Young Sheldon《小谢尔顿》第七季第十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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4、ingat?我给下学期弦理论课程的教学大纲的建议Myproposalfornextsemesterscurriculumonstringtheory.我虽然要离开了但这并不代表Imaybeleaving,butthatdoesn,tmean这里不能继续吸引更多天纵奇才啊youcanattractmorebrilliantminds只要学术上保持尖端就行bystayingonthecuttingedge.谢尔顿你又不是这里的教授Sheldon,youarenotaprofessorhere.我太清楚了因为如果我是Oh,Iknow.IfIweretoteach,这里绝对会是一所比现在好太多的大学i

5、twouldbeatamuchbetteruniversitythanthisone.而且再过54天你就不再是这里的学生了And,in54days,youwillnolongerbeastudenthere.我绝对没有在一天天数日子Notthatmcounting.是啊所以我们更要珍惜最后的时光True,weshouldrelishthesemoments.我珍惜着呢Oh,mrelishing.看我珍惜的表情1.ookatmerelish.所以你这堆建议是想我怎么样So,whatamIsupposedtodowiththis?虽然我之后不在这里就读JustbecauseIwontbehered

6、oesntmean但我这一生还是会跟这所大学有关联啊Iwontforeverbeassociatedwiththisuniversity.所以我希望以后别人看我简历时Anditwouldbeniceifpeoplelookatmyresume能说出”是东德州理工啊”而非”是东德州理工啊”andsaidEastTexasTech/notEastTexasTech.你两种的语气一模一样啊Yousaidthosetheexactsameway.真的吗在我脑海里第二种充满了鄙夷Really?Inmyhead,thesecondonewasdrippingwithscorn.”是东德州理工啊”这样如何E

7、astTexasTech.Howwasthat?太充太满了Dripping.谢尔顿我谢谢你的好意Sheldon,Iappreciatethis,但我们大学有许多优秀的教职员了but,uh,wehaveanexcellentfacultyhere,他们完全有能力andtheyarequitecapableof不靠你的帮助独力设计卓越的上课内容devisingtheirowncurriculumWithoutyourhelp.大不了我以后说起东德州理工IsupposeIcouldspinEastTexasTech就说是我已经克服的人生难关类似驼背或者畸形足asahardshipIhadtoover

8、come,likeahunchbackoraclubfoot.就剩54天了54days.我知道我也会想念这一切Iknow.mgoingtomissthis,too.这些是我为F学年设计好的新物理学课程So,thisisthenewphysicscurriculumIvedevelopedfornextyear.非线性西格玛模型导论吗Introductiontononlinearsigmamodels?这是挺深的内容耶Thatssomeprettyadvancedstuff.重点就在这里Andthatsthepoint.谢尔顿或许要离开了Youknow,Sheldonmaybeleaving,但

9、只要我们让课程保持在最尖端butWecanattractthenextbrilliantmind我们还是能吸引下一个天纵英才ifwestayonthecuttingedge.太同意你这想法了Couldn,tagreemore.这样吧约翰要不然你负责去Infact,John,whydontyoutakepoint教那门非线性课而我负责教onthatnonlinearclassandllteach,uh.这上面好多我听说过的东西啊Ooh,somuchhereveheardof,我该选哪一样呢whichonedoIpick?行吧要是这些内容对你们来说太高深Allright,ifthismateria

10、listoochallengingforyou,或许我该整顿一下学系了maybeIshouldrethinkmyfaculty.你这话是什么意思Whatareyousaying?为了保持合法我不能说要换掉你们Well,legallyIcantsaythatmreplacingyou改请年轻人所以我绝对没要这么说withsomeoneyounger,somnotsayingthat.合法上说Uh,legally.想得美我有终身教职Nicetry,butIhavetenure.我没有啊Idont.那你多保重另一方面Toughluck.-Anotherthing我也绝对没有要说mnotsayingi

