The Big Door Prize《大门奖（2023）》第二季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、（钥匙小伙）约翰逊先生摩尔福蝶机坏了Mr.Johnson.Themachinesbroken.孩子们我知道1know,kids.那破玩意只会给我惹麻烦Thatdangthing,sbeennothingbuttrouble.我已经打给维修店了但估计他们有更重要的活要做Icalledarepairshop,butIguessitslowpriorityforem.抱歉让你久等了Sorrytokeepyouwaiting.我之前要将一窝老鼠移出一个街头霸王游戏手柄IhadtoevictafamilyofmicefromaStreetFighterconsole,那窝老鼠堪比钉子户andtheydi

2、dnotgogently.没事你来的正是时候Thatsokay.Yourerightontime.来姑娘们吃点糖果吧Here,girls.HavesomeNerds.很快就能继续玩拳击机了多亏了Youllbebacktoboxinginnotime,thanksto.我叫伊恩你一定是Ian.Andyoumustbe.“杂货约翰逊”约翰逊杂货店GeneralJohnson.JohnsonsGeneral.我是说这里是约翰逊杂货店1mean,thisisJohnsonsGeneral.我名叫沃特约翰逊mWalterJohnson.“杂货约翰逊”是我父亲的名字JohnsonsGeneralwasmy

3、father.天啊Oh,man.从没见过这种机器Neverseenoneofthesebefore.至少有40年了吧Itsgottabeatleastwhat,40yearsold?对是不是很棒Yeah,itsgreat,isntit?我觉得这应该是Ithinktheygaveafewoftheseout宣传“彪形大汉晚餐”时送的附赠品whentheywerepromotingtheBurlyBoydinners.看来宣传手段对我有效Whichworkedonme,Iguess.我吃太多冷冻食品了Ieatsomuchfrozenfood.他们有壮男炖肉强力肉饼TheydotheStrongma

4、nStroganoff,MightyMeatloaf,铁汉芝士通心粉ManlyMacandCheese.单身汉的终极餐品Theultimatemealforthesingleman.单身汉我不相信你是Singleman?Ifindthathardtobelieve.你看明白为什么我修不了吧1.ookatthat.YoucanseewhyIcouldntfixthisthing.当然我来就是为了这个嘛沃特Well,that,swhymhere,Walt.你能把那些弯了的老虎钳给我吗Couldyouhandmethosebentnosepliers?这叫扳手Thisisawrench.真抱歉让你到

5、这里面来msosorrytomakeyoucomeallthewayback.都是那些该死的小孩不知道他们做了些什么Itsthesedarnkids.Idontknowwhattheyredoing.完全没事Itsreallynotroubleatall.我一直希望你会打来Iwashopingyoudcall.真的吗-对Really?-Well,yeah.其实我差点就打给店里了什么Ialmostcalledthestoreactually.-What?我想告诉你我尝了壮男炖肉Well,IwantedtotellyouthatItriedtheStrongmanStroganoff.好的好吃吗R

6、ight,whatdidyouthink?不太好吃Notgreat.炖肉不好做TheStroganoffcanbetricky.烹饪说明上说要在塑料包装上切一个洞但我切了两个Theysaytosliceoneholeintheplastic.Islicetwo.如果你想弄点花样Andifyouwanttogetfancy,加热到一半时从高压换到中压alternatefromhighpowertomediumpowerhalfwaythrough.嘿能递给我那个Hey,canyoupassmethe约翰逊先生Mr.Johnson.来吧伙伴我们进去Comeon,partner.1.etsgetyo

7、uinside.我得承认这是一针醒脑剂Ihavetoadmit,itwasabitofawake-upcall.不只是因为我的心跳停止了Notjusthavingmyheartstopped,而且提醒了我伊兹竟然是我的紧急联络人butrememberingdmadeIzzymyemergencycontact.我想她是你的紧急联络人这一点才是真的“紧急事件”Iguessherbeingyouremergencycontactwastherealemergency.是的很感谢你收留我波Yeah.Itsverykindofyoutotakemein.Beau,毕竟你和我并不熟悉seeingasyo

