Young Sheldon《小谢尔顿》第七季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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2、tnice?是我来给他补习mtutoringhim.加油啊我刚才都给你提示了Comeon.Ijustgaveyouahint.我们求解测地线Wesolveforthegeodesics.错Wrong.怎么了What?抱歉读到圣经上有趣的一段Sorry,justafunnypartoftheBible.谢利Oh,Shellyl你的小个朋友给你寄了包裹yougotapackagefromyourlittlefriend.斯特吉斯博士给我寄东西了吗他人真好Dr.Sturgissentmesomething?He,ssocute.不是是你在德国时的那个补习老师No,yourtutorfriendfro

3、mGermany.美桐不是我的补习老师她只是帮助我学习Mei-Tungwasnotmytutor,shejustassistedme我还没理解的事情的人inlearningthingsIdidntunderstandyet.你收到什么啦Whafdyouget?新一♥期♥的国际物理评论期刊ItsthelatestissueoftheInternationalPhysicsReview.“谢尔顿快读第58页Sheldon,checkoutpage58.我从没想过能在如此权威的期刊上发表文章”Ineverthoughtdbepublishedinsuchaprestigi

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5、?是我跟美桐一起写的文章It,sthepaperIwrotewithMei-Tung.我成为了一篇被刊登在mthecoauthorofanarticle权威物理期刊上的文章的共同作者inahighlyesteemedphysicsjournal.那很棒啊谢尔顿Well,that,sneat,Sheldon.很棒适合拿去形容一个长得不像卡车Neatisarobotthatdoesntlooklikeatruck却能变形成卡车的机器人thatturnsintoatruck.这篇论著可是彻底革新了流形理论Thistreatiserevolutionizesthetheoryofmanifolds.那

6、你想要我用哪个词夸你Whatwordwouldyoulikemetouse?要不用太变形变革了Howabout.transformative?谢尔顿太有变革力了Sheldon,thatstransformative.谢谢Thankyou.好啊你好啊学校怎么样Hey.-Hey,howwasschool?很好我得到了“AGood.IgotanA.真是太赞了Thatsamazing!她得到“太赞广吗ShegetsannAmazing?她这也就相当于填色没画出线外All-allshedidwascolorinsidethelines.她跟你说了吗Shetellyou?有啊真的超棒Yes,sogreat

7、.爸爸我的文章被国际物理评论刊登了Dad,IgotpublishedinInternationalPhysicsReview.不错哦小家伙Nice,buddy.新一♥期♥的船只产品目录呢Ooh,newboatcatalog.得了“A吗AnA?梅德福1980真不错啊亲爱的Thatsnice,sweetie.是我出生那年的梅德福ItsMedfordfromtheyearIwasborn.得了一个A“而已是不是有些夸张了ArentwegoingalittleoverboardwiththisAthing?我们有些人可是从没得到过A“呢Hey,someofusnevergo

8、tanA.真的假的一次都没有吗Really?Notevenone?可惜没人给吃午饭速度打分Ifonlytheygradedlunch.我告诉你我就喜欢我这身材llhaveyouknow,Ilovemybody.谢利Shelly,跟你姥姥说说你那篇高级文章tellyourmeemawaboutyourfancyarticle.没问题作为卡拉比丘流形的一种替代方案Gladly.AsanalternativetotheCalabi-Yaumanifold,我们提出了一种新的几何形状we,vecomeupwithanewshape用于把额外维度致密化在弦理论中toCompactifytheextrad

9、imensionsinstringtheory.这个麻Well.好热狗啊hotdog.什公热狗Hotdog?更简化一点向她解释吧Maybeexplainitalittlemoresimply.她的意思是川白♥痴♥版Shemeansdumbitdown.喂不过的确是这样Hey.But,yeah.你知道当莫比乌斯环推广到二维时YouknowhowaMobiusstripgeneralized就会成为克莱因瓶吗tothethirddimensionisaKleinbottle?再白♥痴♥版一点Dumber.莫比乌斯环是嵌入在三维空间中的AMob

