Young Sheldon《小谢尔顿》第七季第十四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、J世上没人比我强壮JJNobodyelseisstrongerthanIamJJ昨天我移了一座山JJYesterdayImovedamountainJJ我相信我能当你的英雄）JIbetIcouldbeyourheroJ4J我是个了不起的小家伙JJIamamightylittlemanJtJ1我是个了不起的小家伙J/IamamightylittlemanJ*少年谢尔顿少年谢尔顿前情提要PreviouslyonYoungSheldon.天啊-亲爱的适应高中生活Oh,dear.-Youhavingahardtime第1季第1集与第1季第2集碰到困难吗adjustingtohighschool?我是对

2、适应地球生活碰到了困难mhavingahardtimeadjustingtoEarth.二傻子Hey,doofis.第1季第1集谁明天要跟我去教堂Who,sgoingtochurchwithmetomorrow?我陪你去吧妈妈llgowithyou,Mom.你都不信上帝YoudontbelieveinGod.不啊但是我信妈妈Nope,butIbelieveinMom.看着我的脸1.ookatmyface.第1季第3集告诉我你看到了什么-看到你老Tellmewhatyousee.-Thatyoureold.放我下来Isaidputmedown!第1季第5集第1季第16集我交朋友也四处碰壁Ihav

3、eatoughtimemakingfriends,too.第1季第2集祝你找朋友的道路能一切顺遂Well,goodluckonyourquesttofindafriend.告诉我哪里疼Tellmewhereithurts.第2季第8集第2季第10集”好玩就要大喊逗你玩”Ifitsfunny,itsaBazinga.,多么有魅力的年轻人啊Whatacharmingyoungman.第6季第18集怪咖Kook.第2季第1集你跟我外孙女说Didyoutellmygranddaughter第3季第6集她不能打棒球shecantplaybaseball?姥姥要跟教练去约会Meemawgotadatewi

4、ththecoach.欢迎收看谢尔顿库珀为何该去上大学WhySheldonCoopershouldgotocollege.第3季第21集说茄子Cheese.第3季第16集你是斯波克我是柯克舰长YoubeSpock.llbeKirk.是舰长Aye,Captain.你好母亲Greetings,Mother.第3季第9集你在洗衣房♥里面Areyourunningagamblingroom第5季第8集开了赌场吗才没有呢inthebackofthe1.aundromat?-No.请你别再跑了Pleasestoprunning.第7季第7集第3季第7集我爱你Iloveyou.第2季第11集抱

5、歉我锤得太大力了Sorry.Thatwasalittlehard.第7季第9集我叫乔治-曼蒂mGeorgie.-Mandy.第5季第11集我怀孕了mpregnant.第5季第17集她诞生了Sheshere.第6季第14集爸爸我们得下车了Dad,Weneedtogetoutofthecar.第6季第22集康妮这真的太糟了Connie,msosorry.我要去麻省理工mgoingtoMIT.第7季第9集还是去加州理工吧-去加州理工Caltech?-Caltech.距离我父亲的葬礼Ithadbeen27days已经过去了27天sincemyfather,sfuneral,不难理解每个人都依然情绪低落

6、andeveryonewasstillunderstandablyoutofsorts.快吃完我们要去教堂Finishup,wegottogettochurch.我们周三和周四都去过了WealreadywentWednesdayandThursday.还不够吗Isntthatenough?耶稣为你们牺牲了生命Jesusdiedforyou.他也没问那够不够啊Hedidntaskifthatwasenough.拜托了让我们去你那儿住Pleaseletuscomelivewithyou.给她一点时间她会平静下来的Justgivehersometime.Shellsettledown.我们非去不可吗

7、Dowereallyhavetogo?对你们非去不可Yes,youreallyhavetogo.即便还是个小孩时我也总是做Evenasachild,Iwasalwaysdoingthings取悦其他人的事tomakeotherpeoplehappy.做取悦其他人的事吗Doingthingstomakeotherpeoplehappy?你逗我呢吧Youvegottobekiddingme.别从我背后偷看啊Dontreadovermyshoulder.你这是在写回忆录还是奇幻小说啊Well,areyouwritingyourmemoirorafantasynovel?告诉你“回忆录”一词来自于“回