11、s我要把你们的办公室改到thatmgoingtoputyourofficeatthetop要爬超多楼梯的教学楼上层ofaflightofverysteepstairs.行了不需要做到这样吧Okay,thatwon,tbenecessary.或许我们对这些新东西还不熟Wemaybeoutofthelooponthisstuff但我们也能迎头赶上啊butWecancatchup.同意我们土别三日必让你刮目相看Agreed!Wecanbeuptospeedintwoshakesofalambstail.别这么说感觉好老气Dontsaythat,yousoundold.飞速进步1.ickety-spl

12、it?好些了Better.飞速进步1.ickety-split来奶奶怀里-给Oh,cometoNana.-Thereyougo.你变得好大啊Oh,yougotsobig.她怀孕时我也这么对她说了Isaidthattoherwhenshewaspregnant.绝对不行Nobueno.所以你们要去看哪部电影So,uh,whatmovieyallgoingtosee?神探飞机头AceVentura:PetDetective.曼蒂你会想看这电影吗Mandy,youwanttoseethat?我无所谓估计灯光还没暗我就睡着了1dontcare,mgonnabeasleepbeforethelights

13、godown.我们很乐意帮你们看孩子Well,wearesohappytobabysit.甚至如果你们电影完Infact,ifyouwanttogotodinner想顺便共进晚餐我们也很欢迎afterthemovie,thatsfinewithus.多谢rAw,thanks,但我们最近想存钱呢butweretryingtosavemoney.乔治给他们点晚餐钱George,givethemsomemoneysotheycangotodinner.我们已经免费帮忙看小孩了Werealreadybabysittingforfree.我们平常都没什么机会见到宝宝了Butwenevergettosee

14、thislittleone,因为她的大坏蛋爸爸妈妈搬家了becausehermeanMommyandDaddymovedheraway.但爸爸妈妈现在有自己的洗手间所以Well,MommyandDaddyhavetheirownbathroomnow,so.那可是梦想成真啊Oh,that,sthedreamrightthere.好啦再见啦宝宝Alrighty.Bye,baby.亲爰的再见要乖啊Bye,honey.Begood.她绝对会当奶奶与阿公的小天使Oh,shellbeanangelforNanaandGrampy.阿公吗Grampy?我可没同意过这称呼Ididntsignoffontha

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16、就是啊-多新鲜刺♥激♥的东西啊Agreed.-Excitingstuff眼前一亮-太亮了Thrilling.-Sothrilling.微微有点难以理解Alittlehardtoparse.有一点像天书Abitenigmatic.同一段文章我得反复读四遍Ihadtoreadthesameparagraphfourtimes.我看其中一篇论文时睡着了口水全流上去了1fellasleepononepaper,drooledalloverit.嗯哼你说有没有可能Huh.-Isitpossible我们已经老到学不了新东西了thatweretoooldtolearnnewthi

17、ngs?胡说八道这些玩意就算是我年轻时Nonsense.Thiswouldhavebeenovermyhead我也照样过目就忘evenasayoungman.或许我们只需要有人跟我们讲解一下MaybeWejustneedsomeonetoexplainittous.你是在说谢尔顿吗AreyoutalkingaboutSheldon?我相信他会很乐意协助msurehedbehappytohelp.我怕的就是这点Oh,thatswhatmafraidof.我可不想让他享受到自己比我们俩聪明Idontwanttogivehimthesatisfactionofthinking这种满足感hessmar

18、terthanus.但他的确比我们聪明啊Butheissmarterthanus.这我们俩心知肚明但决不能让他知道Iknowthatandyouknowthat,buthecanneverknowthat.那这样如何Okay,howaboutthis?我们随便选一份论文Wetakeoneofthesepapers,一起努力来搞懂它buckledownandfigureitouttogether.团队合作啊我喜欢Teamwork,Ilikeit.你可不可以举近一点呢Actually,couldyoumoveitabitcloser?我看着有点模糊Thatsalittlefuzzy.但这样我看着模

