Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、E6-E7早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公天才叔公大电影正在上映晚上好观众们Goodevening,viewers.今晚将呈现耀眼迷人壮丽盛典Tonight,wepresentallthe耀眼glitz,glamour,andpageantry迷人壮丽盛典由伯班克平价超♥市♥影院为你献上thattheBurbankbargainmalltheaterhastooffer.伯班克平价超♥市♥影院我们将在今晚播映预录直播现场报道

2、Tonight,webringyoupre-tapedlivecoverage预录预录直播预录直播现场报道全银河首映oftheintergalacticpremiereof全银河首映宏伟侠客与逆天叔公孝子,majesticoandanklegrandpobay.”宏伟侠客与逆天叔公孝子等等好像不对Wait-thatsnotright.宏伟侠客与天才叔公小子好了Theresheis!宏伟侠客与天才叔公小子MajesticoandUncleGrandpaboy,天才叔公领衔主演starringUncleGrandpa!天才叔公现在连线现场采访的戴格弗莱比WenowgotoDagFlappyonth

3、escene.好一个精彩绝伦的夜晚Whataspectacularnight粉丝们激动得人声鼎沸andthefanssoundreallyexcited.你有何看法先生Whatsayyou,sir?我大老远从佐巴创星球跑来看IcameallthewayfromplanetZorbatrangtoseethis最好质量高点soitbetterbegood.我不懂你刚刚说的话Ihavenoideawhatyoujustsaid.下次请说地球话Speakearthlingnexttime.看来天才叔公1.ookslikeUncleGrandpa准备好走红毯到来了isreadyforhisred-ca

4、rpetarrival!表演时间到Itsshowtime!能透露一下电影的消息吗Canyoutellusanythingaboutthemovie?好电影要有的东西这里样样都有Well,itsgoteverythingyouneedforagreatmovie-对话骑马还有talking,horsies,and.爆♥炸♥.,splosions.格斯先生你参演了吗Mr.Gus,areyouinthispicture?没错Yes,Iis.而且导演还给了我个有台词的戏份Andthedirectoractuallygavemeaspeakingrole.我演的是受惊火车乘客

5、37号♥Iplayfrightenedtrainpassengernumber37.说到导演Speakingofwhich来采访本电影的导演吧let,smeetthedirectorofthismovie.导演不用再找了Thenlooknofurther!没错大家全都是我指导的Yeah,Itotallyhadtotelleveryonewhattodo所以电影才会这么好看butthatswhythispictureturnedoutsogreat.你不是电影的导演Yourenotthedirectorofthispicture!我才是电影的导演mthedirectorofthis

6、picture!确实可你有没有想过Thatistrue.Butdidyoueverthink.谁指导了导演呢.whodirectsthedirector?总之该走了Anyway,gottogo.爆米花各位各位过来Guys,guys,overhere!我给大家留了最佳观影位置Isavedthebestseatsinthehouse.我看电影激动得电路电流要暴增了Mycircuitsaresurgingforthismovie.你呢疯婴儿Howaboutyoucrazybaby?好放电影吧大&hearts刃干♥Okay,rollthatmoviemaestro.没问题叔公Yougot

7、itUncleG.宏伟侠客与天才叔公小子历险记大才又八导演作品数学小心1.ookout!杰西卡亲爰的Jessica,honey你做完数学作业了没areyoudonewithyourmathhomework?就快到最精彩的那段了妈mjustgettingtothegoodpart,mom.杰西卡都已经好好谈过了Now,Jessica,wetalkedaboutthis.给我看看你在做什么Comeon,letsseewhatyoureworkingon.但是But-没有但是Nobuts.二次方程漫画书Comicbooks!亲爱的你要严肃对待你的职责Honey,youneedtogetserious

