Futurama《飞出个未来(1999)》第八季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
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1、(试试拔掉再重新插入)(老妈牌老式机器人润滑油)(单身狗粮)(恢复正常,3023年庆典)恭喜各位市民!Congratulations,fellowcitizens!3023年将以战胜3023willgodowninhistory新冠病毒的一年载人史册“astheyearwetriumphedoverCOVID-19!暂停播报战胜新冠病毒插播特别报导WeinterruptthetriumphoverCOVID-19foraspecialreport.Anewvirus-一种新病毒拜托行行好0h,forPete,ssake.一种被命名为爆怒病毒23的新病毒AnewvirusdubbedEXPLOV
2、ID-23(爆怒病毒23)在居住于纽约地底下的变种人当中爆发hasbrokenoutamongthemutantswhodwellbeneathNewNewYork.症状包括失明、无法控制的爆怒!Symptomsincludeblinding,uncontrollableanger!还有轻微咳嗽,我没咳嗽,我没事Aswellasamildcough,whichIdonthave.mfine.本市正实行全面禁止出入下水道的命令Acompletetravelbantoandfromthesewers由本市最胖的警♥察♥执行isbeingenforcedbythecity
3、sfattestpoliceofficers.再见爸、妈,爱你们Bye,Mom!Bye,Dad!Loveya!永远爱你Feh.Alwayswiththelove.我们已经抱过你了,还用说吗?Wealreadyhuggedyou.Now,wegottatalkaboutit?抱歉我迟到了Sorrymlate.怎么了?What?动起来,懒鬼们,有货要送1.etsmove,yousofasnails!We,vegotadelivery!现在我很荣幸颁发本市最高奖项Andnow,mproudtopresentthecityshighestaward,把时代广场酒柜的钥匙thekeytotheTimes
4、Squareliquorcabinet,颁给真理的超级传播者tothesuperspreaderoftruthhimself科学头比尔奈!BillNye,theScienceHead!恭喜,科学先生Congratulations,Mr.Science.我帮你调麦克风1.emmejustbendthatmicforyou.感谢大家给我这极其可疑的荣誉Thankyouforthistremendouslydubioushonor.在经历了一千年的新冠疫情后.Afterwhatseemedlike1,000yearsofCOVID.但其实更久But,wasactuallymore!我宣布疫情正式结束
5、.Ideclarethepandemictobeofficiallyover.注意往哪里咳,蝴蝶结Ugh.Watchwhereyascoughin,bowtie!唉呀!真令人火大Ow-zers!Forcryingoutloud!(欢庆!)我在运用空气动力学原理musingtheprinciplesofaerodynamics离开这里togetthehellouttahere!(下水道流感迅速蔓延)(怒不可遏)再来一次Doitagain!爆怒大流行?Anangerpandemic?我不想指责谁,但那是莉拉传染的Nottopointfingers,butLeelasspreadingit.不是我,
6、你们这群笨蛋Iamnot,youjerks!我只是比平时稍微更生气一点而已mjustrunningacoupledegreesangrierthannormal.好消息,被感染者们Goodnews,infecter-inos!我研发出一种检测方式能测出谁感染病毒Ivedevelopedatesttoseewhosgotthevirus谁只是天生爱生气andwho,sjustnaturallymean.只要把这棉花棒戳进你的鼻子YousimplyjamthisQ-tipupyournose.戳到鼻子里最深处way,wayupyournose,采集脑物质样本andcollectabrainmatt
7、ersample.看起来满好玩的Thatlookskindafun.我迫不急待想戳个几百次Icantwaittodoithundredsoftimes!现在就等这两个控制点下方出现一条线Now,Wewaitforalinetoappearunderthetwocontroldots.如果线条是向上弯,那就没染疫Ifthelinecurvesup,yourefine.姑且一试Heregoesnothing.这一定是搞错了,教授Thiscantberight,Professor!你的检测法跟你这丑八怪一样烂Yourteststinks,andsodoesyouruglyface!不,她染疫了Ohn