8、udontknowmeverywell.J先生你说什么呢Whatareyoutalkingabout,Mr.J?我从小就常来你的店里Ivebeencomingintoyourstoremywholelife.我想我总是待在店里Iguess,inspendingallmytimeatthestore,没什么时间去交朋友Ihaventleftmuchroomforfriends.你住在这里是我的荣幸Well,itismypleasuretohaveyouhere.而且我还可以练习摆笑脸的技术Plus,Igettopracticemyface-makingskills.你瞧Checkitout.天啊

9、简直像在照镜子Wow,itslikelookinginamirror.我用M&M豆来当你身上的蓝点看出来了IusedM&Msforyourbluedots.-1canseethat.如果你不爱吃甜的可以给我Icantakeemoffyourhandsifsweetsaren,tyourgame.不No,我只是有点不好意思mjustabitself-conscious.没什么不好意思的J先生NothingtobeembarrassedabouMr.J.我儿子寇顿生前也有蓝色圆点Myson,Kolton,hadbluedotstoo.汉娜达斯提卡丝也有真的吗SodoesHana,Dusty,Cas

10、s.-Really?对我觉得这没什么大不了Yeah,Idontthinkitsabigdeal.我心烦时脑袋上会生发痒的疹子Igetanitchyrashonmyheadwhensomethingsbotheringme.比如有天我找不到我的Stetson帽时1.iketheotherdaywhenIcouldntfindmyStetson.一找到疹子就退了AssoonasIfoundit,therashclearedup,挺讽刺的因为我可以用帽子遮住它whichwasironicbecauseInowhadthehattocovertherash.约翰逊先生你要炒掉我吗Mr.Johnson,

11、amIgettingfired?我知道可能莫名少了几包薯片和糖果Iknowthecountmaybeoffonsomeofthechipsandcandy,但我保证我能弥补的butIpromiseIcanmakeitright.不雅克布你做得很好No,Jacob,youdidgood.其实我考虑关店几天Infact,Iwasthinkingofclosingthestore直到我恢复健康forafewdaysuntilmbackonmyfeet.你应该好好休息一下Youdeservesometimeoff.真的Really?你从没关过店Imean,youneverclosethestore.我

12、开始觉得我生病也和那个有关mstartingtothinkthatspartoftheproblem.嘿雅克布Hey,Jacob.我注意到你把那东西带回家了Icouldnthelpbutnoticeyoubroughtthatthinghome.噢对摩尔福蝶机进入下个阶段后它就失效了Oh,yeah.ItstoppedworkingaftertheMORPHOwenttothenextstage,但我决定先保管好它以防万一butIdecidedtokeepitsafejustincase.嘿我可以看看说不定能修好它Hey,maybe1cantakealook.SeeifIcangetitwork

13、ingagain.你老爸最喜欢做活Youroldmanlovesaproject.J先生你觉得呢Whatdoyousay,Mr.J?我有的是时间vegotnothingbuttime.你居然请了汉娜IcantbelieveyouinvitedHana.有什么好惊讶的Whywouldnt1?因为她神神秘秘的Becauseshessosketchy.她对机器的事保密Shekeptsecretsaboutthemachine,她身上还有那些奇怪的小蓝圆点andshehasallthose,like,weirdlittlebluedots.我也有AsdoI.对但你的很好看Yeah,butyoursar

14、echic.你知道她曾和乔吉奥上♥床♥吗YouknowthatshesleptwithGiorgio?知道而他Yes.-Andhe显然和她断了关系obviouslybrokethingsoffwithher,但她没有去争取他卡丝butshedidntfightforhim,Cass.一个曾经和乔吉奥经历r哪怕一刻温存的人1.ike,who,havingexperiencedevenoneeroticmomentwithGiorgio,都无法离开他wouldwannagoonlivingwithouthim?我知道你和乔吉奥有次差点接吻And1knowthatyoua

15、ndGiorgioalmostkissedonce.我没有去争取他但那不同AndIdidntfightforhim.-Butthatwasdifferent.你当时和达斯提在一起YouwerewithDusty.达斯提嘿-嗨Dusty.Hey,you.-Hey.不好这什么情况Uh-oh.WhatdidIjustwalkinto?你们俩在议论我对不对Youtwoweretalkingaboutme,arentyou?没有我们在议论所有熟人No.Weweretalkingabouteveryoneweknow.好的显然乔吉奥把我和爱丽丝约会的事告诉了娜特Okay.SoclearlyGiorgiot

