们不喜欢我也不喜欢吉莉安No,they-theydontlikemeorGillian.我能从他们脸上表情看出来Icantellfromthelooksontheirfaces.重读实验室合伙人的证词Andre-readingthelabpartner,stestimony?可不是什么好兆头Doesntbodewell.好你也是保重Allright,youtoo.Takecare.怎么样了Howditgo?出什么事了Whathappened?我们要输了W

28、erelosing.我要输了天mlosing.MyGod.为什么我什么都没做错WhyamItheonegettingpunishedwhenIdidnt可却要受到惩罚吉莉安doanythingwrong?Gillian.还没出事呢Nothinghappenedyet.我们没有要输Wearenotlosing.你知道吗Youknowwhat?我打个电♥话♥很快1.etmemakeaquickphonecall.好Allright.妈-托德这事可能毫无意义Mom?Todd,thismaybepointless,但我想你查下昨天那个神秘女生butIwantyoutoloo

29、kintothatmysteriousgirlfromyesterday.案子不是结了吗Well,Ithoughtthatcasewasclosed.还有我在忙别的事所以杳不了Alsominthemiddleofsomething,soIcant.忙什么事Inthemiddleofwhat?打盹吃饭灾难Anap?Ameal?Adisaster?嘿我跟你签的合同是允许我Hey,mycontractwithyouallowsmetotakeon接外面客户的这个客户要保密outsideclients,andthisoneisconfidential.保密Confidential?我不记得同意你保密啊

30、Idontrememberagreeingtoconfidential.那我就设定些有益处的界线ThenIamsettingsomehealthyboundaries而这是私人事务打给赖尔吧再见andthisisaprivatematter.Call1.yle.Guh-bye.嘿劳伦斯Hey,1.awrence?嘿Hey.嘿Hey.怎么你在跟踪我吗-是相当简单What,areyoufollowingme?Yes.Itwasveryeasy.事实证明你是这条街上唯一一个笨手笨脚的机器人Turnsout,youretheonlylumberingrobotonthisstreet.你有我要的答案r

31、吗Doyouhaveananswerforme?还没但这是怎么回事Notyet,butwhatisgoingonwiththissituation?你是想跟这人在一起吗Areyoutryingtogetwiththisguy?你是在利用我搞什么风流韵事吗Youreusingmetohavesomesortofaffair?是这样你有切特是很幸运的事Cause,look,yougotveryluckywithChet还是别冒险我没有Youdontwanttorisk-mnot.好的Okay,okay.很好没劈腿Great,notcheating.那我做了些初步调查SoIdidsomeprelim

32、inarydigging,他是本地法官andhesalocaljudge.这点你应该已经知道了WhichIassumeyoualreadyknew.但你为什么要知道他是不是同性恋啊Butwhydoyouneedtoknowifhe,sgay?不能直接问他吗Cantyoujustaskhim?有什么大不了的-不可以1mean,whatsthebigdeal?No.不许找他问是不是同性恋绝对不行Donotaskhimifhe,sgay,absolutelynot.这是你唯一不能做的事Thatstheonethingyoucannotdo.好吧好的Okay,wow,allright.我就知道这不是个

33、好主意Iknewthiswasabadidea.听着1.ook.如果你帮不了我我就去找Ifyoucanthelpme,Iwillfind真正能帮到我的侦探arealdetectivewhocan.别嘿我能做到我可以的No,no,hey,1candoitIcan.劳伦斯我会查出来的1.awrence,Illfindout.来的正好Ah,perfecttiming.好在我们寄出的184封Allright,ofthe184letterswesentout问询吉莉安教授信息的信中insearchOfinformationonGilliansprofessor,36个人没回复其中5人为女性36peopl

34、eneverresponded,andfiveofthosewerewomen年龄18到25岁之间betweentheagesof18and25.Mm-hmm.1234Onetwothree,four不是这些都不是她No,no,noneofthoseareher.她跟我差不多高深红色头发Shewas,urn,myheight,anddarkreddishhair.非常苍白Verypale.Oh,uh.第五位克拉拉威尔金斯Thefifthwoman,ClaraWilkins,has网上没有照片也没上网痕迹noonlinephotosandnoInternetpresence.对干现今大学生来说这