8、忆”Foryourinformation,thewordmemoircomesfrommemory/1这些回忆都是我个人的andthesememoriesaremine.你几时开始会费心Andsincewhendoyougooutofyourway取悦其他人了tomakeotherpeoplehappy?你一年一度的生日还不算吗Howaboutonceayearonyourbirthday?除此以外还有吗Otherthanthat,when?我时刻都在取悦他人啊-谢尔顿Allthetime.-Sheldon,我生孩子的时候你还去参加线上研讨会whileIwasgivingbirth,youZo

9、omedintoaseminar.谁叫你的宫口半天都不开指Youweretakingforevertodilate,再说我之前已经为那个项目做出过贡献了andIhadalreadymademycontributiontotheproject需要我提醒你吗还是在你生日当天Which,needIremindyou,wasonyourbirthday.我很乐意解剖你的大脑Iwouldlovetodissectyourbrain看看你究竟缺了哪一块toseewhichpartismissing.你也可能会发现Oryoullfindanall-newstructure无人见识过的全新构造noonesev

10、erseenbefore,取得革命性突破anevolutionaryleapforward.别逼我我可是有一把骨锯Dontpushme,Ihaveabonesaw.都老夫老妻了还是激♥情♥未减Alltheseyears,andthepassionisstillthere.我提醒一下各位1.etmeremindyouthat“以马内利I”的意思是Emmanuelmeans”上帝与我们同在”Godwithus,我向你们保证andIpromiseyou,本也老人家确实在heis.现在我们低下头安静祈祷吧Now,let,sallbowourheadsinsilentpray

11、er.那是什么Whatisthat?是我的新膝上型电脑Itsmynewlaptop.是斯特吉斯博士和林克莱特博士Dr.SturgisandDr.1.inkletter送给我的毕业礼物gaveittomeasagraduationgift.它为什么会在这里Whyisithere?它叫“膝上型电脑”自然该放在我的膝上Itsalaptop.Thisiswheremylapis.里面有游戏吗Doesithavegamesonit?有接龙和扫雷SolitaireandMinesweeper.给我玩玩看不要1.etmetry.-No.你给我收好Putitaway.库珀一家Uh,Coopers?有什么问题吗

12、Isthereanissue?没事继续祈祷我们会跟上的No,no.Keeppraying.Well,uh,catchup.谢尔顿你手里拿着什么Sheldon,whatyougotthere?IBM的笔记本电脑AnIBMThinkPad.带来教堂合适吗Doesthatseemappropriateforchurch?这可是科技的奇迹It,samiracleoftechnology.反对科技的人们啊这是一台手提电脑1.uddites,thisisaportablecomputer.拥有50兆赫的处理能力4MB内存50megahertzOfprocessingpower,fourmegabyteso

13、fRAM.看啊跪拜它吧Beholdandworship.我真是个淘气的小坏蛋WhatamischievousimpIwas.我们该准备出门了Weshouldstartgettingready.等一下Oh,holdon.你想看点酷的东西吗Wanttoseesomethingneat?是你准备换衣服出门Isityoustartingtogetready去看你儿子的冰球比赛吗foryoursonshockeygame?那就是很酷的事Becausethatwouldbeneat.我不打算去看比赛Oh,mnotgoingtothat.不过你看这个Butcheckthisout.我1994年的第一台手提电

14、脑Myfirstlaptopfrom1994.好棒哦你说不去看比赛是什么意思Terrific.Whatdoyoumeanyourenotgoing?一群小屁孩穿着溜冰鞋用棍子击打橡胶球Childrenonskateshittingarubberpuckwithastick.我为什么会有兴趣看WhywouldIwanttoseethat?因为莱纳德是你的儿子Because1.eonardisyourson,并且他也在那群小屁孩之中andheisoneofthosechildren.所以当年我才想等克隆技术成熟了才生孩子ThisiswhyIwantedtowaituntilcloningwaspo

15、ssible.因为传统生育方式让我们生了个打冰球的Becausetheold-fashionedwaygotusahockeyplayer.赶紧换衣服Getdressed.可是我很忙啊Butmbusy.我正写到去加州理工之前mwritingaboutmylastfewdaysinTexas我在德州度过的最后几天beforegoingtoCaltech.很感人呢It,sveryemotional.看得出来Icanseethat给老娘滚去洗澡Hittheshowers.我正写到一半妈妈快崩溃失控了mrightinthemiddle.Momsgoingofftherails,全靠我在维系那个家mho