8、aboutyourresponsibilities.做完作业Finishyourhomework然后才能跟你的超级英雄拯救世界andthenyoucansavetheworldwithyoursuperheroes.英雄侠漫画但是妈But,mom!小宝贝“但是”的事情我怎么说的Now,sweetie,whatdidIsayaboutbuts?没有但是Noneofthem.但是But-我是说Imean.亲爱的妈妈Dearmother.给我把作业做完宝贝Justfinishyourhomework,sweetie.相信我简简单单就能做完Trustme,you,vegotiteasy.简单对Easy

9、?Yeah.只有在这个方程才成立Onlyinthisequation简单等于苦差事乘以无聊easyequalsdrudgerymultipliedbyboring.可我要是个超级英雄的话ButifIwereasuperhero那我的人生就会好神奇thenmylifewouldbeamazing!用不着只用功不玩乐Insteadofallworkandnoplay全天都可以尽情放开了玩itwouldbeallplayallday!我开什么玩笑WhoamIkidding?我只能永远在这用功llbestuckhereforever-working!早Good.安.morning.天才叔公是你吗Unc

10、leGrandpa,isthatyou?也许吧请问有什么Probably.Sowhatseemstobe.天啊老是会有意外Man,theresalwayssomething害我做不了我想做的事keepingmefromwhatIwanttodo.不能做我想做的事的是我No,mgonnadowhatIwant.终于有人能理解我了Finally,someonewhounderstands.对啊Yeah!我们都应该有能力做自己想做的事Weshouldbeabletodowhatwewant.对啊Yeah!想做的时候就去做.Whenwewanttodoit!对啊Yeah!用不着做数学作业rWedont

11、havetodoourmathhomework!不对必须要做数学作业No,yougottodoyourmathhomework.但是天才叔公But,UncleGrandpa数学作业太太mathhomeworkisso,so.太烦太辛苦了Diabolicallylaborious.没有但是Nobuts.你讲话好像我妈Yousoundjustlikemymother.你妈说话不是应该这样吗Doesntyourmothersoundlikethis?没有但是Nobuts.超级英雄一定Ibetsuperheroes用不着处理这种事donthavetodealwiththiskindofthing.超级

12、英雄Superheroes!对我希望我能当超级英雄Yeah.IwishIwereasuperhero才不要整天给作业当奴才insteadofahomeworkslave.在这等着Waitrighthere.我又能跑哪去WherewouldIgo.什么What?!这东西怎么会Howisthisgonna帮我写作业呢天才叔公helpmefinishmyhomework,UncleGrandpa?不没时间解释了No,notimeforthat.得把你变成超级英雄Weneedtoturnyouintoasuperhero用这个超级英雄配方withthissuperheroformula.超级英雄Asu

13、perhero?但是你说过Butyousaid-没有但是Nobuts.现在就要那个配方Weneedthatformulanow!科学怪人你有配方吗Hey,Frankenstein,yougottheformula?谢谢兄弟Thanks,buddy.好了杰西卡Allright,Jessica.你想取什么样的超级英雄名字Whatdoyouwantyoursuperheronametobe?我的超级英雄名字Mysuperheroname?天啊我从来没想过Gosh,I-Ineverthought真的会取这公个名字dactuallyneedone.好重大的责任Thisisahugeresponsibil

14、ity.我名字叫杰西卡MynameisJessica但是感觉不太宏伟butthatisn,tverymajestic.宏伟侠客Majestico!感觉如何Howdoyoufeel?感觉没什么区别Idontfeelanydifferent.天才叔公怎么回事UncleGrandpa.Whathappened?看来你会飞了Itlookslikeyoucanfly.什么什Wha-wh附赠全新好看长衬裤Plusawesomenewlongjohns.快看我1.ookatme!我是实实在在的超级英雄mareal-lifesuperhero.来使出超能力了Timetodosuperthings!宏伟侠客等等

15、Majestico,wait!得先有个小跟班才行Youcantdothiswithoutasidekick.肚包给兄弟帮帮忙BellyBag,helpabrotherout.跟个班马上就来Onesideofkick,comingrightup!我的小跟班是座电♥话♥亭Mysidekickisaphonebooth?不对No.你别怕露易丝Dontworry,Lois!我来救你了llsaveyou!宏伟电♥话♥Themajestiphone!报告情况Talktome.好收到Yep.Rogerthat.我这就来Onmyway.出发吧1.etsr