35、点很不寻常Well,thatisunusualforacollegestudenttoday.但在希尔斯伯勒她名下确实有一个寄件地址ButshedoeshaveaP.0.boxinhernameinHillsboro.我们过去看看1.etsjustgooutthere她对吉莉安的案子了解多少andseewhatsheknowsaboutGillian,scase.托德你在开玩笑吧Todd,yougottobekiddingme.偷法官垃圾肯定是Stealingajudgestrashhasgottobe联邦犯罪somesortoffederalcrime.拜托不过是垃圾Comeon,it,st

36、rash.那你干嘛找我来Andwhydoyouneedme?更重要的是我们为什么要在下面这里干这事Butmoreimportantly,whyarewedoingthisdownhere?秘密任务最高机密Secretassignment.Topsecret.我需要女性意见AndIneedawomansopinion.好吧Okay,so.好空的方便面杯Okay,okay,okay.Emptyinstantramencup?直的-什么Straight.What?冰棍棍同志Um-Ooh,Popsiclestick?Gay.为什么冰棍棍就是同志了WhyisaPopsiclestickgay?怎么说呢夏

37、天背心冰棍1dontknow.Summer,tanktops,Popsicles,骄傲游♥彳j♥手工艺品prideparade,crafts.太荒谬了也太一刀切了Thisisridiculous,andreductive.信我我知道但我总得有个入手点吧Believeme,Iknow,butIgottostartsomewhere.好我看下哈Okay,let,ssee.Um.好头发这是头发吗Okay.Uh,hair?Isthishair?等等他自己剪头发Wait,hecutshisownhair?直男不是慢着慢着Oh.Straight.No,wait,no.wait,

38、oh.实际上只是羽毛啊-好吧同志Theseareactuallyjustfeathers?Okay,gay.是件废弃羽绒服上面掉出来的Fromadiscardeddownjacket?直的-这人怎么什么都沾啊Straight?Ugh,thisguysallovertheplace.我真的必须破解这事Ireallyhavetocrackthis.嘿这里什么情况Hey,what,sgoingonoverhere?我认识那女的吗她看我的DoIknowthiswoman?Shesgivingme眼神很奇怪-不我是说也许吧areallyweirdlook.Oh,no.Well,Imean,maybe.但

39、那双大眼睛看的是我不是你Butthegooglyeyesareforme,notyou.她想跟我约会-慢着Shewantsto,uh,dateme.Wait.所以你才带我下来这里Isthatwhyyoubroughtmedownhere?你就能大眼睛看回她了Soyoucanmakegooglyeyesbackather?不是不是我现在没那心情No,no,no,no.Iamnotinthatheadspacerightnow.而且我不感兴趣好吧我是匹Andmnotinterested,okay?ma.独狼是我知道1.onewolf.Yeah,Iknow,Iknow.我听到你在电梯里喃喃自语了Ih

40、eardyoumutteringthatintheelevator.电梯里当时就我一个人啊Iwasaloneinthatelevator.不是的No,youwerenot.你应该去追她Youknow,youshouldgoforher.她挺可爱的She-She,scute.嘿你没必要Hey,youdonthaveto因为自己结婚了很幸福matchmakermeintoamatch就给我这儿牵线搭桥justbecauseyouareblissfullymarriedandhappynow.你有一天也会跟我一样的AWw,andyouwillbe,too,someday.Mwah.好了Okay,ok

41、ay.Um回到法官垃圾上面来TODD:Backintothejudgestrash.好这个Okay,herewego.糖果条包装黑巧克力杏仁Candybarwrapper.Darkchocolate,almonds.薄荷mint?双无性恋什么杏仁和薄荷Bi.Almondsandmint?Asexual.What?你开玩笑吗不是那可是三件事Areyoujoking?No,thatsthreethings.有三性恋这说吗Istrisexualathing?他们有薄荷棒MICAH:Theyhavethosepeppermintsticks.我知道你喜欢不行不许吃糖Iknowyoulikethem.N

42、o,nocandy.拜托就一根求求了Oh,comeon.Justone,please?迈卡不可以Micah,no.不好意思克拉拉威尔金斯Excuseme,ClaraWilkins?你怎久来了你们怎么找到我的Uh,W-whatareyoudoinghere?Howdidyoufindme?有重要的事Whoa,uh,itsimportant.关于麦登教授你有什么Doyouhavesomethingthatyouwanttoshare想告诉我的吗aboutProfessorMadden?迈卡去车里等Micah,gowaitinthetruck.快去Now.你之前说庭审结束了You-yousaidth

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