16、ldingthewholefamilytogether.非常扣人心弦的内容Thisisrivetingstuff.反正我一小时后出发Well,Iamleavinginanhour你必须和我一起去andyouarecomingwithme.别演了你没病Stopit.Youarenotsick.你又不是医学博士你怎么知道啦Yourenotthatkindofdoctor.Youdontknow.我不在家时你都是做这种事吗Isthiswhatyoudowhenmnothere?你也有可能撞见更不堪的画面Youcouldvewalkedinonalotworse.那边的情况如何Hey,howsitgo

17、ingoverthere?还算过得去吧Well,aboutasgoodasyoucouldhope.我就是担心玛丽JustworriedaboutMary.她借酒消愁吗Isshehittingthebottle?是疯狂酗圣经消愁HittingtheBible,hard.那也不是太糟Well,that,snotthatbad.但她把孩子们推开了Well,she,spushingawayherchildren就在他们最需要妈妈的时候justwhentheyneedherthemost.除了在那里陪着他们你还能做什么Otherthanbeingthereforthem,whatelsecanyoud

18、o?我不知道1dontknow.我年轻的时候Hey,youknow,whenIwasyoung也曾迷失自我愤世嫉俗andlostandmadattheworld,是吉他使我没有走上歪路pickingupaguitarkeptmefromgoingdownabadroad.你想说什么So,what,reyousaying?米希和谢尔顿应该组一支乐队吗MissyandSheldonshouldformaband?对卡朋特兄妹乐队就有用啊WorkedfortheCarpenters.穿条裤子吧你Putsomepantson.J我没裤7穿JJIgotnopantsJJ大腿光溜溜JJOnmylegs.J

19、4那个位子为什么还放着餐垫Whyistherestillaplacematthere?那是你父亲的座位Thatsyourfathersseat.但是他不在这里啊Buthesnothere.他的灵魂与我们同在He,shereinspirit.他才没有呢-谢尔顿闭嘴No,he,snot.-Shutup,Sheldon.炸鸡很好吃玛丽Chickensgood,Mary.要感谢上校创立肯德基这可不是我做的ThanktheColonel.Iwasntuptocooking.11种秘制香料真是个美味的谜11secretherbsandspices.Itsadeliciousmystery.曼蒂你故意把话题

20、转移到炸鸡上Mandy,didyouchangethetopictofriedchicken是不是因为我说的话题很尴尬becausemytopicwasawkward?是的Idid.我现在又提起来是不是更尴尬rAndisitawkwardthatmbringingitupagain?差不多了Itsgettingthere.这又不是魔法椅子明明谁都能坐It,snotamagicchair,anyonecansitthere,即便灵魂真的存在当然它们不存在andevenifspiritsexisted,whichtheydont,它们也没办法霸占家具theycantcalldibsonfurnit

21、ure.如果我去坐那把椅子能让你闭嘴吗IfIsitinit,willyoupleasestoptalkingaboutit?应该可以吧Isupposeso.好吧Fine.别No.别坐-停下Dontdoit.-Stop!多谢Thankyou.有件事我一直在想TheressomethingIhavebeenthinkingabout我希望你们也能考虑一下thatIwouldlikeyoukidstoconsider.我想让你们都接受洗礼Iwantyoubothtogetbaptized.这炸鸡确实很好吃Thisissomegoodchicken.看见没我妈让气氛变尴尬而我巧妙转移了话题Seehow

22、IchangedthesubjectwhenMommadeitawkward?不我是认真的No,Iamserious.这很重要这关乎到拯救你们的灵魂Thisisimportant.Itisaboutsavingyoursouls.我不想这么做mnotdoingit.我也是Meneither.这又不是什么大事我就接受了洗礼Itaintnobigdeal.Ididit.是吗Really?没错他在洗礼池里强吻了一个女生Yeah,hekissedagirlinthetub,然后她一拳打扁了他的脸andshepunchedhimintheface.是吗Really?我觉得秘制香料里肯定放了胡椒mgonn