16、oll.救命Helpme!等一下Waitasecond!救命Helpme!有人在大声呼救Amanscreamingforhelp!天才叔公小子UncleGrandpaboy?我要换上我的机密伪装mchangingintomysecretdisguise.可是天才叔公小子But,UncleGrandpaboy你你都已经换装了记得吗y-youalreadychanged,remember?啊对那我们还等什么Oh,yeah.Thenwhatarewewaitingfor?马上就来拯救世界Timetosavetheday.救我拜托来人救救我Helpme!Please,somebodyhelpme!好冷

17、静下来先生OkayJustcalmdown,sir!一切都会没事的Everythingsgonnabeokay!你是怎么了Whathappenedhere?我我刚刚想靠边停车I-Iwastryingtoparallelpark然后我就不知不觉到树上去了and,well,beforeIknewit,1endedupinthistree!我下不来Icantgetdown!拜托救救我Pleasehelpme!天才叔公我该怎么办UncleGrandpa,whatshouldIdo?我不知道1dontknow.老看漫画的人可是你啊Youretheonereadingcomicbooksallthetim

18、e.快使出你的超能力救他下来Justuseyoursuperpowerstogethimdown.比做数学作业简单多了Itswayeasierthanmathhomework.确实Youreright.好了各位全都后退后退Okay,folks.Everyonebackup,backup.给这位留个地透透气Givethismansomeair.只要把你给抬起来Nowwerejustgonnagiveyoualittlelift然后放下去安安全全回到地面anddownyougo,backsafelytotheground.我还活着malive.我成功了Imadeit!我还活着malive!她救了我

19、的命Shesavedmylife!真不敢相信Icantbelieveit!该怎么称呼你年轻小姐Whatdoyoucallyourselfyounglady?宏伟侠客Majestico!我是她忠实的小跟班天才叔公小子Andmherfaithfulsidekick,UncleGrandpaboy.救命救救我Help!Helpme!没时间享受荣誉了Notimetobaskinourglory.还有别人需要我们帮助宏伟侠客Soundslikeanotherpersonneedsourhelp,majestico.各位居民再见了Farewell,loyalcitizens.我还要去救别人Ihaveano

20、therpersontosave.刹车失灵错乱度救命国家预算削减太该死了Help!Thosedarnstate-budgetcuts!早知道就给火车的刹车换掉了IknewIshouldvereplacedthebrakesonthistrain!该死救命谁来救救我Blasted!Help!Somebodyhelpme!天才叔公小子UncleGrandpaboy!在下面有辆失控火车Downthere!Arunawaytrain!而且还往车站冲过去了Anditsheadedstraightforthestation!中♥央♥车站要是车速下不来Ifitdoesn,tslo

21、wdown很有可能会撞上itsprobablygonnacrash而且还会让不少人严重受伤andhorriblyinjurealotofpeople!不好了该怎么办Oh,no!Whatarewegonnado?!好像有什么东西来着Well,there,salwaysthatlittlethingamaboo好像可以换轨thatswitchesthetracks.好办法天才叔公小子Greatthinking,UncleGrandpaboy!应该会很简单Thisshouldbeeasy.对Yeah.然后And.棒Sweet.现在只要袖手旁观Nowwejustsitback坐等别人来祝贺我们andw

22、aitforthosepeopletocongratulateus成功拯救了那辆火车forsavingthattrain.好Cool.等一下Waitasecond.天才叔公小子UncleGrandpaboy!铁道尽头现在火车朝炸♥药♥厂冲过去了NowitsheadedstraightforthatTNTfactory!炸♥药♥兄弟炸♥药♥J完蛋不要Oh,no.No!不能去炸♥药♥厂NottheTNTfactory!完了Oh,no!早知道通勤就不坐火车省那点小钱了IknewIshoul