10、iusstripisatwo-dimensionalmanifold一种二维流形.-再白♥痴♥版一点that,sembeddedin.-Dumber.你知道什么是正方形吗Doyouknowwhatasquareis?知道-那正方体呢Yes.-Cube?当然Ofcourse.那么你就知道什么是C-8八胞体了ThenyouknowwhataC-8octachoronis.我告诉你我可是有瘦了一些Andforyourinformation,velostalittleweight.你得吃这个燕麦圈早餐谷物YougottoeatthemCheerios,这对你身体很好they

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12、that.我不就这么说的吗ThatswhatIsaid.不你说的是她不爱吃那些嘴”No,yousaid,Shedontlikenoneofthat.我们俩说的不系一样的吗Weresayinthesamethang.不对是我们俩说的不是一样的吗No,weresayingthesamething.对啊Exactly.但我们不一样Andwearent.我们不系一样详Weain,t?我只是希望你能尝试Ijustthinkyoumaywanttotry在你女儿面前说话时更注意一点speakingmoreproperlyinfrontofyourdaughter.我这么说话有咋问题么Aintnothinw

13、rongwiththewayItalk.很多银说话都跟我一样啊1.ottapeopletalklikeme.的确但如果丝丝说话True,butmaybeCeeCeewillhave字正腔圆一些她人生会有更多机会betteropportunitiesinlifeifshe,swell-spoken.她都还不会“缩”话呢Shedonteventalkyet.不她还不会说话No,shedoesn,t.但她已经会听也会慢慢学习Butshe,slisteningandsheslearning,我们也不想她说的第一个词是“我顶”andwedontwantherfirstwordtobedangit.11那

14、也好过其他装逼版的“我顶”BetterthatthanwhateverthesnootyversionofDangitis.是“我丢”It,sDarnit.我顶我知道这个的Dangit,Iknewthat.出色的成果Remarkablework.干得好啊小家伙Welldone,lad.14岁就发表了第一篇文章Yes,firstpaperpublishedat14.你正式成为神童了Oh.Youreofficiallyawunderkind.你们有没有捕捉到我关于四维立方体的内梗玩笑啊Didyoucatchmyslyin-jokeaboutatesseract?我有吗DidI?我有Idid.你有吗

15、Didyou?我不知道Idontknow.跟能够r解我的文章精妙之处的人聊天就是舒服It,srefreshingtotalktopeoplewhoappreciatemywork.赞叹理解Appreciateit,understandit,并受到启发-同意同意再同意andareinspiredbyit.-Ditto,dittoandditto.我也相信你的家人们一定都以你为傲Andmsureyourfamilyisveryproud.但不止为我一人骄傲Yes,butnotjustme.幼稚的地图婚前把女人肚子搞大Childishmaps,impregnatingawomanoutofwedlo

16、ck-他们为家里所有孩子骄傲theyreproudofalltheirkids.最重要的是这孩子属于我们Theimportantthingis,thatkidbelongstous.他是我们的黄金牛Heisourcashcow.好啦Okay.快跟我解释他的文章到ExplainthistomesoIsoundlikeIknow我跟资助人要钱时能讲得像我懂似地whatmtalkingaboutwhenIshakethedonortree.年轻的库珀先生重新构想了弦理论Well,youngMr.Cooperhasreimaginedstringtheory.而且以一种前所未有的方式致密化了额外维度A

17、ndCompactifieddimensionslikenobodysbusiness.你们俩其实没懂对吧Youdontunderstandthis,doyou?对-不太懂No.-Notreally.我们能理解他是想干嘛啦-绝对的Imean,weget-whathestryingtodo.-Absolutely.不我们其实不太理解完全不懂No,Wedontreallyunderstandit.-Notabit.所以我们学校最聪明的二人Sotwoofthetopmindsatourschoolare被一个14岁孩子给搞困惑了flummoxedbya14-year-old.“困感这词有点严重了We