19、糊了Nowit,sfuzzyforme.戴上你的眼镜啊Putonyourcheaters.我把它忘在公交上了Iforgotthemonthebus.我有一副多的你想要戴吗Ihaveanextrapair,wouldyoulikethem?那就太好了Thatwouldbelovely.团队合作Teamwork.喊“奶奶”SayNana.奶奶Nana.奶奶Na-na.玛丽她离说话还很久吧Aintshealittleyoungforthat,Mare?告诉你们我第一次说话是在4个月大时Fortherecord,Isaidmyfirstwordatfourmonths.我说了直角三角形的“斜边Itwa

20、sHypotenuse.我是让你去拿她的瓶子不是你的Iaskedyoutogetherbottle,notyours.石二鸟嘛玛丽Twobirds,Mare.给我坐下来陪我一起喂她Getdownhereandfeedherwithme.为什么啊Why?这样才能建立感情啊Causethat,showyoubond.好吧Allright.那你就得负责帮我起身了Youregonnahavetogetmebackup.干杯Cheers.我到家啦mhome!糟糕爸爸摔跤了吗Oh,no,didDadfall?没有我是在跟宝宝建立感情No,mbondingwiththebaby.她是不是世界第一可爱Isnt

21、shethecutest?想知道还有什么东西可爱吗Wanttoknowwhatelseiscute?这里再穿一个耳洞不准Anotherpiercingrightuphere.-No.为什么不行海瑟就穿了一个Why?Heatherjustgotone.你跟海瑟不是在吵架吗IthoughtyouandHeatherwerefighting.是啊中学人生多复杂啊Yeah,middleschoolscomplicated.你不准再打耳洞Yourenotgettinganotherpiercing.这是我的耳朵Itsmyear.是我们做出来的耳朵所以属于我们Wemadethatear.Itsourear

22、.我恨这个家Ihatethishouse.我好怀念她还不会说话的时候Imisswhenshecouldn,ttalk.你好啊谢尔顿Hi,Sheldon.你好Hello.我来是想跟你切磋切磋IwashopingIcouldpickyourbrain弦理论的一些最新突破aboutsomeofthelatestbreakthroughsinstringtheory.然后嘛And,uh,这件事我们俩知道就行maybewekeepthisbetweenus.不需要让林克莱特博士知道Uh,Dr.1.inkletterdoesntneedtoknow.格兰特Grant?约翰John.真不敢相信你背着我来找谢

23、尔顿IcantbelieveyouwenttoSheldonbehindmyback.你也在干一样的事好吗Youredoingthesameexactthing.可是你先这么干了Yeah,well,youdiditfirst!那你进不进来我没太多闲工夫Inorout?Idonthaveallnight.谢谢你帮忙照看她Well,thankssomuchforwatchingher.她有给你们添麻烦吗-完全没有Wassheanytrouble?-No,notatall.你补觉补得如何Howwasyournap?不算睡得太好vehadbetter.Hey.男主角用屁♥眼&hearts

24、;说话我笑也不行吗Aguytalksoutofhisbutt,Ilaugh.你笑到汽水都从鼻孔喷出来了DrPeppercameoutyournose.对啊毕竟他屁♥眼♥说出话来呢Yeah,whenwordscameoutofhisbutt.好啦Okay.玛丽通常这时候应该把宝宝还回去Mare,thisiswhereyouhandthebabyback让他们回家了andletthemleave.我只是想多粘着她mjustsoakingherup.他们又不是住大老远TheydontliveinKansas.你只要想随时都能去找他们YoucanseeemWhenevery