16、oldNataboutmydatewithAlice.等等倒回去什么Wait.msorry.What?好吧对我和翠娜的老师有过一次约会So,yes,IwentoutonadatewithTrinasteacher.没错那晚结束前我给了她一个拥抱Andyes,Ididendtheeveningwithahug.而且拥抱的时长是正常的And,yes,thehugwasofnormallength.其实最后这点没必要解释Thatsanoddthingtoclarify.这是约会的全部内容了Thatsthewholekitandcaboodle.没有别的可谈的各位Thatsallshewrote,fo

17、lks.只是那我们能别再聊这话题吗Just.-So,canWejuststoptalkingaboutit?达斯提我们聊的不是这个Dusty,we,renottalkingaboutthat.对乔吉奥都没和我提这事Yeah,Giorgiodidntevenmentionittome.我们俩都非常支持“兄弟守则”Wearebothhugeproponentsofthebrocode.而且你和我也决定了不用分享这种事的细节对吗And,youandI,wehaddecidedtonotsharethosekindofdetails.Okay?对我记得-我们聊的是汉娜Yeah.No,Iremember

18、that.-WeweretalkingaboutHana.噢好吧Oh,right.她要来参加你的读书俱乐部Isshecomingtoyourbookclub?达斯提Dusty.Dusty.我最后说一次Forthelasttime,这不是读书俱乐部itisnotabookclub.这是“讲故事小组”灵感来自纽约市的“飞蛾”组织Itisastorytellersgroup,inspiredbyNewYorkCitysTheMoth.好吗针对一个特定主题每个人准备一个故事Okay?Everyonepreparesastoryaroundaspecifictheme,本周主题是“我最棒的一段关系”an

19、dthisweeksthemeisMygreatestrelationship.对你想不想留下来给我们讲讲你的新老师朋友Yeah.Wouldyouliketostickaroundandtalkaboutyournewteacherfriend?不用了No,Iwouldn,t我就不打扰你们了llleaveyoutoit.我只是上来拿点气泡水Ijustcameuptogetsomefizzywater因为地下室的自来水有点“乏味”,causeIwasabitboredofthetapwaterinthebasement但其实不要紧Butthatsallright.我喝前摇摇就好lljustsha

20、keitup.祝你们读得开心Enjoyyour.reading.好吧-我去.Okay.-mgonna-你没事吧-没事Areyouokay?-Yes.Yes.好的我说过我们可以和其他人交往Okay.-1saidthatwecouldseeotherpeople.只是不知道会这么快Didntknowitwouldhappenthatfast,但是嘿我也在交新的朋友比如汉娜but,hey,Iammeetingnewpeopletoo,justlikeHana,所以我才很希望whichisexactlywhyIwouldappreciateit你能给她一个机会ifyouwouldpleasejustg

21、iveherachance.当然但如果最后发现她是心理变.Ofcourse.Butifsheturnsouttobeapsycho.嘿妹子你好吗好啊Hey!-Whatsup,girl?Yeah!我带了葡萄酒-请进BroughtSyrah.-Comeonin.如果你不喜欢我不会介意的Ifyoudontlikeit,Iwontbeoffended.我在酒吧下的贮藏间里发现了一整箱Ifoundawholecaseinthecrawlspaceunderthebar.贮藏间汉娜我很高兴你来了Acrawlspace.msogladyoucouldmakeit,Hana.是抱歉-好的我彳门走这边Yeah,

22、sorry.-Okay.Sowe,regonnacomethisway.多谢你来Thankyouforcoming.（乔吉奥餐厅）天啊你的送餐技术真厉害Wow.1.ookatthatservingtechnique.有没有顾客意见卡我想留条评价Isthereacommentcard?CauseIhaveacomment.我的服务生工作太出色了Mywaitressistoogoodatherjob.其实这好可爱你决定Youknow,it,sreallycutethatyoudecided在放假的这天过来tospendyourdayoffslowlydrinking慢慢地喝我们餐厅菜单上最便宜的饮