18、ll,Flummoxedisastrongword.但准确-很准确Butaccurate.-Accurate.好吧或许我拉赞助时可以说Mm-hmm.Okay,maybeIcansellthisbysaying这内容太先进了thatthisissoadvanced连很多才华洋溢的科学家都不见得懂thatevenotherbrilliantscientistsdontunderstandit.太性感了Sexy.你别这样Dontdothat.你好Hello?我是Thisisshe.真的吗-是谁Oh,really?-Whoisit?如果是卖♥♥船的人赶紧挂了Ifitsagu

19、yaboutaboat,hangup.请稍等一下是普林斯顿大学的人Onemoment,please.ItsPrinceton.他们想聊聊谢尔顿去哪里上研究生院的事TheywanttotalkaboutSheldongoingtogradschool.他们给什么好处Ooh,whataretheyoffering?不知道啊-学费全免吗Idontknow.-Full-ride?我都说了不知道那你问啊IsaidIdon,tknow.-Well,askem.你先闭上嘴我才能问啊Iwillifyoullshutup.行吧但建议你别用这语气Okay,butIwouldntusethattone.我去应门要记

20、得现金为王llgetit.Remember,cashisking.“雷猴”啊Well,howdy.请问这里是库珀家吗IsthistheCooperresidence?是的Itis.我叫菲尔.兰伯特来自斯坦福大学Phil1.ambert,StanfordUniversity.我正好经过梅德福IwasjustpassingthroughMedford就想顺道过来聊聊您儿子的未来andIwouldlovetotalktoyouaboutyoursonsfuture.请进菲尔Comeonin,Phil.玛丽Hey,Mare,跟普林斯顿的人说斯坦福的人顺道来了tellPrinceton,Stanford

21、spassingthrough.谢谢你特意跑一趟Well,thanksforstoppingby.我本来是希望能见见谢尔顿Well,1waskindofhopingIcouldmeetSheldon.时机未到Allingoodtime.你提供的条件里Westillgottowhipsomeofthelumps还有一些细节我们得再琢磨琢磨保持联♥系♥outofthatofferofyours.Wellbeintouch.好Okay.琢磨琢磨吗Whipsomeofthelumps?现在重点是谢尔顿天书一般的文章Pointis,Sheldonsgobbledygookar

22、ticle引来了竞标战gotusabiddingwar.乔治你对研究生院有什么了解吗George,whatdoyouknowaboutgradschool?毫无了解但我对招揽绩优选手有概念Nothing,butIdoknowaboutrecruitingbluechiptalent.学校们都想要他而他在我们手里Theseschoolswanthim,andwegothim.他不是什么让人竞标的得奖小母牛He,snotaprizeheifertoauctionoff.玛丽我们家有两个普通孩子用聪明这个回本吧Mary,Wegottwoaveragekids.1.etscashinonthesmar

23、tone.你觉得我口音搞笑吗DoyouthinkItalkfunny?我妈又说什么了Whatdmymomsay?她让我说话更字正腔圆一些JustthatIshouldspeakmoreproper.你说话没问题她应该少管闲事Yourefine,andsheshouldmindherownbusiness.谢谢她是担心丝丝说话像我Thanks,causeshesallworriedCeeCee,sgonnasoundlikeme.怎么了What?没什么Nothing.话说回来Youknow,我当年去报气象时曾经上过正音班whenIwasaweathergirl,Itooksomespeechcl

24、asses,真的对我帮助不小呢andtheyreallyseemedtohelp.你以前也有我这种口音吗Didyouusedtosoundlikeme?亲爱的当然没有Oh,sweetie,no.九点钟方向敌人接近Incoming,nineoclock.希望两位还满意Well,Ihopeyoutwoarehappy.现在谢尔顿IE被Sheldonisbeingrecruited普林斯顿大学斯坦福大学byPrinceton,byStanford,麻省理工加州理工的人挖角MIT,Caltech.我们要失去他了你们俩还无动于衷Wearelosinghim,andyoutwohavedonenothin

