Young Sheldon《小谢尔顿》第七季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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5、lwaiting.我就说根本不用跑的Itoldyouwedidntneedtorun.我知道你生我的气Iknowyouremadatme,我很抱歉但你能让我们参加婚礼吗andIamsorry,butcanwepleasebeapartofthiswedding?是啊拜托我只有这一个哥哥Yes,please.1onlyhaveonebrother.那谢尔顿算什么WhataboutSheldon?随便吧Yeah.可以Fine.库珀先生和麦卡利斯特小姐Cooper-McAllister?在这边一轮到你们了Righthere.-Youreup.等等Wait!等等Wait.不是我通知的Wasntme.是

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7、ah,yeah.Maybe.怎么了Whatswrong?没什么就是我还想着要挽着你走红毯No,itsjusIwantedtowalkyoudowntheaisle,但这里根本没有红毯.buttheresnoaisle.等一下Um,hangon.过来Comeon.谢谢好好照顾我女儿Thankyou.-Takecareofmylittlegirl.遵命-好Yes,sir.-Allright.好了我们开始吧Allright1.etsgetstarted.你能不能展示出一点尊重站起来主持Couldyoushowalittlerespectandstandup?又是这种烦人精Oneofthose.小乔治

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9、exas,我现在宣布你们正式结为合法夫妻Inowpronounceyouhusbandandwife.新郎可以亲吻新娘了Youmaykissthebride.你可以坐下了Youcansitdownnow.不敢相信他们竟然让我们坐进了列车包厢Icantbelievetheygaveusthetraincar.我爸给领班塞了五块钱Well,mydadslippedtheconductorfivebucks.厉害Classy.你们想吃什么So,whatareyouthinking?要不要来几桶意粉一起吃Couplebucketsofspaghettiforthetable?好啊但账单我们一人一半Su

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12、titoutofthewayrightupfront.所以我觉得你们很有可能SoIthinktheoddsareinyourfavor.能一辈子相亲相爱幸福快乐.forhavingalifetimeofloveandhappiness.敬曼蒂ToMandy小乔治andGeorgie.还有丝丝.andCeeCee.你可真会兜圈子亲爱的Waytobringithome,baby.我也能说出好听话Icandoheartfelt.你们好Hello.太好了你来了Oh,good,yourehere.谢谢你送他过来林克莱特博士Oh,thankyouforbringinghim,Dr.1.inkletter.

13、你饿了吗坐下一起吃吧Well,youhungry?Haveaseat.我家里还剩半罐金枪鱼Well,Idohaveahalfcanoftunawaitingformeathome,不过我还是恭敬不如从命了butwhatthehay?你和我哥结婚了却没人邀请我参加婚礼So,youandmybrothergotmarriedandnooneinvitedme?抱歉是临时决定的Sorry,itwaskindofalast-minutething.不我是在感谢你希望某天No,Iwasthankingyou.Ihopethat,someday,我妹妹结婚的时候也别邀请我mysisterwontinvit

14、emetoherwedding.我不会的-谢谢Iwont.-Thankyou.意粉来了Hereweare.拿上铲子开挖吧Grabashovelanddigin.给你Thereyougo.我曾在意大利度过一个夏天IspentthesummerinItalyonce.这让你想起那时的回忆了吗Bringingbackmemories?没有No.阿曼达Amanda,小乔治Georgie,既然你♥爸♥爸和我sinceyourfatherandI没能给你们办成盛大的婚礼didntgettogiveyouaproperwedding,我们想掏钱让你们去度蜜月we,dliketop

15、ayforahoneymoon.真的吗Wow,really?我们要不要开口说平摊费用Shouldweoffertosplit.?麦卡利斯特先生你们的好意我们心领了Mr.McAllister,reallyappreciateit,但蜜月其实不是特别有必要butthatsnotnecessary.首先就别再叫我”麦卡利斯特先生”了好吗Firstofall,nomoreofthisMr.McAllisterStuff,okay?叫我吉姆就行It,sJim.谢谢你吉姆Thankyou,Jim.你们人很好吉姆Uh,verykind,Jim.这感觉有点怪吉姆Thisfeelsweird,Jim.所以我们要

16、去哪儿So,wherearewegoing?去多莉山主题公园过个周末怎么样费用我们全包Whatwouldyousaytoanall-expenses-paidweekendatDollywood?不是吧一天啊谢谢你Shutup.-Oh,myGod.Thankyou.这也太棒了吧Thatsamazing.我以后肯定得结婚Oh,mdefinitelygettingmarried.而我不会参加你的婚礼AndIwontbegoing.我可以帮忙带孩子Oh,andIcanwatchthebaby.还是我来带吧毕竟他们的蜜月费用是我出的Orme,theonewhojustpaidforyourhoneym