23、asaypeppersoneofthesecretspices.这样就只剩十种要猜了-好了Thatleavesten.-Okay,别再转移话题了enoughchangingthesubject.你俩必须接受洗礼Youtwoaregettingbaptized,关于这个话题的讨论到此结束andthatistheendofthediscussion.你不能逼我们这么做-讨论结束Youcantmakeus.-Endofdiscussion.跟我说说你亲的那个姑娘吧So,tellmeaboutthisgirlyoukissed.我们能不能聊点别的好吧Canwepleasetalkaboutsometh

24、ingelse?-Fine.她的名字叫维罗妮卡邓肯HernamewasVeronicaDuncan,他狂热地爱了她很多年andhewasmadlyinlovewithherforyears.讨论结束Endofdiscussion.她长得和你有点像Shekindoflookedlikeyou.但她比你高也比你年轻Excepttallerandyounger.你在看什么Hey.Whatyouwatching?没看什么Nothing.你妈妈去哪儿了Wheresyourmom?不知道Idontknow.可能又去教堂了吧Probablychurch,again.好吧她最近确实特别Yeah,Iguesss

25、hesbeenalittleextra.疯狂吗Nutty?虔诚Religious.这周她拉着我去了三次教堂Shedraggedmetochurchthreetimesthisweek.你知道谁会在周四去教堂吗YouknowwhogoestochurchonThursdays?谁Who?失败者们1.osers.抱歉Sorry.要不我们出去转转做点什么吧Hey,uh,whydontwegetoutofhereanddosomething?做什么呢-不知道做点好玩的事1.ikewhat?-1dontknow,somethingfun.我们能去酒吧吗Canwegotoabar?不行No.纹身店呢Tat

26、tooparlor?也不行No.你这年纪还知道什么叫好玩吗Doyouevenknowwhatfunisanymore?不知道了No.你还好吗Youokay?我没事只是在跟上帝交流mfine.JusttalkingwithGod.本也说什么让你难过了吗那我可要找他算账Hesaysomethingtoupsetyou?Causellgivehimwhatfor.小乔治你这样很无礼Georgie,thatisdisrespectful.抱歉我只是想让你开心点Sorry.Justtryingtocheeryouup.如果你真的想让我开心点Ifyoureallywanttocheermeup.那就帮我说

27、服你弟弟妹妹去接受洗礼helpconvinceyourbrotherandsistertogetbaptized.我都以身作则了IalreadytoldthemIdidit.但你把这事当儿戏Youtreateditlikeitwasajoke.家里的每个人都把这事当儿戏Everyoneinthisfamilyistreatingitlikeit,sajoke但这并不是anditsnot.好吧Okay.抱歉打扰你Sorrytointerrupt.姥姥我是小乔治Meemaw,itsGeorgie.我很担心妈妈mworriedaboutMom.听着对你目前经历的一切1.ook,Ijustwantto

28、saym-mreallysorry我感到很遗憾forwhatyouregoingthrough.每个人都在说他们很遗憾很抱歉Peoplekeepsayingtheyresorry.这也太蠢了It,ssostupid.好吧我很抱歉Okay.msorry.抱歉Sorry.我只想让你知道我会陪着你Ijustwantyoutoknowthatmhereforyou不管你需要什么ifyouneedanything.毕竟你在法律上也算是我妹妹Imean,afterall,wearesisters.in-law.想要什么都行吗Anything?那我希望我爸没死我妈没疯1.ikeadadwhosnotdead

29、andamomwhosnotcrazy?既然你说起妈妈发疯这事那我很有经验Okay,now,crazymoms,thatoneIknow.我甚至因此获得过女童军的徽章IactuallyhavetheGirlScoutbadge.我说什么她都听不进去Icanttalktoheraboutanything.她只会一直谈论耶稣和上帝It,sallaboutJesusandGod,现在她竟然还想让我去接受洗礼andnow,shewantsmetogetbaptized.别这样她最近也过得很不容易Comeon,Imean,she,sgoingthroughatoughtime,too.抱歉Sorry.好