23、dvenevertakenthetraintosavemoneyonmycommute.宏伟侠客会救你们的Majesticowillsaveyou!170171172173170,171,172,173.快看我这超能力Checkoutthissuperpower-到现在拍了有178下178bouncessofar.是不是很强啊Prettygood,huh?我一直都很想这样Ivealwayswantedtodothis.我就在你背后挺你宏伟侠客Rightbehindyou,majestico.什公鬼Whatthe.先生别怕Sir,dontworry.我是个超级英雄来救你的masuperheroh

24、eretosaveyou.最好动作快点Well,youbetterhurry我们可能随时都会全员炸开花becausewereallgonnabefireworksanyminutenow!一定要找到东西来Ijustgottofindsomethingto大家好近来可好Hey,guys,howsitgoing?天才叔公小子快点下马UncleGrandpaboy,getoffthathorse帮我逼停这辆火车andhelpmestopthistrain!好Okay.我一直都很想那样vealwayswantedtodothat.谁来做点什么Somebodydosomething!天才叔公小子我该怎么

25、办UncleGrandpaboy,WhatshouldIdo?!我之前的办法没用Well,mylastideadidntwork.看来该你上了Guessitsyourturn.好这个行不行Okay,howaboutthis?杰斯你脚底下的黄油Jess,thebutterfromyourfeet润滑了轨道ismakingthetrackslicker让火车加速了andtherebymakingthetraingofaster.我脚上为什么会有黄油WhydoIhavebutteronmyfeet?!是我赋予你的超能力ItsoneofthesuperpowersIgaveyou.我本来以为会派上用场

26、的Ithoughtitmightcomeinhandy.总之我们就快撞上了Anyway,we,reabouttocrashsoon最好做点什么soyoubetterdosomething.这个应该有用Maybethis,llhelp-一二三四one,two,three,four.现在不是时候天才叔公Notnow,UncleGrandpa!21222321,22,23.她成功了Shedidit!我们得救了Weresaved!我的饭碗不会丢了mnotgonnalosemyjob!我的手Myhands.好耶Ah,yeah!这样才叫手刹Now,thatswhatIcallahandbrake.救命救命

27、Help!Help!天啊你听到了吗Oh,boy!Youhearthat?还有人需要我们帮助走吧Someoneelseneedsourhelp!Letsgo!天才叔公小子UncleGrandpaboy我们好像应该得休息一下了吧doyouthinkwecouldtakeabreakforasecond?我超级累msuper-tired.没时间休息Notimeforbreaks你得去拯救世界whenyouhavetheworldtosave.浓烟Smoke.有浓烟的地方Andwheretheressmoke就有呼救的人theres.Screamingpeople.救命Help!别让我在里面烧着了Do

28、ntletmeburninhere!我已经熟得刚刚好了Causemalreadycookedtoperfection.我知道得用什么东西1knowjustthething来扑灭大楼里麻烦的大火toputoutthistroublesomebuildingfire-拿这东西来一发alittlesquirtfromthisbadboy.天才叔公小子不要UncleGrandpaboy,no!我知道我在干什么Iknowwhatmdoing.那是汽油Thatsgasoline!玛尔玛汽油好吧到此为止Oh,well,somuchforthat你有办法吗Yougotanyideas?其实有的Asamatte

29、roffact,Ido.你把问题规模给扩大了Youjustmultipliedtheproblem.现在不止有一座大楼起火了Nowtheres,like,morethanonebuildingonfire呼救的人还更多了andevenmorepeoplescreamingforhelp.救命来人救命啊Help!Somebodyhelp!但我知道他们需要什么ButIknowjustwhattheyneed.热狗射线Hot-dogvision.救命Help!热狗射线Hot-dogvision?那有什么用Howdidthathelp?可以让我开心Italwayscheersmeup.看吧好多了See