25、g.我们俩能做什么啊Whatcanwedo?那些可是世界最顶尖的学府Thosearesomeofthebestschoolsintheworld.我们研究生院也有很不错的物理系啊Wehaveawonderfulgraduateprogramforphysics.其实Actually.你是那个学系的系主任Yourethechairofthedepartment.是啊我们系离不错还有十万八千里Yes,andtheprogramisfarfromwonderful.话虽如此Thatsaid,我们学校的畜牧系可是首屈一指ouranimalhusbandrydepartmentisfirst-rate.

26、行Fine.我们还有其他招数可以用Wehaveothercardstoplay.Uh.我们这里离家近他也爱你们两个werenearhisfamily,andhelovesyoutwo-天知道是因为什么Godknowswhy最重要的是andmostimportantly,他讨厌改变hehateschange.有一次我换了止汗剂他都逼我换回去Ichangeddeodorantsonce.Hemademechangeitback.因为他觉得我的香味太户外Apparently,Ismelledtoooutdoorsy.好听我说我们已经迎合谢尔顿Allright,look,we-we,vebeencat

27、eringtoSheldon与他家人好多年了andhisfamilyforyears,我们要把这些经验化为优势soletstakeadvantageofwhatweknow用来将他留在我们东德州理工anduseittokeephimatEastTexasTech.他的妈妈是虔诚信徒Hismotherisveryreligious.或许可以透露加州理工是以撒旦教♥徒♥的钱起家的SomeonemightmentionCaltechwasfoundedbyaSatanist.很好很好等等这是真的吗Good,good.Wait-wait,isthattrue?其实我不在乎真

28、假就用这招Actually,Idontcare.Wereusingit.是真的-再次强调我不在乎Itistrue.-Andagain,Idontcare,很好还有什么招So,whatelsewegot?加州交通那么繁忙还有那么多高速Eh,withallthefreewaysandtrafficinCalifornia,他会需要一辆车he,sgonnaneedacar.乔治他才14岁George,he,s14.有道理Right.他会需要一辆车与一名司机He,sgonnaneedacarandadriver.我们可以安排Wecanarrangethat.你们意下如何So,whatdoyousay?

29、斯蒂芬霍金与谢尔顿库珀在加州理工联手StephenHawkingandSheldonCoopertogetheratCaltech?感觉希望很大It,sverypromising.当然啦我们有许多杰出校友Andofcourse,someofouralumni比如前总统约翰肯尼迪与富兰克林罗斯福includeJohnKennedy,FranklinRoosevelt,还有最近刚上任的最高法♥院♥法官newlyappointedSupremeCourtJustice鲁思金斯伯格RuthBaderGinsburg.好多民&hearts注♥党人啊Thatsan

30、awfullotofDemocrats.可是哈佛有很多杰出校友呢AlthoughHarvarddidhavesomeimpressivealumni.好几任总统Bunchofpresidents还有最高法♥院♥的那女人andthatgalonthecourt.我还以为你们UT大学幸运色是烧橙色IthoughtU.T.wasburntorange?不是你说的那是德州大学Oh,no,thatstheUniversityofTexas.我们是多伦多大学加油真蓝队WeretheUniversityofToronto.Go,TrueBlue.多伦多啊Toronto?没错我们就

31、相当于北方的哈佛Yes,sir,weretheHarvardoftheNorth,eh.我想你该走了Well,youshouldprobablygetgoing.回家的路很远呢Gotalongtripaheadofyou.你说的我都挺喜欢Ilikeeverythingmhearing,but,不过到头来还是要看谢尔顿他自己的选择attheendoftheday,thisllbeSheldonschoice.当然稍等一下Absolutely.-Hangonasec.我看到有工程系Iseeanengineeringdepartment,物理系和计算机实验室aphysicsdepartment,co