8、o!Shesgotit!把她隔离在爆怒圆顶舱里Quarantineherintheangrydome!笨蛋卑鄙的臭王八蛋.Stupid,stinkin,lousy,nogood,sonofa虽然我们还不知道病毒是怎么传播的Whilewedontyetknowhowthevirusspreads,但确实知道是以愤怒为基础wedoknowitsanger-based.(理查尼克森)因此我发布一项行政命令Iamthereforeissuinganexecutivearoo要求每个人都戴上耳罩thateveryonewearamaskovertheirears以防止令人不悦的言论传播toprevent
9、thetransmissionofupsettingremarks.艾格纽,过来Agnew!Come!总统先生,这怎么可能防止Mr.President,howcouldthispossiblybeoftheslightest-谢谢大家,既然我没听到提问Thanks,fellas.SinceIdonthearanyquestions,那么记者会结束thisprrressconferenceisadjourned!为谨慎起见今后所有工作都采取远距模式Outofanabundanceofcaution,allworkwillhenceforthgoremote并使用新的Gloom视讯会议appusi
10、nganewappcalledGloom.在某些方面这方式会更好Insomeways,itwillbebetter.尤其是像我们有家人的人Especiallyforthoseofuswithfamilies.德怀,不要乱入你♥爸♥爸的视讯会议Dwight,stopGloom-bombingyourdad,smeeting!去把裤7穿上Andputonsomebritches!嘿,拉芭芭拉,你奶奶怎么样?她好多了吗?Hey,LaBarbara.Howsyourgrandma?Sheimprovin?对,她还好-祝福她Yeah,shedoingalrightGivehe
11、rmybest.我出了点问题mhavingtroublewithmy-有人听到Anybodyhear-无线网路问题.Wi-Fiissueshungry.饿rBender,youidiot!(矽米)班德,笨蛋,你一定要现在吃东西吗?Doyouhavetoeatthosenow!?我从来都不需要吃东西Idonthavetoeatanythingever.我警告你mwarningyou!你能怎样?Whatareyougonnado?这科技还真是日新月异Wow,thistechnologyscomealongway.我其实喜欢用GloomIactuallylikeworkingonGloom.这些发型
12、滤镜省了我不少时间Thesehairfilterssaveatonoftime.教授,你变成泰迪熊了Uh-wha.-Professor,youreateddybear!我向你保证我不是IassureyouIamnot.我可以在这里续领我的处方药吗?IsthistheGloomroomwhereIcanrefillmyprescriptions?不行,这里是快递公♥司♥No!Thisisadeliverycompany!你们可以帮我送处方药吗?Canyoudelivermyprescriptions?可以,但我们送不了Wecould,butwewon,t!这真是彻底失
13、策Oh,thisisadismalfailure.大家都亲自到办公室来Everyonereporttotheofficeinperson.但是教授,这样会违反卫生安全标准But,Professor!Thatisaviolationofhealthandsafetystandards.我们的所有工作都会违反卫生安全标准EverythingWedoisaviolationofhealthandsafetystandards!就戴口罩Justwearamask!(行星快递)我们对付的是具有高度传染性的病毒Wearedealingwithahighlycontagiousvirus,所以我们要实行中看
14、不中用的卫生措施sowellneedtopracticehygienetheater.(三明治,漂白水)我听说其实根本没有病毒Youknow,Iheardtheresnotreallyevenavirusatall.这只是一大骗局,就像登陆月球It,sjustabighoax,likethemoonlanding.你上周才刚去月球,你还在火星长大Youwereonthemoonlastweek!YougrewuponMars!那是他们想让你这么认为Thatswhattheywantyoutothink!不要再说阴谋论了各位Ugh.Enoughwiththeconspiracytheories,
15、people!我们来看看事实1.etslookatthefacts.透过唾液传播的不合理爆怒Irrationalrage,spreadthroughsalivaandspit,不断生气地发牢骚constantangrymoaning.这都是丧尸主义的Itsalltheclassicsymptoms.典型症状ofzombie-ism!丧尸?拜托喔zombie?comeon!不可能-那完全毫无科学根据,赫米斯Thatscompletelyunscientific,Hermes.爆怒病毒感染者的移♥动♥速度太正常不可能是丧尸EXPLOVIDvictimsmoveatway