30、了我再也不说这词了好吗我很抱歉抱歉Okay,thatsthelastone,allright?msorry.Sorry.你在做什么Hey,whatyadoing?收拾要带去加州的东西PackingmythingsforCalifornia.你要把你的玩具火车也带上吗Youretakingyourtoytrains?它们不是玩具Theyrenottoys.而是严格符合历史的模型Theyrehistoricallyaccuratefacsimiles.按下按钮它们会发出“呜呜”的汽笛声对吗TheygoWoowoowhenyoupressthebutton,right?符合史实不代表要无趣啊They

31、renotjoylessfacsimiles.那好吧Okay,well,我们晚点再见llseeyalater.你要去哪里Whereareyougoing?去墓园看看你♥爸♥爸Tothecemeterytovisityourdad.你应该不想和我一起去吧1dontsupposeyouwanttojoinme?他不在那里He,snotthere.我知道他不在那里他在天堂Iknowhesnotthere,hesinheaven.因为他接受了洗礼Becausehegotbaptized.为你的图穷匕见感到敬佩Kudosontherhetoricalambush.还有如果他在

32、天堂那你为什么还去墓地Although,ifhesinheaven,whyareyougoingtothecemetery?自相矛盾了吧Ha,gotcha.谢尔顿既然你不相信洗礼Sheldon,ifyoudontbelieveinbaptism,那你受洗能有什么坏处whatstheharm?没坏处吗你想让我进的那个池子Theharm?Youreaskingmetogetinabigtub里面充满了未经消毒的人类污物ofun-chlorinatedhumanfilth.佩佩会定期清理是吗Pegcleansit.-Doesshe?佩佩说她有定期清理Pegsaysshecleansit.而且如果你介

33、意这点的话Andifthatiswhatisstoppingyou,我可以亲自去清理干净Iwillpersonallyscrubitout.妈妈我不能做一个虚伪的人Mother,1cantbeahypocrite.你只是想通过这个迷信仪式来寻求安慰而已Thisritualisjustsuperstitiousnonsensetomakeyoufeelbetter.你把这些东西都带去大学Andyoutakingallyourthingstocollege不也是为了寻求安慰吗isntjusttomakeyoufeelbetter?你今天真是异常犀利Youreonyourgametoday.所以你会

34、去接受洗礼对吗Thatmeanyoullgetbaptized?我充满爱意地凝视着她Igazedlovinglyather.我想到她最近经历的一切Ithoughtabouthowmuchshehadbeenthrough以及这件事对她有多么意义重大andhowmuchthiswouldmeantoher然后我说andthenIsaid.”不可能的女士”Notachance,lady.*普利策奖预定Pulitzer.我还以为你去洗澡了1thoughtyouweretakingashower.我也想去洗澡但缪斯女神让我文思泉涌IthoughtIwas,too,butthemusehadotherp

35、lans.你穿的这是什公Whatareyouwearing?是件冰球球衣It,sahockeyjersey.给我也给你准备一件Here,Igotyouone.我才不♥穿♥这种蠢衣服mnotwearingthissillything.我俩刚认识的时候WhenIfirstmetyou,你所有的衣服都是从漫画书店买♥♥的youboughtallofyourshirtsfromacomicbookstore.如果它们没有离奇消失的话Anddstillbewearingthem我还会继续穿的iftheyhadntmysteriouslydisapp

36、eared.谢尔顿Sheldon,我知道你不是运动迷Iknowyourenotafanofsports,但莱纳德看到父亲坐在观众席支持他butitwouldmeansomuchto1.eonardtohave会很开心的hisfatherinthestandssupportinghim.他知道我爰他HeknowsIlovehim哪怕他有个这么愚蠢又丢人的爱好despitehisfoolishandembarrassinghobby.谢尔顿这不只是爱好Sheldon,itisnotahobby讨论结束Endofdiscussion.不要对我Donottell-结束End!给老娘立刻挪动你可爱的屁&

37、hearts;股♥Marchyourcutebehindupstairs上楼洗澡andgetinthatshower.行Fine.但这不代表我要去Butthatdoesntmeanmgoing.这只代表我注重卫生ItmeansIvaluegoodhygiene.在这里见到你可真巧啊Funnymeetingyouhere.给乔治带瓶孤星啤酒BroughtGeorgea1.oneStar.有心了但天堂的人不喝酒Thatsnice,buttheydontdrinkinheaven.那这好东西别浪费rThenletsnotletthatgotowaste.你怎么知道我在这里Howdyou

