Futurama《飞出个未来(1999)》第八季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
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1、Whatisthefu-Whatisthefu-?Whatisthefuture.?Whatisthefu-Whatisthefu-?Whatisthefuture?(根据真实幽浮目击事件改编)?Whatisthefuture.?(老妈牌老式机器人润滑油)(单身狗粮)(单身狗粮)坏消息,我们破产了News!Bad!We,rebankrupt.我借了钱去投资比特币Oh,IborrowedmoneytoinvestinBitcoin.然后价格暴跌,我大亏本卖♥♥掉了Thenthepricecrashed,andIsoldatahugeloss.我们毁了Wereruine
2、d!抱歉,我没发现你们在看电视Oh,sorry.IdidntrealizeyouwerewatchingTV.悲惨的撞击摧毁了克拉格星球ThetragicimpactdestroyedtheplanetKlarg,以及星球上五百亿居民alongwithits50billioninhabitants.下一则新闻,摩宝,猜猜什么回来了?Inothernews,Morbo,guesswhat,sback?克拉格星球?不是,比特币价格TheplanetKlarg?-NopeIThepriceofBitcoin!虚拟“货币”再次暴涨导致一波高科技淘金热Uh,wha7!Thevirtualmoneyiss
3、oaringonceagain,leadingtoahigh-techgoldrush.淘金者正往西前进Prospectorsareheadingwest,wherecheap,那里廉价、肮脏的电力向绝望之人招手filthyelectricitybeckonsthedesperate.这给我一个绝望的想法Thisgivesmeadesperateidea!你还没学到比特币只是骗土包子的老鼠会吗?HaventyoulearnedthatBitcoinisjustapyramidschemeforrubes?对,而我的计划就是剥削那群土包子Yes,andmyplanistoexploitthose
4、rubes!是这样的,新的挖矿晶片是由81号&hearts沅素笆制♥造♥Yousee,thenewminingchipsaremadefromelement81,在大西部发现的罕见元素thallium,arareelementfoundoutwest我计划去实地挖矿然后卖♥♥给比特币的“矿工”Iplantoactuallymineit,thensellittotheBitcoinminers.这肯定是还款给我的贷款经纪人的好办法It,sasurewaytorepaymyloanbrokers.喂,我们也会打断腿Yo.We,realsole
5、gbrokers.再见,机器人黑♥手♥党♥Goodbye,RobotMafia!比特币矿山使用的能量大到导致TheBitcoinminesareusingsuchcolossalamountsofpower大气层离子化thatitsionizingtheatmosphere.我们必须降落,接下来驾车过去Wellneedtolandanddrivetherestoftheway.我就把飞船降落在唐纳山径llsetherdownontheDonnertrail.幸好我们带来了牛来,我们通常不会带lt,sagoodthingwebroughttheOXen.
6、Usually,wedont.我从来没来过大西部veneverbeenoutwestbefore,但我从硼砂小子的冒险书籍学到很多东西butmlearningalotfromtheseBoraxKidactionbooks.我在抢劫这个金库没有任何离子化合物能阻止我mrobbingthisvaultandaintnoioniccompoundgonnastopme!别动,马克士威恶魔我建议你放弃那些黄金分子Freeze,MaxwellsDemon.dadviseyoutodropthosegoldmolecules.硼砂小子?我要打爆你TheBoraxKid!mgonnapumpyoufull
7、oflead.在这地区,大家不思考事情Youknow,roundtheseparts,folksdontthinkthings.而是计算Theyreckonthem.我不会被当成笨蛋,而是呆瓜Andinsteadofanidiot,llbeknownasagaloot!德怀,这风景是不是很壮观?Isntthissceneryspectacular,Dwight?-Uh-huh.你妈妈觉得你这次会想来呼吸点新鲜空气Yourmotherthoughtyoudenjoysomefreshairforonce.她猜错了Shesurewaswrong.总之,我真的很期待能有一段美好的父子时光Well,a