30、?Allbetter.好听好了Okay,listen你去打水把大火都扑灭justgogetsomewatertoputoutthosefires.我去把那些人都救下大楼Igottogetthosepeopledownfromthebuildings.好Okay.非常感谢Thankyousomuch!好大家保持冷静Okay,everyonejustkeepcalm.我的小跟班会打水回来扑灭大火Mysidekickwillbebackwithwatertoputoutthefires然后我们会收拾残局的andwellgetthisallcleanedup.打好了Igotit!才一杯水Acupofw

31、ater?只打上品好水Onlythefinest.必须得破坏大坝才能抵达水库Ihadtobustthatdamtogettothereservoir.你说“破坏大坝”是什么意思Whatdoyoumeanbustthedam?就是那个把水挡住Theonethatholdsbackallthewater防止全城发大水的东西看吧andpreventsmassivefloodingofthecity.See?我的电路啊Greatcircuits大坝破了个大洞theresamassiveleakinthedam每秒钟会喷出几千加仑的水anditsgushingthousandsofgallonsofwa

32、terpersecond.要淹没全城了It,sgonnafloodthewholetown.我的天啊决堤了Holyguacamole!Thedamsout!宏伟侠客快点解决水灾Majestico,youbetterdosomethingaboutallthiswater所有人都快被水淹了that,sgonnaraindownonthesepeople.这就去Onmyway.她成功了Shedidit!她救我们逃离火场Shesavedusfromthefire还逃离了水库决堤大洪水andthistorrentialdownpourofreservoirwater!你有点累了宏伟侠客Youlookt

33、ired,majestico.幸好我刚好有提神用品可以给你1.uckyforyouIhavejustthepick-me-upyouneed-热狗射线hot-dogvision.我太累了mexhausted.干得漂亮宏伟侠客Greatworkoutthere,majestico但今天世界还没拯救完butourdaysnotoveryet.还得去打击大恶人Westillhavetofightsomevillains拳打大坏蛋punchsomebadguys拯救老太太逃寓发疯大象savesomeoldladiesfromrabidelephants完成更多惊险刺♥激♥的

34、超级英雄任务andmoreexcitingsuperherotasks.不好说天才叔公Idontknow,UncleGrandpa.我有点不太想当超级英雄了mkindofoverbeingasuperhero.能不能把我切换问正常女孩子Canyoujustswitchmebacktoanormalgirl?但是宏伟侠客你为什么要放弃But,majestico,whywouldyouwanttogiveup你的神奇超能力还有超棒英雄体格呢yourawesomesuperpowersandsweetsuperherophysique?虽然超级英雄应该确实很酷Superpowersarecool,I

35、guess但是整天拯救世界确实太忙了butitsjustalotofworksavingthedayallthetime.好吧Okay.那应该是玩得差不多了Iguessweredoneplayingthen.我会想念我的热狗射线的Darn,Imgonnamissmyhot-dogvision.不过如果那就是你想要的结局Butifthatswhatyouwant我都能理解Itotallygetit.没法指望所有人Cantexpecteveryone都能喜欢眼窝里发射热狗出来tolikehotdogsshootinoutofyoureyesockets.只要拍一拍转一转Well,justalitt

36、lepat-patandspin-spin吃饭之前全整完就彻底恢复正常了beforedin-dinandyoureallbacktonormal.谢天谢地Thankgoodness!要知道天才叔公Youknow.UncleGrandpa超级英雄的事情还是留给漫画比较好1thinkllleavethesuperheroStufftomycomics让我乖乖做我的普通女孩数学作业andgetbacktomynormal-girlmathhomework.毕竟Afterall做作业的难度要低于拯救全世界Itsprobablyeasierthansavingtheentireworld打败真会弄死人的

37、怪物fromalife-threateningmonsterorsomething.怎么Whatthe.天才叔公怎么回事UncleGrandpa,whatsgoingon?我不知道Ihavenoidea不过那数学题真的很难butthatsoneseriousmathproblem!我终于活过来了Finally,Iamalive没人能阻止我数学作业人andnoonecanstopme,mathhomeworkman统治全宇宙fromrulingtheuniverse!天才叔公刚刚那是怎么回事UncleGrandpa,whattheheckjusthappened?应该是你剩下来的超级英雄仙尘It