32、mputerlab.但我没看到有教堂WhatIdontseeisachurch.别担心我们有一座美丽的Dontworry,wehaveabeautiful跨教派小教堂建于1956年nondenominationalchapelbuiltin1956.跨教派Nondenominational?那里欢迎所有人Everyoneswelcome.谢尔顿你好啊Hello,Sheldon.看我的好小伙Theresmyguy.你们好Oh,hello.出什么事了吗Iseverythingokay?我们要有事才能来找好哥们吗Doessomethinghavetobewrongtohangoutwithapal?

33、在东德州理工这儿HereatEastTexasTech,我们不只是你的老师也是你的朋友werenotjustyourfaculty,wereyourfriends.但你以前Inthepast,youmadeit明确表示过我们不是朋友veryclearthatwerenotfriends.我那只是Thatsjustme故意说反话气你的啦好兄弟之间就会这样givingyouthebusinessthewaybuddiesdo,你个小调皮鬼youlittlescamp.抱歉我锤得太大力了Sorry,thatwasalittlehard.我们知道招生这事会给人很大压力Weknowthisrecruit

34、ingthingcanbestressful,所以就是想来看看你的情况andwejustwantedtoseehowyoureholdingup.其实我一点压力都没有It,sactuallynotstressfulatall.大部分都交给我爸妈帮我处理了Myparentshavebeenhandlingmostofit.太好了所以有家人在身边真好Thatsgreat.Thatswhyit,sgoodtohavefamilycloseby.亲朋好友Friendsandfamily都在一跳之遥的地方justahop,skipandajumpaway.我从来不跳Idonthop,skiporjump

35、.瞧你这种幽默感See,thatsthatsenseofhumor我们能懂但陌生人就未必了thatwegetbutstrangersmaynot.没错Yes.孩子我知道有很多所研究生院想招募你Son,Iknowyouhavealotofoptionsforgradschool,我相信你一定能做出正确的选择andImsureyoullmaketherightchoiceforyourself为你自己也为你年迈的好姥姥andyoursweet,aginggrandma.如果你去外地她会很想念的Whowillmissyousomuchifyouleave.小饼饼她是不是这样叫你来着MoonPie-i

36、sntthatwhatshecallsyou?是的真有爱Yes.-Sweet.真有爱Sosweet.你在干什么Hey,whatyoudoing?看书Reading.英语语法与写作吗EnglishGrammarandComposition?是米希的It,sMissys.你不是非得要这么做的Youknow,youdonthavetodothis.可我想为了丝丝而努力Well,IwanttodoitforCeeCee.也许我能帮你Well,maybeIcanhelp.是吗Yeah?你不需要看书Yeah,youdontneedabook.我们从简单的开始1.etsjuststartsimple.不要说

37、“行而是说“没有”Um,insteadofaint,tryisnt.1没有问题Thatisntgonnabeaproblem.没错现在试试纠正“不是”Thereyougo.Now,let,sworkonwasnt.1不系,Wadnt.不是Wasnt.不系Wadn,t.我没听见卷舌的发音See,mnothearingthes.因为不系这样说的啊Thatscauseitwadn,tthere.我们已经把范围缩小到五所学校So,wevenarroweditdowntofiveschools.有位于加州的加州理工和斯坦福大学WegotCaltechandStanfordinCalifornia.都在左

38、岸-老妈Theleftcoast.-Mom.就是在嘛Itis.我能继续r吗CanIcontinue?也是出了名的水果和坚果之乡继续吧Alsoknownasthelandoffruitsandnuts.Continue.东岸则有麻省理工AndontheEastCoast,wegotMIT,哈佛和普林斯顿大学HarvardandPrinceton.该死的北方佬DamnYankees.康妮我们又不能把学校搬走Wecantmovetheschools,Connie.还有东德州理工TheresalsoEastTexasTech.你也有在考虑这所学校吗Isthataschoolthatyoureconsi