8、nyway,mreallylookingforwardtosomequalityfather-sontime.跟谁?Withwho?加密货币国度,山区里富含钳矿Ah,cryptocountry.Theresthalliuminthemtharhills!无价的有毒钳矿Priceless,toxicthallium.这是钻矿吗?Um,isthisthallium?天啊,对,高级矿石Ohmy,yes!High-gradeore!教授?你说有毒?Um,Professor?Toxic.别紧张,这是我的探矿牙齿Relax.Theyremyprospectingteeth.别吵了,我们快到了Oh,quit
9、yourchattering.We,realmostthere.欢迎光临道奇城WelcometoDogeCity!看来你们有七个骗子和一个呆瓜1.ookslikeyougotsevenHornswogglers(道奇城,人口:107人)andagaloot!我们到了Woo-hoo!Wemadeit!在这加密货币国度几乎没有法度Itsprettylawlessouthereincryptocountry,所以大家戴上保护帽soputonyourprotectiveheadgear.(加速)快Hiya!(费斯塔医生)(佩科斯以西唯一诊所)(懒惰比)(比特币控股公♥司♥)
10、以一座建立在高速计算上的城镇来说这有点过时了Kindofold-fashionedforatownbuiltonhigh-speedcomputation.每一瓦的电力都用比特币挖矿电脑Well,everywattofelectricitygoestotheBitcoinminingcomputers.所以其他人基本上就像生活在旧西部Foreveryoneelsejt,spracticallylikelivingintheOldWest.旧西部,懂了OldWest.Gotit.在我们提出所有权并致富之前请记住,我们目前是破产的Untilwestakeourclaimandstrikeitric
11、h,keepinmind,werebankrupt.所以我们都要过着旧西部的生活好度过难关Sowe,llallneedtodoOldWeststufftogetby.旧西部,懂了OldWest.Gotit.欢迎,朋友们,你们要点什么?免费到极点的饮料,我们很穷Welcome,friends.Whatllyouhave7Yourfreestbeverage.We,reverypoor.知道了,我就把所有没喝完的饮料混合然后帮你们赊帐Gotcha.lljustmixalltheunfinisheddrinkstogetherandstartatab.她人真好偶尔吧,对Sheseemsnice.-A
12、ttimes,yes.不过她的情绪起伏不定就像比特币价格ThoughhermoodfluctuateslikethepriceofBitcoin.等你结清赊帐前别再回来Anddontcomebacktillyousettleyourtab!但我很后悔伤了你的心,这样吧Though,Idoregrethurtingyou.Itellyouwhat.来后面密室看美女,我不收钱Goseethegirlsinthebackroom.Itsonme.美女?Girls?对,狄莱拉在后面经营一间风月场所Yep.Delilahrunsahouseofillreputeinback.风月?你是说医院?-我是说窑
13、子Ill?Youmeanahospital?!meanacathouse.宠物店?妓院Apetstore7Abrothel.汤厨?-对啦,汤厨Asoupkitchen7!Yeah.Asoupkitchen.那是谁?-疯狂杀人魔Whoa!Whosthat?Apsychotickiller,thatswho!趴下Getdown!喂,罗伯托,你拿那玩意干嘛?我以为你更喜欢拿刀Hey,Roberto!Whatswiththepiece?!thoughtyouweremoreofaknifeguy.在这大西部,我需要更好用的武器OuthereintheWest,Ineedsomethingshootie
14、r.就像这把我偷来改造过的枪刀1.ikethisgun-knifeIinvented-stole!我点的免费啤酒呢?你又没点Where,sthatbeerIordered-didn,torder7!Youdidntordera唉呀,你是新来的,身无分文Say,yourenewintownandlowoncash.你有兴趣来做酒吧女侍还是妓♥女♥?Youinterestedinajobasabarmaidand/oraprostitute?我不确定莉拉有酒吧女侍的技能Um,mnotsureLeelahastheskillstobeabarmaid.把托盘给我Gimme