23、品thecheapestitemonthemenuatmyworkplace,但是你真的该去做点好玩的事butyoushouldgodosomethingfun.这就很好玩Iamdoingsomethingfun.我在看你工作mwatchingyouwork.我们之前在约会但假装不约会”时我一直都想做这件事ThatswhatIalwayswantedtodowhenweweredatingbutnotdating.真甜蜜Thatsverysweet.但现在我们光明正大地约会了Butnowthatwearedating,在学校时总在一起wevebeenspendingalotoftimetoge

24、theratschool,放学后周末期间也是太腻平了对吗andafterschool,andontheweekend.-Ifstoomuch,right?我太黏人了mbeing,like,waytoomuch.有点我只是说实话Maybealittle,)ustbeinghonest嗨自恋潮男你在分我家服务员的心Whatsup,1.A1.ooks?Areyoudistractingmystaff?不我只是“自恋潮男”No.Iwasjust-1.A1.ooks?我不信任你Idonttrustyou.翠娜我不信任他Trina,Idonttrusthim.这小子曾玩弄我家萨凡娜的心Thisisthek

25、idwholedmySavannahon.你家萨凡娜-你没听错YourSavannah?-Thatsright.乔吉奥继父不是好惹的StepfatherGiorgiodoesnteffaround.而这个花♥花♥公♥子♥竟然想惹另一个花♥花♥公♥-f-♥Andthiseffboytriedtoouteffaneffboy.敢惹花♥花♥公♥子♥老大就别怕打Ifyoueffwiththejefe,yougetefftheeffedu

26、p.等等“花♥花♥公♥子♥到底是指我还是你Wait,amItheeffboyinthissituationoryou?别耍滑头Dontplaycoy.我不会的懂Iwon,t.-Allright?小萨和我无话不说SavandItelleachothereverything.有时她的手♥机♥放在一旁收到短♥信♥时Andsometimessheleavesherphoneoutandhertextspopup,我在不知状况的情况下会不小心读到andIaccidentallyreadthem

27、beforeIrealizewhat,shappening.你看到了我发的那些道歉短♥信♥So,yousawmymultipleapologytexts?没有No.但萨凡娜的确说了那些短♥信♥都不怎么真诚哥们ButSavannahdidsaythattheywerenteventhatheartfelt,bro.所以你还是别打扰我们家姑娘So,whydontyoustopbotheringmygirlhere去找你的狐朋狗友玩吧andgohangoutwithyourboys?雅克布没有狐朋狗友Jacobdoesntreallyhaveb

28、oys.嘿我有狐朋狗友一点忠告小翠Hey,Ihaveboys.-Alittleadvice.Tri.工作和生活就如油和醋Worklifeandpersonalaffairsarelikeoilandvinegar.有时可以混在一起Sometimestheywhisktogether变成惊艳的组合例如我们的招牌沙拉酱intoabeautifulcombinationlikeoursignaturedressing,乔吉奥香醋Giorgio,sBalsamico.已注册商标花♥花♥公♥7♥TM,effboy.但混在一起的口味总是不同寻常的Bu

29、ttheyrealwaysdistinctflavors.懂了吗懂了Gotit?-Gotit.我需要你帮忙我要挂一些美丽的画作Now,Ineedyourhelp.mhangingsomebeautifulartwork灵感是我此生挚爱inspiredbytheloveofmylife.等等应该就是她打来Wait,it,sprobablyherrightnow.娜特宝贝Nat,baby.什么不What?No!她为什么去讲故事会不行WhatisshedoingatStorytellers?No.听着并非我不希望你来1.ook,itsnotthatIdontwantyouhere.不必道歉我懂-我只

30、是觉得Nah,Igetit.-1justthinkitsgoodforus有时我们有各自的生活挺好的todoourownthingssometimes.可别变成我爸妈那样Wedontwanttoenduplikemyparents.不健康地互相倚赖无法满足内心愿望-没错Allcodependentandunfulfilled.-Totally.给去游戏厅玩吧Here.Goplayinthearcade.如果你给我赢了一个从1990年代就在那里的橡皮球IfyouwinmetheKooshballthatsbeentheresincethe90s,我下班后给你带扭扭薯条llhookyouupwit