25、ouwant.好啦好啦Okay,well,奶奶爱你Nanalovesyou.奶奶是最棒的Nanasthebest.奶奶Nana.奶奶奶奶奶奶Nana,Nana,Nana.好了奶奶你悠着点Allright,Nana.Takeitdownanotch.好啦随时都能带她回来真的随时都行Okay.Bringherbackanytime.Imeanit,anytime.好啦他们听到了Ithinktheygotit.我们听到啦Wegotit.再见Bye.感觉真是太好了Thatwassonice.对啊多棒的条件啊Yeah,whatasweetdeal.你能玩个爽玩完又能直接丢回去Youhavealittle

26、fun,thenhandherrightback.是吗可是我喜欢家里有宝宝的感觉1dontknow,1likehavingababyinthehouse.是吗这个嘛Yeah,well.跟你说学校的那个罗斯他最近刚跟Youknow,Russatwork,he-he,sstartingallover第二任老婆有了新孩子withwifenumbertwo.你真应该看看他Youshouldseehim.累到仿佛行尸走肉1.ookslikeawalkingcorpse.感觉也不是那么糟啊Thatdoesntsoundsobad.你是说认真的吗Areyouserious?毕竟小乔治与丝丝住在城市另一边嘛W

27、ell,GeorgieandCeeCeeliveacrosstown,谢尔顿也准备搬去加州SheldonsabouttomovetoCalifornia.家里会变得很冷清Thehouseisgonnafeelempty.人还没跑光好吗米希还住在家里Whoa,WhOa,itaintemptyyet,youstillgotMissyhere.米希都不让我抱她了Missydoesntletmehugheranymore.哪有这回事Thatisnottrue.米希过来抱抱你妈才不要Missy,getouthereandhugyourmother!-No!卡座有位了Boothjustopenedup.你

28、们想不想过去那边坐Yallwanttomoveover?卡座我们又不是在约会Booth?Werenotonadate.我可不想和你互蹭膝盖变成调情Idontwantourkneesrubbinguponeachother.我就是想坐得舒服点犯法吗Well,excusemeforwantingtobecomfortable.乔治你说这人离不离谱居然想去卡座坐George,youbelievethisguy?Hewantstositinabooth.什么就是啊What?Oh,yeah.韦恩拜托我们又不是在约会Comeon,Waynewerenotonadate.我刚刚才这样吐槽他Ijustmade

29、thatjoke.你能不能认真点听我们说话Getyourheadinthegame.抱歉我Sorry,I.我有点心烦意乱malittledistracted.怎么了说来听听Allright,whatsgoingon?我们在帮忙照看孙女Wewerebabysittingthegranddaughter.我担心玛丽有点想再生一个mworriedMarysgotalittlebabyfever.你有跟她说罗斯的情况吗YoutellheraboutRuss?我当然有跟她说CourseItoldheraboutRuss.可怜的家伙天天累得像行尸走肉Poorbastard.Shufflingaroundl

30、ikeazombie.而且罗斯身材还不错AndRussisinshape.你可没体力追着一个小婴儿跑了Youcantgoaroundchasingafterababy.别小看我今天我可是Hey,I11haveyouknowIgotupoffthefloor独力从地板爬起来了allbymyselftoday.当然当然八、4Ofcourseyoudid.她带孙女带得很开心Justbecausesheshavingfunwithyourgrandkid也不代表她就想再生小孩啊doesntmeanshewantsmorebabies.这可不好说Idontknow.她以前确实提过这事Shesdefini

31、telybroughtitupbefore.糟了Oh,boy.镇上要出现新丧尸了Theresgonnabeanewzombieintown.肥仔丧尸Chunkyzombie.这又不是她一人说了算我也有发言权Hey,itisntalluptoher.Ihaveasayinthis.我是说真的mserious.It.造人是双人运动嘛Ittakestwo.那就跟她说真心话Thenbehonestwithher.或者如果你不想再要孩子就效仿我的做法Oryoudontwantanotherone,dowhatIdid.我可没打算离婚mnotgettingadivorce.不我是说结扎No,Imean,g