16、toonormalaspeedtobezombies.丧尸有各种速度Thereareallspeedsofzombiesoutthere!有快的,有慢的,有轻快滑行的Fastones.Slowones.Briskshufflers.但解方始终都-样But,thecureisalwaysthesame.巫毒Voodoo.胡说八道Balderdash!在弗莱那个时代大家就已经不相信巫毒了PeoplestoppedbelievinginvoodoobackinFrystime.但.巫毒依然相信他们But,voodoodidntstopbelievinginthem.巫毒可能没人理解,但始终有颁Voo
17、doomaynotbewellunderstood,butitgetsresults.知道还有什么办法有效吗?Youknowwhatelsegetsresults?公开嘲笑Publicridicule.但丧尸是存在的HERMESAndyet,therearezombies.唉呀,我忘记买♥♥羊了Ohshoot.Iforgottopickupagoat!德怀,到走廊对面跟威尔森太太借一只羊DwighgoacrossthehallandborrowgoatfromMrs.Wilson.打包一下行李Packyourbags.我们要去新纽奥良WearegoingtoNewN
18、ewOrleans.参加忏悔星期二?ForMardiGras?不是,我是说,刚好有忏悔星期二No.Well,Imean,ithappenstobeMardiGras,但那不是重点butthatsbesidethepoint!我相信那里有人可以战胜这种病毒Ibelievetherearepeopletherewhocoulddefeatthisviruswith.用巫毒voodoo.德怀,立刻回房♥间Dwight,gotoyourroomrightnow!你这是在招惹你不了解的力量,老公Youaremessin,withpowersyoudontunderstand,husband
19、.但我了解But,Ido!那就跟我一起去,老婆Thencomewithme,woman!你一定要听我说因为我是在巫毒家庭中长大Youmustlistentome,cause1grewupinavoodoofamily,丧主义杀了我爸爸!andzombie-ismkilledmyfather!然后又让他死而复生Thenbroughthimbacktolife!我们不想再跟那个世界有牵扯Medontwantanymoretodowiththatworld.那我只好自己去找黑魔法师rThenllhavetoseekoutthesepractitionersofthedarkartsonmyown.希
20、望他们的所在地附近有好吃的贝涅饼Hopefully,theyarenearthatplacewiththegoodbeignets.你要非常小心,老公Beverycareful,husband,答应我一件事andpromisemeonething.如果你活下来Ifyousurvive,要帮我带一点贝涅饼回来yougonnabringmebacksomeofthembeignets!(大圆柱总站)(安检)(运输安♥全♥局♥)怎样?那是我的情绪支援枪What?Itsmyemotionalsupportgun.先生,哪一区?商务舱还是打架舱?Whichsec
21、tion,sir?Businessorfighting?商务舱-这边请Uh,thefirstone.-Rightthisway.你要干洗手液吗?-不用,谢谢Handsanitizer?-Nothanks.那我不客气了Eh,moreforme.女士.Maam?Maam?请不要把你丈夫放在头顶行李箱Pleasedontjamyourhusbandintotheoverheadbin.不要教我妻子怎么把我塞进行李箱!Dontyoutellmywifehowtojammeintothings!我知道我的权益!我要把你录下来!Iknowmyrights.mrecordingyou!我要把你未经他允许就录
22、影的情况录卜来Andmrecordingyouforrecordinghimwithoutpermission!(市政厅)身为你们的市.长,我很荣幸宣布Asyourmayor,mproudtoannounce本市最知名的书呆子已研发出一种疫苗thatourcitysmostprominenteggheadhasdevelopedavaccine可以一劳永逸终结我那糟糕的民调数字thatwillendmyterriblepollnumbersonceandforall!没错,多亏了尖端的核糖核酸技术Quiteso.ThankstocuttingedgeRNAtechnology,我的疫苗未经测试
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