38、hinkyourremnantsuperherodust落到了你数学作业上面landedonyourmathhomework唤醒了疯狂数学作业大怪物anditwokeacrazymathhomeworkmanmonsterperson而且还决心要统治全宇宙thatisheck-bentonrulingtheuniverse让我们不得好死andmakingourlivesmiserable!这全都要怪你AndIoweitalltoyou不负责任的懒得做作业女irresponsibletoolazytofinishherhomeworkgirl.她有自己的名字不用另外取Shehasaname,yo

39、uknow!快来杰西卡去追上他Comeon,Jessica.Wehavetogoafterhim.不好了他往那座高山给过去了Oh,no!Hesheadedstraightforthattallhill!必须要阻止那个疯狂数学人Wegottoputastoptothatmadmathman免得他破坏了我们国家的主♥权♥beforehedestroysthesovereigntyofournation.来吧杰斯没有你我办不到Comeon,Jess.Icantdoitwithoutyou.科学怪人给咱安全头盔Hey,Frankenstein,safetyskullprot

40、ectorhelmets.出发吧1.etsroll.听好了数学人Okay,listenup,mathman交出超能力马上投降handoverthesuperpowersandsurrender好让我们赶紧播完这集sowecanendthisepisodealready.不可能老头子Fatchance,oldman!不过我有个更好的点子ButIhaveabetteridea.要不要来点乘法Howaboutmultiplication?三乘以一等于三倍太阳Threetimesoneequalsthreetimesthesun.你们热不热啊Canyoufeeltheheat?该死他好强Dang.He

41、sgood.知道吗Didntyouknow?宇宙的一切都是数学的功劳Theuniverseoweseverythingtomath!要不要再上一节减法课Howaboutanotherlessoninsubtraction?地球减去臭氧层Theearthminustheozonelayer等于痛不欲生equalsunbearablepain.好了兄弟一点都不好笑了Allright,buddy,thisisntfunnyanymore.该死天才叔公我烧伤了Dang!UncleGrandpa,itburns!住手Cutitout!知道还有什么好笑吗除法Youknowwhatsfunny?Divisi

42、on!不好了我分成两半了Oh,no!mhalfthemanIusedtobe.天才叔公UncleGrandpa?你这个怪物快住手Youmonster!Youstopit!你能拿我怎么样大废物Andwhatareyougoingtodoaboutit,loser?是啊我能拿他怎么样Oh,yeah,whatamIgonnadoaboutit?做你很早以前就应该做的事Whatyoushouldvedonealongtimeago.把他做完Youhavetofinishhim.做完数学作业Finishyourmathhomework!给接着马上去做Here,takethis,andgettowork.

43、你绝对做不完我的Youllneverbeabletofinishme你根本解不开这些看似很难的代数题notifyoucantsolvetheseseeminglydifficultalgebraproblems.加油杰斯我相信你Comeon,Jess!1believeinyou!我也是Metoo.好这就做Allright.Heregoes.3x等于153xis15.15除以515dividedby.5!算你猜中了1.uckyguess.但你绝对解不开这道Butyou,renomatchforthisone.好Okay.4x减去574xminus5,7.好众矢之的Okay,mydearauntSally.那个抵消掉Canceloutthat答案是4andtheansweris4.又答对了Correctagain!非常好小姐Verygood,younglady.但那些都是儿戏Butthosewerechildsplay.试试解开这道方程Trygettingoutofthisequation!完蛋这题太难了Oh,no.Thatsatoughie.Shoot.你能行的你都解开好多题了Youcandoit.Youmadeitthisfar.对杰斯你绝对解得开Yeah,Jess,yougotthisone.是负一Itsnegative-1!我成功了Ididit!我做完数学作业