15、thetray!好,下一个最后一件拍卖♥♥品这头几近完美的驴子Alright,upnext,ourfinalitem.Thisburroisinnear-mintcondition.十分适合拖运比特币做轻松家务,或只是用于虐待PerfectforhaulingBitcoinJighthousework,orjustabusing.有人要出价吗?-一千两百万分之一比特币Bidders?Bidders?DoIhaveanybidders7Twelve-millionthsofaBitcoin!12微比特币,有人出13吗?TwelveHiicro-Bitcoin.DoIh
16、ear13?Thirteen,13?我才不要15Notfromme,youdont!我一直想要一匹赛马-那是驴子,班德Fifteen!Ialwayswantedtoownaracehorse.Thatsadonkey,Bender.驴子就是长得丑一点的马,艾米-成交,卖♥♥给那位动物学家Donkeysarejustuglyhorses,Amy.Soldtothezoologistoverthere!我要叫它阿锈-很好,因为那是它的名字Oh!mgonnacallhimRusty.Goodcausethatshisname!这地方看起来很适合露营Ah!Thislooks
17、likeagoodplacetomakecamp.这里是不是露营的好地方?Doesntitlooklikeagoodplacetomakecamp?看起来很蠢,这整趟旅行都很蠢Itlooksstupid.Thiswholetripisstupid.你很蠢,爸Yourestupid,Pops!我很感谢你的建设性批评,儿子Iappreciateyourconstructivecriticism,son.我希望罗伯托是我爸爸IwishRobertoweremydad.他比抽甘蔗烟的青蛇还酷He,scoolerthanagreensnakesmokingasugarcanevape.有自尊的青蛇才不会
18、干这种事Noself-respectinggreensnakewoulddothat!(鉴定师)(我们收♥购&hearts能矿)先生,你能鉴定这块矿石吗?Kindsir,couldyouassaythisnugget?用我的牙齿测试过我估计笆含量有百分之0.3Bymytoothtest,Iestimateits0.3%thallium.牙齿测试?Toothtest?Balderweeds.天啊,来看看我的冶金分♥析♥仪怎么说1.etsseewhatmymetallurgicalanalyzersays.沱含量百分之030.3%thallium.天啊,我
19、用一百微比特币收♥购♥这个Hoo-hoo,boy!llgiveyou100micro-Bitcoinforit.那我们还需要一百万倍的量不然我们会被胁迫Butweedamilliontimesthatamountorwe,regonnagetclamped!机器人黑♥手♥党♥啊?RobotMafia,huh?Eh.也许你的底盘有含一点沱Well,maybethere,ssomethalliuminthattherechassisofyours.来鉴定我闪亮的金属屁♥股♥Assaymyshinyme
20、talass!0.000.0.0000.你连熔化的价值都没有Taintevenworthmeltingdown.那么或许我的屁♥股♥在其他方面对你有价值?Wellthen,perhapsmyassmightbeofvaluetoyouinsomeotherway?这可能会是不错的煎锅但是油炸食品会让我咯咯发笑Eh,itmightmakeagoodfryingpan,butfriedfoodmakesmecackle.我们就卖♥♥这一小块矿石就好We,lljustsellyouthenugget.请问谁能把这些铅矿变成微晶片?May1ask
21、whoturnsthethalliumintomicrochips?我这里有全方位的服务manall-in-oneoperation.我的座右铭是“谁闻到就由谁处理”Mymottois,Hewhosmeltsit,dealtsit!在高端伺服器中放入一枚晶片然后砰这就是在挖加密货币Poponeofthoseinahigh-endserver,andblam!Youreminingcrypto.瞧瞧,又找到一枚加密货币Ooh,Iookiethere!FoundanotherBitcoin!讨厌,这只是一枚危险的以太币Aw,dogdumplings.ItsjustadangedEthereum.(
22、硼砂小子对决费斯塔医生)你好,我叫佐艾伯格,跟你一样是医生Hello,mZoidberg.Likeyou,madoctor.那你的存活率是多少?So,uh,whatsyoursurvivalrate?相当高,我是精神科医师Prettyhigh.mapsychiatrist.现在差不多有个病人要来进行愤怒管理Gotapatientcoming,roundforangermanagementaboutnow.嗨,医生,天啊,这一周压力好大Hiya,Doc.Boy,it,sbeenastressfulweek.这只大虾在这里干嘛?-他是同业,介意让他临时代理吗?Whatswiththejumbopr
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