31、hcurlyfriesaftermdone.挑战接受-好的Challengeaccepted.-Okay.他坐上自己的小船划桨离开Andhegotinhispaddleboat,andhepaddledaway.那就是我最棒的一段关系Andthatwasmygreatestrelationship.天啊Wow.好的这个故事无人能敌了Okay,so,thatistheonetobeat.艾伦你的故事真精彩Thatwassogreat,Ellen.汉娜我们通常在别人讲完故事后鼓掌或打响指AndHana,Weusuallyclaporsnapwhensomebodyfinishesastory.但没

32、事的各位她不知道规则Butthatsokay,youguys.Shedidntknow.谁想来杯咖啡WhowantsaPoddyintheirbody?达斯提你有什么需要吗Dusty,canwehelpyou?你们有什么需要吗CanIhelpyou?我只是想泡一小碟的咖啡Ijustdecidedtobrewasmalltray用PoddyBean的咖啡胶囊来送给我的好闺蜜们ofPoddyBean1Scoffeepodsformyfavoritegalpals.是圣帕特里克节主题的TheyreSaintPatricksDay-themed.很有意思吧Whichisjustgoodfun,youk

33、now?所以这里有“奶油绿”口味Sowe,vegotcreamyandgreeny1.不这不艾伦不.No,yourenot-Ellendoesnt-要不要“小清新”口味Willwegoforlessbold?这样你们读书期间会更清醒点Thatllkeepyouawakeduringallthatreading.噢神圣烘焙Oh,holyroast.汉娜要不要来点Poddy咖啡Hana,didyouwantsomePoddyinyourbody?不了谢谢我现在不太想喝节口主题的咖啡No,thanks.mnotreallyinthemoodforaholiday-themedcoffee.好吧那我就

34、Well,okay,well.Illjust-我把这个放在这边Illjustparktheseoverhere,如果你们改变主意可以再来抢andifyouguyschangeyourmind,youcanfightoverthemlater.但不是那种雌竞争执Notlikeinacatfight.不是那个意思Didntmeanitthatway.因为这种说法很误导对吧Becauseitsnottrue,isit?女人在一起时并不总是互相竞争Whenwomengettogether,theydontalwaysfight.所以我们要杜绝这种性别陈见Solet,sendthatgenderster

35、eotypetoday.在这里女人无所不能Here,now,womencandoanything.永远都是Always.其实我是这么想的达斯提YouknowwhatIthinkhashappenedhere?-Dusty.我觉得k丝把我和爱丽丝约会的事告诉你们了IthinkthatCasstoldyouaboutmydatewithAlice.达斯提所以我想澄清一下Dusty.-AndsocanIjustsay,这个丑闻里的拥抱其实时间很短fortherecord,thatthisnow-infamoushugwasnteventhatlong.最多40秒Fortyseconds,tops.而

36、且在拥抱的时候其实你不会觉得Andwhenyoureinit,it,snot-Itdoesntfeellike我能不能展示一下.-不CouldIdemonstratewithyou-No.好的也没时间展示No,notthetimeforthat.还有谁谁想来个拥抱-不Somebodyelse?Whowantsahug?-No.好吧出于实验的目的我就拥抱自己好了No.Well,forthesakeoftheexperiment,Ishallhugmyself.谁有计时器好了达斯提Ifsomeonehasatimer.-Okay,Dusty,没人在乎你和爱丽丝的事或是你们奇怪的拥抱nobodyca

37、resaboutyouorAlice,oryourweirdhug.我也没想到自己要说这种话但你能不能回房♥间去AndIcantbelieveIhavetosaythis,butcanyoujustgotoyourroom?这就去Willdo.谢谢Thankyou.真抱歉msorry.各位美女如果想尝尝Poddy咖啡AndifanyofyouhottieswannagoPoddyinyourcoffee,我在楼下随时效劳llbedownstairs.这不是这.算了Thatsnot-Thats-Fuckit.雅克布对机器终极人机大战ItsJacobversusmachine.Thi

38、sisitItsallontheline.而且这是全国篮球冠军赛Andyouknowwhat?Itsthenationalbasketballchampionshipseries.我对篮球一无所知而这是决胜的投篮Iknowliterallynothingaboutbasketball,andthisisthebigfinalshot.要命他得分了Holyshit!Hescores.逗我呢有人看到了吗Whatthefuck?Didanyoneseethat?嗨哥们Hey,man.你在读尤利西斯吗-是YoureadingUlysses?-Yep.这书好吗Anygood?这是我第七次读了所以我觉得很