39、dering?我在这里有朋友而且离你们也近Ihavefriendsthere,anditsclosetoallofyou.你为什么想要离我们近-米希Whywouldyouwanttobeclosetous?-Missy.决定权在你Thisisyourdecision,但据我所知其他儿所学校相当于butbestIunderstand,theseotherschoolsare职棒大联盟级别而东德州理工只是儿童棒球队themajorleagues,andEastTexasTechisT-ball.请你不要使用体育方面的类比Pleasedontmakesportsanalogies.好吧Fine.这些

40、学校就像.超人Theseschoolsarelike.Superman东德州理工则像andEastTexasTechislike.普通人regularman?这类比好像好懂一点Better,1think.如果你是担心离家太远Ifyoureworriedaboutbeingfaraway,他们都承诺会帮你报销旅途费用theyreallofferingtopayfortravelexpenses让你能回家过节soyoucancomehomefortheholidays.不过我先声明你不是一定要回来的Buttobeclear,youdonthaveto.我们也可以去学校看你AndWecanalsoc

41、omeandvisityou.免费出游老娘喜欢Ooh,freetrip.Ilikethat.你刚刚还在吐槽这些地方Youwerejustcomplainingabouttheseplaces.我也可以到那边的沙滩吐槽Icancomplainonabeach.这真是艰难的选择Thisisadifficultdecision.所以我们都聚在一起帮忙你做决定Whichiswhywereallheretohelpyoumakeit.还没完事吗Arewenotdone?感觉已经完了It-itfeltdone.进来吧Comein.你在干什么Whatareyoudoing?我睡不着Icantsleep.这是

42、我人生中最重大的决定Thisisthebiggestdecisionofmylife.这是什么东西What,sallthis?我在利用算法给每所学校评估分数memployinganalgorithmtoassignspointstoeachschool这样我就能通过统计数据决定哪所学校最好soIcanstatisticallydecidewhichisthebest用“点兵点将“随便点一个不行吗Howabout,Eeny,meeny,miny,moe?我不会想你的Iwontmissyou.我也是哪所学校领先Same.Whatschooswinning?我已经把范围缩窄到加州理工和麻省理工ven

43、arroweditdowntoCaltechandMIT.从地理位置上讲离家一样远Geographicallyequidistant,所以回家所需要的时间也差不多sothetraveltimehomewouldbeaboutthesame.加州理工有斯蒂芬霍金让我很激动CaltechhasStephenHawking,whichisexciting,但他没得过诺贝尔奖buthehasntwonaNobelPrize,不像麻省理工的亨利肯德尔他最近得了unlikeHenryKendallatMIT,whorecentlydid.这小家伙是谁Whatsthislittleguy?两所学校的吉祥物都

44、是海狸Bothschools1mascotisabeaver.这和我本人的需求无关Notpertinenttomyneeds,不过还是挺逗趣的butamusingnonetheless.如果你问我的话Well,ifyouwantmyopinion,我会叫你选靠近海滩和好莱坞的那一所IsaypicktheonethatsnearthebeachandHollywood.我都不喜欢利好麻省理工Ihatethose.AdvantageMIT.麻省理工在哪儿-波士顿Where,sthat?-Boston.那你的肠道直觉怎么说So,whatsyourgutsay?它不会说话它不是用来思考的器官Itdoesntsayanything.Itsnotathinkingorgan.好吧那你的蜘蛛感应怎么说Fine,whatsyour.Spidey-sensetellyou?蜘蛛侠的超能力之一蜘蛛感应会警告彼得帕克眼前有危险Spidey-sensewarnsPeterParkerOfimminentdanger.但并不能帮他选择学校Itdoesnthelphimpickschools.