17、oon.你俩还在考察期Youtwoareonprobation.我可不想一回家发现你们给孩子驱过邪Idontwanttocomehomeandfindouttherewasanexorcism.康妮你能帮忙带孩子吗Connie,willyoudoit?乐意之至Iwouldloveto.等等你住在我家里难道我没有发言权吗Waitaminute,itsmyhouse.DontIhaveasay?没有No.我没有发言权Idonthaveasay.我得去给地下赌场开门Igottogoopenupthegamblingroom.你能帮我照看她吗就一小时Canyouwatchherforaboutanho

18、ur?我刚喝了咖啡吃了碗葡萄干麦片IjusthadcoffeeandabowlofRaisinBran.接下来的一小时估计我得跑厕所Nexthourisspokenfor.你可以直接拒绝的Youcouldvejustsaidno.我不想破坏掉我们之间的浪漫气氛mtryingtokeeptheromancealive.我们不如在田纳西挑挑戒指好了Hey,whydontwelookaroundforweddingringsinTennessee?可能多莉山主题公园里也有卖♥♥戒指MaybetheysellthematDollywood.如果你不介意Ifitsallthe

19、same,我还是不想在卖♥♥玉米热狗的地方drathernotgetmyweddingring买♥♥我的结婚戒指atthesameplacetheysellcorndogs.玉米热狗Oh,corndogs.我们必须得买♥♥玉米热狗吃Weredefinitelygettingcorndogs.说起来一切这么仓促我们还没谈过这事Youknow,throughalltherush,Wedidntreallytalkaboutit,你打算冠夫姓吗butareyougonnatakemyname?这件事对你来说很重要吗I

20、sitimportanttoyou?我也不知道但我想让别人知道我们是一家人Idontknow,dkindoflikepeopletoknowwereafamily.库珀夫妇小乔治和曼蒂库珀Youknow,theCoopers,GeorgieandMandyCooper.我很乐意去他们家烧烤dgotoabarbecueattheirhouse.那你为什么不冠我的姓Well,whydontyoutakemyname?我是想跟你认真商量mtryingtohaveaseriousconversation,你却在开玩笑andyou,remakingjokes.怎么就是玩笑了Whyisitajoke?可能

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22、rts;来说可是一大笔钱isawholelotofedgeforMeemawandyourdaddy.这可不妙Ooh,thataintgood.不好意思-我不在这里上班Excuseme.-1dontworkhere!康妮塔克ConnieTucker?请你别再跑了Pleasestoprunning.躲猫猫Peekaboo.很搞笑吧Oh,yeah,thatsfunny.躲猫猫Peekaboo.你怎么现在才来Tookyoulongenough.我老了还上了一趟厕所Yeah,mold.Ihadtogotothebathroom.你怎么被铐起来了她怎么被铐起来了Whyareyouhandcuffed?W

23、hyisshehandcuffed?因为她可能会逃跑Shesaflightrisk.她在说什么Whatisshetalkingabout?我只不过是带着宝宝散步Iwasjusttakingthebabyforawalk,这些美国警花却觉得我是在逃避抓捕andCagneyand1.aceyheredecidedthatIwasevadingarrest.康妮保释金要多少Oh,Connie.H-Howmuchisbail?要等到周一才知道WontknowtillMonday.什么-法官周末出城了What?-Judgelefttownfortheweekend.把他叫回来啊Well,gethimba

24、ck.办不到他去钓鱼rCan,tGonefishing.这天气很适介钓鱼他去哪儿钓BeautifuldayforitWheredhego?戴尔我扯远了Dale.-Right.你是说我要在这坐到周一吗YoumeanIgottositheretillMonday?我们会给你分配牢房♥的Well,youllbebackinacell.只有坏人才会进牢房♥哦Whereallthebadpeoplego.天啊Oh,myGod.戴尔带宝宝回家吧Dale,takethebabyhome.我吗为什么你不打电♥话♥找玛丽Me?WhydontyoucallM

25、ary?我最不想让她知道这事ThelastthingIwantisforhertoknowaboutthis.如果你愿意的话我可以帮忙带孩子Illwatchthebabyifyoulike.你看问题解决了Thereyougo,problemsolved.不行把孩子带回家No.Takethebaby.好吧Yeah.要我给你带什么东西吗Well,isthereanythingIcanbringyou?要个蛋糕里面藏把铿刀助我越狱Yeah,acakewithafileinit.这笑话不错Goodone.谢谢你警官Thankyou,Officer.我能和这位逃犯吻别吗CanIgivetheflight

26、riskakissgoodbye?这得由她决定Thatsuptoher.还是不用了mgood.她说不用了Shesgood.好了丝丝我们回家Okay,CeeCee,herewego.再见宝宝Bye,baby.到下个休息站我们打电♥话♥问问丝丝的情况吧Nextreststop,letscallandcheckonCeeCee.她不会有事的她和我姥姥待在一起Shesfine.Sheswithmymeemaw.你说得没错是我瞎操心Yeah,youreright,mworryingfornothing.好了准备去牢房♥吧Allright,letsgetyouto