38、know1washere?谢尔顿跟我说的Sheldon.行吧Oh.Yeah.我好担心他mworriedabouthim.他也担心你Hesworriedaboutyou.我也担心你mworriedaboutyou.担心我什么我没事啊Me?mdoingfine.有耶稣在支持着我Jesusishelpingmethrough.这点我不怀疑Idontquestionthat.但我有疑问的是你为什么不多陪你那个ButIdoquestionwhyyou,renotspendingmoretimewithyourson过几天就要离开的儿子whosleavinginafewdays,以及你那个此刻没准已经在跑

39、路的女儿andyourdaughterwhomaybeleavingaswespeak.她还好啊Shesdoingokay.她才不好你只是一无所知Shesnot.Youjustdontknowthat因为你所有时间都用来祷告了causeyourespendingallyourtimepraying.我是在为他们祷告mprayingforthem.玛丽Mary.他们不需要你的祷告theydontneedyourprayers.他们需要的是母亲Theyneedtheirmother.但我得确保AndIneedtoknow他们的灵魂会得到救赎啊thattheirsoulsaresaved.天啊早知道

40、我就多带几瓶啤酒了Oh,Ishouldvebroughtmorebeer.我知道我这样肯定是吃力不讨好Iknowthatmnotwinninganypopularitycontests,但我只是想尽全力确保butmgonnadowhateverittakes我的孩子们都能平平安安tomakesurethatmykidsaresafe.无论是此生还是来世Inthislifeandthenext.靠Damn.我本来真以为能说服你呢IreallythoughtIwasgonnabringyaaround.我今天十分屋利monmygametoday.谢尔顿都认证了Sheldonsaidso.好空旷啊I

41、t,ssoempty.我知道你很着急想把这里改成芭蕾舞室Iknowyoureeagertoturnitintoaballetstudio或是八卦中心oragossipparlor或任何你这年纪女生喜欢的地方orwhateveritisgirlsyourageenjoy.最近一切真的变化好大啊Everythingisjustsodifferentlately.变化最糟糕了Changeisterrible.从我小时候坐不进自己的婴儿高脚椅就这么说了vebeensayingitsinceInolongerfitinmyhighchair.我们在这房♥间共度了许多时光吧Wespental

42、otoftimetogetherinthisroom,huh?是啊Wedid.太好了你们俩都在Oh,good,yourebothhere.坐下Sitdown.为什么Why?对啊为什么Yeah,why?坐下Sit听好我跟你们妈妈聊过受洗的事了1.isten,Italkedtoyourmomaboutthisbaptismthing.你帮我们躲掉了吗Yougotusoutofit?没有你们还是得做No,youneedtodoit.但这有违我多年以来的无神论思想Butitsagainstmywell-establishedatheism.这事重点不在你It,snotaboutyou.是为了你妈妈Yo

43、urmomneedsthis.你不能逼我Youcantmakeme.你说得对我并不能Youreright,Icant.但我IE亲眼看着我女儿崩溃Butmwatchingmydaughterfallapartrightnow.而我只求你们拿出20分钟时间m-mjustaskingfor20minutesofyourtime.拜托了Please.好吧-好Fine.-Okay.谢谢Thankyou.看到大人哭好奇怪啊Itsweirdwhentheycry.我也不喜欢看到Idonotcareforit.好啦你们可以在这里换上Okay.Thisiswhereyoucangetchanged你们的受洗袍i

44、ntoyourbathingsuitsandrobes.男生在那边女孩在这边Uh,boysthere,girlsthere.赶紧弄完了事1.etsjustgetthisoverwith.我想对你们痛失亲人再次表示哀悼IwanttosayagainhowsorryIamforyourloss.我知道你父亲现在一定为你骄傲-爸爸不在了Iknowyourdadisrealproudofyourightnow.-Ourdadsgone.洗个屁Screwthis.米希你答应了会受洗Missy,yousaidyouddoit.是啊但我现在改变生意了Yeah,well,Ichangedmymind.我要回家mgoinghome.我给你们一点时间吧llgiveyouaminute.你也要走吗Areyougonnago,too?我知道你不相信这些Iknowyoudontbelieve.我是不信但我相信你Idont.ButIbelieveinyou.谢谢Thankyou.好下