32、etalittlesnip.再也不用担心会有小孩Neverworryaboutitagain.你是指把下面扎起来吗Well,youmeanlikea.likeadown-theresnip?我居然让你去教健康教育课IcantbelieveIIetyouteachHealth.玛丽肯定不会同意Well,Mary,dnevergoforthat.我都不知道你结扎了Ididntknowyougotsnipped.因为我的蛋不劳你费心Thats,causemyballsarenoneofyourbusiness.有道理Fairpoint.如果W是在代数簇X上的卡勒度量IfWistheKahlermet

33、riconthealgebraicvarietyX,且标准丛KX不重要那X是什么andthecanonicalbundleKXistrivial,thenXiswhat?扎里斯基空间-错AZariskispace.-Wrong.你干嘛Hey!显然是椭圆曲线嘛Obviously,itsanellipticcurve.错Wrong.喂Hey!你为什么打我们Whyareyouhittingus?错-你为什么打我Wrong.-0w!Whydyouhitme?疼痛是最好的老师Painisthebestteacher.我是在教你们mteachingyou.感觉你只是趁机打我们Well,itfeelslik

34、eyourehittingus.我也曾和你们样苦思这些概念但最终1.ikeyou,1struggledwiththeseconcepts,buteventually,我全部掌握了正是通过不屑的努力Imasteredthem,throughhardwork,resilience和适量的打关节惩罚andahealthydoseofknucklewhacking.孩子我们可是建树斐然的科学家Son,weareaccomplishedscientists.你不能这样对待我们Wewontbetreatedlikethis.那好吧Verywell.有哪位同学能说出这位傻蛋错在哪里Class,whoknow

35、swherethedummkopfwentwrong?傻蛋吗你说我是傻蛋吗Dummkopf?Yourecallingmeadummy?还有一招是当众羞辱也很有效Theresalsopublichumiliation.Thatwasquiteeffective.你们两个老傻蛋准备好学习了吗Areyouolddummkopfsreadytolearn,还是你们该上♥床♥睡觉了orisitpastyourbedtime?我能熬夜到7点半的Oh,mgoodtillatleast7:30.我回来了Hey.你在干什么Whatyoudoing?双胞胎一岁生日的照片是哦Thetwi

36、nsfirstbirthday.-Yeah.你看他们那时候小小一个1.ookhowlittletheywere.看我那时也很瘦啊Well,lookhowlittleIwas.这是小乔治刚掉第一颗乳牙AndGeorgiewhenhelosthisfirsttooth.他得知牙仙会给2毛5后Whenhelearneditwasworthaquarter,还试图把所有牙全拔下来hetriedtopullouttherestofem.看来他从小就有生意头脑Guesshesalwaysbeenabusinessman.是啊以及傻头傻脑Yeah.Andanidiot.难道你不怀念他们那时的可爱小脸蛋吗Te

37、llmeyoudontmisstheirsweetlittlefaces.所以才拍照留念啊Mm.Thatswhywetookpictures.照片代替不了晚上亲自哄他们睡觉的感觉Itsnotthesameasrockingemtosleepatnight.是啊然后半夜三点被他们吵醒Yeah,tilltheywakeyouupat3:00a.m.还有嗅闻他们的小脑袋Andsmellingtheirlittleheads.不是吧你念念不忘的是那个味道吗Really?Thatsthesmellyouremember?也没有那么臭啦Comeon.Itwasntthatbad.是啦但我们当年还年轻力壮I

38、twasn,t,but.wewereyoungerthen.我不是说我们应该试着再生一个mnotsayingweshouldtryforanotherone.太好了-我只是说Great.-mjustsaying,如果发生了意外也是个美好的意外iftherewasanaccident,itmightbeahappyaccident.看来只能听从上帝的安排了IguessitsinGodshands.是啊Iguessitis.你好Hello.Hey.我想咨♥询♥一卜输精管结扎术mhereaboutavasectomy.最快的预约也要排到三周后Actually,ourear

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