39、好Well,itsmyseventhtimereadingit,soyes.这本书很有意义虽然作者有些自我沉浸It,saprettycrucialtext,evenifit,sabitindulgent.这是为了大学功课还是不我辍学了Isthatforcollegeor-No,Idroppedoutofcollege.教授们都是白♥痴♥Theprofsareallfuckingmorons如果你有原创的想法就给你不及格whogiveyouanFifyouhaveanoriginalidea.是对Right.Yeah.真烂我本希望大学比高中好一点Thatsucks.I

40、washopingcollegewouldmaybebebetterthanhighschool.你讨厌高中这很好说明你有脑子It,sagoodthingyouhatehighschool.Itmeansyouhaveabrain.你是崔佛对吗YoureTrevonright?你曾是我爸在冰场的同事对Youworkedattherinkwithmydad?-Correct.波一直表现优秀直到最后放飞自我Beauwasagoodemployeeuntilhewasnt.对你哥哥的事我很遗憾Iwassorrytohearaboutyourbrother.1射谢Thanks.我没有兄弟但我知道被迫长

41、大是什么感觉1donthaveabrother,butIknowwhatitsliketogrowupfast.也许这是你对高中不屑一顾的原因Probablywhyhighschoolseemssotrivialtoyou.你体验过真实的人生Youveactuallyexperiencedlife.嘿我其实挺闲的如果你想我们可以一起玩Hey,soIactuallyhavesometimetokillifyouWanna,like,hangorwhatever.“玩”Hanging.我喜欢“一起玩”Ilovetohang.我只是在逗你呢哥们mjustmessingwithyou,man.我很乐意

42、mtotallydown.棒Sick.对我也不知道我为什么说玩Yeah,IdontknowwhyIsaidhang.每次听人说这词我都觉得很好笑所以.Ithinkitshilariouswhenpeoplesaythatso.你一直都喜欢西部主题的东西So,haveyoualwaysbeenintoWesternparaphernalia?其实我爸才是痴迷西部文化的人Well,mydadwasreallytheWesternguy.你还记得我爸吧消防队长当然记得Youremembermydad,thefirechief?-Ofcourse.我想我是因为他而喜欢上的Hegotmeintoit,1

43、guess.我们没有什么其他共同点Wedidn,thavetoomuchelseincommon.我们只在玩拳击袋时才会聊感受OnlytimeWeevertalkedaboutfeelingswaswhenwewerepunchingthatbag.J先生你还记得你送我那个的时候吧Yourememberwhenyougaveittome,Mr.J?因为孩子里只有我能击中“彪形大汉”BecauseIwastheonlykidtoeverhitBurlyBoy.记得Yeah.这玩意要怎么修啊HowthehellamIsupposedtofixthisthing?零部件都不全Itdoesnteven

44、havealltheparts.嗨Hey.天你的存货还真多Wow,youhavequitethecollectionhere.对我有点囤积癖Yeah.mabitofahoarder.去哪儿都喜欢顺手收集物品JustkindofpickuprandomstuffwhereverIgo,但在维修行业里哪天也许就能用得上butyouneverknowwhatyoumightneedintherepairbiz.这是什么-噢对我也不知道Whatsthis?-Oh,yeah.Beatsme.一直没修好Nevercouldgetittowork.但很好看It,sbeautifulthough.扬声器看上去

45、像个蝴蝶Thespeakerlookslikeabutterfly.我喜欢蝴蝶Ilikebutterflies.这话说得真好笑“我喜欢蝴蝶”1.istentome.1likebutterflies.但我确实喜欢Idothough.蝴蝶的寿命只有几周但是却没有浪费任何一瞬间Theyonlyliveforafewweeks,but,boy,dotheymakethemostofit.如果你想要的话送你It,syoursifyouwantit.你人真好Thatsverykind.我该给你什么回报-不用客气Whatcan1giveyouforit?-Dontworryaboutit.其实我一直有点愧疚Thetruthisvebeenfeelingbad.你雇了我那么多次去修那台旧机器Youknow,fo