27、yourcell.那个漂亮的小姑娘是你的孙女吗So,thatbeautifullittlegirlisyourgranddaughter?曾孙女Great-granddaughter.我还没关过曾祖母辈的人呢Ineverlockedupagreat-grandmabefore.那你今天真是撞大运了Well,isntthisyourluckyday?谢尔顿接电♥话♥Sheldon,phone.居然要智商187的本天才当接线员187IQandImareceptionist.这里是库珀家Cooperresidence.你好巴拉德先生Hello,Mr.Ballard.他在家

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29、ingIcando?我是有认识几名律师Yeah,Iknowacouplelawyers.谁需要律师Whoneedsalawyer?姥姥进监狱了Meemawsinjail.挂掉Hangup.她为什么进监狱Whatssheinjailfor?我不确定mnotsure.好像是什么场子被捣毁了Somekindofroomgotshutdown.原来是地下赌场啊什么Oh,thegamblingroom.-What?就是在洗衣房♥后面那个Yeah,inthebackofthelaundromat.那不是违法的吗Isntthatillegal?所以她才被关进监狱啊Yeah,thatswhysh

30、esinjail.她还试图逃跑吗Shetriedtorun?这种精彩八卦Oh,that.真是让我身心舒畅Oh,thatmakesmesohappy.TheKingstonTrio-TomDooleyJ我在山上与她邂逅JJMetheronthemountainJJ也在那里夺取了她性命J?ThereItookherlifeJ,J我在山上与她邂逅JJMetheronthemountainJJ用我的刀子将她捅死JJStabbedherwithmyknife.这首歌♥是有点伤感Yeah,itskindofasadone.你会喜欢这一首的Yeah.Youlllikethisone.Johnn

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32、.Yeah.我挑女人的眼光是不是一绝Boy,Iknowhowtopick,em,huh?她还好吧Issheokay?没事她坚强着呢Oh,yeah,shesatougholdbird.趁孩子们还没回家Well,letmetakethebabyoffyourhands我帮你照顾一会儿宝宝吧tillthekidscomeback.可是我们爷孙俩正玩得开心呢Well,butwerehavingsuchagoodtime.戴尔-她喜欢我Dale.-Shelikesme.戴尔Dale.好吧好吧Oh.Fine.你抱宝宝我去拿她的安抚奶嘴Yougetthebaby,llgrabherBinky.但她是真的很喜

33、欢我啦Youknow,shereallydoeslikeme.有个问题想问你So,heresaquestion.什么What?你觉得丝丝会是独生女吗YouthinkCeeCee1Sgonnabeanonlychild?我不知道短期内会是为什么问Idontknow.Forawhilesheis.Why?既然我们已经是夫妻了Well,sincewe,remanandwifenow,就得规划人生啊wegottomakeplans.我快瘦身成功能穿回以前的牛仔裤了这事不急malmostbackinmyoldjeans.Thiscanwait.我就是闲聊我喜欢拥有弟弟妹妹Well,mjustsaying

34、,Ilikedhavingabrotherandsister.你不喜欢有个弟弟吗Dontyoulikehavingabrother?你们处不来吗So,yalldidntgetalong?我老是欺负他经常把他弄哭1pickedonhim.Imadehimcryalot.我也是这样对谢尔顿的ThatswhatIdidwithSheldon.你不希望丝丝也有这种快乐的体验吗DontyouwantCeeCeetohavethat?跟你说一声我的人生计划不只有Justsoyouknow,myplansincludemorethan生一堆小孩让他们互相欺负makingbabiessotheycanpick

35、oneachother.我还想有自己的事业Iwantacareer.我支持你Isupportthat.我可能还想回学校读书Andmaybegobacktoschool.这我倒是没料到不过行吧Curveball,butokay.我不用回学校读书吧Idonthavetogobacktoschool,doI?不用亲爱的Oh,no,sweetheart.太谢谢你了Thankyou.你好你是爱丽丝对吧Heythere.Alice,isn,tit?是奥德丽-对哦Audrey.-Right.请问有什么事奥德丽WhatcanIdoforyou,Audrey?我来看我的外孙女Icametovisitmygran

36、ddaughter.她不在这里Nothere.那她在哪儿Whereisshe?用加拿大人的口音说Well,astheysayinCanada,就是她出去“逛该”了shes,0otandaboot.如果我没理解错So,ifmtounderstandcorrectly,姥姥一直在经营犯罪企业吗ourmeemaw,sbeenrunningacriminalenterprise.很酷对吧Cool,huh?不一点都不酷No,itismostcertainlynotcool.一方面犯罪的人需要付出代价Ontheonehand,peopleneedtopayfortheircrimes.另一方面如果姥姥进监

37、狱了Ontheother,ifMeemawsinprison,谁来带着老人镇痛膏药的气味亲吻我的额头whosgonnasmelllikeBengayandkissmeonthehead?她是个老太太他们不会关她辈子的Shesanoldlady,theyrenotgonnalockherupforever.我真心希望不会Isurehopenot.我们家还有什么我不知道的秘密吗ArethereanyotherfamilysecretsthatIdontknowabout?其实还真有Um.actually,yes.告诉我Tellme.不行你承受不了No,youcouldnthandleit.那我更要

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